Sand sculptures are unsalable, help us! [Entertainment]

Before Shen Qian had time to get annoyed, the staff here began to remind him to get ready to go on stage. His anger was stuck in his throat, and he felt that his masculine dignity had been greatly insulted.

Being so close, Fang Yuan must have heard it too. He almost didn't laugh out loud, but in order to take Shen Qian's face into consideration, he pretended he didn't hear anything, "Okay, cheer up!"

The program group this time is very good for them. Originally, the previous episodes were based on three guest groups, and each group could only be divided into three, four, and 10 minutes. It is said that each crew can be allocated more than an hour.

Although Bai Sheng was sleepy, he still loved his job and was dedicated to his job. He tried to open his eyes and said, "Oh."

After recording this, you can have a holiday tomorrow!

It's burning up!

……

Before entering the arena, the four hosts over there were also whispering.

The resident hosts are the standard configuration of two men and two women. Each of them has very old qualifications, but they are still a little confused when they look at the grand occasion below: "?"

It was almost time for the recording, and the audience below had already entered the venue, so looking down from the stage, they were all otters.

Gray, fat hair, otters of various shapes, they are not allowed to bring light sticks when entering the venue, and they don’t hide them, they just bring plush dolls in, it doesn’t take up much space, and each person puts one next to their buttocks, and they don’t hide it. Noisy, but it created a feeling of "silence is better than sound at this time".

"..." The first male host couldn't help complaining, "Suddenly this venue feels crowded."

"I thought it would be like other crews in the past, with clear divisions and different colors..." Another host also felt very strange, "These are all CP fans? Have you seen that banner? "

Everyone's eyes followed.

It said, [I will always like Tuoba Jun——Shen Dai's actor].

Hosts: "..."

Sometimes, you really can't understand whether they are fans or black. The program team did a search before, and the keywords and interaction volume of Shen Dui were twice that of Shen Qian. You don't know why.

The audience below became more nervous and couldn't help whispering:

"It's the first time I've seen a living..."

"I can't wait to see my aunt's interaction. My eyes won't leave them all night, and I won't let go of any clues!"

"Didn't someone send a gossip when we first entered the venue, telling us to lower our expectations... It seems that we got the news that the previous business videos were cut a lot, and the content that was broadcast was all good-looking content. In fact, the relationship between two people is just one or so.”

"Ah? Impossible? But the last time I helped Bai Sheng clarify! The online live broadcast and the two seem to be very familiar."

"Stupid, if the show is still on the air, it must look like a good relationship! Although I am also addicted, we should not be too sincere. After all, the way two people get along is probably different from that in front of the stage..."

Although the little fans are saying "Don't expect too much", "CP fans are the most stupid", "Oh, I don't know if it's fake", but in fact, they still can't help but give The two make up for it. The tickets for "Laughing Often" are selected by lottery, and they can be drawn, and their shoulders are more or less carrying the burden given by their friends——

Hurry up and find out if aunt is real!

While talking, the recording finally started, and everyone cut off the chat instantly and cheered loudly.

When Bai Sheng and Shen Qian came out, they were greeted with screams.

Shen Qian's side is good, there are many substitutes, and Bai Sheng's side has everything. He thought he had seen too much and had desensitized to the name Bai Jiang, but when he heard everyone shouting in unison, he still couldn't bear it. I couldn't help digging through the stage with my toes.

This feeling is like being punched in the face... But Bai Sheng thought stubbornly, he would rather be punched than be so embarrassed!

Shen Qian has already taken it for granted, except that he choked up a bit when he saw the hand sign, his demeanor was as usual, and he even waved to the audience, full of the demeanor of an actor.

That's when he could look like an actor.

After all, this is an old-fashioned show, and everyone is familiar with the project. The two chatted awkwardly with the host, and by the way, they promoted a wave of the show, and then started playing "I guess what you draw."

Unexpectedly, Bai Sheng quickly understood the movements drawn by Shen Qian, and his vocabulary was also very large. The two won the first place with almost no suspense.

