fake love [entertainment]
Chapter 33 Rereading
When Yunchu woke up, the first thing he saw was Zhou Zhitao.
She was so frightened that her heart was so tight that she almost passed over, covered Zhou Zhitao's forehead with her palm and pushed it back, angrily: "You are squatting on my bed so early in the morning and looking at me like this, don't tell me you are bent! "
Zhou Zhitao sat on the ground, with a wretched smile on his lips: "I won't tell who is bent like a mosquito coil."
Yunchu woke up from a hangover and felt a little dizzy. She closed her eyes and lay down for a while, not forgetting to reply to Zhou Zhitao: "Go ahead. It's me! I last night—"
Scenes from last night flashed through my mind quickly.
They are all fragments, such as the singing in the bar, the smell on Jian You's scarf, Jian You's occasional response to her voice on the way back, or——
"Damn it!" Yun Chu sat up from the bed.
Zhou Zhitao gossips: "What's the matter?"
Yunchu: "I%...#*@#!"
Zhou Zhitao: "Don't automatically garble characters at critical moments!"
Yun Chu stared blankly at the front, his eyes moved slightly, and looked at Zhou Zhitao, she said, "I took off all my clothes in front of Teacher Jian."
Zhou Zhitao was not surprised: "It's not the first time."
Yunchu: "..."
Zhou Zhitao: "Continue to remember."
Yun Chu covered his face: "Isn't this hot enough? She likes girls, and I like girls too. I stripped naked in front of her and she didn't do anything to me. I %...@ *#¥!"
Zhou Zhitao: "What's wrong?"
Yun Chu raised his head and said in a daze, "I seem to have kissed Teacher Jian."
Zhou Zhitao: "!!!"
She stepped forward and lay down on the edge of the bed, her eyes sparkling: "How did you kiss? Did you stick out your tongue? Did she kiss you? Are you on fire!"
……Can not remember.
I only remember that when she kissed her, Jian You's body froze, she slid up and down on her shoulders, pinched her waist, exerted all her strength, it hurt so much.
"And then what?"
"……I am asleep."
"You—!" Zhou Zhitao hammered the bed with hatred, "However, as I said, something was wrong when Jian You went downstairs. It seems that she really minds you kissing her."
"Don't hurt me." Yun Chu lay back and covered herself with the quilt. After being bored for a while, she lifted the quilt abruptly and asked, "What's wrong, tell me more about it."
Zhou Zhitao recalled: "Yesterday you pestered her to take you upstairs and even cried."
"I'm still crying?" Yun Chu scratched his toes in embarrassment: "What are you doing? Can't you take over the responsibility of taking care of me from her?"
"I really want to!" Zhou Zhitao was also angry: "Is Jian You interested in you or not? When she found me at your house, her face stinks, as if you hid a woman at home. Jealous, yes Are you jealous?"
"Is your CP in the head? Keep talking!"
"Then she took you upstairs, and it took about half an hour to come down. I was worried about you so I didn't sleep. When she came down, I pretended to go to the bathroom and bumped into her. I said 'she Asleep?" Jian You glanced at me, hummed, and said, "Prepare milk for her tomorrow morning." I said yes, and I will trouble you, Director Jian."
"and then?"
Then, Jian You said, "No trouble. Remember to prepare milk."
Zhou Zhitao said, "Okay."
Jian You: "Milk can protect the stomach, so warm it up."
Zhou Zhitao: "Okay!"
Jian You: "It must be pure milk."
Zhou Zhitao: "...Okay."
She asked Yunchu: "Is your director Jian a repeater? Can I forget to prepare milk? It must be pure milk, don't I know? Why don't you talk?"
Yun Chu blushed: "Then Teacher Jian cares about me."
Zhou Zhitao: "...can you be a little bit promising!"
Yun Chu fell on the bed and kicked his legs straight, then jumped to the side of the bed and met Zhou Zhitao's eyes, his eyes sparkling: "When will you move out, don't let Teacher Jian misunderstand."
Zhou Zhitao gritted his teeth and pinched Yunchu's neck: "Believe it or not, I'll pour out your milk right away?"
