Laugh to death, there are no ordinary people at all

This topic is too exciting, and I am even worried that such a topic will fail the review.

I looked at Nanye next to me.

"he……"

"Maybe it's because the stimulation just now was too great." The red-haired colleague is indeed a person who has seen big storms. Faced with such a speech that may be banned, he still didn't change his face without any surprise, and then added, " Just get used to it."

Can you get used to this too?

I looked at his calm, business-like smile, and at Inukai's sparkling eyes, feeling that my mentality was not enough.

Fortunately, the police came in time to avoid possible exciting scenes in the future.

The police not only took the trio away, but we also went to the police station as the parties involved.

But the result was quite unexpected.

"At first, I thought I would have to pay some money for that kick." Anyway, my self-confidence must kill, and the lethality must still be there.

Although the reason for calling the police was that Maojing was threatened, everyone was lying down after all.It's just that he didn't expect the man to start crying and counting his sins after waking up.

Even the incident of peeping under the teacher's skirt and touching someone's thigh in the kindergarten didn't happen, but they didn't say a word about my kick.

Me: This is really a bad way.

Who says children must be innocent?Bad is bad, it has nothing to do with age.

"The other two have been crying and crying about the bad things they've done."

The police who recorded our records were also amazed.

This is really new. If all prisoners can confess to the crime so honestly, their work will be much easier.

But after the surprise, there was more anger.

The evil deeds of these people are beyond description.It is true that they did not do the evil deeds of killing and mutilating corpses, but their viciousness is also unacceptable, and the harm they cause to people, especially the mental harm, may accompany people for a lifetime.

"What happened in the middle?" He couldn't help asking us.

"It's just a few words of enlightenment, probably because doing too many bad things also brings a lot of psychological pressure."

Minano Hideichi opened his eyes with a commercial smile and told nonsense, but his handsome appearance and sincere attitude were so convincing that even the police uncles couldn't find a problem.

"After all, if you are under a lot of pressure, you will have nightmares."

When I didn't notice, the handsome and elegant red-haired young man showed a gentle but meaningful smile.

"Isn't there a saying? If you can't wake up from a nightmare, then you can't hold on."

"Ha, how timid you are to be bound and scared to death by nightmares."

Probably because he felt that this statement was unreliable, the police couldn't help but complain.

But after complaining, they didn't ask any more questions—I don't know if they accepted Nanye Shuichi's superstitious statement, or felt that people who have done all kinds of bad things deserve what they deserve even if they encounter some unscientific phenomena.

Maojing and I were the first to complete the transcript.

I thought Maojing was having a rough day too, so I bought juice for her from a vending machine.

She thanked me softly, and then sat obediently aside.

They're more like monsters than those people, aren't they?

"That...thank you."

She spoke suddenly.

"It's just... I treat you so well, and you still help me... Thank you."

"It's one thing to have a relationship with a co-worker, it's another thing to see someone being bullied."

I explained a sentence, and at the same time asked something that I have always cared about, "Why do you reject me so much?"

I do have a bit of a temper sometimes, and my tone of voice is a bit heavy, but I have only been working for a short time, and I have hardly had any contact with them.

Is it really because I went through the back door?

"No, no!" Maojing quickly shook his head, "I, I'm just a little afraid of humans."

It's okay to be afraid of humans.

Probably the adaptability of human beings is really terrifying. Now I have begun to get used to the strange words that my colleagues pop up from time to time, and I still think it is quite understandable when I think of specific objects.

Being in such an environment all the time, I would have hated the same kind of human beings.

"Well, Chuanping, don't you really think I'm a monster?"

"Compared to you, I think those talents are more like monsters." I looked at the thin and slender Maojing and said sincerely.

"But they are human?" Maojing tilted his head.

"I think it can only be said that it is covered with a layer of human skin, besides..." I finally couldn't hold back and touched Maojing's hair that looked very smooth and soft, "Facing this kind of thing, I would rather I hope you really are the monster who can defeat them."

Why can't the bullied make the bully feel the pain?

"It would be a good thing if people can turn into little monsters and beat people up when they are being bullied."

Cat Well laughed.She speaks in a soft voice, and when she smiles, she squints her eyes very delicately.

"Dear Chuanping, that's really strange."

"No way."

Seeing her relax, I laughed too.

"Hey, what are you talking about?"

A dog breed with fluffy hair came over.

When I saw the dog feed, I felt that the words about the tiger and the wolf just now echoed in my mind again.Fortunately, he didn't say anything more this time, which made me breathe a sigh of relief.

People's xp is indeed free, and I respect that people have some... well, private xp that doesn't break the law, but I think I'm still more traditional.

He seemed to be more familiar with Maojing, and the two quickly got together to have a private conversation.

I felt a bit redundant and walked away with my own juice.When he walked to the corridor facing the gate, he happened to see Nanye coming out.

"never mind?"

"Well, it's all over." He nodded, "The next step is the work of the police."

"Everyone is happy that the bad guys get the punishment they deserve." I looked at Maojing and Inukai who were still muttering together, "Maojing can feel better too."

"But it's really..."

