Sand sculptures are unsalable, help us! [Entertainment]

In fact, for a straight-blooded, straight man like Bo Yu, his method of identifying gay is quite simple and rude.

That is, the one who is tall and demon-like is definitely gay, the one who is white and tender is definitely gay, the one who speaks softly is probably gay, and the one who likes to be by his side is even more gay.

So when Liang Junyi sent him the selfie with the letter, Bo Yu was really angry.

This man is still wearing makeup?Still wearing eyeshadow?Also draw eyeliner!Speaking with a tilde? ?

This is not what it is to ask for marriage!Rounding is to harass!

He was so depressed that he couldn't get over it, he scolded him severely and blackmailed him, and his face is still blue to this day.

Bo Yu's manager came back after being exhausted for a long time, and found that his artist looked even more exhausted than himself, and was immediately confused: "What are you worrying about?"

Of course, Bo Yu looked angry: "Homosexuals are harassing me again!"

broker:"…………"

Ugh.

Hard to top.

Others don't know, but she still knows that when Bo Yu debuted as a sports student, before his debut and at the beginning of his debut, the disgusting thing about any social platform is that some people can locate his specific dormitory through the location outside his window, and save him in the middle of the night Half a basin of panties and socks were stolen.

So, I can imagine what to do with it, but it's better not to imagine, after half a month, Bo Yu still saw the original flavor sold under his banner on the second-hand platform, and he was almost nauseated at that time.

If you steal it, you steal it, and why not recycle it? !

When the agent first took over his Weibo, the private messages in it all smelled bad.

To describe it in one sentence, I feel that I will get a serious STD just by looking at it.

Since then, Bo Yu has been almost frightened towards homosexuality. The company has tried many psychological counseling sessions, but nothing can be done. As a result, he was severely beaten by the society when he went to film a variety show this time—he met Bai Sheng.

"You were slapped on the cover last time, you know that, right?" The agent sighed and sat next to him, "I really chose the wrong love story this time, and you were asked to go to the end. Feathers, fans didn't suck, they all regarded you as a comedian."

It's easy for comedians to get out of the circle, but it's easy to fall out of style. If it's an ordinary artist, it's okay, but he's an idol with a lot of girlfriend fans, absolutely not.

Bo Yu still didn't care much about it, "Just drop it, I don't care much about taking pictures."

Anyway, Bo Sheng has only photographed with Shen Qian.

Besides, he didn't want to shoot with Bai Sheng either.

Seeing him like this, the manager didn't want to say anything anymore. Thinking of what Bo Yu said just now, he became curious again, "Who did you say harassed you just now?"

"What is that Liang Junyi's name?" Bo Yu said, "I don't know where I got my contact information, and they said that Bai Sheng asked him to add... How could Bai Sheng ask him to add me?"

The agent thought about it for a while, and said silently: "Actually, it's not impossible..."

"?" Bo Yu didn't seem to feel ashamed at all: "That Bai Sheng blocked me!"

Agent: "You think he's gay again?"

Bo Yu: "Otherwise."

Broker: "What about the evidence?"

"Do you still need evidence?" Bo Yu could easily list two big baskets for her, "He puts on makeup, takes selfies instead of looking up, speaks in a strange tone, and..."

The agent suddenly interrupted him: "Did he admit it?"

Bo Yu: "He's admitted it!"

Agent: "Then Bai Sheng has come out a long time ago."

Bo Yu: "..."

He and his manager looked at each other for a while, and finally bit the bullet, poked his neck, and said confidently: "That Baisheng is different."

broker:"?"

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Bo Yu felt guilty suddenly, but he would never admit it, "Am I wrong?"

The manager paused, pursed his lips, seemed to be considering whether he should say it or not, and finally held his forehead and said honestly: "Don't you think that what you said just now is really gay?"

Bo Yu exploded in an instant, what nonsense was this man talking about: "?! What nonsense are you talking about! What words?"

The agent vividly imitated his expression just now, "'That Bai Sheng is different—'How is Bai Sheng different?"

Bo Yu: "What do you know?"

Manager: "Okay, okay, you are the straightest straight man in the world, okay?"

Bo Yu: "..."

He was so blocked that he had nothing to say, he watched angrily as his manager drew something on the small table, and finally couldn't help it, he raised his straight man's chin noblely: "What are you doing?"

"Here." The agent threw him a small piece of paper with the official seal of the studio on it, and in black and white it said "Identified as GAY by Bo Yu", "Take it for a copy, and give it to anyone who thinks anyone is suspicious." Issue this certificate."

Bo Yu: "? I'm not going to..."

Agent: "Don't forget to award yourself one first."

Bo Yu: "I didn't..."

