[Comprehensive] The protagonist, please push down

Headquarters Transition

"Chen, department, chief!" Si Zhuo kicked open the door of the Complaints Department, "Come out! How can I fix it! You lied to me again! Explain to me why my experience was deducted!"

Minister Chen drank tea calmly.

"...Hey!" Si Zhuo slammed his fist directly on Minister Chen's desk, then quickly retracted, and rubbed his back secretly, "Why are you swollen so calm!"

"Male god~~~" Suddenly a voice sounded, and then a heavy object was hung on Si Zhuo's body.

Si Zhuo patted his face away, struggling, "Don't lick it! It's so dirty!"

The young man still hugged Si Zhuo and did not let go, and even put his hands into his clothes even more.

"Xiaoling~Girls should be reserved~" Si Zhuo grabbed the young man's wrist and smiled, "Otherwise you won't be able to get married."

The young man trembled, took his hand out, and let go of Si Zhuo.

"Male god, male god~ Long time no see~" The young man smiled, "Do you miss me~ Yes, yes~" As he said that, he wanted to pounce on him again.

"Xuanyuanling, girls, don't always get so close to our men, be careful about getting pregnant." Si Zhuo looked at the young man's peachy eyes, and automatically activated the poisonous tongue skill.

Xuanyuan Ling took Si Zhuo's words smoothly, "I already have your child~ If you don't believe me, touch it~" She took Si Zhuo's hand and pressed it on her stomach, and there was a tendency to keep falling.

Si Zhuo twitched the corners of his mouth, "I haven't seen this guy for a while, and he's thick-skinned again... I really overestimated his lower limit... It's really weird for a man to be called Xuanyuan Ling... The person who named him was surprised." The foresight ah...'

Seeing that he was about to press his hand to an unspeakable place, Si Zhuo suddenly withdrew his hand and kicked it.

Xuanyuanling dodged swiftly, but suddenly sat on the ground, clutching her belly, and pretended to cry, "Oh~ my child's father abandoned me~~I'm dead~~嘿嘘嘘~"

'Who will take this monster back! Si Zhuo looked at the man in front of him who was pretending to be crying, and felt his stomach ache.

Minister Chen seemed to be drinking tea calmly, but he had actually petrified.

"Okay, okay, I won't quarrel with you anymore," Si Zhuo stretched out his hand towards Xuanyuan Ling, "I have business to talk about, when will you come back?"

"Hee hee," Xuanyuan Ling held Si Zhuo's hand, stood up, patted the ashes on her body, "I just came back, I haven't seen you for a while, and I feel that you are handsome again~"

Only then did Si Zhuo cast a look of 'you have good eyesight', let go of his hand, and sat on the chair in front of Minister Chen's desk, "You bothered me so much, what did you want to say just now?"

Xuanyuan Ling hugged Si Zhuo from behind, and put her head on his neck, "God, you smell so good~ God, your skin is so good~ God, I brought you special products from the information department~ God..."

"Shut up! Didn't you see that I was thinking about something!" Si Zhuo said so, but let him hug him calmly.

Xuanyuan Ling shut up honestly, but her hands and feet were still fumbling around dishonestly.

Minister Chen looked at Xuanyuanling's left eye with 'crazy' and right eye with 'Han', but seeing Si Zhuo's unchanging expression, he was probably used to it.Faced with such a calm person who was eating tofu and a person who was eating tofu happily, Minister Chen was also drunk.

"You don't know what you did in the last plane." Minister Chen blocked Si Zhuo's long-winded speech with one sentence.

"Tch, wasn't that a mistake, who knew that the little princess cast a spell on me..." Si Zhuo pointed his finger with obvious guilt.

"That's your own problem, who do you blame." Minister Chen pushed his glasses.

Si Zhuo didn't know why the small theater of "you listen to me explain" and "I don't listen, I don't listen, I just don't listen" appeared in his mind, and he laughed dryly, "Okay, okay."

"God, god, take a day off, I'll take you to play~~" Xuanyuanling suggested, and then whispered into Si Zhuo's ear, "It's just the two of us~~"

When Si Zhuoyi heard that there was a chance to play for free, he just wanted to nod, when he suddenly remembered the bet with a certain vampire boss who squeezed employees, and he was in a bad mood. Hurry up, you've really become a male secret! ! !God is going to kill me! ! ! '

"No way," Si Zhuo refused reluctantly, "I have to catch up with my performance, why don't I go later?"

