BT Western Han Dynasty Picking Chrysanthemums

Seeing that his eyes couldn't kill him, and couldn't force Liu Xiaoku to push back his hand, Mrs. Wei had no choice but to use the most helpless move and burst into tears.

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Volume 11 Your Majesty, haven't you enjoyed yourself just now?

When Mrs. Wei cried, Liu Ju didn't dare to touch this cousin with his hands. "Uncle," the six-year-old eldest son of the emperor asked his uncle, "Doesn't my wife like Ju'er?"

Wei Qing hurriedly said, "Why doesn't he like His Highness?"

"Then why did he cry?"

This time Liu Che laughed out loud and said, "Little baby is like this!"

"You and your hard-working son, hurry up and die!" Mrs. Wei cried while crying, "Remember! When you fight with your son in the future, just don't miss me!"

"Maybe he's hungry," Liu Che said to Wei Qing seeing Mrs. Wei crying non-stop, "Should I let him eat something?"

"Come here," Wei Qing hastily turned around and called out to the servants of the Wei Mansion, "Take your son down."

"Promise," a servant agreed, and walked up, holding Mrs. Wei in his arms.

"Goodbye for no time! Liu Xiao is so hard," Mrs. Wei stopped howling in the hands of this servant, and grinned at Liu Ju, half smiling, half crying, making a very difficult grimace.

Liu Ju was dumbfounded. He didn't know that in the 21st century, Mrs. Wei's face just now had a name called Yingling. "Father! Uncle!" Liu Ju called out to the adults in a hurry, won't his cousin be possessed by a ghost?

The two adults, the servants in the room, and the guards all looked in the direction Liu Ju was pointing at.

Mrs. Wei quickly began to show off cuteness, it's shameful to be cute, but BT has always been shameful, just imagine yourself as a dog, Mrs. Wei has her own cuteness skills.

Liu Ju was even more stupid now, he had never seen anyone change his face like this while staying in the palace.

"Little thing," Liu Che said to Wei Qing with a smile on Shang Wei's watery eyes, "Does he look more like his mother? I don't think he looks like you."

Wei Qing glanced at Liu Shi, who looked a lot like the Wei family, and didn't answer Liu Che's words.

Seeing that Wei Qing ignored him this time, Liu Che recalled what he said just now, Wei Qing's son is not like Wei Qing, is he saying that this son is not Wei Qing's? "But those eyes are the same as yours," Liu Che hastily corrected his slip of the tongue, saying, "Same," he looked into Wei Qing's eyes, and said, "Like jade."

Wei Qing lowered his head and said, "Your Majesty is absurd."

Liu Che laughed, and walked outside the house.

Wei Qing asked Liu Ju to go first, and followed Liu Ju out of the house.

Liu Che turned around and said to Wei Qing: "Zhongqing, this time we are fighting the Huns, I want Qu Bing to go with you."

"No," Wei Qing hurriedly bowed and said, "Qu Bing is now at the age where he can serve the country."

Liu Che walked back to Wei Qing's side and said, "Zhongqing, I'm waiting for your good news in Chang'an."

"Uncle," Liu Ju also said beside him, "Ji'er is also waiting for Uncle to return from victory in Chang'an."

"I will live up to your majesty's expectations," Wei Qing said with a courteous look.

Seeing Wei Qing like this, Liu Che's desires arose again, and he said to the left and right: "Take Your Highness back to the palace first, I have military affairs to discuss with the General."

"Father," Liu Ju didn't want to leave.

"If you return late, your mother will be worried," Liu Che said to the eldest son of the emperor, with an appearance of thinking about the queen's son and husband, "you should go back soon."

Liu Ju had no choice but to say "No" to his father, and after thinking about it, he asked his uncle Wei Qing, "Uncle, can Juer come to see his wife again?"

"His Royal Highness can come to the mansion at any time," Wei Qing hurriedly said, but thinking of Mrs. Wei dancing and dancing all day long, Wei Qing really doubted that His Royal Highness Liu Shi, who was taught by the great Confucians of the dynasty, could talk to him Are you happy with this family?Just when Wei Qing felt a headache for his wife Wei, his hand was already held by Liu Che. This was also a person who gave him a headache, "Your Majesty, didn't you have fun just now?" Wei Qing asked Liu Che.

"How does he compare to you?" Liu Che whispered to Wei Qing, and after finishing speaking, Liu Che saw with satisfaction that Wei Qing's ears turned red.

Volume 12 [-] The first human words in this life

My father and Xiao Huo went to beat up the Huns again, Mrs. Wei looked at the people in Wei's mansion, Mrs. Cong Wei, who was his mother who was a concubine, and his seven aunts and eight aunts. Burning incense and kowtowing again, monks and Taoists begged, as long as they can bless the pair of nephews who went out to return safely, and their Wei family can be more prosperous.Mrs. Wei is slobbering, the main thing is that he doesn't know how to speak human words, otherwise he must tell these women that there is no need to ask for safety, and these two beating the Huns is like beating their grandsons, so there is nothing to worry about.There is also a rich man who asks for wool?If you really want to be rich so much, begging for that pair of Xiongnu terminators is better than asking Wei Zifu in the palace to be young forever, hold Liu Yezhu, and fight mistresses, brackets, including female mistresses and male mistresses.

