Laugh to death, there are no ordinary people at all

I stared at the frustrated man at the door who was still holding my sister Lixiang's hand for a long time, and a thousand ways to die for human beings flashed through my mind.

No, no, it's just that it's too cheap for him to die.A guy like this who preys on a little girl should experience all the tortures of human beings and then let him go to hell crying and crying.

However, just when I raised the bag with heavy books in my hand and was about to put the thoughts in my mind into action, my sister Lixiang waved to me with a bright smile:

"Sister! Look, this is my future husband."

The little girl's smile is as bright as the sun and as sweet as honey.

But I froze in place as if I had been hit by a freezing spell, and I even doubted my ears:

I couldn't help repeating:

"Future...husband?"

"That's right!" Lixiang held the man who had obviously grown up by one hand, and continued proudly, "We made an agreement in our previous life!"

The proud look of trying to puff up his chest and raise his chin is almost like showing off his out-of-print doll or a game console that no one else has.

However, the one in her hand is not a cute and sweet doll, he is not even a toy, but a living adult male who looks like he is in his 20s.

Do you finally feel that toys are not fun, and you have extended your claws to humans?

Although I think the problem is big, but considering that this is my sister, I tried my best to swallow the words and try to reason with her.

"Rika, this is not a doll."

"I'm not naive enough to marry a doll."

"I know, but you're only 12 now."

"I can get married when I turn 16!" As if she knew what I was going to say, she continued to add, "He can save money in advance to buy a car and a house when I grow up. I have already asked, his current working income It's impressive, if I marry, I can... be a carefree bride."

You mean squander it.

I looked at the confident younger sister in front of me, and the docile man who was dragged away by her.Immediately there was a feeling of difficulty breathing.

Then I took them both home.Despite the reluctance of 1 people, it looks even more outrageous to flirt with a grown male outside the door.

We sat down on the couch.

It was supposed to be Lixiang and I sitting on the side to communicate with the man who is an 'outsider', but as soon as we walked into the living room, Lixiang sat on the side of the loveseat very naturally, and patted the seat next to him to face that The man beckoned.

The man just sat down obediently and obediently.

I:"……"

After a short pause, I introduced myself first: "My name is Kawahira Mayu, and I am Satoshi's older sister and guardian."

I stared at the man opposite with my death gaze, and I could see that he was very uncomfortable with my lethal gaze.

But for some reason, he didn't avoid it, but tried his best to look back at me with those wet black pupils.The two of us just stared at each other across the air.

If this continues, you will lose your head.

I went on to say: "Then, this gentleman..."

Before I could finish asking, Lixiang interjected directly: "Just call him Youtai."

Who are you on the side with?

I pretended not to notice the familiarity and intimacy in her tone, and continued to face the man in front of me.

The reason why I can still be so calm and not directly call the police is because from the current point of view, the instigator of everything is my cute little devil sister.

I looked at Satoshi.The younger sister sitting on the sofa was still shaking her two thin white legs in a good mood, noticed my gaze, and returned me a sweet smile that seemed to be mixed with honey.A business smile that is taken for granted, to achieve a purpose.

It is more solid to feel the other party's feeling of "an honest man who was entrapped".

I rubbed my throbbing forehead.

"Lixiang, you can't be so polite, call me uncle."

I emphasized the title of 'uncle', hoping to let the two people present understand their identities and positions through the title.

However, the young man sitting upright in front of him shook his head, "Rika can call her whatever she wants."

That obedient look looked like Lixiang would nod if he said the moon in the sky was square.

... Although similar things have happened before, I always feel that this time it is really serious.

I looked at the young man with dark circles under his eyes, like a programmer whose body had been hollowed out by overtime work, and then looked at my sister who was in a good mood and dangling her two calves.Feel the pain starting to spread from the brain to the stomach.

——If people of the same age hold hands and write and exchange diaries, I will turn a blind eye to love. Who hasn't had the youthful and ignorant years?But what you are pulling is an adult male!

I took a deep breath and continued to stare at the man in front of me.

"So worry about Taijun."

The young man who was called raised his head and looked at me nervously.It was only at this time that I noticed that apart from the dark circles under his eyes that seemed like he had worked overtime for a month and hadn't slept, he actually had a handsome face.

The whole person also exudes the aura of a docile animal, especially when he is staring at someone like this, under the well-defined eyelashes, those eyes seem to be a little moist... like nervous Looking at the owner's puppy.

I somewhat understand why it is 'this person'.

This style is indeed Li Xiang's aesthetics.

"Sorry." I discarded other thoughts and continued the previous topic, "Sorry, it's all my sister's willfulness."

