can i borrow your white paint

After Cheng Yi returned to school, Ji Xiangbai called him to the office.

As soon as he stepped into the door with his left foot, he heard a muffled sound.

Numbly looking up, he saw Ji Xiangbai seriously counting the thick stack of papers and exercise books on the table.

Roughly estimate, there are [-] copies.

Cheng Yi: "..."

The right foot suddenly stopped moving.

He walked over with a blank face: "These... are all for me?"

"Ah, yes." Ji Xiangbai pushed the stack in front of him, "Yushuwai and Xiaosanmen are all in there, don't worry, just do it slowly, and you can just ask the teachers to change it when you're done, I've typed them all Hello."

"Okay." Cheng Yi took a deep breath, probably already imagining how he would be devastated in the next period of time, "Thank you, Brother Bai."

"It's called Teacher Ji." Ji Xiangbai smiled, "Moutong should let me go first, it must be inconvenient for you to take care of him recently, come to my house directly when you are free, so that it is convenient to see him and eat."

With that said, a key was pushed in front of him.

Cheng Yi thought about it, but still accepted it: "Brother Bai, I'm sorry to trouble you."

"If you find it troublesome, take the entrance exam to the Academy of Fine Arts and ask the school to give me a bonus." Ji Xiangbai waved his hand indifferently, "Go, go to class."

Cheng Yi nodded, opened the door and left.

People in Class Nine had different reactions to his return.

Some were as happy as Yu Feng Si Wenqian, and some were gossiping.

Originally he won the provincial first prize, and some red-eyed people in the class were already gossiping. Now that he is the only one in the class who went out for the school exam, this gossip is even more excessive.

It's nothing more than some "overreaching" and "not gregarious" statements.

Cheng Yi didn't care too much about this. He was not familiar with most of the people in this class, and only a few of them played better.

These acquaintances are quite good, and he doesn't care if there are no such strange things. Time is precious, how can it be used to deal with these things?

But he doesn't care, it doesn't mean others don't care.

Fang Heng knew that since he came back and devoted himself to his studies, his time was noticeably freer.

I don’t need to memorize so many notes, and I don’t need to study politics anymore. The whole person goes from not touching the ground to taking a walk in the courtyard, and lives a leisurely life every day.

So when people are free, they start to take care of these nosy things.

After hearing a boy say bad things about Cheng Yi once, he blocked him and beat him up after school.

Then, unfortunately, he was caught by Boss Lei.

...in the office.

Boss Lei pinched the bridge of his nose with a headache, and knocked heavily on the table with one hand, making a loud bang.

"Fang Heng knows!!" He said angrily, "Aren't you uncomfortable if you don't cause trouble for me for a day?!"

Fang Hengzhi stood upright, and looked at the man with bowed head and back with confidence, "He speaks ill of people behind their backs."

"Speaking bad words, you beat people up like this?!" Mr. Lei became even more angry, "Xu Wei, raise your head up! Let him see your face!"

Xu Wei: "..."

He didn't have the guts to confront Mr. Lei, so he raised his head bravely.

The corner of Fang Hengzhi's mouth twitched, and in the next second, he broke his power directly, lowered his head and started laughing muffled.

Not to blame for anything else, but this bruised and swollen face is so joyful!

Mr. Lei saw that he not only did not repent, but also smiled shamelessly, his nose was crooked: "Are you still laughing?! Xu Wei, come closer! Let him see what he has done!"

Enduring the wound on the corner of his mouth, Xu Wei said with difficulty: "Forget Director Lei, forget it..."

Forget it, stop humiliating me with this inhuman method!

Boss Lei gave him a look of resentment, probably wanting to scold him for being worthless.

He patted the table: "Come here! Tell me, what bad things did you say?! Say you are ugly or you are not good at studying?"

I have to say that Mr. Lei is quite angry when he is eccentric.

Fang Hengzhi cleared his throat and straightened his expression: "It's not about me, it's about my deskmate."

"You are at the same table?" Mr. Lei thought for a while, "Cheng Yi?"

Fang Hengzhi nodded.

Mr. Lei: "Hey, I said you two have a really good relationship. Are you his bodyguard? They didn't make any moves, so you shot first?"

Fang Heng thought in his heart that the identity of the bodyguard princess was not suitable for them.

So he shook his head solemnly: "No, Mr. Lei, you don't understand."

Mr. Lei: "? Then let me ask you for advice?"

Fang Hengzhi: "I'm going to be one step ahead of him and kill the signs of further disputes in the cradle."

Mr. Lei: "..."

