Stand Alone's Anti-Green Tea Guide

"I think I can quibble..." Yu Heng tried to struggle.

"Hmm..." Yin Suizhi glanced at him indifferently.

"I was wrong..." Yu Heng admitted his mistake resolutely, and he sighed amusedly.

The case has been solved, the pit of the bad cat is really hard to guard against...

Yu Heng carefully put on socks and a thick coat for the cats, making them into a big ball.

A smile flashed in his eyes, and he asked, "Is it still cold now? Breakfast is ready, and I will serve His Majesty now?"

"...It's not cold anymore. I don't want to go to the restaurant, I want to bask in the sun." Yin Suizhi groaned and stretched out his chubby hand, requesting it as a matter of course.

Yu Heng tidied up his handy chubby hands with a funny face, "Okay, then I'll put the porridge on the table in the garden."

"No porridge, but steamed buns and soy milk." Yin Suizhi applied.

"Okay, all of them."

Yu Heng picked him up in a funny way, and Yin Suizhi took advantage of the situation to find a comfortable position on him, yawned lazily and stopped moving.

……

The chair is a reclining chair, and the sun is warm on the body, and the lazy cat dumpling does not want to turn over after being hugged.

Yu Heng helped to raise the reclining chair a bit, and began reporting the names of the dishes.

"In addition to Xiaolongbao soymilk, there are also some finger cakes and glutinous rice chicken. What would your majesty want to eat?"

"Small steamed buns..."

As soon as Yin Suizhi finished speaking, a pair of slender hands held up a small steamed bun and stuffed it to his mouth.

"Ahh-"

Yin Sui took a bite and narrowed his eyes happily.

"anything else?"

"I want glutinous rice chicken..."

"it is good……"

……

On a winter morning, the sun is just right.

On the green grass with small broken flowers, a beautiful young man is lazily lying on a comfortable recliner, while a tall and handsome man sits at the side and "serves" helplessly and pamperingly.

Beside the reclining chair, a bathed little snow-white Coke was entertaining itself and flapping little butterflies. From time to time, it pawed at the elder brother who was basking in the sun, and poked out a small head from the recliner to arch his elder brother's hand.

"Woooo~"

"Coke is good, go play by yourself..."

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For Jiang Yi, today is another busy day.

business trip... business trip...

He was scrambling to pack things in his chicken coop.

Briefcases, notebooks, file bags...what else...

Wait, why are there documents in the document bag?

Jiang Yi tremblingly opened the folder, and suddenly felt dark.

……

Yin Suizhi was lazily watering the flowers in the garden when a familiar voice suddenly came from the gate——

"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, help the world!"

"What are you doing?" Yin Suizhi turned his head and found that Jiang Yi was running towards him with something.

Jiang Yi held a document and raised his hands high, his eyes were pitiful.

"I forgot to take a document to the bureau for filing yesterday, but I have to go to the next door to save it right now. The people in the company are so busy now that they want to split one person into two. Sister-in-law, help me, if this time If the bonus is deducted, there will really be no more... woo woo woo."

"What good does it do me to help you?" Yin Suizhi raised his eyebrows, put down the water bottle, folded his arms around his chest, and leaned against the fence on one side.

"Uh, I have... have..."

Jiang Yi was stopped by the question, and his mind was turning wildly. Suddenly, he seemed to think of something, and sneaked into Yin Suizhi's ear mysteriously, "I have a photo of the boss in women's clothing..."

Maybe it was because of a guilty conscience, but in the end, the originally low volume gradually turned into a breathy voice.

"...I can help you, give me the photo first." Yin Suishang looked him up and down, and stretched out his hand towards him.

Jiang Yi was stunned for a moment, and said cautiously, "Then... let's discuss it, can we give it when we come back? The photo is at my house now, and it's too late to go back now."

"...It's not impossible." Yin Suizhi didn't make things difficult for him.

"Thank you sister..."

"What about the interest?"

Jiang Yi was about to blow rainbow farts crazily, but was suddenly stopped by Yin Suizhi's words.

"...Sister-in-law, there will be no good end for a wild goose to pluck her hair."

"Oh, don't do it if there is no interest." Yin Suizhi snorted softly, and made a gesture to pick up the kettle again.

Jiang Yi hurriedly stopped him, "Don't be such a big sister, how about adding a picture of the boss? No more."

"Just one?" Yin Suizhi raised his eyebrows.

"There is no stock left, please let me go..." Jiang Yi wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Okay, deal." Yin Suizhi finally let go.

Jiang Yi finally heaved a sigh of relief, he boasted, "Well, thank you sister-in-law, sister-in-law is indeed the smartest and most handsome man in the world."

"I just like the way you tell the truth." Yin Suizhi nodded seriously, not forgetting to remind, "Remember to bring the photos and paintings here earlier."

"I will never forget it, I will never forget it, sister-in-law, go quickly."

Jiang Yi waved to him relaxedly on the surface, but she was crying silently in her heart-this wave was really bleeding.

……

The document process is very simple, but the operation process is very trivial. Yin Suizhi swiped his phone while waiting for the document, and the time passed unconsciously.

By the time he drove back, the sun had already set in the west, wasting the time of daylight, only photos and paintings, Yin Suizhi sighed, feeling a bit at a loss.

……

Halfway through the drive, the newly opened jewelry chain store caught his attention.

