BT Western Han Dynasty Picking Chrysanthemums

Otherwise, he won't be a long-lived person, how unlucky a beauty is, his own mother in this life is the circumstantial evidence of this old saying.His own mother is not dead, how could the Princess Pingyang in the back marry into the Wei family and be his stepmother? How could his father, Wei Qing, be the master?

"My son, are you okay?" the old man asked Mrs. Wei cautiously.

"Come on, big or small," Wei Wei turned his head and continued to gamble.

"Let's forget about it, Xiao Wei." These gangsters were more conscientious than Mrs. Wei, and said, "You should go home quickly, in case your mother is ill, you can still see her one last time."

"It's too late," Mrs. Wei said, "I'm too far away from home now." At this moment, he and the old man are almost at the Yumen Pass. When he returns to Chang'an by walking, his mother will probably be buried in the ground for half a year. Alright, it's almost time for a plane to come.

What Mrs. Wei said was a fact, but the old man felt guilty. Only then did the old man realize that he had done a wrong thing that separated his family.This Mrs. Wei, looking at Mrs. Wei's face as if he didn't know what life and death are, felt that he was sorry for the Wei family. He actually taught a little bastard for the Wei family!

"If you don't come, then don't come," Wei Wei's face twitched seeing that everyone around him looked at him with sympathy. It turned out that a child without a mother is really sympathetic.

"My son," after all the gangsters bid farewell to Mrs. Wei, the old man said to Mrs. Wei, "I've decided."

"What did you decide again?" Mrs. Wei poured out the copper coins in the purse and counted them to see how much he got today.

"I want to take you back to Chang'an!" said the old man.

Now Mrs. Wei stopped counting the money, looked up at the old man and said, "Didn't you say you were going to see the Huns? This is going to be closed at Yumen! Go back?"

"Go back," the old man said to Mrs. Wei in a rare and serious way: "we are alive, we must not know what filial piety is! Husband and wife, I have been running around with you all these years and forgot to teach you filial piety. Now we have to Fill!"

The purse in Mrs. Wei's hands fell to the ground, and the copper coins were scattered all over the floor. "You," he said looking at the old man, "you haven't been fooled, have you?"

Volume 22 [-] Carrying the poison away

This time, the old man is determined, no matter how violent Mrs. Wei resists, he will take Mrs. Wei back to Chang'an.I'm sure I won't be able to beat this little bastard who can be beaten and beaten. At this time, I realize that I am wise and wise. His master's master, that is, his master, is really not a fool, the master said If it is true, it turns out that it is true that the disciple cannot teach everything.The old man still spared the little bastard Wei, and directly poisoned Wei bastard. He carried Wei and his wife all the way back to Chang'an like carrying a bag.

Mrs. Wei was poisoned by the old immortal, and his whole body was paralyzed, just like a seriously ill patient with whole body paralyzed. "You are ruthless!" Wei Wei scolded the old man all the way, "If you have the ability to reach Chang'an, don't detoxify me!"

"I'll explain it to you when we get to Chang'an," the old man assured Mrs. Wei.

"Okay," Wei Wei said, "When the time comes, you can dig a hole yourself!"

The old man said, "Why should I dig a hole myself?"

"I don't care whether to kill or bury," Wei Wei said ruthlessly, "You wait!"

"Okay, I'll wait," said the old immortal Mighty Unyielding, "I'll take a bath and wait for you to kill me! One knife is enough. If there are too many knives, I'm afraid of pain!"

"Why do not you go to hell!"

"I am old and immortal. I will never die when I am old. How do you want me to die?"

"Damn it!"

"Anyway, he is also from the family background of our son, so no foul language is allowed!"

"Mummy!"

"My mother has been dead for many years, maybe she was reincarnated as someone else's mother."

"Master!" Mrs. Wei's attitude softened, the hero didn't suffer the immediate loss, and he begged the old man again: "When I go back to Chang'an, I will definitely be killed by others, are you willing?"

"Don't worry," the old man said, "I know you are a scourge, you are the only one who can harm others, no one can harm you!"

"Didn't I be poisoned by you?" Wei Wei blinked at the old man, and I'm a dog again.

"After returning to Chang'an, I'll teach you, okay?" The old man refused to look into Mrs. Wei's eyes. He suffered from this loss too many times, and if he ate it again, he would really die.

Mrs. Wei resigned to his fate, this time the old man was playing for real with him.

"My son," the old man saw that Mrs. Wei had stopped talking, so he began to endorse Mrs. Wei, talking about filial piety, one filial son after another, wishing that Mrs. Wei was also the filial sons in his stories.

Lying on the ice and begging for fish, Mrs. Wei closed his eyes and decided to go to sleep, lie on his sister!Isn't it over after breaking the ice?If you can really find fish lying on the ice, Antarctic penguins don’t have to learn to swim, and polar bears don’t even need to. These two creatures, in terms of size and calories, are not better than humans?

