BT Western Han Dynasty Picking Chrysanthemums

"Well," said Mrs. Wei, "Is there anything else you can do, Dad? I'm going back home."

"I'm fine today," Wei Qing said, "Let's go home together."

"Okay then, let's go," Wei Wei turned around and left.

Wei Qing looked at his empty hands, and followed behind Mrs. Wei.

In Uganda, Mrs. Wei is still thinking about this person. After Liu Yezhu catches this person, he will secretly go to the prison. If he doesn't beat this foreigner hard, he won't be able to fall asleep.

Wei Qing wanted to talk to Mrs. Wei several times, but all he saw was his wife's mind wandering in the sky. No matter how many words he had, Wei Qing couldn't say anything.Mrs. Wei used to pester him to talk, but now that Wei Qing was asked to take the initiative to talk to Mrs. Wei, Wei Qing realized that he didn't know how to talk to this son.

The father and son were on the way, one was imagining how to whip Uganda, and the other was imagining how his son would hate himself now, the two were imagining independently, their brains were not on the same channel, so they could only go back to Weifu all the way wordlessly.

"Brother!" Wei Deng had been waiting at the gate for a long time, and when he saw Mrs. Wei, he was running down the steps with short legs.

"Little Sanzi!" Mrs. Wei caught Wei Deng who was rushing down, and wanted to hug him, but his back hurt, which made Mrs. Wei clearly realize that he couldn't use his arms right now.

Wei Deng threw himself into Mrs. Wei's arms, and burst into tears, his tears and snot rubbing against Mrs. Wei's skirt.

"Why do you think you are crying like this?" Mrs. Wei hurriedly wiped Wei Deng's face with her hands, "Your brother is not dead! Look, isn't this alive?"

"I know!" Weiden said while crying.

"You know why you're still crying?"

"elder brother."

"Ah."

"I want to eat noodles."

Mrs. Wei thought, luckily he couldn't pick up the third son just now, otherwise he would have thrown him out right now.

"Go home," Wei Qinghuan, who ran down with Wei Deng, could only hold back a smile, his face turned red.

"Qing Huan," said Mrs. Wei, "it's embarrassing for the third son. Why are you blushing?"

"My husband!" Wei's husband was coaxing his Qinghuan beauty, and there were several voices calling him behind him.

Mrs. Wei looked back and saw that Mr. Li Guang came with Li Gan and his group.

"Old man," Mrs. Wei smiled like a flower, turned around to meet Li Guang's horse, and said, "Why are you here?"

Li Guang looked at Mrs. Wei, and Li Guang frowned because of Mrs. Wei's complexion.

Li Gan jumped off his horse and said to Mrs. Wei: "This is the third time you have died, can we not come and see you? I heard you were injured again? You were beaten up by a Hun?"

Mrs. Wei immediately lowered her face and said, "Who spread the rumor about me?"

Li Gan said, "You didn't let the Huns beat you?"

"This is something that will never happen," Wei said, "The fact is that I beat the Huns;

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Li Guang got off his horse, glanced at Wei Qing, and said to Mrs. Wei, "My wife, are we talking on the way? Or do you want to stay at our Li residence for two days?"

Mrs. Wei hurriedly said, "Then take care of the food?"

Li Guang laughed, and said, "When will I let you go hungry?"

"Let's go into the mansion to talk," Wei Qing said, "Old General Li, please."

"Can I still go?" Li Guang asked Mrs. Wei.

"Yes," Wei Wei walked in front of Li Guang, bent down, and said, "Please, old man!"

"It's not in shape!" Li Guang didn't lose his temper at Mrs. Wei, pointed at Mrs. Wei, and stepped up the steps.

Li Gan walked up to Mrs. Wei at this moment, and said, "Kang, how did I hear that the Huns named Uganda called you Xiaoai? When did you have this name?"

Mrs. Wei somersaulted and fell to the ground, I'm calling him uncle!As a result, Uganda continued to make Wei and his wife hurt.

"Kang," there were a few people behind, Mrs. Wei recognized the eldest brother, and they asked Mrs. Wei together: "Tell us about Uganda."

"Tell me how he beat you first," one of them went on to stop Wei's heart.

"I'm not going to say, did I beat him?!" Wei Wei cried out.

Li Gan said: "If you beat him, how could he escape?"

"I have an injury on my back! Brothers, open your eyes wide and look at me carefully!" Wei Wei said helplessly: "I am seriously injured now! You still expect me to arrest people? Be human!"

Several young people laughed together.

Seeing the crowd of young people in front of him, Li Guang said to Wei Qing who was walking with him: "General, you are at the north gate today. You did nothing wrong. The country is big and you are small. It's just you means," Li Guang shook his head, "that child will be sad."

"Yes," Wei Qing whispered, "I know."

"But my husband and son are easy to coax," Li Guang said, "it's good to be coaxed."

"Does he look angry?" Wei Qing asked Li Guangdao.