The shopping guide stepped forward with a smile, "Sir, do you want to see the cufflinks? This sapphire cuff is the latest model in our store. Would you like to take it out and have a look?"

Yin Suizhi shook his head and asked, "... sapphire? No need, this color is too bright. Do you have black ones?"

"Yes, yes, this obsidian is a classic model in our store. It has been sold in limited quantities and has just been replenished today." The shopping guide lady introduced.

The black gemstones are calm and not dazzling. When placed together with other gemstones, they are hard to ignore, as if they can absorb all the light around them.

It's very similar to Yu Heng...

"That's it, please wrap it up for me."

"Okay sir, do you need delivery?" The shopping guide lady's eyes lit up. In an ordinary afternoon, such a high commission came from the sky.

"No, I'll take it away."

"Okay sir, please wait a moment." The shopping guide quickly settled the bill for him, as if she was afraid that he would run away, "I wish you a happy life, and welcome to visit next time."

"Thank you." Yin Suizhi felt a little funny.

As soon as Yin Sui left, several young shopping guide ladies exchanged excited glances, and started discussing excitedly in a low voice.

"I didn't expect to meet the big boss today. The big boss directly contracted my mortgage for the second half of the year. I love it."

"There are lemons on the lemon tree, and there is only me under the lemon tree."

"Mr. Yin probably bought the cufflinks for Mr. Yu, my God, I love it."

"Two-way love is the most enviable."

……

Yin Suizhi who left the store walked slowly.

It's still early, and the claw machine in the next street seems to have a new doll, so it shouldn't be too late to catch two...

Thinking of this, Yin Suizhi paused and turned from the avenue into an alley.

There are a lot of sundries piled up in the alley, long and thin, and there are no street lights, only a few desolate meows occasionally.

A skinny homeless man followed behind him with gloomy eyes, high cheekbones, and long greasy hair hanging on his face, making it difficult to see his expression clearly.

Yin Suizhi's strange behavior made the homeless a little suspicious, but he followed quickly.

Yin Ran...

Three years have passed.

The young man in front of him is dressed so dazzlingly, he is so noble that he is the focus of attention no matter where he goes, just like now, even if it is just a dark alley, the people in front of him seem to be able to shine, it will not make people feel like falling into the dust, just It will make people feel that this dark alley is not good enough for him.

But what about their family?What kind of life are you living now?He and his son were imprisoned, and his wife was discriminated against. Even if his son is a little white-eyed wolf, it is not up to others to help teach him a lesson.

Hahaha……

Since they don't give their family a way out, let the culprit come down together!

He clenched the gun in his hand, and approached slowly step by step...

The young man seemed unaware that the danger was approaching, and he was still walking slowly.

The homeless man smiled wildly, and slowly raised the gun in his hand.

Jiang Yi, who was secretly following Yin Suizhi, saw this scene, his heart almost stopped beating.

Correct……

That's it……

Let's die together...!

While thinking wildly, the tramp pulled the trigger without hesitation.

"stop!"

Jiang Yi rushed forward and tried to throw the homeless man down, but the gun had already fired.

"boom!"

The smell of gunpowder gradually spread in the narrow alleys.

"Big……"

Jiang Yi suddenly felt that his breathing had stopped.

"Boom!"

Two more shots rang out.

……

The moment the gun rang, Yin Suizhi turned his head slightly, and turned his body to the side as if predicting with precision. The bullet passed by the ends of his hair, and only a few hairs were scorched due to the strong friction.

With a blank expression on his face, he turned around and kicked the gun away from the stunned homeless man, stepped on his right wrist with one foot, and locked his neck tightly with the other, pinning him to the ground.

Then he slowly picked up the gun that bounced back to his side and hit the homeless man's hands and feet without hesitation.

"Ah—" The wailing sounded simultaneously.

……

Yin Suizhi admired his appearance, and then took a closer look at the gun.

"... □□?"

He blew on the muzzle casually and smiled wantonly at the homeless man.

"I like your courage."

……

Looking at the strange scene in front of him, Jiang Yi murmured to finish the words in his mouth.

"...Sister-in-law... are you okay..."

After being stunned for a long time, he rubbed his eyes vigorously with some disbelief.

"Sister-in-law, have you been robbed, robbed?" He started to talk loudly.

"Duoshe?... Do you guess?"

Yin Suizhi put down his gun and smiled at him.

"I, I warn you, get out of my sister-in-law's body!"

"..."

"...Okay, help me to call the police, I don't have a mobile phone with me."

Yin Suizhi shrugged, and casually threw the gun to Jiang Yi.

Jiang Yi hurriedly grabbed it, fearing that it would go off fire, and then his life would be lost inexplicably.

"There are no bullets in it."

Yin Suizhi spread out his palms amusedly, allowing the bullets in his hands to experience free fall.

"Pa-ta-pat--" the crisp voice sounded in the dark alley, it was extremely pleasant.

"Remember to bring the photos and paintings here as soon as possible after you finish the notes."

"I left earlier, see you later."

After Yin Suizhi finished his instructions, Jiang Yi, who had already lost his mind, was taken aback for a while, and Jiang Yi didn't remember until he walked away——

What the hell does this have to do with him? Why should he stay to make notes!

Aba Aba...

He held the gun tremblingly.

Don't ask, if you ask, you're out of your mind.