"Probably because I think being a pet is better than being a human," he said.

"That's right. After all, pets don't have the suffering of 996." I felt a little empathy, and I really met a wealthy and caring family. Being a pet may be more comfortable than being a human.

Of course, I am still relatively free at work now.

"But since you were born as a human, you can only work hard to survive in a human way." But it's just a thought, after all, we were all born as human beings.

"Well, so they're learning how to be human."

I froze for a moment.

Be human?Is this a bit ambiguous?

I feel that my adaptability to my colleagues is still not high enough.Maybe I really have to wait until I can say the words 'they human' naturally before I can get used to it.

After a while, Inukai and Maojing also finished talking, and they walked towards us talking and laughing.

"Kawahira!" Inukai called me energetically.

"Yes?" I looked at him vigilantly, for fear that he would ask again 'can I be your dog'.

This time, however, he scratched the back of his head and apologized to me:

"Sorry, I was too impulsive before."

I breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that he still has normal common sense.

"Indeed, compared to Mr. Minano, my fur... hair is still too bad. Compared with the hair... hair that human beings have always favored, I am indeed far behind."

He seemed ashamed.

"And I'm not as strong as Mr. Minano."

"Wait? Why does it get weirder the more you say it?"

I raised my hand to stop his self-contained words.

"Why Nanye?"

"Because humans love him."

"I admit that his appearance is indeed in line with the public's aesthetics, but why should he be compared with him?"

Inukai tilted his head cutely.

"Because humans like it? Don't they all say they like the smooth texture and color?"

Otherwise, there wouldn't be so many fox-like things, and all kinds of stories based on fox demons, right?

It's not the first day they live in human society.I've seen "The Yin O Master" and "The Vitality Girl Knots the O God".

...Okay, that's it.

I feel that if this topic continues, it will really be banned.

Inukai and Mojing showed unfinished expressions, but they probably stopped after noticing Minano Shuichi who was still talking on the phone not far away.

"Wait a moment for the research institute's car to pick us up."

After finishing the call, Minano Shuichi came over and said to us.

"Ah...thank you."

As expected of the perfect Mr. Minamino Shuichi, he has been so considerate since he was a student.

I suddenly recalled things in high school.

At that time, he was similar to now. Although he felt a sense of alienation outside the traveling crowd, he always arranged all kinds of things properly, even when his mother was sick, he never neglected the work in the class.

Speaking of which, we even went to the hospital to visit patients.

It must be because the Nanye family are good people, and good people are rewarded, so they can recover from such a dangerous disease.

At least, that's what I think.

"Chuanping?"

"Ah yes." I regained my senses from my daze.

Nanye didn't know when he had already stood in front of me, and he stretched out his hand to me with his palm up.

"Hand out."

I raised my right hand suspiciously.

"Another one."

"Oh."

I raised my left hand to the right.

I watched him roll up my sleeves, exposing my forearms.

"Don't say anything when you're hurt."

He looked at the scrape on my forearm, not deep, but long, almost from the wrist to the elbow.

"Is it broken? I thought I was too nervous."

Only then did I suddenly realize that the pain I felt faintly was not an illusion.

"Probably it was scratched by the corners of the stent when I pulled it out." The bleeding almost stopped, and there wasn't much blood at all, and I was wearing long sleeves.

If he doesn't tell me, I probably won't find out until I get home and change my clothes.

Such a wound doesn't actually affect anything, but it has a strange characteristic, that is, there is no feeling when it is not discovered, but once it is discovered, the pain will increase.

I gasped.

"Helping others also takes care of yourself first."

While talking, he dragged me back to the chair, took out alcohol and clean cotton balls from nowhere to disinfect me.

"It's not bleeding much, it shouldn't be... hiss."

The pain of alcohol in contact with the wound, whoever tries it will know.

"Do you want a scar?"

He helped me clean the wound without raising his head. From my perspective, I could only see his fluffy and bright red hair, but no expression.

It's amazing, I always thought that people with particularly thick hair would have rougher hair.

"I'll give you medicine... what are you looking at?" Minano Hideichi raised his head, this time I could see the doubt on his face.

"No, it's nothing." I shook my head, "I just think Nanye's hair quality is really good... What kind of hair care products do you use?"

After asking, I wanted to slap myself.

Someone kindly treats your wound, what strange things are you thinking?

"It's nothing special." Minano Shuichi didn't care about your idea of ​​not knowing where it came from.

"That's a natural beauty, that's great." I stroked my hair with my free right hand.

My hair doesn't mean that the quality of my hair is not good, it's just that it is too hard, which makes people feel rough and not smooth.

"Okay, don't touch the water today."

Following his words, I noticed that my wound had been neatly bandaged by him, and I didn't know what medicine was applied, and there was a faint fragrance, which smelled very good.

"Don't worry, it's a very effective medicine and won't leave scars." He said with a smile.

I also thank you very much for accepting this kindness.

It's just that I seem to hear Quankai whispering: "I also said that I don't like hair, don't you care about it?"

I:"……"

Today, I also feel out of place because of the confusing remarks of my colleagues.