Smelly couple!
Beishi International Airport.
Jian You, who just got off the plane, sneezed hard.
She glanced at the sky and thought, it's going to snow again.
With the broadcast of "My First Met You", the character played by Yunchu appeared in the memory of the protagonist from time to time as a white moonlight. Mangzhu Entertainment also worked hard, and found someone to make a plot-oriented CP edit, which appeared overnight. After [-] turns, Yunchu's acting skills were once again recognized, and he gained a small wave of fans.
Since she returned to Yunzhou City, she hasn't posted much on Weibo, and her new fans are not lonely. No matter who made her talk a lot in the past, she is now taking the time to enjoy the fun of archaeology.
@云初: One day I will live a life with cats and dogs [Struggle] Raise a Bianmu and let it take care of me and the kitty [Struggle] [Struggle]
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha laughed】
[The female goose is so interesting! 】
【I remember Jane Daoer's house has cats and dogs】
[Xiao Yunchu can check in directly with her bag]
【Naturally a pair who dies (meaning dies me)
@云初: Going to see a drama today!The classic drama "Spring is Gone" is so beautiful!Ding Linping's acting skills are so good, I cried to death QAQ [attached a still photo]
[My grass is the same field!My wife and I really have a fate! 】
[Why don't you post a selfie, bad review! 】
[Wife can go to the drama together next time? 】
@云初: Xiaoxiao played a guest role today, and challenged a different character design, you can look forward to it [attached a random photo of the set]
【looking forward to! 】
[? ? ?This scene looks familiar]
[Is it a family growth TV series filmed by Jian You? ? ?I seem to have seen this scene in the vlog of the male lead studio! 】
【I picked it up】
【Delicious rice, it turns out that we have cooperated with Simplified Multiplication early on [Star Eyes]】
【Did me die! 】
As for the draft about Jian You going home with a woman suspected of being Yunchu at the entrance of the bar, after a night of fermenting, netizens completely believed that it was Yunchu, and the topic of giving away for nothing was not for nothing. " released the lead film and officially announced the broadcast date.
The pilot film is a one-person interview with six guests, asking some innocuous questions, mainly to let the audience recognize their faces.
[Jian You said that the ideal type is sunny and cute, don't be too obvious, I said]
[Yunchu's ideal type: There is no ideal type, what I like is my ideal type.Doesn't this mean that there is someone you like?There is only one answer for someone who likes to participate in the romance show. 】
[The person she likes is in the romance! 】
【Who, I won't say】
[Some CP fans are so pitiful, they start picking up trash before the show airs, so pity. 】
[There is a press conference for Christmas!I rushed first! 】
[Hand down, Yun Chu and Jian You have a date for Christmas, and they will live broadcast the whole process for us [Gluttony]]
[Pass it on, the first meeting of adding simplified multiplication will be officially announced at Christmas]
【Pass it on, let's spend a good night together at the beginning of Christmas】
【Pass it down, add, simplify and multiply at the beginning】
……
In fact, according to netizens, Jia Jian Cheng Chu, who has obtained a marriage certificate, has not been in touch for three days.
A ski resort.
"Okay! Teacher Yun!"
As soon as the photographer's words fell, Yun Chu immediately jumped aside, and the assistant Chen Jing assigned to her quickly put the down jacket on her body, and only after she put it on did she slowly receive the news around her.
"The last set of pictures is finished, we can call it a day! Teacher Yun has worked hard."
"Thanks for your hard work." Yunchu also bowed to the staff, and walked tremblingly into the room, his mouth was purple from the cold, and murmured brokenly: "I'm freezing to death, I'm freezing to death."
This is a photo shoot for a magazine that Chen Jing picked up for her. She said that it is the leading fashion magazine in China, and the editor-in-chief really likes her aura, so she asked to shoot for the cover.
Just shoot, just shoot in a studio, she has to be on location, although she is wearing a coat and a turtleneck sweater, but it has just snowed here, and it is the coldest time when the snow melts, so she has to pretend to be very cold in front of the camera. Enjoying a very happy appearance, after taking a set of pictures, the whole person is sublimated.
