BT Western Han Dynasty Picking Chrysanthemums

Immortal? "The old man's mouse eyes lit up.

"Your parents gave you such a name?" Mrs. Wei and the pair of mouse eyes stared eye to eye.

"People in Jianghu call me immortal," said the old man.

"Jianghu?" Mrs. Wei looked at this old man again. He was dressed in rags, with a head of grass growing. This kind of appearance resembled Hong Qigong, and Mrs. Wei blurted out: "The beggar gang?"

The old man said: "I knew I had a destiny with you!"

"It's against the law to rob someone in the street," Mrs. Wei said, "Do you know that?"

The old man took out a chicken thigh, "This is for you to eat," he stretched the chicken thigh in front of Mrs. Wei's mouth.

"My mother said, you can't eat food from strangers," Mrs. Wei said righteously.

The old man was a little dizzy, just now when he saw Mrs. Wei jumping up the steps, he felt that this baby is a good material for martial arts, and seeing that this mansion is not an ordinary house, the old man who loves materials, so he simply Let's talk about it after wei kang is robbed.

"Who are you?" Wei Wei asked at this time.

"Swordsman," said the old man, "baby, do you know what a swordsman is?"

"It's just that people are very cheap!" Wei Wei said: "You are so old, how cheap do you have to be to be called a cheap guest?"

"Very cheap?" Wei bt, after hurting the self-esteem of most people in the Wei Mansion, also hurt the old man's self-esteem, "It's a sword! A sword, do you understand?!" The old man blew his beard and stared. .

"What is a sword?" Wei Wei said, "Can you eat it?"

Old Immortal has been obsessed with kendo all his life. He never thought that there are still people in this world who don't know what a sword is. He untied the sword wrapped around his waist, showed it to Mrs. Wei, and said: " This is the sword!"

Wei Kang said, "Is it the waistband?"

Immortal: "..."

"Do you know who my father is?" Wei Wei asked the old man.

"I don't know," said the old man, "I just came to Chang'an. From what your house looks like, your father is an official."

"My father is Wei Qing," Mrs. Wei said.

The old man became interested and said, "Is that General Wei?"

"Yes!"

"Then take me as your teacher," said the old man, "Your father is a general, and you must join the army in the future. I will teach you swordsmanship!"

Mrs. Wei is now sure that this old man is a slut. He robbed General Wei’s son. He didn’t know how to be afraid. He even told him about apprenticeship, "My father will teach me!" Mrs. Wei said to the old man .

The old man "Teng" jumped up and began to dance his sword in front of Mrs. Wei.

Mrs. Wei just took a look, and knew that this old man was not bragging. This sword style was a killer move, and none of it was superfluous. A seemingly soft and boneless long sword, in the old man's hands, could do nothing. Like a swimming dragon, go away like a poisonous letter, and receive like a river with a blue light.This old man, Mrs. Wei now has the idea of ​​apprenticeship.Anyway, he is also going to be blind, and it's not easy to deal with such a brain, but a person with full marks for force is not bad!At least he, Mrs. Wei, can cheat his old man, but the old man can't cheat him, Mrs. Wei!

Volume 17 [-] I want a husband and wife!

After finishing the old swordsmanship, he knelt down and asked Mrs. Wei, "How is it? Teacher, how is this swordsmanship?"

Wei Wei blinked his eyes, "I don't understand," he said to the old man.

The old immortal body fell forward, "I don't understand, didn't you say it earlier?!" He yelled at Mrs. Wei, isn't this a waste of his energy?

"It's pretty!" Mrs. Wei said with a cute smile on his face, "It's more beautiful than a monkey."

The old man: "..." It turns out that this kid has been looking at him for a long time without blinking, thinking that he is just playing monkeys.

"Come again," Wei Wei clapped his hands at the old man.

"Would you like to be a teacher?" said the old man, "I'll give you this chicken leg!"

"My mother said, don't eat food from strangers."

"It's your mother again," the old man tugged at his hair irritably, and asked Mrs. Wei, "What else did your mother tell you?!"

"My mother said that if a stranger gave me a chicken leg, he would kidnap a child."

The old man pulled out a handful of his hair, "What else? What else did your mother say?"

"It's not just chicken legs," Mrs. Wei said. "A candied haws, a steamed stuffed bun, a piece of cake, a piece of candy, a windmill, and a small ball. They just don't work anyway."

The old man was about to get down, "Also, what else is there? Who is your mother?"

"My mother is my father's wife!"

The old man is lying on the ground, why is it so easy for his senior brothers to accept an apprentice, and it is so painful when it is his turn?

Seeing the old man who was about to cry sadly, Mrs. Wei raised two fingers at the old man and said, "Two."

"Ah?" The old man didn't understand.

"My mother didn't say that I can't take two chicken legs from a stranger," Mrs. Wei smiled at the old man, "I want two chicken legs."

