BT Western Han Dynasty Picking Chrysanthemums

His face was already dark, and Dongfang Shuo clearly wanted to make fun of Mrs. Wei.

Everyone in the hall listened with relish. Liu Che was a little embarrassed to meet people just now, and now he looked at the big and small who were talking without blinking.

"Isn't it just to give birth to a baby?" Mrs. Wei seemed to fail to understand his father's intention of not wanting to embarrass him again, and said as if he had experienced it: "I tried it, but the girl's belly didn't get bigger."

Joy, Dongfang Shuo has never been as happy as today in his life, "Young Master, does he know how to make a woman's belly bigger?"

Mrs. Wei immediately said, "It's just a bed."

"Just sleep?"

"Then what else?"

"This kind of thing still needs to be taught."

"Sleeping is something Mr. and Mrs. Wei is born with, so no one needs to teach him."

The monarchs and ministers in the first hall, except for Wei Qing who died of anger, all had a hard time holding back their laughter.

Volume 91 [-] The Son of "Bai Yu Wu Xia"

Dongfang Shuo asked, "Young Master, do you know the difference between men and women?"

Mrs. Wei said: "Women are yin, have long hair, um, big breasts, no Adam's apple, and other things are no different from men."

"that's it?"

"Yes."

"Doesn't Young Master know that women have to squat to go to the toilet?"

Can you say that?Wei Wei frowned, "Don't men also squat?"

Dongfang Shuo said, "I mean, it's the same with their Xiaojie."

Master!Wei Wei was surprised, "Is that so? Why?"

Dongfang Shuo took a book out of his pocket and showed it to Mrs. Wei, "Young Master, let's read it."

This girl is so tough!Mrs. Wei's affection for Dongfang Shuo soared.Chunliang flipped through the little yellow book of the big man version incomparably, and then said: "What is this? These two people are fighting?"

Liu Che let out a laugh, and then held it back.A group of civil and military people are holding back, and the fun is getting bigger and bigger.

Wei Qing's face was completely darkened, and he directly took the erotic picture from Mrs. Wei's hand, and put it into Dongfang Shuo's hand, "Mrs. Wei is young, Mr. Dongfang, don't make such jokes with children."

Dongfang Shuo said to Wei Qing with an attitude that if I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell will go to hell: "General, although the young master is very clever, there are still some things that need to be taught, and I can teach him."

"Mr. Dongfang!" Wei Qing wished he could kill this old man who had never done anything serious and was dedicated to destroying people.

"Ah, I remembered," said the innocent Mr. Wei Zhang suddenly realized, "I seem to have seen the scene in the painting."

Dongfang Shuo lived up to everyone's expectations and immediately asked, "Oh? Where did you meet the young master?"

"One time I went hunting," Mrs. Wei said as expected, "I saw a man and a woman doing this by the river. The man was biting the woman, and the woman was screaming in pain. I thought I went to save the woman, but my master pulled me away, saying that this is a matter between other people's husband and wife, and outsiders can't care about it," Wei bt said here, and sighed, "I don't know what happened to that woman in the end , is it still alive?"

Hold back hard, except for Wei Qing, everyone is holding back hard, laughing at this time, the next scene will not be seen.

Dongfang Shuo said to Mrs. Wei earnestly, "I can assure the young master that the woman is definitely alive."

"Sir, do you know who Mrs. Wei is talking about? Do you know that woman?"

"I don't know that, but I know that's how babies are born."

Mrs. Wei looked at Dongfang Shuo with eyes wide open as if struck by lightning, "What, what?"

Dongfang Shuo nodded without doubt, "That's right, only in this way can a man and a woman give birth to a child."

Mrs. Wei looked up at Liu Yezhu, who nodded at him with a constipated expression.Mrs. Wei twisted her small face, and after thinking for a long time, he looked at Wei Qing and said, "That means the three of us were beaten by father and mother?"

Wei Qing tilted his body and almost fell down.

If you hold it any longer, you will die, Liu Che burst out laughing, and then the whole room roared with laughter.

Wei Wei made a look of helplessness.

Then laugh.

Today, no one is in the mood to talk about serious business anymore. Except for Wei Qing, no one is dissatisfied with this play. Emperor Wu Liu Che's office meeting has never been as joyful as it is today.

Liu Che pointed at Wei Qing and said with a smile, "Zhongqing, you should teach your husband and son well after you go back! Your son is a treasure!"

Wei Qing wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in. Huo Qubing was also raised by him alone. Huo Qubing is not like this. Huo Qubing is self-taught. How can this Wei couple know nothing about this?Although he is only 12 years old, he doesn't even know anything about men and women?What medical books did he read?If a person can't understand the relationship between men and women even by looking at erotic pictures, how can he teach them?But if they don't teach, this group of people still don't know how to embarrass their father and son!Wei Qing looked at his "Bai Yu Wu Xia" son, he was at a loss.