"My husband," Mrs. Wei hugged Mrs. Wei in her arms, and said, "You also burn incense for your father and cousin."

"Can I go home?" Wei Wei asked the statue of Emperor Zhenwu with his eyes wide open, "Send me home, I will be a good man and contribute to the future of mankind!"

"My husband and wife are good," Mrs. Wei kowtowed while hugging Mrs. Wei.

Mrs. Wei closed her eyes, and opened them again, she was still in the arms of the old lady, damn it!It is also a great way to cheat sesame oil money!Wei Wei cursed in his heart.

"Grandmother, Ji'er is here too," Liu Ju's crisp voice came from behind the group.

Why is there him everywhere?Mrs. Wei didn't bother to scold anymore, since his father left, this little Liu ran to his house every three days.How can the prince of the Han Dynasty walk around the street casually like this?Mrs. Wei's chubby face was wrinkled several times, and she looked sadly at Liu Xiaokubi who walked up to him with a steamed bun face. Does this man know that his surname is Liu, but actually they have the same surname? Wei's doesn't matter much?

"My husband," Liu Ju still pressed his hot face against Mrs. Wei's cold buttocks, and greeted Mrs. Wei, "Cousin is here."

"Damn it!" Mrs. Wei opened his mouth, and now he can finally speak human words clearly.

Mrs. Wei didn't have any sense of surprise when Mrs. Wei said the first sentence of her life, because his golden grandson made His Royal Highness Liu Zheng die when he opened his mouth. "When I get back to the mansion, I'll go check it out!" Mrs. Wei was quick-witted, and while covering Mrs. Wei's mouth, she rushed down and said ruthlessly: "Look at the one who is not afraid of death, and taught the eldest son to speak such stupid words!"

"Death, let go," Liu Ju imitated Mrs. Wei's words, and asked the old lady Wei innocently, "Grandma, what do you mean?"

This Liu Xiaokubi is still an idiot!Mrs. Wei is really helpless, just such a guy, how could his father not kill him!Can wild boar and little white rabbit become a family?

"My husband is learning to speak," Mrs. Wei coaxed Liu Ju, "It's just saying one word at a time. That's not a single word, Your Highness."

"Oh," Liu Ju nodded coquettishly, "It turns out that the husband and wife are learning to speak."

"Your Highness," the old lady Wei said while the iron was hot: "When you return to the palace, you can't be like a husband and wife, or you will make people in the palace laugh at you! You are the son of the empress, and you can't do things that make people laugh. .”

"Grandmother, Ji'er wrote it down," Liu Ju nodded obediently.

It was only then that Mrs. Wei discovered that his grandmother was a real person, and she was worthy of Pan Damei, who was as coquettish as she was in later generations, and she was the one named Jinlian. Otherwise, she would not have dared to have an affair with someone when she was a slave Let him kiss his father!It's so easy to fool Liu Zheng, a little bitch.Is the old lady talented, or is Liu Xiaoku too stupid?This is a problem!Mrs. Wei looked at Mrs. Wei, then at Liu Shi, lost in thought.

Volume 13 decided to leave home

After the eldest son of the Wei family spoke the first human words, from Mrs. Wei to his own mother, he began to want to teach Mrs. Wei how to speak.Facing these two people, Mrs. Wei was still thinking about interacting with them verbally, but later found that these two people really had no common language with him, except for recognizing the trees and flowers planted outside, and watching the clouds floating in the sky. Flying birds, at most take him to see the fish swimming in the water.Regarding this kind of non-nutritious conversation, it is golden for Mrs. Wei to remain silent in the end. He does not have the same knowledge as women, let alone these two, one is his grandmother and the other is his mother. Just pretend to be cold.

In the days of being the eldest son in the Wei Mansion, apart from the two women who told him that nature was "science" every day, nothing could satisfy Mrs. Wei.The first thing is to eat. At this time, chili peppers were still in Arabia and did not come to China. For Mr. Wei, who loves spicy food, this is a torture.There is also sitting, there are no chairs in this day and age, you have to sit on your knees, Mrs. Wei would rather lie down.There is also wearing, a robe on a robe, which makes Mrs. Wei miss the old pullover very much.There is no air conditioner, no refrigerator, no water heater, no toilet, no candles at night, etc. By the way, at this time, he can't even eat a potato, and the tomato is even better. It's floating clouds, you can get what you want.

What makes Mrs. Wei even more unbearable is that Liu Ju is a little bitch, he despises him so much, and this little bitch still runs to his house every other day.Tell him about "The Spring and Autumn Annals of Gongyang" and say that it is something he is learning recently. When Mrs. Wei heard Liu Xiaoku force carrying this ram in front of him, his head was full of black lines, and he really wanted to ask this little bitter man, Are you speaking human language?Why can't I understand a word of Mr. Mao?Given that since