The old man stayed for a long time, then hugged Mrs. Wei, and spun around in circles, "Wahhaha, I found a treasure! There is hope for Master Guang! Wahaha, wahaha!"

Sb, besides Mrs. Wei's evaluation of this old man who hugged him like he found a peerless treasure, shouting and laughing, what other adjectives can he use to describe this man?

"Two," the old man went crazy, put down Mrs. Wei who looked calm, took out two chicken legs and handed them to Mrs. Wei, saying: "My dear disciple, I'll give you both. Let's go with Master." !"

With a big chicken leg in one hand, Mrs. Wei gnawed until his mouth was full of grease, and nodded at Lao Bushi, "Master," he called Lao Bushi.

"Let's go," the old man picked up Mrs. Wei and left.

This pair of master and apprentice, who were bound together because of the two chicken legs, had no idea that they would report to the Wei Mansion. This was not a case of snatching and trafficking children together, but just learning from a teacher.

"I want a wife and son!" At this time, Liu Shi, who had been sent back to the palace by the people in the Weifu, was howling with his parents. There was only one sentence, four words, I want a wife and son.

Liu Che was going crazy too, he even sent out his own Habayashi guards, Chang'an City is very big, but it's not possible to miss that little dumpling, right?

Wei Zifu also cried, this is her young brother's first son. Empress Wei cried like pear blossoms and rain, and said to Liu Che: "Young brother is currently on an expedition. What should I do?"

"Send someone to look for it again!" Liu Che yelled outside the palace, Mrs. and Mrs. Wei's dumpling was lost. After Wei Qing came back, how would he explain to Wei Qing? "When I find that damned old man, I will definitely kill him!" Liu Che said harshly.

"Ji'er," Wei Zifu asked Liu Ju at this moment, "are you sure that the person who took away his wife and son is an old man?"

"I don't know!" Liu Ju cried out of breath, "I just saw a shadow!"

"Shadow?" Liu Che called to his son.

"Wow! Could it be a ghost who took my husband and son away?!" At this moment, Liu Ju had a new understanding of Wei's being robbed, and cried even louder.Xiao Liu thinks that it is easy to deal with as a human being, his father will definitely be able to rescue his wife and son, if this is a ghost, then his wife and son will never come back!

Volume 18

After Mrs. Wei bid farewell to Chang'an City by gnawing chicken legs, he followed the old man to start the Western Han Dynasty.Of course, the old man insisted that they were rangers, and he didn't even admit that he was actually a beggar.

In the land of beautiful mountains and green waters, the small village is bathed in the setting sun, the smoke from the kitchen is curling up, and the sound of chickens and dogs can be heard occasionally, what a beautiful picture of a paradise.

Mrs. Wei squatted outside the bamboo fence of a family, and the scenery had nothing to do with him at all. All he could see was a fat hen walking towards him.Seeing the hen getting closer and closer to him, Mrs. Wei held his breath, and then looked at the enemy situation around him. He had already knocked down the watchdog of the house, and he was just waiting for the hen.

The hen clucked and showed its graceful posture to other hens. Who made it the most beautiful chicken in this area?The hen sighed in her heart, I don't know how many rooster heroes have fought for it.

Mrs. Wei didn't know how to appreciate the beauty of chickens. Seeing the hen approaching him, Mrs. Wei reached in through the hole in the bamboo fence like lightning, grabbed the hen by the neck, and With a little effort, Mrs. Wei killed the hen in a "tremendous way".

The other hens in the yard saw it and cried out loudly.

Mrs. Wei hurriedly threw back the dead chicken over the bamboo fence, cursing, "Damn it, the chicken is still reporting a funeral!"

The hens were actually shouting in unison, they deserve it!Little dick!Let you hook the cock again!

Mrs. Wei held the chicken in one hand, and dragged the big yellow dog that he had thrown down with the other, and his figure disappeared like a ghost.

Not long after, everyone in this small village heard the wailing from A Cai's family in the same village.

"Who kills a thousand swords! Steals my dog ​​and my laying hen! Kills a thousand swords!"

In a small village, people never pick up lost items on the road and never close their doors at night. After being called out by Ah Cai's family, every household went out and was busy counting their chickens and dogs.

"The chicken thief is here!"

Just when everyone was mentally and physically alert, Lao Bushi had a chicken in his left hand and a duck in his right, and was about to leave the village. He was about to leave the village, and was discovered by the people in the village.

At this time when he is old, if he throws away the chickens and ducks in his hand, the villagers will not do anything to him because he is old.It's a pity that the old man is also a master who risked his life and money, so he wanted to rush out of the siege with these two thieves.It stands to reason that Old Immortal has high martial arts skills, if he is sincere, the peasants in this village will not be able to hurt him, but it is a pity that Old Immortal is still