can i borrow your white paint

Cheng Yi got down from the podium and sat down on the seat without even looking at Fang Hengzhi.

Fang Hengzhi stared at him for a while, and waited for two more classmates to introduce themselves before poking at his deskmate.

"Angry?"

"Don't touch it." Cheng Yi glanced at him lightly, and shrank his arms back.

"..." Fang Hengzhi sighed, and took out a bottle of milk from his schoolbag as if by magic, and put a straw on him very thoughtfully, "Drink as you like."

Now Cheng Yi was dumbfounded. He stared at the bottle of milk and couldn't say a word: "Is your family a milk seller?"

Fang Hengzhi: "?? Are you repaying kindness and revenge?"

"What's the matter?" Cheng Yi felt that he was probably being unreasonable, "It was you who threw my milk first."

Fang Hengzhi twitched the corner of his mouth: "That's mine."

Cheng Yi: "You gave it to me."

Fang Hengzhi: "..."

Cheng Yi: "So you lost my milk."

Fang Hengzhi smiled at him silently.

I can't fucking help applauding you, logic genius, it's a pity that Qingbei Jiaofu can't get you!

After many confrontations, Cheng Yi finally moved back to the first round, feeling so refreshed.

So he was finally willing to show his new deskmate a little concern: "Why do you bring so much milk to school?"

"I'm 183," Fang Hengzhi hooked his index finger, hooked the fountain pen between the two fingers and turned it slowly, "Is it taller than you?"

Cheng Yi: "? You didn't answer the question."

Fang Hengzhi propped his chin with one hand and laughed: "It's because you didn't realize the answer."

Cheng Yi: "?"

"One bottle earlier, one bottle later," Fang Hengzhi waved the hand that wasn't supporting his face above his head, "Grow taller."

Cheng Yi: "..."

Good guy, you can do it.

is losing.

He turned his head blankly and looked at the people on the podium introducing himself.

In this class, he will talk to Fang Heng again to know that he is an idiot.

Fang Hengzhi probably owed enough, and finally calmed down and looked at the new classmates with him.

"Hi everyone! My name is Xu Shanyi, and I used to be an English class representative..."

Little boy.Cheng Yi looked at the little boy on the stage and thought silently, he is a sick and weak scholar with thin skin and tender flesh.

"Hello everyone, my name is Sun Yixiang, and my grades are ridiculously poor..."

This is an art student?Cheng Yi let out a soft "tsk".

"Hi everyone, I'm Si Wenqian..."

"My name is Wang Xinrui..."

"I'm Li Jinghao..."

"My name is……"

The self-introduction process became faster and faster, except for the two openings that were a bit outrageous at the beginning, but the rest went smoothly.

There are not many students in an art class, 36 people, of which 23 are girls, the ratio of male to female is obviously not equal.

Cheng Yi remembers people's faces but doesn't remember people's names very well, and often the names and faces don't match up. After walking around, he can meet Fang Hengzhi, Yu Feng, and a pretty little girl Si Wenqian.

As for the other 30 or so people... I guess I can remember more than half of them by the end of this semester.

"Okay, let's stop here for the first meeting." Ji Xiangbai looked at the watch on the blackboard, "The class will end in 5 minutes, everyone can chat casually first."

He picked up the water glass and hooked Cheng Yi again: "Cheng Yi, come here."

Cheng Yi sighed, got up and followed.

The two walked outside the classroom door, Ji Xiangbai leaned on the railing and looked at him with a smile: "How do you feel about the new class?"

"How long does it take?" Cheng Yi said helplessly, "Brother Bai, why didn't you give me any news when you came here to teach?"

"If you reveal it, can you still let me come?" Ji Xiangbai tapped him on the head, "At school, it's Teacher Ji."

"Okay, Teacher Ji." He yelled without any psychological burden, "But you really don't need to come, you come to this small place, really, it's a waste of talent."

"I teach everywhere, so what's wrong with my talents? They are all half-old children like you, so it's the same wherever you teach." Ji Xiangbai said, "But when you graduate, I will go to Yunnan to support teaching. "

The news was so shocking that Cheng Yi subconsciously said, "Fuck me?"

Ji Xiangbai slapped him on the head with a smile.

"hiss!"

"Stop swearing in front of the teacher."

"I didn't talk less before." Cheng Yi muttered, touched the place where he was beaten, and sighed, "Okay, I made a mistake, I will definitely correct it next time."

"Your credibility is 0 to me." Ji Xiangbai didn't save him any face.

Cheng Yi smiled noncommittally.

Ji Xiangbai didn't care about it, and changed the subject: "How about the deskmate I arranged for you?"