Agent: "Don't bother Baisheng for the next episode of the romance series, you know? People don't want to bully you, so you still have to join in."

Bo Yu: "When..."

Agent: "That's it, you can play slowly."

Bo Yu: "..."

He looked at the back of his manager leaving mercilessly with shame and indignation, felt a burst of anger rushing up from his dantian, and couldn't help it immediately, and pulled back Liang Junyi who was on the blacklist.

The other party sent a message in an instant:

[Xiao Liang wants to work hard to become stronger]: Teacher Bo Yu, did you really misunderstand before?I just said that I was recommended by Teacher Baisheng, haha, but it’s okay, this is just a small episode, don’t worry too much, now we can get to know QAQ again

Enclosed is my second stunning selfie.

Bo Yu took a deep breath, and began to output violently like a storm:

[Bo Yu]: A scheming gay man! ! !Stay away from me ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

After speaking, block 886.

On the other side, Liang Junyi, who was taking a shower with nothing to spare, hurriedly responded to the message, his face was numb: "..."

You fucking.

is not it.

Something's wrong? ! !

After a long and busy period, Bai Sheng was finally able to save his life, and he could relax for a while and record the romance.

Yes, that's right, after these few episodes of recording, he concluded a conclusion, that is:

Going to work = going to jail, recording love = vacation.

Fang Yuan watched him sleep in the dark as soon as he got into the car: "..."

A few days ago, "Laughing Often Open" was broadcast, and now there are related topics about Shen Qian and Bai Sheng everywhere. The acceptance of CP fans is somewhat strange. They changed their offensive overnight and began to dance quickly like no one else. stand up:

"Yes, Otter and I do have a big horse"

"Why are you so proficient in riding? In private, I must... God, I can't even think about it. When I think of this kind of thing happening, I'm sweating and my whole body is cold. I really can't think about it."

"I'm really hard to say about some aunts, put on some pants, and be careful of being blackmailed by Bai Jiang's anti-black station."

"The case has been solved, Bo-chan doesn't seem to have an anti-crime station"

"Found it! The biggest sunspot is here, everyone immediately report it with [-] cards, and you must remember to block it first @柏生全球投力会"

"Little Otter is out.jpg, arrest all of you! Die, die!"

But the most embarrassing thing for Fang Yuan was that time, when he came to Bai Sheng's house to deliver a script to Bai Sheng, the result happened to bump into the four members of the family sitting on the sofa, watching Bai Sheng ride a dive together.

drive drive drive.

Fangyuan: "..."

Perhaps this kind of art is a bit too advanced for Bai's father, so that Fang Yuan can clearly see the arched arc of the front of his cotton slippers--the wooden floor is almost scratched by such forceful force.

Mother Bai usually looked like a soft and weak little white flower, but now she smiled happily and applauded: "Good! Good! A hero among the otters!"

Fang Yuan suddenly realized that Bai Sheng's inheritance of the little devil's gene should not be groundless.

Bo Ran is already used to it: "You usually take it easy."

Be careful one day you will really mess with people.

Father Bai trembled, and finally came to his senses: "You, you usually treat your colleagues like this?"

Bai Sheng was originally well-rounded by his mother, and his body and mind were at ease, but his father pointed him out like this, it was very inexplicable, "Dad, this is a game!"

That's the rule!

"Can you think about other people?" Father Bai's trembling look is very similar to Shen Qian who was in "Scream" at that time, "Her face is purple!"

"I'm on the back," Bai Sheng was still talking back, "then I can't see his face."

Father Bai was furious: "Do you think you weigh? Are you our Samoyed?"

The butler said quietly from behind: "Samoyeds don't like to ride people either."

Bai Sheng was so annoyed: "How would I know if he didn't tell me?"

Mother Bai hurriedly defended: "That's right...our Xiaobao just wants to win the game, what's wrong?"

Father Bai almost went over on the spot: "Just pet him!!"

She was obviously a kind-hearted little baby before, how could she be polluted by the big dye vat of the entertainment circle after going out for a trip?He really can't be sad anymore...

Fang Yuan held the script in his hand and felt like he had watched a drama in just 5 minutes.

Recently, with the ending effect of "The Tragedy of the River and Mountain", the script handed over to Bai Sheng flew over like snowflakes, but they took a look and found that the limitations of the characters were relatively high.

It seems that part of the reason why Bai Sheng's performance is good this time is because of "acting in his true colors", so most of the roles handed over to him are the following types, kind-hearted, innocent and open-minded but ill-fated young master, prince, prince... …

Not even modern dramas, all ancient dramas.

In fact, Fang Yuan selfishly did not want Bai Sheng to take on the role of the same play again, and Bai Sheng probably had the same idea with him, so he never had any intention of continuing to understand any script.