Xu Wei: "..."

Boss Lei glanced expressionlessly at the "pig's head" beside him, and clenched his hands so hard that his tendons exploded.

He roared angrily: "Fang Heng knows! Are you fucking killing the flames? You really want to blow up the flames!!"

The sound was so loud that everyone who passed by the office looked sideways.

Fang Hengzhi frowned and rubbed his ears, hesitated a bit, and nodded humiliatingly: "Then I'll write a review."

Even if it comes again, he will still shoot.

"Hey, your tone is quite aggrieved?" Boss Lei snorted.

Fang Hengzhi said modestly, "It's just so-so."

Mr. Lei took a deep breath: "A thousand words."

Fang Hengzhi was stubborn: "Eight hundred."

Mr. Lei: "One thousand and five."

Fang Heng refused to accept it: "One thousand."

Mr. Lei: "Two..."

Fang Hengzhi succumbed: "Okay! One thousand and five! I'll write it!"

Boss Lei waved his hand with a headache: "Roll."

Fang Heng knew "Oh" for a few seconds, snorted coldly, muttered and left.

Mr. Lei was so angry that he blew his beard and stared.

It means that he has a good relationship with this stick, but if he changes his teacher, will he not be scolded to death? !

He didn't turn cold until the office door was closed again.

Looking at the pig's head blankly: "Swearing?"

Xu Wei wanted to bury his head in his chest.

He scolded, and scolded in a very ugly way, which must not be told to Mr. Lei.

Mr. Lei asked: "Being beaten up like this, do you want to find the parents of both parties?"

Xu Wei shook his head quickly: "No, no, no! Minor injuries, they are all minor injuries, so don't tell your parents about the fights between classmates."

Mr. Lei smiled inexplicably.

Xu Wei's face flushed instantly, he was so embarrassed that he didn't know what to say.

"That's fine." Mr. Lei said, "A [-]-word review, and the whole school will circulate a criticism. Do you have any objections?"

Xu Wei immediately clenched his fists.

Fang Hengzhi was dismissed for only [-] yuan, why did he punish him so severely? !

But looking at Boss Lei's black face, he could only nod aggrievedly: "Okay. No problem."

President Lei nodded in satisfaction and let him leave.

Cheng Yi was doing math problems in the classroom. When he saw Fang Hengzhi coming back from a distance, he quickly pulled him over: "What's the matter? What did Boss Lei ask you for?"

"There was a fight." Fang Hengzhi said calmly, "I caught a bastard saying bad things about you, and I beat him up. In the end, I was caught by Mr. Lei again."

"You are really unlucky." Cheng Yi sighed, "You say I don't care, why are you so impulsive?"

Fang Heng was wronged and wronged: "I'm just angry."

"..." Cheng Yi couldn't see him like this the most, and resigned to his fate, he slapped his head twice, "Okay, okay, I don't blame you. What did Mr. Lei say?"

"[-] words of self-criticism." Fang Heng said melancholy, "I've been in high school for three fucking years, and the self-criticism is almost ready to be published."

Cheng Yi suppressed a smile: "Who told you to be unruly, who is to blame?"

"I don't care!" If it's unreasonable, it still depends on Fang Hengzhi, "I'm just angry!"

"Okay, little ancestor, don't be angry, let me write it for you, okay?"

"That's not necessary." Fang Heng buried his head in his arms, his voice muffled, "If you write a review because of that guy, I'll be even angrier!"

Cheng Yi's heart warmed up, but he still said bitterly: "You are really hard to serve."

Fang Hengzhi: "Who said that? It depends on who is right. Even if you give me steamed buns every day, I won't complain!"

Cheng Yi laughed so hard that he almost recited it: "That's not enough to abuse you so much."

"Then I will eat braised pork next week."

"it is good."

Fang Hengzhi was already very proficient in writing self-criticisms, and two days later, he handed in [-] yuan with no more than one word.

He didn't know how Mr. Lei felt after seeing it, but he felt pretty good about himself anyway.

Excellent, it must be a perfect score in the examination room!

As a result, once again, his review was posted on the bulletin board and he was executed publicly.

After school, Fang Hengzhi's face turned livid looking at the crowds of people surrounding the bulletin board.

"Lao Lei doesn't know how to be literary?" He muttered.

Cheng Yi, who was fortunate enough to admire this literary talent up close, said euphemistically, "Maybe."

The two walked slowly on their way home.

"Here." Fang Hengzhi brought a peeled lollipop to his lips.

"Original?" Cheng Yi opened his mouth and held it in his mouth, "It's been a long time since I've eaten albe..."