The assistant handed her a cup of hot coffee: "Mr. Yun, do you want to play at the ski resort for a while or go back to the hotel?"
The assistant just graduated from university, and it was the youngest time. Although Yunchu told her to relax and not treat her like a big star, she was still careful not to let go.
Yunchu made a decisive decision: "Go back to the hotel!"
Now she just wants to go back to the warm room, order a bunch of takeaways, take a bath, and have a good sleep. It is much more comfortable than skiing in a heavy ski suit in the freezing weather.
Just as he was thinking, someone walked past the glass door from the corner of his eye.
The person was wearing a light pink down jacket, a scarf of the same color rolled up, and a light-colored beret buttoned on the back of her head. She helped the old man walk slowly on the snow, and she didn't know what to say, and a faint smile appeared on the corner of her mouth. laugh.
Yunchu: "!!!"
Isn't this the same as Jian You who was written into fanfiction by CP fans on the Internet with her and did it a hundred and eighty times? !
Assistant: "Then I'll ask the driver to pick us up now."
Yunchu: "Wait!"
Assistant: "What's wrong, Teacher Yun?"
Yunchu: "I've decided that I want to ski here!"
assistant:"???"
How can it become so fast!
The author has something to say: Pass it on, and the official announcement will be made immediately after adding simplified multiplication
Second watch!Hey, thanks for reading ^^
Good night~
She was so frightened that her heart was so tight that she almost passed over, covered Zhou Zhitao's forehead with her palm and pushed it back, angrily: "You are squatting on my bed so early in the morning and looking at me like this, don't tell me you are bent! "
Zhou Zhitao sat on the ground, with a wretched smile on his lips: "I won't tell who is bent like a mosquito coil."
Yunchu woke up from a hangover and felt a little dizzy. She closed her eyes and lay down for a while, not forgetting to reply to Zhou Zhitao: "Go ahead. It's me! I last night—"
Scenes from last night flashed through my mind quickly.
They are all fragments, such as the singing in the bar, the smell on Jian You's scarf, Jian You's occasional response to her voice on the way back, or——
"Damn it!" Yun Chu sat up from the bed.
Zhou Zhitao gossips: "What's the matter?"
Yunchu: "I%...#*@#!"
Zhou Zhitao: "Don't automatically garble characters at critical moments!"
Yun Chu stared blankly at the front, his eyes moved slightly, and looked at Zhou Zhitao, she said, "I took off all my clothes in front of Teacher Jian."
Zhou Zhitao was not surprised: "It's not the first time."
Yunchu: "..."
Zhou Zhitao: "Continue to remember."
Yun Chu covered his face: "Isn't this hot enough? She likes girls, and I like girls too. I stripped naked in front of her and she didn't do anything to me. I %...@ *#¥!"
Zhou Zhitao: "What's wrong?"
Yun Chu raised his head and said in a daze, "I seem to have kissed Teacher Jian."
Zhou Zhitao: "!!!"
She stepped forward and lay down on the edge of the bed, her eyes sparkling: "How did you kiss? Did you stick out your tongue? Did she kiss you? Are you on fire!"
……Can not remember.
I only remember that when she kissed her, Jian You's body froze, she slid up and down on her shoulders, pinched her waist, exerted all her strength, it hurt so much.
"And then what?"
"……I am asleep."
"You—!" Zhou Zhitao hammered the bed with hatred, "However, as I said, something was wrong when Jian You went downstairs. It seems that she really minds you kissing her."
"Don't hurt me." Yun Chu lay back and covered herself with the quilt. After being bored for a while, she lifted the quilt abruptly and asked, "What's wrong, tell me more about it."
Zhou Zhitao recalled: "Yesterday you pestered her to take you upstairs and even cried."
"I'm still crying?" Yun Chu scratched his toes in embarrassment: "What are you doing? Can't you take over the responsibility of taking care of me from her?"
"I really want to!" Zhou Zhitao was also angry: "Is Jian You interested in you or not? When she found me at your house, her face stinks, as if you hid a woman at home. Jealous, yes Are you jealous?"
"Is your CP in the head? Keep talking!"