When asked by General Wei, Mr. Li was dumbfounded for a long time, and then said: "What did you ask me just now?"

Wei Qing pointed to the front, and was swearing to the sky with Li Gan that he had beaten Wei's wife in Uganda, and asked Li Guangdao, "Do you think he is going to be angry now?"

Li Guang looked at Mrs. and Mrs. Wei, the one who was talking sounded stupid, the one who was smiling in front of him also had a silly smile on his face, the corners of the old man's mouth twitched, and said: "It doesn't look like it, your son is always being silly, I don't know what's in my head!";

BT The Story of Picking Chrysanthemums in the Western Han Dynasty Volume 193 Stupid Father and Foolish Son

The corners of Wei Qing's mouth twitched all day long, his son never saw a time when he was sad. "But how can I coax him?" Wei Qing questioned Li Guang.

Mr. Li felt that his heart couldn't take it anymore. Is this person in front of him Wei Qing?

Wei Qing sighed, "I never coaxed my son."

Li Guang almost had a stroke, Wei Qing is always gentle with others, but he is also a shrewd person, but now the old man is looking at this distressed person in front of him, most of Wei's stupidity is taught by the old man , there is still a small half who still follow this and become Lao Tzu, right?

Wei Qing said seriously to Li Guang: "Mr. Wei has been in the old general's army for several years, I think the old general should know how to treat him."

Li Guang thought for a long time, and said, "You can just praise him, and your husband and wife will enjoy it."

Wei Qing said, "What should I praise him for?"

"Let's just say he's brilliant and powerful, that's right," Li Guang punched his hands together, and said, "Just praise him for fighting all over the world for no reason, that's what my husband and I like to hear."

Invincible all over the world?The corner of Wei Qing's mouth twitched again, and said, "Isn't this a lie? Mrs. Wei is not number one in the world."

Li Guang said: "You don't have to take it seriously if you are deceiving people."

Wei Qing shook his head, "My husband is still young, I don't want him to be arrogant at such a young age."

"Fart!" Not far away, Wei Wei's voice came, "Master is invincible, what are you doing!"

Both Wei Qing and Li Guang fell silent;

Li Guang looked at Wei Qing, do you think your son has someone in his eyes?Mrs. Wei has always been an asshole, don't you, a father, know that?

"I will teach him in the future," Wei Qing smiled apologetically at Li Guang, and said, "I made the old general laugh."

"No," Li Guang said, "Didn't you say you wanted to coax him not to be angry? Now you want to teach him to be a man again?"

Wei Qing paused for a moment, then said to Li Guang: "Do you want to say that you are invincible all over the world?"

Li Guang wanted to laugh, but held back, and said, "That's what it means, why don't you say what you say? You have a big heart, so you don't have to think too much."

"I actually killed him once." Wei Qing thought for a while, then said to Li Guang, "Is it enough to praise him for being invincible?"

Li Guang now regrets that he came to Wei Mansion today, why would Wei Qing talk about such a topic with him?They don't seem to be familiar with each other on weekdays, do they?The old man himself has never coaxed his children and grandchildren. Which of his children and grandchildren would dare to be angry with him?Why is this Wei family father and son different from other families?

"A tiger's poison does not eat its offspring." Wei Qing didn't notice the strange expression on Mr. Li's face, and walked with his head down, "It's just that I had no other way at the time."

"Then you can just lie to him," Li Guang was made uncomfortable by Wei Qing.

Wei Qing raised his head, "Cheat?"

Wei Qing's innocent and harmless face made Mr. Li a little ashamed of himself. The old man coughed a few times and said, "Just tell your husband and wife that you can tell at a glance that the person is not him, so you don't save him." His, isn’t it all right?”

Wei Qing said: "That person's hair covers his face, I'm not sure if that person is married or not."

"If you can't see your face, you can say that you have a good figure."

"The figure of that man is very similar to that of the husband and wife."

Mr. Li took a deep breath and said, "You said you are similar, so there is always something different? You just say that, your son can't think of so much."

"Ms. Wei is not stupid."

The old man took another deep breath and said, "I didn't say he was stupid, he just couldn't think so much."

Wei Qing took another two steps forward and said, "What if he just thought of it this time?"

The old man finally couldn't bear it anymore, put his hand on Wei Qing's shoulder, and said, "Don't worry, your son will never think about such a thing. If there is such a thing, you can come to me."

Wei Qing said: "The old general wants to help me coax him?"

The old man's hands were shaking, and he said, "If Mrs. Wei can think so much, have you seen my head?"

Wei Qing nodded.

"I'll just give you the head," Li Guang said with such arrogance.

Wei Qing took a step back, waved his hands again and again, and said, "Qing dare not take what the old general said;

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Finally unable to take it anymore, Mr. Li pulled Wei Qing and said, "Because you are thinking about things here, you can ask your son face to face. We soldiers don't play tricks. let's meet face to face