can i borrow your white paint

Half an hour later, three names appeared on the latecomer list in the security room.

Today's doorman is stern and selfless, even if he knows Cheng Yi and Fang Heng very well, he is not willing to let the three of them go.

Looking at the disciplinary action sheet in his hand, Fang Hengzhi sighed, and Liao Chengfan threw it into the trash can indifferently.

Cheng Yi folded the paper skillfully and stuffed it into his trouser pocket.

He looked at the two people, and locked his eyes on Fang Hengzhi: "This is the first time you see this list?"

"You really think too well of me." Fang Hengzhi twitched his fingers and flicked the punishment slip, as if he had a grudge against this piece of paper, "I have written thirteen sheets this semester."

"..." Cheng Yi clasped his hands and hugged him, "I admire you."

Fang Hengzhi also returned a salute: "Accept."

The two went to the infirmary along with Liao Chengfan, one on the left and the other on the right.

The school doctor was a rather old aunt, and she was quite surprised when she opened the door and saw Fang Hengzhi: "Are your legs still not healed?"

"It's not me, my legs are almost fine." Fang Hengzhi pushed Liao Chengfan to a chair and sat down, "This time it was my friend who fell while riding an electric bike."

"Oh, I fell." The school doctor helped Liao Chengfan to sit down on the bed, lifted his trouser legs and took a look, and took a breath for a moment, "Did your knees all break? It hurts!"

Liao Chengfan also grinned in pain: "Be careful next time!"

"Excuse me." Cheng Yi also squeezed in carrying the schoolbags of the three of them, straightened Fang Hengzhi's arms, and he hung up the schoolbags.

Fang Hengzhi didn't understand his intention of pulling his arm at first, but when he realized it, he was almost dislocated under the pressure of these three big schoolbags.

He picked up one of the schoolbags in disbelief and shook it at Cheng Yi: "Is your bag filled with bricks?"

"Nonsense." Cheng Yi opened his schoolbag and showed him the books full of books, "These are all knowledge."

"..." These books in the bag are indeed textbooks, but... they are all quite new.

It is comparable to "brand new", and no one would believe that it is second-hand when it is taken out.

"You said you are a scumbag," Fang Hengzhi was very puzzled, "What are you doing with so many books?"

"I don't understand, although I don't read, but I carry these books on my back..." Cheng Yi poked his chest, "I feel at ease."

Fang Hengzhi nodded, gave him a thumbs up, and then moved the hand he was poking his chest to the left a little bit: "Here is the heart."

Cheng Yi: "..." Oh, you are a top student, are you amazing?

He stubbornly put his hand back where he was pointing at the beginning: "This is where my heart grows, can't it?"

"Okay, how can Brother Yi say it wrong?" Fang Hengzhi was very eloquent, and nodded repeatedly, "It's because my vision is narrow."

"As long as you know it, be more careful when you speak next time." Cheng Yi put down his hand in satisfaction, walked over to look at Liao Chengfan's legs, "Are you alright?"

"He's fine." The school doctor was bending over to find the gauze. "You two can go back to class first."

"Yes, it's okay, you two go back to class first." Liao Chengfan waved his hand at him, "I'll call someone to help me later, we're not in the same classroom, you two don't mind me."

Cheng Yi was still a little hesitant, always feeling that it was inhumane to let this person go.

But Fang Hengzhi hooked his neck and turned around and walked out the door: "It's okay, don't worry about him, their class is full of people, let's go to class."

"Fuck, are you hooking well?" Cheng Yi's neck was clamped by his arms, feeling very upset, "Is it a few centimeters taller than me?"

Hearing this, Fang Hengzhi stopped, turned his head and looked at him with downcast eyes.

Cheng Yi was a little uncomfortable being stared at by him.

He shrank his neck, trying to break free from the man's grip.

But Fang Hengzhi exerted a little force on his arm to prevent people from escaping: "It's not a big deal."

"Huh?" Cheng Yi looked up at him.

"It's just a sense of superiority." Fang Hengzhi said.

Cheng Yi: "..." You destroy it.

Although the person was still under the guy's elbow, he didn't struggle anymore.

Because with a swing of his forearm, he punched the guy next to him in the stomach.

"Fuck!" Fang Hengzhi didn't expect him to come here all of a sudden, and almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood, clutching his stomach and looking at him sadly, "You really can do it?! Fortunately, I didn't eat breakfast, otherwise Spit in your face."