"Hey," Xuanyuan Ling's voice was very frustrated, "the male god is so cruel...but such a ruthless male god is also great~ I like it~~"

Only two words can sum up Minister Chen's mood at this time.

After sweeping away the goosebumps all over the floor, Minister Chen said, "Si Zhuo, where are you going in the next plane?"

Si Zhuo squinted, "Are you going to trick me again?" '

"Ahem," Minister Chen successfully received Si Zhuo's gaze, "This time it's a mission to help the protagonist, he's your best little brother type, because this plane is new, so I have a lot of experience..."

'...will never trust you again! Si Zhuo narrowed his eyes slightly.

"That's right~ why does a male god help others~" Xuanyuan Ling rubbed Si Zhuo's hair flatteringly, "Are you a male god~~"

"Hey, go and play first, the master will play the game of throwing bones with you later." Si Zhuo said calmly.

"QAQ male god, I'm human..." Xuanyuan Ling's face fell.

Minister Chen pretended not to see the Minister of Information who was suspected of being cute, and handed the information to Si Zhuo, "Look at it, the protagonist of this plane is a child, you just need to be his teacher until you become an adult. "

"How much experience can such a simple task have..." Si Zhuo obviously didn't believe it, but he still picked up the file and read it. "Hey! So good! What's going on!"

"I'm not saying, because this plane is newly developed, so the experience value is very high..." Minister Chen pushed his glasses again, "But you don't go anyway, and you don't need this information..."

"Wait a minute! You didn't lie to me this time, did you?" Si Zhuo still couldn't believe it, and put the information on the table.

"I've never lied to you before. You can get a lot of experience in the planes given to you," Minister Chen said aggrievedly, "Who knows how you can go astray again and again..."

"Uh..." Si Zhuo had such a guilty conscience, "It seems to be... no wonder!This elite swollen may have a task that cannot be completed! ! ! '

"Male god, male god~ Why don't you jump ship and go to our information department~ I've prepared the male god's office~~ It's next to his office~" Xuanyuan Ling said taking the opportunity.

"Isn't your lounge next to your office, no, that's not the point..." Si Zhuo stood up, pulled Xuanyuan Ling away, and smiled at Minister Chen, "Then I'll go~ If you cheat me again... Hmph..." After speaking, he turned and walked towards the crossing department.

"Emma is inexplicably cold..." Minister Chen trembled.

"Male god, are you ignoring me QAQ?" Xuanyuan Ling bit the handkerchief.Immediately chased out.

Director Chen breathed a sigh of relief, then picked up a file on the desktop, passed the plane information in the file to the crossing department, and went on drinking tea leisurely.

He casually glanced at the information on the document that Minister Chen spit out a mouthful of tea, he didn't bother to wipe it, he turned around and dialed the phone number of the Transit Department.

"Hello, I'm Minister Chen. There's an error in the file you just uploaded...ah, it's already started! Uh...well then..."

Minister Chen was speechless and burst into tears, "I'm sorry for you, Si Zhuo...that plane is..."

The author has something to say: Xuanyuan Ling (Flying): A male god and a male god~ Be my bedding~~

Si Zhuo (one punch): Die.

Xuanyuan Ling (covering her eyes): Ah~ the male god is so cruel~ but he is also so handsome~~

Si Zhuo (raising his head): Hmph, you are useless, at least you have good aesthetics!

Minister Chen (calling calmly): ...Master Boss, your Si Zhuo is here, um.

Boss (slams open the door): Si Zhuo! ! !You made it like this in the last plane, and now you still have the mood to laugh! ! !Come here, follow me to the HR department to complete the resignation procedures! ! !

Xuanyuanling (waving): Ah~ isn’t this brother with facial paralysis~~Why is he so irritable, isn’t it time again~~

Si Zhuo (rolling and laughing): Hahaha... You are right, there are always so many days in a month... You have to understand hahaha...

Lord Boss (smiling softly):......

Minister Chen (hiding under the table): I am air, I am air, I am air, I am air, I am air...

Author: Yo West~The next plane has started~~It is expected to be a short story~~