BT Western Han Dynasty Picking Chrysanthemums

Want to take a shower? " asked the old eunuch.

"No, I'll just wash my hands," said Mrs. Wei.

"The servant will fetch it for you..."

Before the old eunuch finished speaking, Mrs. Wei had already seen a pool, "I saw it, I don't need you, thank you."

"Master Hou?" The old eunuch chased Mrs. Wei away. This Bowang Garden is where the East Palace is located, not a place for people to walk around!

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Volume 80 [-] Mrs. Wei is a vulgar thing

There is a pond for raising cranes in Bowang Garden. It is the place where Prince Liu Ju watches cranes and drinks tea in his spare time.

Now Mrs. Wei is standing by the pool. After washing his hands casually, Mrs. Wei looks at these cranes.The zoo is not a place that Mrs. Wei likes to go to. He has only seen this thing on TV before, but he did not expect to see it up close in Xihan. "Is this thing raised by His Royal Highness?" Mrs. Wei asked the old eunuch standing behind him.

thing?The old eunuch is not good at training people of Mrs. Wei's level, so he can only respectfully say to Mrs. Wei: "If you go back to the Marquis, this is the crane of His Highness the Crown Prince."

"Can I go in and touch it?" Wei Wei asked again.

The old eunuch said, "Master Hou wants to go into the water?"

"I can swim," Wei said, "the water isn't that deep."

"The spring is cold and the water is cold," Liu Shi's voice came from behind the two of them.

"Your Highness," the old eunuch hurriedly saluted Liu Ju.

Liu Ju just looked at Mrs. Wei and said, "Do you like cranes?"

Mrs. Wei looked at Liu Ju, and in just a short while, the fake girl had changed into another outfit. "I haven't seen it before," Wei Wei said, "I want to touch it."

Mrs. Wei didn't have any other intentions in what he said, just touching it, in Liu Ju's ears, it made His Royal Highness blush again.

"Just touch it," Mrs. Wei's attention was on the crane, and she didn't notice that Liu Ju blushed again.

Liu Ju walked to Mrs. Wei's side with his head down, and called the cranes in the pool a few times.

Mrs. Wei saw several cranes approaching him and Liu Ju. "This crane is really taller than a human," he said to Liu Ju, "It's just that the legs are a little thinner."

Liu said: "That's what cranes are like."

"Yes, I know," Wei Wei said, "Actually, I don't think there is any flesh on those two legs."

"If you like it, I'll give you one." Liu Ju saw that Mrs. Wei was staring at the crane in front of him so intently, thinking that Mrs. Wei liked cranes just like him.

"Okay," Mrs. Wei was not polite, there were twenty cranes in the pond, and it would not be a big deal for this fake girl to give him one.

"Then which one do you want?" Liu Ju asked.

Mrs. Wei looked at the cranes in front of him, chose the biggest one, and said, "That's it. His Royal Highness, do you really want to give me one?"

Liu Ju nodded, then turned his head to the old eunuch and said, "Send this crane to the Wei Mansion."

"There's no need to send it away," Wei Wei said at this time: "We will settle it on the spot."

"You," said Liu Ju, unable to understand Mrs. Wei's words, "what do you mean by that?"

"I've eaten a lot of birds, even swans and seagulls," Mr. and Mrs. Wei said to Liu Ju, "I just haven't eaten such things!"

"Eat?" Liu Ju only had time to say the word.

The people present saw that Mrs. Wei stretched out his hand and directly grabbed the thin neck of the crane he had chosen. With just such a twist, the crane's neck was tied in a knot, and the unlucky crane didn't even make a sound. Before he could send it out, he was killed by Mrs. Wei.

"I'm not alone, let's eat it tonight!" Mrs. Wei shot like lightning, and after killing the crane, he turned around and said to Liu Ju.

Several screams sounded, and several delicate little palace servants fainted to the ground.

Mrs. Wei looked at the messy scene and said, "Hey, what's going on? Have you ever seen a chicken killed? I didn't bleed!"

"You," Liu Ju said with a pale face, "You killed the crane?"

Mrs. Wei said, "How can you eat it if you don't kill it? Isn't it cruel to eat its meat alive?"

Liu Ju was trembling for a long time before he scolded Mrs. Wei: "Burning the qin and cooking the crane, you are a vulgar thing!"

Volume 81 Burning the Qin and Cooking the Crane

Wei bt, a vulgar thing, was finally kicked out of Bowang Garden by His Royal Highness the Crown Prince.

"Then give me that crane!" Mrs. Wei shouted standing outside Bowang Garden, "Didn't you say you gave it to me? I can't decide whether to raise it or eat it? You can't give it back." Let the bird be a tomb and a monument?"

The two young eunuchs dragged out the crane's corpse tremblingly and put it in front of Mrs. Wei.

"How about I leave you a leg?" Mrs. Wei also asked Liu Shi at the door.

"Get lost!" The usually gentle and polite Prince finally roared angrily.

Wei Wei looked at the crane on the ground and swallowed, what a big one!Is it braised or grilled?How about steaming?Mrs. Wei's hands are itching now, how about a "Third Plenary Session"?