"Fuck, I beg you, stop talking." Cheng Yi hurriedly turned his head and covered his ears, and said angrily in a low voice, "I fucking have a picture!"

Fang Hengzhi was taken aback for a moment, and then changed from clutching his stomach in pain mask to covering his stomach and laughing out of breath.

"Are you still laughing?" Cheng Yi was so angry that he felt hot, hooked the zipper of the school uniform jacket and pulled it down, took off the school uniform, covered his head and face with someone's head, turned around and left, "Hurry up, go to class went."

"Hey." Fang Hengzhi smiled and took off the school uniform on his head, folded it twice for him thoughtfully, and followed.

The two of them swaggered arrogantly to Class One and Nine, and the classroom door was kicked open by Fang Hengzhi lightly. ,

In an instant, everyone in the classroom focused their eyes on——

Including Feng Feng on the podium and another young woman.

Feng Xiao's gaze was like a torch, and after being dazed for the first second, he caught the person behind Fang Hengzhi in an instant.

"Cheng Yi!!" Feng Xiao roared, his voice was as loud as Mr. Lei's.

Cheng Yi shivered physically from being yelled at, but he didn't realize how he had offended the other party.

If you were late, you shouldn't be yelling so loudly.

He rubbed his nose and moved in front of Principal Feng: "...report?"

Feng Xiao: "..."

Fang Hengzhi lowered his head, pursed his lips and began to smile: "..."

Some of the group of people sitting below the class were covering their mouths and laughing, which made Cheng Yi baffled.

how?Collective convulsions?

Principal Feng pressed his temples that were throbbing wildly, and said angrily: "What report?? Let me ask you, where is your school uniform?!"

Cheng Yi: "..." Well, it violated the school rules and discipline again.

"You say you, huh!?" Feng Xiao felt that this child could break his heart, "I won't talk about you if you are late, you still don't wear a school uniform? What's the matter? I don't think that school uniform is suitable for you A face?!"

Cheng Yi: "..."

He saw that the group of people sitting below were covering their mouths and laughing muffledly, thinking that the person at the door behind him should also be gloating.

Recently, the leaders of the Fourteenth Middle School came to inspect, and they were particularly strict about appearance. Xiao Feng's small eyes were like eight-fold mirrors, staring at the flowers of the motherland every day.

Girls with bangs over eyebrows and ears, boys with long hair, abnormal fur color, outstanding clothes... none of them can escape those small eyes.

Cheng Yi was unlucky, and was caught the first time he committed a crime.

He sighed and admitted his mistake sincerely: "I was wrong."

Principal Feng sneered: "Hey, you are wrong, do you dare to do it next time?"

There was an uncontrollable laugh from the door.

Cheng Yi raised his eyebrows when he heard it.

Awesome!Brother, you dare to laugh even if you are late.

Sure enough, this sound successfully distracted Principal Feng's attention: "Fang Hengzhi! Why are you late too? What time did you check?? Ah?!"

If other people encounter this situation, they usually restrain their smiles and admit that they are wrong.

But Fang Hengzhi is not "other people", or in other words, he is not a normal person.

It is impossible to interpret this product with the thinking and behavior of a normal schoolmaster.

Cheng Yi lowered his head and glanced at him quietly from the corner of his eye, and saw this man rubbed his face, walked forward slowly, and stopped beside him.

School Feng looked at him, and he looked at School Feng, then closed his eyes, and said sincerely, "I was wrong."

"..." Seeing Yu Feng giving them a thumbs up, Cheng Yi secretly clenched his fists.

Feng Xiao: "...how about you two letting me sing the oboe?"

Fang Hengzhi opened his mouth and was about to speak when he heard a loud voice coming from the door of the class.

"Yo huh? Your two ancestors stand on top as the mascots of Class Nine?"

Cheng Yi, who was familiar with the voice, closed his eyes in a slump.

It’s over.

When Principal Feng saw the person coming, he strode over as if seeing an ally: "Director Lei, the two young masters in your grade are really good, one is not wearing a school uniform and the other is late!"

After saying this, Mr. Lei's eyebrows of the same style as Crayon Shin-chan frowned instantly.

Fang Hengzhi and Cheng Yi covered their ears tacitly this time.

Sure enough, the next second——

"Fang Heng knows!!! Cheng Yi!!!"