The little fans below started chatting instantly:

"It's a tacit understanding!"

"What kind of heart-to-heart bond is this? You understand me!"

"When Shen Qian made gestures in front of Mr. Bai, he really didn't have any burden of being an idol~"

For some small fans, looking at each other is to express affection, and not to look at each other is to avoid suspicion; standing together is a couple's post, not standing together is to avoid suspicion; everyone understands that talking intimately is an old couple, and speaking politely is No matter what the partners are, the two must have talked about it anyway. In short, no matter what, they can get something to eat from it.

They looked at Shen Qian and Bai Sheng's tolerant and smiling demeanor, wishing the groundhog could scream in their hearts.

Ah ah ah ah ah! !

Obviously it is true! !It's the domineering black-bellied movie king x the tsundere little otter! !Although this attribute is a bit old-fashioned, but it can last for a long time, it shows that it is really good——

At this time, they didn't realize that things were about to start to go wrong.

It was too challenging for the two of them to win, and the host team started to organize and asked the two to switch positions.

Compared with Bai Sheng's sensitivity to words, Shen Qian was much worse. When he uttered the fifth sentence "Pass", Bai Sheng's face slowly changed.

How should I describe it? From >v<, it gradually evolved into >-<. Shen Qian has every reason to suspect that if he doesn't answer correctly, the person opposite will become >^<.

And at that time, something will happen to him.

Shen Qian: "..."

After nearly two-thirds of the time passed, Shen Qian only got two answers right, but it was a little better than he expected because he asked, "Don't you know this?"

Shen Qian: "No, I don't know."

Bai Sheng: "Why not?"

Shen Qian knelt at the speed of light: "It's my problem."

Bai Sheng just smiled sweetly, "Can you be more confident, Mr. Shen?"

Shen Qian: "........."

You won't even call me a substitute.

A bean-sized bead of sweat slowly slid down his face.

The child was terrified.

The little fans were confused: "?"

Fa, what happened!

The next project was safe and sound, playing Werewolf Killing and who is the undercover agent. Bo Sheng and Shen Qian were caught in the middle of a group of people, standing close to each other, like two quiet figures standing upright.

Bai Sheng didn't want to move, Shen Qian didn't dare to move.

In the second half of the show, the two crews came up together, and Liang Junyi's purple hair was very conspicuous in the crowd.

"I who slapped my face in the infinite game became a fake young master of the heartthrob Bai Yueguang", as the name suggests, this is a copyright bought in Lujiang, after a blind modification by an amateur screenwriter, it made the already unremarkable plot even worse. The investment of the entire crew was basically on how to market and how to make the two male protagonists sell badly. As soon as Liang Junyi and another male protagonist came up, the style of painting began to become very different.

Comparing Bai Sheng and Shen Qian, both of them can be said to be very sweet, with inadvertent eye contact, careless finger touch, two people standing together can not help but lean towards each other's body, and saying a sentence to hide a sentence Sticky and ambiguous style.

Although it looks a lot like industrial saccharin, the little fans underneath are still a little sour in their hearts.

Their CPs all looked at each other...

Other people's CPs are holding hands...

As for Bai Sheng and Shen Qian, they were still standing as two handsome, life-size background cards, and they thought they were two still JPGs when they didn't pay attention to them.

Want to get off work written all over his face.

But when things happened to Bai Sheng, there were always twists and turns—then the two crews went on stage at the same time, and the painting styles of the two parties were too different.

Host: "If you and the other person looked at each other for ten seconds, what would you say?"

Liang Junyi blushed slightly: "If you keep looking at me like this, I will feel shy..."

Liang Junyi's rotten target smiled charmingly, "Really? But I just want to watch you, what should I do?"

Bo Sheng: "Is there something wrong?"

Shen Qian: "Did I do something wrong again..."

Everyone: "?"

Host: "If the opponent's foot is injured and you need to carry it, what would you do?"