I use advance as retreat.

"But a child's thoughts are like a storm, they come and go quickly, so please don't really take it to heart."

Hearing my words, the man immediately became uneasy, even his face was blushed slightly from the suspicion of shame, and he glanced to the side?

His appearance made me feel a little relieved.

Judging by his cowardly appearance, he should also have the kind of temperament that won't reject people.

It was probably because of the idea of ​​coaxing the children to play - after all, if Lixiang used her housekeeping skills to act coquettishly, few people would not answer.

Now being mentioned so seriously by the other party's parents, it is inevitable to feel ashamed.

I thought I understood the truth and explained it for him, but what he said next broke me apart.

"Well, please don't say that, Lixiang and I are serious." I could see that he was serious, but when I thought of what he said seriously, something tensed up in my head.Even Lixiang, who was sitting next to him, nodded in agreement.

And Yu Tai-kun, who was directly opposite, continued to say, "And I know that it is really impolite to visit like this, but we are sincere... and if Lixiang continues to be here, there will be danger."

His attitude is sincere and serious, and he seems to be really worried about Lixiang.

I'm so stupid, really.

I cover my forehead.

"You mean it's safer for Li Xiang to follow you than to follow me?" I almost laughed out of anger.

It is true that after the sudden disappearance of the stepfather in life, the family’s economy has experienced a breakdown. Occasionally, there will be explosions, road collapses, or strange people or noises when walking at night.But... this is Japan, can these problems count?

Even if these things are potential safety hazards, but!

You are a lolicon pervert, what are you talking about?

"I know it's sudden, but Lixiang's situation is quite special, if you continue here..."

He explained nervously.However, the more seriously he explained, the more my anger surged like a volcano about to erupt.Any normal parent can't stand this kind of liar who deceives their children, right?

At this moment, I seemed to hear a broken voice in my mind.

I don't know how he tricked Lixiang into agreeing to come down, but I'm going to do justice for the sky today!

"Do you think I haven't watched legal programs!? The plot of deceiving children with special fates is outdated!"

I stood up quickly, looked around, picked up the pillow at hand and threw it over.

He even seriously thought about whether to take the opportunity to kill him to achieve the purpose of doing justice for the sky——

Anyway, this guy looks like he has been hollowed out by overtime work.I should be able to do it with the strength I exercised in moving the equipment in the research institute.

As soon as I made a move, the scene became chaotic, probably because of his weakness, the man could only dodge my throwing attack passively, and I was worried that I would hurt Lixiang who was standing between us, so I didn't choose something bigger as a weapon , Suddenly no one can do anything to anyone.

In the end, of course, the man was kicked out of the door by me in embarrassment.

Panting, I shook my sore arm, turned around and saw the mess in the living room.

When the cup arrived, the water flowed all over the floor.

Things like pillow paper boxes were lying on the ground in a mess, some were soaked in water, some were stepped on, it was very pitiful to look at.

However, when I think that I will be the one who will clean up later, I feel that I am still more pitiful.

It's just that it's too cheap for him to beat him away. Sure enough, he should call the police and send him to the police station.

I thought painfully.

And just when I was in a state of confusion, Lixiang who was on the side cautiously approached me.

"Youta, he really..."

"Rika!"

I looked at her angrily.Seeing me so angry, she immediately shrank her neck.

Normally, she would look at me with big watery eyes and beg for mercy, or stick out her tongue to escape from me when I was angry.But this time she didn't, she still looked at me firmly.

In order to prevent Lixiang from saying anything that would raise my blood pressure, I immediately said before she spoke:

But soon she did not give up and continued:

"Besides, I'll buy you ten math workbooks!"

Probably because the exercise book really added damage to the child, she took half a step back almost immediately, and swallowed back what she wanted to say.

"I'm going back to do my homework first!"

After Lixiang finished speaking, she took two steps back, turned around and ran back to her room.

I sighed and held back the fact that I didn't bring my schoolbag in.Then he threw himself on the sofa angrily.

I, Mayu Kawahira, am over 24 years old.Although he has experienced many ups and downs in his past life, he finally completed his studies without worrying about food and clothing, and entered a research institute under the arrangement of his stepfather and got a stable job.

Even if the current economic situation is not so healthy, I am still a person with thousands of horses and horses who went to college by relying on my own ability. I still have a certain degree of confidence in my ability.

I also believe that with my hard work, I can bring my sister to continue such a happy life without worrying about food and clothing.

At least until just now, I believed so firmly.

squeak--

Just as I was lying on the sofa and sighing, the window next to the door suddenly opened.