"Hey! I'm here!" Fang Hengzhi turned around quickly, trying to save the country and restore his cochlea, "Calm down, I can explain this..."

"Excuse me!" Boss Lei stretched out his stomach, nimbly ran up to the podium and slapped him on the arm, "Your new art teacher is here today! You two come here for me?!"

New art teacher?

Cheng Yi thought of what was discussed in Class [-] yesterday, and finally turned his attention to the young girl who had been standing on the podium.

This should be what they call "the new beautiful art teacher".

The female teacher was standing on the podium with a cold face at the moment, a little... indescribably unhappy.

For some reason, Cheng Yi didn't like her very much the first time he saw her.

The beautiful teacher is not considered a beauty, but her facial features can be regarded as Zhou Zheng. When she realized that Cheng Yi was looking over, she immediately turned her face away from him.

Cheng Yi: "?" Inexplicable.

It seems that this female teacher didn't have a good first impression of him...

Over there, Fang Hengzhi was still being scolded, and the shameless old fox was not angry, just kept laughing and listening.

Mr. Lei saw that he didn't eat oil and salt, and immediately became even angrier: "Cheng Yi!"

"Hey!" Cheng Yi turned around.

Feng Xiao who was behind him had already left at some point, and only Mr. Lei was still chattering.

"Your clothes look pretty! Did you go for a beauty pageant or a blind date?" Mr. Lei stretched out two fingers and pinched his sleeve, "It's quite comfortable to touch."

"Yes, the fabric of this brand is comfortable." Fang Hengzhi also followed with emotion.

Mr. Lei: "..." I was fucking sarcastic! !Can't you understand the insinuation? ? !

"You understand it very well?" Boss Lei wished that this thing would take off in place and disappear in front of him.

"It's okay." Fang Hengzhi lowered his head, and silently opened his school uniform jacket, revealing the same style inside, "It's really comfortable."

Mr. Lei: "..." Well done, after so many years of teaching, this is the first time he has met Fang Hengzhi's wild student of this type.

Students in Class Nine: "...Wow."

The classroom, which was still playing and laughing quietly, was instantly silent, replaced by bursts of gasping.

Cheng Yi was really convinced, so convinced that he couldn't speak, opened his mouth to him, and closed his mouth in vain.

You are strong!You are awesome! you win! !

"You two still make me a couple costume??!" Mr. Lei pointed at this and then that with trembling fingers, "Get out and sit down! Don't delay the class! Tomorrow, each of you will pay me [-] yuan." A hundred-word review!!!”

The corners of Cheng Yi's raised lips froze unconsciously, and he moved his lips: "Boss Lei, there is room for negotiation..."

"No!" Mr. Lei interrupted him bluntly, his tone was unquestionable and firm, "Two thousand words!"

Cheng Yi wanted to struggle again, but Fang Hengzhi coughed, and while Mr. Lei was not paying attention, he quietly hooked his little finger hanging by his side.

This guy probably wanted to remind him to stop talking. It was originally a good intention, but Cheng Yi's hands couldn't be controlled...

He pulled out his fingers reflexively, and then slapped heavily on the bony hand that didn't belong to him.

"pia~"

This sound was crisp and loud, and the lingering sound echoed throughout the classroom.

Fang Hengzhi was stunned by the beating. He looked blankly at the five finger prints on the back of his hand, and then looked at Cheng Yi in disbelief.

Cheng Yi was also dumbfounded. He looked away at the clear palm print with a little guilt.

Lei always thinks that it's a long time to see a real horse.

I beg you two, don't stay in No. [-] Middle School, go to be a comedian, really, definitely have a better future than now!

He felt that his grade director met Waterloo in his career.

"Both of you! Two thousand five hundred words!!" Mr. Lei's belly was trembling with anger, and he turned to the other students and said, "You are in charge of supervision! Watch them read the review twice tomorrow. Overtime! Self-study early! Self-study late!!"

Fang Hengzhi: "..."

Cheng Yi: "..."

A group of people in charge of supervision: "..."

Mr. Lei looked around, snorted, and left angrily.

Yu Feng waited for him to leave, and quickly said: "It's okay, brothers, you two don't need to read, we will help you fake it!"

As soon as he said this, some of the other students also nodded: "That's right, Brother Yi, Fangshen, you don't need to read! They are all in the same class! We are the ones who made fakes!"