Liang Junyi pointed at him, "Brother Ke is a whole circle bigger than me... It's not that I don't want to, I may not be able to..."

Liang Junyi's rotten target touched his chin, "I can lift you up, so you can't memorize it?"

Bai Sheng: "No."

Shen Qian: "I didn't hurt my foot, so I didn't lose my back."

Everyone: "??"

Host: "If one day the other party sends a message to ask, only tonight is very sad, I hope you will accompany him immediately, what will you do?"

Liang Junyi coughed: "Accompaniment is... what kind of accompaniment?"

Liang Junyi's corrupt target: "Haha, the host is really bad!"

Bai Sheng: "."

Shen Qian: "There shouldn't be such a situation..."

Basically, Bai Sheng would not be unhappy enough to ask for company at night, but those who were hit by him would basically be able to eo for a month.

Everyone: "???"

The expressions of the little fans gradually became dazed.

What about Domineering Movie King X Tsundere Petite and Cute?What about the dive control?The promised little otter likes to act like a baby?Why do you always feel a little weird?It's not the same as what you said!

...And, in such an intuitive comparison, the couple next door is a bit deliberate.No, it’s okay to say that it’s deliberate. To put it bluntly, it’s the level where I feel like I’m suddenly floating in an oil barrel...

Liang Junyi felt that the audience's gaze gradually became subtle, and couldn't help but change his expression, but he still bit his lip and said nothing.

He still has a back hand.

He can always get the source of information that others can't get, and grasp the pain points of others-this is the reason why he has been winning in the circle for so many years.

But what happened next brought the confusion on the scene to a peak.

The program team understood those routines at a glance, and let the two sides confront each other. Among them, Bai Sheng was carried by Shen Qian, and Liang Junyi was carried by his rotten object, and then the two on the back were the main attackers to compete for a high-end man who looked very high-end. props.

It seems that the rules are very complicated, but in fact it is to find an opportunity for the two teams to have a reasonable physical contact.

Sure enough, here, Liang Junyi was picked up by his partner, his face was slightly red, and he couldn't help covering his face. When the other party's thick wrist clasped the crook of his leg, he couldn't help turning his head in embarrassment, and whispered: " His palms are so hot..."

audience:"…………"

Why does it feel like a layer of lard is instantly smeared on the face.

Look over there again—huh? ?

In the few moments when they turned their heads, Bai Sheng and Shen Qian had already assembled it—yes, that’s right, the word assembly was used. Bai Sheng sat on Shen Qian’s back arrogantly, and his hands were very skillful. He controlled the direction, as if he was not riding a submersible, but a familiar vehicle.

audience:"?"

ha? ?Why are you so proficient! !

What happened next was recorded in the annals of history by the aunts.

They knew that Bai Sheng was competitive, but they never knew that he could be so competitive. Before, he was so sleepy that he wanted to catapult off work immediately, but now he was full of energy, dancing his youth on Shen Qian's back!

Compared with the awkward and dawdling side, this side is easy and natural visible to the naked eye, the movement is unimpeded, and the six flies up. When the atmosphere of the scene reaches its highest point, Bo Sheng shouts "drive—" and then a Thomas Full rotation and vigorously go up.

The effect was immediate, the props were obtained, and Shen Qian's face turned green.

Just, almost passed.

The hosts looked dumbfounded, but no one stepped forward to stop them: "..."

The audience was stunned: "..."

That's right, Mr. Ba's little wife.

That's right, treat each other like a guest.

Shen Qian, your face is purple and you still can't bear to tell him to stop! !Just get used to him! !

The girl who said before entering the stage that "the way the two get along is probably different from the one in front of the stage" trembled slightly while holding the phone.

She is a first-line fan who was lucky enough to get a ticket. In order to meet the expectations of her colleagues, she risked her life to smuggle her mobile phone in. When she opened the screen at this moment, the screen was full of urgent questions from her aunts:

"How?" "Is it real or fake?" "Can I have a drink?" "Are there many interactions???"