Seeing that Mrs. Wei closed his eyes, the old man continued his filial education, and said to Mrs. Wei: "It's no use pretending to sleep, I'm teaching you how to be a man!"

"Turn yourself into a human being first!" Wei Wei and the old man yelled, "Damn it!"

"Don't speak foul language!" The old man slapped Mrs. Wei on the buttocks, "My son said..."

Mrs. Wei pursed her lips and said, "You are the one who repays the son? Is it Confucius, Lao Tzu, or grandson?"

"It seems to be Confucius," said the old immortal.

"You can't even tell me about my son and grandson!" Mrs. Wei scolded the old man and said, "You son is a fart!"

The old bastard directly tapped the Ya point, he was too kind to this little Wei bastard.

On the next day, when we went on the road again, the old man did not know where to find a roll of bamboo slips, and read the words on the bamboo slips to Mrs. Wei while walking.

When Mrs. Wei heard it, Nima, this old man, I found him a Analects to read.

"This is from Confucius," the old immortal explained to Mrs. Wei before reading.

How did I spend five years with this sb?Wei Wei asked himself very seriously.

Volume 23 [-] Little Beauty

Along the way, the old man read Confucius, Mencius, Lao Tzu, and grandson to Mrs. Wei, all the way from Yumen Pass to Chang'an City.

Mrs. Wei ignored the old man all the way. Talking to this old man would damage his IQ.

Finally, after the old man read the grandson's 36 strategies to Wei Kang, Chang'an City arrived.

"My son, the city of Chang'an is here." The old man put Wei's husband on the ground, pointed to the two words on the city gate, and said, "Look, Chang'an."

Mrs. Wei just looked at this old man, ready to kick this old man to death when he was able to move!

The old man looked at his escape route first, and then quickly stuffed a red pill into Mrs. Wei's mouth.

Mrs. Wei felt a sharp pain in her stomach.

"Kang, just bear with it, the pain will pass," said the old man beside him.

Wei Wei was sweating profusely from the pain. If his body was not numb and unable to move, otherwise he would be rolling on the ground.

"Be patient, Mrs., just bear it!" The old man kept saying the same sentence to Mrs. Wei.

In just a short while, around the two of them, there were more and more people watching.

Finally Mrs. Wei's body relaxed, and the pain like cutting his flesh began to gradually disappear.

The old man touched Mrs. Wei, and then said to the onlookers: "I'll go get him a doctor." After saying this, the old man ran away as if running for his life.

When Mrs. Wei got up from the ground and fell down a few times, he was able to stand upright, and then looked for the old man, but the old man had already disappeared. "What are you looking at?" Mrs. Wei said to the onlookers who were pointing at him and chattering, "Have you ever seen someone suffering from epilepsy? It's so rare!"

"Epilepsy is frothing at the mouth," a man who looked like a scholar said to Mrs. Wei, "You are not suffering from epilepsy."

Mrs. Wei, who was in a bad mood, took a look at the scholar, punched him, and knocked the bookworm to the ground.Then Wei BT, who was full of anger, entered Chang'an City with a murderous expression, completely ignoring the exclamations behind him.

At this time, Liu Shi, who was already His Royal Highness the Crown Prince of the Han Dynasty, was walking along the streets of Chang'an with his two personal eunuchs.

When Mrs. Wei saw Liu Ju, Liu Ju was surrounded by a group of hooligans.

At this time, the hidden guards protecting Liu Shi were about to step forward, when an accident happened.Liu Ju pushed one of the hooligans, who lost his balance and stepped on Mrs. Wei's feet.

Mrs. Wei really doesn't want to meddle in other people's business. He is now focused on finding revenge for the old man. Let alone hooligans bullying kind people in the street, Mrs. Wei can't be bothered by aliens attacking the earth.

The bad thing is that this little rascal is too talkative, he turned around and opened his mouth to Mrs. Wei and scolded: "Blind? Dare to meddle in the uncle's business? Do you want to die?"

Mrs. Wei stood up and took a look at Liu Shi first. His face was a little familiar, but he couldn't remember who it was.

"Talking about you! Little fool!" The rascal raised Wei's chin as soon as he stretched out his hand, and said to his accomplice, "Looks like another little beauty, brothers, we're lucky today!"

Mrs. Wei did not expect that one day he would be molested in the street, beauty?he?As a person who hasn't looked in the mirror for five years, drank water, or took a bath and didn't know how to look at the reflection in the water, Mrs. Wei really doesn't know what he looks like now.

"Little beauty, how old are you?" The little hooligan smiled and put his mouth in front of Mrs. Wei.

Mrs. Wei raised his foot and kicked the scoundrel's descendants with lightning speed, thinking that he was killing harm for mankind.

Volume 24 [-] A "hero" who is more invincible than Xiao Huo

"It's up!"

When Mr. Wei's fight started, everyone on the street became excited.This gang of hooligans is usually a bully on this street, and finally someone is not afraid of death