[Comprehensive] The protagonist, please push down

Unscrupulous spoofs about Si Zhuo's marriage

"I heard you're getting married." The man sitting on the boss's chair looked straight at him with his usual cold face.

The man was sitting on the sofa with a relaxed posture, and when he heard the man's words, he nodded, "Hey, you found out, haha, I was thinking of telling you in a few days."

The man was noncommittal, his eyes darkened.

Si Zhuo stood up, walked in front of him, stroked his chin with one hand, and smiled so much that he didn't want to be beaten, "Hmm~ How about it~ You don't need to give red envelopes, just give me more experience~"

The man smiled, "Huh?"

"Uh..." Si Zhuo waved his hand and took two steps back, "Just pretend I didn't say it...Master Boss, calm down..."

Xuanyuan Shu stood up and tilted his head to look at him, "Calm down? Hehe, you are going to get married without saying a word, how can I calm down!"

Si Zhuo pulled out a smile, "Well, I'm sorry, because that guy Kun said he wants to keep everything simple... Besides, I don't have the money to hold any luxurious ceremony..."

Smiling back from anger, Xuanyuan Shu walked up to Si Zhuo step by step, pushed him down on the sofa, and looked down at him with a cold light in his eyes.

Si Zhuo shuddered, "Damn it, this is the prelude to this guy going crazy!" '

"He Kun?" Xuanyuan Shu muttered to himself, "Who is bad with him, it's He Kun!!!"

Thinking of that hypocritical woman, Xuanyuan Shu became even more angry.

"Master Boss... Then what... Calm down..." Si Zhuo twitched the corner of his mouth, how awkward his current posture is, hey!

"Did you do it with her?" Xuanyuan Shu pressed on Si Zhuo, with his hands on his sides, "Do it."

'etc!I always feel that I smell a sour vinegar smell! ! ! A small light bulb lit up in Si Zhuo's mind, "Speaking of this... Could this guy be...jealous now!Could it be...'

Xuanyuan Shu actually has thoughts about my Jiakun! ! ! ! !

Si Zhuo's expression became serious.

As if possessed by a strong man, he kicked Xuanyuan Shu off his body. Si Zhuo grabbed Xuanyuan Shu's shoulders, looked straight into his eyes, and said earnestly, "Master Boss, listen to me."

The place where Si Zhuo kicked was still aching, but looking at Si Zhuo's serious eyes at this time, Xuanyuan Shu's suppressed emotions were temporarily stabilized.

Si Zhuo already knew...

"Master Boss, you are so outstanding and rich..." Strauss paused, as if he was searching for an adjective, "...and...handsome and handsome...uh...and...anyway, you are very good, very good!"

Xuanyuan Shu's eyelids twitched, he felt that what Si Zhuo said next was definitely not what he wanted to hear.

"However, as the saying goes, it is better to demolish a temple than destroy a marriage," Si Zhuo said sincerely like a mentor in life, "You are so good, you will definitely find someone better. Besides, Kun is already mine. We are dead, so I hope you can bless us."

Xuanyuan Shu heard the sound of a string breaking in his brain.

"Haha...hahaha..." Xuanyuan Shu covered his mouth and arched his body in a smile.

The goosebumps on Si Zhuo's body rose instantly.Actions were faster than thoughts, and he ran towards the door faster than he had ever done before.

Fuck! ! !I always feel that the boss is about to transform! ! !If you don't run now, when will you wait! ! !

"Huh? Where are you going?"

A voice stopped Strawton in place.

He turned his head with a click, looked at Xuanyuan Shu with a faint smile on his face, and the alarm bells in his mind rang.

Si Zhuo struggled and Xuanyuan Shu grabbed his hand, with a flattering smile on his face, "Master Boss, that, do you want coffee, I'll get it for you, okay..."

"I understand."

Xuanyuan Shu suddenly said something without beginning or end.

'Understand what? Si Zhuo wanted to ask this question, but he always felt that something bad would happen if he asked it!

"For a person like you, boiling frogs in warm water won't work." The smile on the corner of Xuanyuan Shu's mouth widened, "I should have fallen in love with you from the beginning, and I should use actions until you understand."

Si Zhuo shook his head violently, "Master Boss, isn't your character set right..."

"Huh? Still talking!" Xuanyuan Shu pressed Si Zhuo on the sofa, and yanked off his shirt, exposing his white chest.

Si Zhuo was stunned, what the hell was he doing!

"Well, Xuanyuan Shu, if you don't stop, I'll beat you up..." Si Zhuo twitched the corner of his mouth and said this, he always felt that the current plot was unfolding like a miracle!

Obviously the male lead who should be in love with the female lead leaves sadly after hearing the news of the marriage. As the male lead, he and the female lead live happily together... something like that!Now what kind of plot is this guy picking up clothes and gnawing madly! ! !

Well, Si Zhuo's brain is still so big.

Xuanyuan Shu turned a deaf ear and bit Si Zhuo's neck hard, leaving a blood mark.

"Fuck! It hurts so much! Xuanyuanshu, get up!" Si Zhuo unceremoniously punched Xuanyuanshu in the abdomen, killing him.