Trembling, she typed this line with her fingers:

"It can't be said to be true, but it can't be said to be false either. The true is not so true, but the false is not so false..."

With a whistle, the hosts announced the end of the game!

The girl put the mobile phone into her pocket, and watched Bai Sheng pat Shen Qian's head in admiration with a blank face. Shen Qian suddenly smiled, she thought coldly in her heart.

shit.

Take a good bite.

The filming on this side has entered a break, and there are inexplicable waves on the Internet over there.

First, someone posted an article on a forum with a lot of traffic to denounce a certain popular CP, saying that the two parties fake business for money, so fake that they can no longer fake it. The two parties are clearly in the same city, but they have never visited each other during their breaks, including The same-frame candy and interactive candy that those fans ate were all fake, whoever believed it was a fool.

This is comparable to a transparent mosaic, not to mention fans, passers-by can tell who he is implying at a glance, and the aunts refute from below, and the host starts throwing evidence one by one.

The evidence that the two did not speak in private, the evidence that Bai Sheng had no job at all and no one to hang out with for a few days, one by one, the evidence that was vague and speculative was put on the table. The inexplicable true and false information came, and now the fans were stunned.

Is it true or not?

Is it all business?Are you posing for a photo?Do these two people really have no friendship at all?

Just when the public opinion was about to snowball, the official blog of "Laughing Often" finally released a picture of the recording.

This is the routine of the program group, to capture the most topical picture in the material to whet the appetite of fans, and the copywriting this time is even more imaginative.

【"world masterpiece".Leading Starring: Bai Sheng, Shen Qian]

Everyone immediately thought of the content inside.

Mostly it was a beautiful picture of the two standing together and being captured, hehehe, my aunt, the program team is really good at it!

But when they opened the picture, they all fell silent——

In the picture, Bai Sheng is cutely bulging his cheeks and trying to reach the shiny prop on Shen Qian's back, but Shen Qian, poor Shen Qian, he has persisted underneath to the point of being inhuman! !

Just when the aunts were about to spit out, they found that the program group thoughtfully attached the name of the world famous painting in the comment area:

"Scream".

Fans: "........."

Nima.

"I really beg you not to eat oily wheat again... I'm here to eat CP, I beg you..."

"Prohibition of realism in the program group"

"Hey, why are you always doing this to Taitai? Hey, hey, won't your hearts hurt?"

"It's not a good fucking relationship, I will be angry if my father rides me like this!"

"The case has been solved, Bai Sheng is Shen Qian's unrelated biological father"

……

On the other side, Wen's family.

Wen Xiao was cooking seaweed and egg drop soup on his own, when he suddenly heard a breathy voice from the sofa: "Hey!"

Wen Xiao: "?"

The voice was very small, but it was so obvious in this silent room. He turned his head suddenly, but only saw Wen He sitting there, facing the computer with a paralyzed face to deal with official business.

what sound...

Wen Xiao turned his head in bewilderment, at this moment, another sound came from behind his head.

"laugh!"

Wen Xiao: "???"

His not very bright head finally got smart for a while, and he didn't turn his head immediately, but waited for a while, and then took advantage of the other party's relaxation of vigilance, and suddenly looked back——

On the page that Wen He has not had time to close, Shen Qian's sad photo that looks like "Scream" is so clear and ironic at this moment.

Wen Xiao: "..."

Brother, do you have nothing to do to appreciate famous paintings?

"Brother," Wen Xiao scratched his head, "what are you laughing at?"

Wen He pressed the screen expressionlessly, "I didn't."

"You have, I heard it all." Wen Xiao's words were conclusive, and he couldn't help but start to smile: "Brother, what happy news can you share with me? The [-] million project was negotiated? Or did you win the land? It's a great happy event—Bo Sheng was bullied again?"

Wen He: "."

Wen Xiao: "Brother, tell me quickly, why are you so happy?"

Wen He: "Take care of yourself."

Wen Xiao: "?"

what? ? ?what? ? ?

My brother can't even ask this question, can he? ?