Before he finished speaking, he stopped in his tracks.

Fang Hengzhi was looking at him originally, but when he saw this, he raised his head and looked forward.

They are blocked.

They didn't know the few people in the lead, but Fang Heng knew the person behind him very well.

He laughed: "Xu Wei?"

Xu Wei trembled, as if he was scared by the last beating, and without looking at him, he said to the people around him, "Brother Zheng, that's him!"

But Brother Zheng didn't even look at Fang Hengzhi.

His eyes fell on Cheng Yi who was beside him.

After a while, he laughed, "Yo, Cheng Yi."

Cheng Yi said Nie Yuan in his heart, and said vaguely with sugar in his mouth: "What a coincidence."

Fang Hengzhi looked at this and then at that, not quite understanding where this is going.

He poked Cheng Yi's shoulder and asked, "Boyfriend, can you give me an explanation?"

"I met an idiot in junior high who was in love with brains and was in the late stage of Secondary School Disease. He liked to ask me for trouble." Cheng Yi summed it up succinctly and clearly, "Is the latter one for you to write a self-criticism?"

Fang Hengzhi gave a "hmm", and squinted his eyes to look at the people in front of him: "I am in a mood today..."

The harsh words were not released successfully.

Because Cheng Yi went straight up and grabbed Xu Wei, then kicked him to the ground.

Fang Hengzhi: "..."

Is it so vicious? !

He took a breath, didn't say anything, and stepped forward two steps, grabbed Brother Zheng by the collar and walked aside.

This time, Brother Zheng's little helpers are not those few non-mainstream, but their strength is not as good as those few non-mainstream.

Cheng Yi didn't want to get too entangled, so he knocked down several people and kicked Xu Wei several times during the process.

What could make Fang Heng know how to write a self-criticism?

The review written is a bit rubbish, but it was written by someone stroke by stroke. Doesn't it take time?

He didn't let this person write a review, this person deserves it? !

Thinking of this, the gas in my stomach became a little more.

He kicked the man in the leg again.

Fang Hengzhi also solved it very quickly, which fully proved what it means to study well is not necessarily a good student.

He stretched, leaned on Cheng Yi's shoulder who was adjusting his cuffs, and said lazily, "Get lost?"

This is a step down.

Brother Zheng refused to accept it, but there was nothing he could do.

When he was fighting with Cheng Yi before, he was run over severely on the ground, but he didn't expect to be beaten by his friend now.

What a fucking shame!

He secretly spat.

Then he stared at Xu Wei fiercely.

It's all this person!If he hadn't tried his best to please himself and beg himself, how could he be ashamed as he is now!

Cheng Yi was not interested in caring what he thought, nor was he interested in worrying about how Xu Wei would be treated.

He just raised his tone impatiently: "Aren't you leaving yet?"

Brother Zheng snorted coldly, dragged Xu Wei who was crying on the ground, and walked away aggressively.

More proud than a victorious rooster.

Cheng Yi sighed: "Why are you so unlucky?"

"Small things are all about saving character for the future." Wannian Mei Wang Fang Hengzhi patted him on the shoulder in a good mood, "Now the little bad luck is accumulated..."

"It's going to be bad luck in the future." Cheng Yi took it smoothly.

"Nonsense!" Fang Hengzhi quickly vetoed it, and after searching around for a long time, he finally found a piece of wood.

He took Cheng Yi's hand and walked to the wooden money, knocked it three times, and muttered: "Bah, bah, what you just said doesn't count, little bad luck accumulates into a big koi!"

Cheng Yi: "... I can't tell, you're quite superstitious."

He rolled his eyes at this man, walked silently to the corner and squatted down.

Fang Hengzhi was taken aback: "What's the matter?"

"Find sticks."

"? Stick?"

"Ang." Cheng Yi pointed to his lips, "Just now, just to put on a show, I bit the lollipop into pieces and threw the stick away."

"?" Fang Heng was startled, "Are you looking for a lollipop stick?"

He was scared to death, he thought this man was carrying a portable retractable self-defense weapon.

"Isn't that so?" Cheng Yi said, "No littering, no superstition, adhere to Marxism, we are all successors of communism."

"Fang Hengzhi, your red spirit needs to be strengthened!"

Fang Hengzhi was dumbfounded.

Why didn't you think of the communist successor when you just fought? !

After a while, he squatted down, hugged his knees and looked for him with his eyes.

Still empty-handed, he gave him a thumbs-up in admiration: "Awesome."

You win, your pattern is opened.

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