Xuanyuan Shu snorted, let go of Si Zhuo, and said in a low voice, "It hurts."

"If it hurts, get off of me quickly!" Si Zhuo stretched out his hand to cover the tooth marks on the side of his neck, frowning.

"If I get up, won't you get married?"

He stretched out his hand to caress Si Zhuo's chest, obviously it was just a simple touch, but it left a trail of bloodstains.The skin touched by Xuanyuan Shu's fingers burst into streaks of blood.

Si Zhuo gasped in pain, the current situation, no matter how you look at it, this guy is not right!

"Ah, yes, I promise you. So you can calm down." Si Zhuo looked at Xuanyuan Shu, and the coldness in his eyes flashed past.

"Liar." Xuanyuan Shu murmured with a wry smile, "Liar, liar..." He looked at Si Zhuo, his eyes were red as if he had cried, "Obviously he lied to me just to get away."

Si Zhuo frowned impatiently, what's going on with this guy!Didn't she get eaten by that bastard Xuanyuanling again?

As if he didn't see Si Zhuo's face at this time, Xuanyuan Shu brought his lips to Si Zhuo's ear.

"Forget it, it doesn't matter if you get married or not..." He whispered, "...As long as I can get you..."

Different from the calm tone, Xuanyuan Shu ruthlessly tore off Si Zhuo's belt, making a gesture to take off his pants.

"Nimma! You're crazy!" Si Zhuo stretched out his hand to stop Xuanyuan Shu's movements, "Calm down! Do you know what you're doing now!"

Xuanyuan Shu's answer was to roughly grab Si Zhuo's body through his underwear.

In an instant, disgust ran down Si Zhuo's back.He suddenly raised his leg and kicked Xuanyuan Shu's abdomen fiercely.

"Hmm..." Xuanyuan Shu loosened his hold on Si Zhuo for an instant, and Si Zhuo pushed him away, trying to escape from his restraint.

In the next instant, Si Zhuo's body was forcibly pressed to the ground.When his face touched the cold floor, Si Zhuo's anger rushed up.

"Hehe..." Si Zhuo pulled out a smile, the emotion in his eyes was icy cold, "Xuanyuanshu, if you don't want me to destroy your headquarters to pieces, apologize to me now."

There was a smile in Si Zhuo's voice at this time, but Xuanyuan Shu woke up suddenly, and withdrew his hand as if he had been burned.

Si Zhuo stood up from the floor, rubbed his cheeks, with a fake smile on his face, "It seems that you are already awake, so forgive me, Xuanyuan Shu."

"Wait a minute." Xuanyuan Shu said in a low voice, "Are you going to go out with your current outfit?"

Si Zhuo looked down, and the smile on the corner of his mouth widened.

"Ah, why don't you let our boss take off your clothes for me." Si Zhuo looked at Xuanyuan Shu and said calmly.

"Okay." Xuanyuan Shu replied, Dang even unbuttoned it.

"Hey, I told you to take it off, you really took it off..." Si Zhuo raised his forehead, and most of the anger just now dissipated.

Looking at Xuanyuan Shu, Si Zhuo stopped him, "Forget it, you'll be lucky if you calm down. Have you accumulated too much pressure recently? Hey..." Si Zhuo took off his smiling face and squinted at him , "But looking at it this way, your figure is really good..."

Judging from Si Zhuo's tone at this time, Xuanyuan Shu knew that he was basically not angry anymore.

Just now... I was too impulsive...

If it does...

Thinking about Si Zhuo who was in the advanced stage of secondary cancer, Xuanyuan Shu was very glad that he had just stopped.

"Tsk," Si Zhuo still looked unhappy, touched the teeth marks on his neck, and gathered his clothes, "You are a dog! Biting so hard..."

Raising his eyebrows, Xuanyuan Shu looked at the trace, but didn't answer.

Want to get married?

Hehe, Si Zhuo, don't have such delusions...

Don't make me... really do it to you...

But...it's time...to do something...

"Si Zhuo, if I invite you to dinner tonight, I will make amends." Xuanyuan Shu sat back on the boss's chair, looking at Si Zhuo with a paralyzed face.

"Huh? Eat? I'm not going!" Si Zhuo categorically refused.

The veins on Xuanyuan Shu's forehead twitched.

As soon as he slapped the table, he stood up abruptly, "Do you want to go or not! Don't even want your experience as a red envelope!"

"Ahhh, I'm getting fried..." Si Zhuo blinked, looking at Xuanyuan Shu who was no different from usual, he couldn't resist the temptation of gourmet experience, so he finally agreed.

Xuanyuan Shu smiled meaningfully.

Drunken sex or something... I'm a victim too...

So... you can't be irresponsible... Si Zhuo...

The author's words:

What's up~ In view of Mina Sang's heartache and heartache for Si Zhuo's ending~ Lun's family expressed ~ Mina Sang's expression is angry with Chalun's family's drip meter~ "Die, villain" is not over~ There is also the first The second part of "The Villain of Back Transmigration"~cough cough~that is, Si Zhuoda returns to Smecta~ It can be regarded as the second week~ Reunion with the protagonists who have been blackened by him~It's so sour~~ That's it~ Thank you Minna-san for your support~~