Cheng Yi took a deep breath and forced a smile: "Although I am very touched, the word fake sounds awkward to me, can I change it?"

After hearing this, Yu Feng really scratched his head and thought about it: "But there is nothing to change! This is the right one!"

Cheng Yi: "...Don't think about it, this is fine, thank you."

The Class Nine classroom burst into laughter instantly.

While enjoying himself, Fang Hengzhi put his school uniform back on him, and pulled him back to his seat to sit down: "Come, come, write a self-criticism! I have a composition paper, do you need it?"

Seeing him take out a stack of composition papers from his schoolbag, Cheng Yi was in a complicated mood: "You have prepared so many composition papers, it can't be..." The words turned around in his mouth, and he said something that didn't fit ordinary people. Guess, "Is it specially used to prepare for writing a review?"

Fang Hengzhi looked at him in surprise: "Brother Yi, you are so careful, do you understand me so well now?"

Cheng Yi: "...pretend I didn't say anything."

If he can, he chooses to kill himself 1 minute ago.

Oh no, he chose to kill yesterday's self.

Fang Hengzhi smiled, and pushed the composition paper onto his desk: "Tear it yourself as much as you want."

Cheng Yi sighed, and resigned himself to tearing off ten sheets.

"Dong dong!" Don knocked twice on the table on the podium, Fang Hengzhi and Cheng Yi stopped their hands at the same time, and looked towards the podium.

The originally noisy classroom gradually quieted down, and everyone silently looked at the young female teacher on the podium.

"Hello... students." The female teacher took a chalk and wrote "Liu" on the blackboard.

"My surname is Liu. You can call me Teacher Xiao Liu. From today onwards, I will be the head teacher of our art class. I teach color. I am not much different from everyone in age. I am only five or six years older than you. So in the next relationship, I want to be friends with everyone more than teachers and students.”

After a series of speeches, the classroom was silent for a few seconds before there was a burst of applause.

Fang Hengzhi took the fountain pen and twirled it around his fingertips, and lazily said: "It's a bit awkward."

Cheng Yi agreed, grabbed the spinning pen in his hand, and twirled it on his fingertips: "Indeed."

Before the voice finished, I heard the female teacher speak again: "Of course, I know, I am young, and there may be many students who don't listen to me. It's like meeting me for the first time and not giving me face. Respect me for this kind of thing, I don't really want it to happen again in the future."

Fang Hengzhi: "...?"

Cheng Yi: "...?"

Even a fool could hear the hint in this sentence, and the atmosphere in the classroom suddenly became very strange.

Cheng Yi was a little dazed.

No, why should I disrespect a teacher I haven't met yet?Suffering from persecution paranoia?

But "Teacher Xiao Liu" still said surprisingly: "If this kind of thing happens again, I think I may not show mercy. After all, I am also the little princess at home. You are angry here, right?"

I don't know who said "um" in the class, and then there were many other miscellaneous voices.

Those who flattered the teacher were the loudest, and those who discussed with the same table in a low voice also secretly glanced at the female teacher above, and the rest of the wave was to secretly look at the two parties who were "alluded to".

But the two parties did not feel angry or offended at this time, they even had a good laugh.

"Fuck." Fang Hengzhi couldn't help it, and shook his head and laughed.

He poked Cheng Yi and whispered, "Hey, at the same table."

Cheng Yi looked at him and raised his eyebrows: "What?"

Fang Hengzhi seemed to be very emotional, and sighed pretendingly: "This little princess is a bit unkind."

Cheng Yi thought about what that "Mr. Liu" said, and was also amused, and replied in a low voice: "To be honest, if this was the old me, I would have kicked over the table and scolded her."

"Aren't the little princesses afraid? Brother Yi is awesome!" Fang Hengzhi chuckled softly, "We may have a hard time in the future."

"Is your yin and yang strangeness a talent you were born with?" Cheng Yi wanted to laugh when he heard the word "little princess".

He casually leaned back, leaning against the table behind, and pointed his finger at the neck of his deskmate, "Don't be afraid if you're fine. Among other things, Brother Yi can still cover you in Fourteenth Middle School."

This tone is really not small, although it is quite a second, but the victory is full of momentum!

Fang Hengzhi was stunned for a moment, looked down at him slightly, and then smiled lightly: "Okay."

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Ahhhhh I was dragged by my mother to plant trees during the day! ! !

It's too late~ Fat stamps are here!