Cheng Yi's smile disappeared instantly: "? Arrangement? Bai... Teacher Ji, did you do it on purpose?"

Ji Xiangbai: "Well. What if it's not? Do you think you can get such a good position when you come so late?"

"..." Cheng Yi took a deep breath, thinking that I might as well not have this blessing.

His expression was very exciting, Ji Xiangbai raised his eyebrows: "What's wrong? Didn't you get along well?"

"So-so." Cheng Yi said.

Ji Xiangbai: "But I just saw him give you something to eat."

Hold.

Cheng Yi felt that he was numb now.

"Do you believe me when I said he forced me?" he asked.

Ji Xiangbai smiled and nodded: "I don't believe it."

Cheng Yi also laughed, but it was far-fetched.

Ji Xiangbai adjusted his glasses and looked at him seriously: "I appreciate that many teachers are full of praise for Fang Hengzhi's classmate, thinking that if you are next to him, your grades will be improved somewhat. Although I don't judge a student by grades Good or bad, but you know, the college entrance examination is a turning point in the fate of many people. Cheng Yi, do you understand what I mean?"

"..."

When the school bell rang, he turned around and walked to the classroom decisively: "Understood, Brother Bai. I will get along well with him."

Ji Xiangbai was very pleased: "It's Teacher Ji."

Cheng Yi waved his hand perfunctorily: "I see Teacher Ji."

He pushed open the classroom door and found that there was no room for him in his seat.

——Several men and women gathered around his seat, chatting with Fang Hengzhi.

Cheng Yi looked at Fang Heng with a blank expression and smiled and talked to this one and that one, just like a meeting between a male star and a fan.

He rolled his eyes, walked over and knocked on his desk.

The original intention was to drive this group of people away, but the reality was somewhat different from what he thought.

"Brother Yi!"

Before Yu Feng spoke, Cheng Yi didn't realize that he was also in this pile.

"What?" He couldn't say what he originally planned to drive away.

On the contrary, the group of new classmates were very discerning, and when they saw him coming, they all dispersed to make room for him.

Fang Hengzhi also waved to him: "Come, sit down."

This action is really the same as greeting a puppy.

But Cheng Yi didn't bother to scold him anymore, he was really sleepy and needed to catch up on sleep.

But not everyone is willing to let him catch up on sleep.

As soon as his butt touched the bench, a little girl poked him: "Brother Yi, that..."

Cheng Yi suppressed his sleepiness, and looked at her patiently as much as possible: "Huh?"

The little girl stopped talking.

This is very suffocating.

Cheng Yi asked with a good temper: "What's wrong?"

The little girl didn't meet his eyes, and spoke hesitantly: "That...is...can you add a contact information?"

"It's easy to say." Cheng Yi quickly took out his mobile phone and called up his QR code, "Scan me."

He just wanted a quick fix and sleep.

One started, and the people around also took out their mobile phones to scan Cheng Yi's code.

Cheng Yi threw the phone on the table and let them pass it back and forth, planning to squint for a while.

Then he saw a hand holding a mobile phone reaching out from his side.

Fang Hengzhi's movements were very natural, and his expression was also very natural. He scanned the QR code of his new deskmate, then tapped his phone twice, and showed his new deskmate the page of successful application.

"I added you, remember to agree."

For some reason, Cheng Yi wanted to say "I won't add" to that friend request.

But sleep is the most important thing at this time, and the other party knows that, so he doesn't have to be so polite.

He nodded impatiently: "Understood, I will agree later." Then he buried his head in his elbow and closed his eyes.

Cheng Yi is a person who falls asleep easily.

Regardless of whether the surrounding environment is noisy or noisy, as long as he is sleepy to a certain level, he can almost fall asleep.

So soon, he lost consciousness.

In April, the second class in the morning of No. 10 Middle School is a big break, with a [-]-minute break.

Leaving aside the 5 minutes of delay just now, the remaining 15 minutes are enough for Cheng Yi to catch up on sleep.

He doesn't sleep much, and he can last a long time after a short sleep. Like the XX mobile phone, it can be charged for 5 minutes and talk for two hours.

Fang Hengzhi was very surprised that his sleep quality was so good.

After realizing that this person was really asleep, Fang Hengzhi made a silent gesture to the people around him, pointed to Cheng Yi, and said softly: "Be quiet, I fell asleep at the same table. "

Yu Feng is also a sensible person. As an acquaintance with this group of people long ago, Fang Heng doesn't know if he can drive them away. He is easy to drive away!

Seeing that brother Yi was so sleepy, he hurriedly urged the circle to disperse.

When they were all gone, Fang Hengzhi hesitated for a moment, but picked up the phone for him and turned it off.