Volume 92 [-] Physiological Hygiene Class

Wei Qing is very serious, Wei Qing is very solemn, and Mrs. Wei really wants to know how his father, Wei Qing, will teach him a physical hygiene class.It is secondary to make these ancient people have fun, but listening to Wei Qing's words, it is best to teach by example is the main thing, so Wei bt pretended to be stupid and cooperated with Dongfang Shuo to perform a happy sketch.In fact, can bt not understand this matter between men and women?He understands both men and men, he understands it too well!

Mrs. Wei felt that her son was abnormal today, and had been fidgeting since returning home.

"Did something happen in Chaoli?" Although a woman shouldn't ask about national affairs, old lady Wei, seeing Wei Qing like this, felt that the big man was about to perish.

"No," Wei Qing reluctantly smiled at the old mother, and the old lady couldn't let the jokes Wei and his wife made today live or die.

"Where's your wife?" Mrs. Wei asked Wei again, "Why didn't you come back together?"

Wei Qing could only smile wryly.After a joke, Mrs. Wei was left by the emperor to talk. The two monarchs and ministers still don't know what they are doing.Wei Qing felt that the emperor was pampering Wei and his wife, but in Wei Qing's view, this was not a good thing.

"This kid is really ruthless." Mrs. Wei didn't understand Wei Qing's mood at the moment, and said, "No doubt what happened, he didn't ask a single word."

"What's wrong with you?" Wei Qing hurriedly asked.

"The bone is not broken, but I was so frightened that my brother is going to kill him. Can he not be afraid?" Mrs. Wei felt chills on the back of her neck when she thought of the scene last night. Can he be like this? No doubt he is the brother of his mother and compatriots!"

What else can Wei Qing say?I can only say some nice words to coax the old lady Wei.

When the lanterns first came on, Mrs. Wei went back to the house, and the old lady Wei had already fallen asleep.Forget about saying hello to Mrs. Wei, Mrs. Wei went straight back to his study. He asked Liu Yezhu for a blacksmith shop, and Liu Yezhu gave it to him without saying a word. A cross-age metal was smelted.In the eyes of Mrs. Wei, what people in this era use is scrap metal.Bt hasn't considered whether others are dead or alive. Anyway, let him chop people up with something better than bronze, so it's better to let him throw bricks directly!

The advantage of being an intellectual is, don't laugh, Wei BT is also an intellectual.One of the advantages of intellectuals is that no matter where they go, the things in their heads will not be lost, and no one can snatch them away.Mrs. Wei scribbled and drew pictures on the desk, planning a blueprint for his metallurgical career.

When Wei Qing came, he saw Mrs. Wei writing something buried under the lamp, "My son," Wei Qing called Mrs. Wei's name and walked into the house. This was the first time Wei Qing entered Mrs. Wei's study.

"Father?" Mrs. Wei saw that Wei Qing seemed to be taken aback, and quickly got up.

Wei Qing asked Mrs. Wei to sit down, and the father and son sat across a desk.

"Father, why are you here?" Mrs. Wei asked Wei Qing, cheering in her heart, physical hygiene class, physical hygiene class.

Wei Qing said: "My son, Mr. Dongfang likes to joke with people, so you can't believe everything he says."

Mrs. Wei nodded, Dongfang Shuo still needs to be close friends.

Wei Qing said again: "My son, you are still young, it is human nature for men and women to be incomprehensible.

Wei Wei nodded, I know a lot more than you, Master.

Wei Qing also said: "My son, women are different from us."

Wei Wei nodded, what's the difference?

Wei Qing said again: "My son, when you grow up, father will arrange a concubine for you, and you will know everything by then."

Mrs. Wei looked at Wei Qing with extremely pure eyes.

Volume 93 [-] The Warm and Jade General Wei

Wei Qing felt embarrassed, and his eyes scattered in all directions, "My husband, the man and woman you saw by the river that day were not fighting, but having sex. The woman's cry was not pain, she should, should," Wei Da The general thought and thought, and finally said: "It should be joy."

Mrs. Wei couldn't understand, how could someone like Wei Qing be so golden and iron?If it was Wei Wei, he would have kicked his son to the ground, pointed to his son's nose and said, you idiot, the stick under your father's lower part is smashed into the hole under your old mother, and it makes a piston movement, which means a man and a woman Love, that's how you got here, you idiot!Do you know what a stick is?It's what you pee on!

Wei Qing didn't know if Mrs. Wei understood what he said, so she glanced at Mrs. Wei, and then looked away.

Mrs. Wei took the most pure physical hygiene class in history.He looked at Wei Qing's embarrassing shyness, and suddenly felt a desire to protect the famous general in front of him.To describe General Wei cannot be described as beautiful, Wei Qing is handsome, different from Wei Wei's exquisiteness, Wei Qing is gentle, making people look comfortable, not amazing, but the brilliance flows inadvertently, really like jade