"What is he doing?" Liu Ju, who was at the door, asked the eunuch next to him.

The eunuch wanted to cry, but could he tell the crown prince that the Marquis of Yichun was looking at that crane and swallowing his saliva?

Mrs. Wei held the crane legs in his hands, dragged them all the way, and decided, "The Third Plenary Session", let him taste every taste.

"Master Hou is gone," the eunuch told Liu Judao after seeing Mrs. Wei dragging the dead crane away.

"Common man!" Liu Ju was so angry that he turned his back to the door and scolded, "How could uncle give birth to such an eldest son?!"

No one present could answer this question.

Mrs. Wei dragged the dead crane through the Shanglin Garden, attracting countless onlookers and scaring many young girls into unconsciousness.

In the end, Mrs. Wei got angry. After all, these people are also from the palace. Why can't they handle this scene?Is there a difference between a dead crane and a dead chicken?Do you use it like seeing a dead person?

(Bt! No one will explain it in the 21st century.)

Mrs. Wei made too much noise, and eventually even Emperor Wu Liu Che was alarmed.

"Have you tried it before?" Wei Wei dragged the dead crane and stood in front of Liu Che, "Maybe it's delicious?"

Liu Che said: "I never thought that cranes could eat."

Mrs. Wei said: "Why, why can't you eat it? You can eat human flesh, let alone crane meat!"

The tray in the hand of a small palace man fell to the ground, and with a "crash", the cups and plates shattered all over the floor.

"Have you ever eaten human flesh?" Liu Che asked Mrs. Wei without looking at the little palace man who was dragged out.

"I haven't eaten it," said Mrs. Wei, "but I heard that human flesh is sour and doesn't taste very good."

"Really? Sour?"

"Human blood is salty, but human flesh is sour," Mrs. Wei said, "That's right."

This time, not only the little palace people couldn't bear it anymore, but also the little eunuchs' legs trembled and they couldn't stand anymore.

"Then try it?" Liu Che pointed to the dead crane on the ground and asked Mrs. Wei.

Mrs. Wei nodded in a hurry, and didn't want to eat. What did he go to all this effort to drag the dead crane all the way here?

In the end, the crown prince Liu Ju raised the crane, and that night, it entered the stomachs of his father and his cousin.

"It's almost the same as chicken," Liu Che said to Mrs. Wei after drinking and eating, "it's just too big for two people to finish."

"If you can't finish eating, let's eat tomorrow." Wei Wei was really eating this time, holding his stomach and said: "Your Majesty, I think the steamed taste is not good, but the baked one is delicious."

Liu Che nodded, "My wife is right, the steamed one has a fishy smell."

Mrs. Wei sighed, these days there is no monosodium glutamate, no star anise, so there is nothing to do with the fishy smell. "His Royal Highness doesn't eat it," Wei Wei said, "It's a pity."

Liu Che said: "My son, how are you getting along with the prince?"

Wei Wei said: "His Royal Highness is the master, His Majesty is the big master, he is the little master."

"He's not like me," Liu Che got up, and said to Mrs. Wei, "You're not like your father, and the prince is not like me. Things are so strange. Let's go, my son, let's go for a walk with me, and let's eat together. "

Volume 82 [-] The first wife's funeral after four years

Mrs. Wei did something about burning the piano and cooking the crane in Bowang Garden. The news spread all over Chang'an City the next day, but no one dared to say anything about Mrs. Wei, because after all, he was the one who ate the crane with Mrs. Wei It was Liu Che, Emperor Wu, who scolded Mrs. Wei as vulgar, which meant that even the emperor scolded him too.Maybe it was also because of this consideration, so when Mrs. Wei returned home the next day, Wei Qing didn't say anything about him, but looked at him even more helplessly.

Mrs. Wei's shoulders were completely swollen after a day, so under the ridicule of the old man, bt Wei used the iron head skill on the old man, and the master and apprentice fought again, causing The doctor who treated Mrs. Wei's wounds watched from the sidelines.

Mrs. Yin Ji's funeral ended four years ago, because of a word from Emperor Wu Liu Che, it has to be held again now.The woman who died was no longer a lowly concubine, but the wife of General Wei.

Condolencers poured into the Wei mansion like a tide, not only because it was the general's wife, but because of the eldest son Wei and his wife.People like icing on the cake. People thought that Emperor Wu's favor for Huo Qubing had already reached the sky, and the favor of Mrs. Wei is even better than that of Huo Qubing.

All the members of the Wei clan who could come also came. Mrs. Wei's position in the Wei clan was originally embarrassing. Although he was Wei Qing's eldest son, he, Wei Buyi, and Wei Deng were all born to concubines. If marrying a main wife and getting rich, then Mrs. Wei will have no chance to inherit everything from Wei Qing, so the clansmen have never valued this Young Master Wei.It's different now, Mrs. Wei is the eldest son, and everything about Wei Qing will belong to him in the future, and the future of this son may be even more brilliant than his father. This kind of Mrs. Wei is the future survival guarantee for the Wei clan. , anyone will try their best to please, for fear of giving Wei