If you are seen by the teacher later, you will collapse.

Although it didn't matter to him even if the teacher saw it, he just felt that if the phone was confiscated, Cheng Yi would have to blame him.

Cheng Yi was woken up by the bell before class.

The reason why it is called a bell before class is because these high schools will ring the bell 3 minutes before class to remind those who are not in the classroom that it is time to go back to the classroom.

The sound of the bell before class is not the same as that of the bell before class. For some "problem students", the reaction to the bell before class is obviously greater.

Cheng Yi is like this, he is almost forming a conditioned reflex, no matter how much he sleeps, how much he plays and how crazy he is, once the bell rings, he will definitely be able to enter the learning state.

It's just that this state can only last for 5 minutes.

Fang Hengzhi looked at him with great interest and suddenly raised his head and opened his eyes, and clapped his hands twice to applaud him: "Awesome!"

What he said was sincere, so that Cheng Yi wanted to beat him up with sincerity.

"You just don't like me?" Cheng Yi gave him a middle finger.

Fang Hengzhi looked at his middle finger, it was white and thin and long, but the joints were distinct, one could tell it was a man's hand at a glance.

He smiled: "How can it be, it's just that you are so pleasing to the eye."

This is not a lie, he added inwardly.

"Aren't you guilty of telling nonsense?" Cheng Yi was speechless, too lazy to talk to him, and simply changed the subject, "You know that your position is Bai... Did Teacher Ji specially arrange for me to go through the back door?"

"This..." Fang Hengzhi was stunned for a moment, then shook his head with a smile, "I really don't know."

"That's no wonder." Cheng Yi suddenly realized, "If you knew about it earlier, you might be able to resist to the death."

Fang Hengzhi: "?? Why should I resist with death?"

Cheng Yi said sincerely: "Because I think you are trying to force me to go to Teacher Ji to change seats first."

Fang Hengzhi felt that he was about to be wronged to death: "...Misunderstanding, misunderstanding. Big misunderstanding. I really don't hate you."

"Oh." Cheng Yi's reaction was indifferent, and he took a sip of the milk he got in the last class.

"..." Fang Hengzhi sighed, "Why don't you believe me?"

This sentence was said like resentment, like admiration, like weeping like complaining, so miserable that Cheng Yi almost choked to death with a mouthful of milk.

He wiped his mouth, and Fang Heng made a "receive" gesture: "It's almost there. It's the first time I've seen you so flirtatious in my life."

Fang Hengzhi blinked: "Is it coquettish Sao?"

"Then what else could it be..." Before he finished speaking, Cheng Yi was stunned for a moment, and then smiled instantly, "Fuck, you are really fucking coquettish."

"Stop boasting, I'm almost embarrassed." Fang Hengzhi said without blushing, and even wrote down an answer next to the question he had just glanced at.

Cheng Yi, who saw this series of actions in his eyes: "..." The harm is not very harmful and the humiliation is strong.

"You finally look like you are the first in age." He sighed.

This made Fang Hengzhi a little funny, and he asked, "What do you think it would be like to be the first?"

Cheng Yi finally had a chance to say what he was holding back in his heart: "Holding a book from morning to night, going to bed at two or three in the evening and starting at six in the morning, getting up while reciting books, washing and eating breakfast, sleeping and dreaming at night is Huanggang Wusan, Even on the way to and from school, I don't miss the opportunity to do the memorization questions..."

"..." Fang Hengzhi's eyes widened slightly, "Who brought your filter? Your brother Bai?"

"No." After Cheng Yi finished speaking, he felt a little embarrassed. He clenched his left hand against his lips and coughed twice, then turned his head away silently, "Isn't it always like this in TV novels?"

Fang Hengzhi squinted his eyes. He felt that his deskmate was cute and had no brains: "What Mary Su novels are you watching or some inspirational youth dramas?"

"Where can I remember this?" Cheng Yi said, "I saw it 800 years ago."

"That means there is a problem with your memory." Fang Hengzhi also wrote down the answer to the next question of the question just now, "Now you are the first to see a different age."

Cheng Yi couldn't help leaning towards him to read the answer he wrote: "Fuck, are you really immodest?"

"This is the truth." Fang Hengzhi said, "I have thousands of advantages, one of which is honesty."

I don't know whether it was to respond to his words or to refute his words, anyway, as soon as he finished speaking, the official class bell rang.

Cheng Yi sat up straight, waiting to see the next teacher.

He didn't participate in the grade meeting, so he didn't have a new class schedule. Today is probably like a blind box draw. Every class is a new surprise.

After a while, the door of Class [-] was pushed open, and a short and fat male teacher walked in.