This time back to the filming location of the "Let's Date 2" program group, all the staff looked at Bai Sheng with subtle eyes.

It's not maliciously subtle, just a little teasing.

After all, auntie CP is doing very well recently, and their memes can be seen everywhere. It is somewhat inappropriate for Bai Sheng to come to Lian Zong now.

Fang Yuan dragged Bai Sheng into the room, the man was holding his mobile phone motionless, as if he was chatting with someone.

Suddenly Fangyuan's radar sounded.

Wen He is still on a business trip for the past few days, and the flight will arrive tomorrow, so he is not at the scene.

"Who are you chatting with?" He asked casually, "Smile so happily?"

Bai Sheng didn't fall for it: "I obviously didn't smile just now."

"?" Fang Yuan: "Is the focus of my question on the second half of the sentence? Don't automatically ignore it for me, okay—"

Bai Sheng pressed the screen, proudly: "That's privacy."

He added Wen He's WeChat before, thinking that the two of them were just adding each other for business, but Wen He sent him a punctual greeting at six o'clock the next morning:

[Smell]: Good morning.Today's temperature is 8~17°C, remember to add clothes.

Bai Sheng half dreamed and half awake thought he had an extra Siri in his phone: "..."

What is this doing?weather forecast?

It was a holiday, and he fell asleep as soon as he put his mobile phone on. He woke up and went to play with the dog on the lawn. After a whole day of madness, at eleven o'clock in the evening, he received another greeting:

[Wen]: It's late at night, good night, sweet dreams. [cloud]

Bai Sheng: "???"

He stared at the two polite messages sent at [6:00] and [23:00] respectively, feeling a little confused:

【Bai Sheng】: What is this?You don't send in groups, do you?

The other side seems to have been squatting and guarding his reply, replying almost in seconds:

[Wen]: No.

[smell]: [smile]

God, just a classic expression that can no longer be classic, Bai Sheng felt a sense of age that does not belong to a surfer, and he was quite stressed:

[Bai Sheng]: You don't have to send me these, what a bother, adding WeChat and there is no requirement to chat

[Smell]: No trouble.

[Wen]: I added WeChat to chat? [question mark]

For some reason, Bai Sheng looked at the default WeChat emoji at the end of his words, Soybean question mark.jpg, Wen He's confused poker face slowly appeared in his mind, and he almost laughed out loud.

Bai Sheng touched his chin, then solemnly picked out a set of emojis and sent them to him:

[Bai Sheng]: I think you are suitable for using this emoticon pack. [Picture set of big white goose quacking]

[Baisheng]: Have you downloaded it?

After a while, Wen He, who was not proficient in business over there, finally replied:

[Wen]: The download is over, it's a bit slow, sorry.

[Wen]: [The big white goose pacing anxiously.gif]

[Wen]: When you didn't reply to my message, I was like it.

Bai Sheng looked at the big white goose with a spinning top that was spinning around clumsily on the screen, and was really amused: "Goose goose goose!"

Fang Yuan was at the side, her blushing face collapsed: "........."

He has a bit of a premonition, he is now like a single mother who suspects that her child is secretly dating someone else online.

The young master hasn't smiled so happily for a long time.jpg.

housekeeper!Erya!where are you!He is so scared!Save the children! !

the other side.

White Gloves has endured him for a long time, "Boss, is this note..."

"?" Wen He looked at him expressionlessly, a little confused: "Didn't you say that you asked me to change it to a special note for fear of bad influence?"

White Gloves does think so.

No matter how much Bai Sheng is a public figure, no matter how Wen He is a bully, if the two are found to have a relationship, it is inevitable that some people will like to diverge, and maybe it will be bloody again.

It also damages the image of the artist and the image of the company.

So he suggested to the boss not to use the original name for the note.

White gloves:"………………"

"It's too much, Boss." He looked at the [A[Love][Garland]☆☆[Rose][Sweet Kiss]☆[Cute][Cute][Little Otter eoji]] that kept popping up on the meeting projection screen. When the incoming message pops up, try to calm yourself down: "Do you know what it means to hide your ears and steal your bell?"

There is also sei called Little Otter in this house? !

Wen He: "..."

He looked at the subordinates who were holding back until their expressions went blank. He seemed to have finally realized that something was wrong. He took the phone back and meditated for a full 3 minutes.

Then I chose for a long time, and with sharp courage, I reluctantly deleted the [Sweet Kiss] in [A[Love][Garland]☆☆[Rose][Sweet Kiss]☆[Cute][Cute][Little Otter eoji]] Lost.

Wen He said with a paralyzed face: "This is not too much."

White gloves:"?"

Others are stupid.

You fucking—how the brain circuit is formed, he really wants to know! !