Cheng Yi met him, he should be teaching physics.

But it is limited to seeing, not being familiar with, and not knowing.

The new teacher stood on the podium, looked at the students below for a long time, and then said slowly: "Um...Hello everyone, I am...you, new, physics teacher. My name is Yang."

Cheng Yi frowned.

This teacher...what's the matter with talking?It's uncomfortable to hear every word.

The next second, he heard someone on the left curse "fuck".

He turned around in surprise.

No wonder he is ignorant, but according to his current understanding, it is not easy to make Fang Hengzhi swear.

Fang Hengzhi sensed his gaze, his tightly pursed lips loosened, and smiled at him: "It's inconvenient to be close to the podium here, I'll tell you after class."

Why does this tone sound so familiar to them?

Cheng Yi let out an uncomfortable "Oh" and turned his head back.

Facts have proved that the person who can tell Fang Heng to swear is really an idiot.

This teacher Yang is probably sick, he really speaks every word at a time, and he likes to stop in the middle of speaking, then stare at someone, and finally continues with a wicked smile.

It was creepy and scary.

In this class, he called students one by one to talk to him and get acquainted with him, and only half of them were called. It is estimated that he will continue to be tortured by him in the next class.

Before Fang Hengzhi and Cheng Yi were called out, they sat through a boring class.

Fang Hengzhi made a physics paper, and Cheng Yi set the tone of the manuscript on Boss Zhou's wall yesterday.

I don't know how this teacher Yang is teaching, anyway, Cheng Yi doesn't like him now.

After the physics teacher left, the classroom exploded.

"Fuck! Bad luck! Why is this Yang Yu teaching us?"

"This guy is called Yang Yu?"

"Die, kill me! Is there a teacher more stupid than Yang Yu?"

"What's the matter? Does this teacher have melons?"

"Ah, what a bad group..."

The insider is wailing, and the uninformed is being popularized again.

Cheng Yi was listening to Fang Heng's popular science.

"This physics teacher Yang's name is Yang Yu, a well-known Hunzi teacher in the [-]th middle school."

"It's different from your nickname of 'Bunzi'. Yang Yu is because he is too watery. Being a teacher in this school is like fooling around."

"I was fortunate enough to be taught by him for half a semester, but I didn't learn anything. In class, he led us to chat and brag, and after class, he asked us to talk about our ideals in life. It is really a compulsory one. The book is all self-study."

"What's even worse is..."

Cheng Yi had to admit that it was very comfortable to listen to the popular science at the same table.

Fang Hengzhi's voice is very pleasant, not the kind of deep male voice, nor the kind of voice with a strong sense of youth, but simply pleasant.

His tone is different from his broken leg, his voice is gentle and soft, clear and refreshing, and the timbre is very recognizable.

How do you describe it in one sentence?

Oh, it seems like a breeze blowing through the ears or something.

He felt that this sentence was very appropriate to describe Fang Hengzhi's voice.

After Fang Hengzhi finished speaking, he found that the person in front of him didn't respond, so he couldn't help but stretched out his hand and waved in front of him: "What are you thinking? Are you in a daze?"

Cheng Yi came back to his senses: "Oh, it's nothing, I was thinking about this Yang..."

Before he could finish speaking, the phone in his pocket vibrated.

Cheng Yi gave a "tsk" sound and took out his mobile phone. When he saw the caller displayed on the screen, he suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.

He clicked on the connection: "Hello, Mr. Li."

"Hi, are you Cheng Moutong's parents?" A female voice came out.

"Yes, I am." Cheng Yi unconsciously used some strength with his fingers holding the phone.

As he listened to the voice on the phone, his face became increasingly ugly.

Fang Hengzhi saw him say "Ok, I'll be there right away" and hung up the phone. He couldn't help asking, "What's the matter? Are you okay?"

"I have something to do." Cheng Yi felt that he was out of breath. He picked up the motorcycle key and stood up, "I'll leave for a while, and when the teacher asks you, just say I'm on leave, okay?"

His tone was so soft that Fang Hengzhi couldn't say no.

And the phone call just now...

Forgive him for being close enough to hear a little.

So he agreed very simply: "You go, I will take care of you here, no teacher will look for you."

Cheng Yi looked at him and nodded resolutely: "Thank you. I'll treat you to dinner when I'm free."

"It's okay, it's not a big deal." Fang Hengzhi smiled, "We're all classmates, we should be united and friendly."

Cheng Yi smiled.

This was the first time in two days that he really met Heng Zhixiao.

He solemnly thanked him again, turned around and ran out of the classroom.

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catch up catch up!Finally caught up with [-] words before Thursday!