"Then she took you upstairs, and it took about half an hour to come down. I was worried about you so I didn't sleep. When she came down, I pretended to go to the bathroom and bumped into her. I said 'she Asleep?" Jian You glanced at me, hummed, and said, "Prepare milk for her tomorrow morning." I said yes, and I will trouble you, Director Jian."
"and then?"
Then, Jian You said, "No trouble. Remember to prepare milk."
Zhou Zhitao said, "Okay."
Jian You: "Milk can protect the stomach, so warm it up."
Zhou Zhitao: "Okay!"
Jian You: "It must be pure milk."
Zhou Zhitao: "...Okay."
She asked Yunchu: "Is your director Jian a repeater? Can I forget to prepare milk? It must be pure milk, don't I know? Why don't you talk?"
Yun Chu blushed: "Then Teacher Jian cares about me."
Zhou Zhitao: "...can you be a little bit promising!"
Yun Chu fell on the bed and kicked his legs straight, then jumped to the side of the bed and met Zhou Zhitao's eyes, his eyes sparkling: "When will you move out, don't let Teacher Jian misunderstand."
Zhou Zhitao gritted his teeth and pinched Yunchu's neck: "Believe it or not, I'll pour out your milk right away?"
Smelly couple!
Beishi International Airport.
Jian You, who just got off the plane, sneezed hard.
She glanced at the sky and thought, it's going to snow again.
With the broadcast of "My First Met You", the character played by Yunchu appeared in the memory of the protagonist from time to time as a white moonlight. Mangzhu Entertainment also worked hard, and found someone to make a plot-oriented CP edit, which appeared overnight. After [-] turns, Yunchu's acting skills were once again recognized, and he gained a small wave of fans.
Since she returned to Yunzhou City, she hasn't posted much on Weibo, and her new fans are not lonely. No matter who made her talk a lot in the past, she is now taking the time to enjoy the fun of archaeology.
@云初: One day I will live a life with cats and dogs [Struggle] Raise a Bianmu and let it take care of me and the kitty [Struggle] [Struggle]
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha laughed】
[The female goose is so interesting! 】
【I remember Jane Daoer's house has cats and dogs】
[Xiao Yunchu can check in directly with her bag]
【Naturally a pair who dies (meaning dies me)
@云初: Going to see a drama today!The classic drama "Spring is Gone" is so beautiful!Ding Linping's acting skills are so good, I cried to death QAQ [attached a still photo]
[My grass is the same field!My wife and I really have a fate! 】
[Why don't you post a selfie, bad review! 】
[Wife can go to the drama together next time? 】
@云初: Xiaoxiao played a guest role today, and challenged a different character design, you can look forward to it [attached a random photo of the set]
【looking forward to! 】
[? ? ?This scene looks familiar]
[Is it a family growth TV series filmed by Jian You? ? ?I seem to have seen this scene in the vlog of the male lead studio! 】
【I picked it up】
【Delicious rice, it turns out that we have cooperated with Simplified Multiplication early on [Star Eyes]】
【Did me die! 】
As for the draft about Jian You going home with a woman suspected of being Yunchu at the entrance of the bar, after a night of fermenting, netizens completely believed that it was Yunchu, and the topic of giving away for nothing was not for nothing. " released the lead film and officially announced the broadcast date.
The pilot film is a one-person interview with six guests, asking some innocuous questions, mainly to let the audience recognize their faces.
[Jian You said that the ideal type is sunny and cute, don't be too obvious, I said]
[Yunchu's ideal type: There is no ideal type, what I like is my ideal type.Doesn't this mean that there is someone you like?There is only one answer for someone who likes to participate in the romance show. 】
[The person she likes is in the romance! 】
【Who, I won't say】
[Some CP fans are so pitiful, they start picking up trash before the show airs, so pity. 】
[There is a press conference for Christmas!I rushed first! 】
[Hand down, Yun Chu and Jian You have a date for Christmas, and they will live broadcast the whole process for us [Gluttony]]
[Pass it on, the first meeting of adding simplified multiplication will be officially announced at Christmas]
【Pass it on, let's spend a good night together at the beginning of Christmas】
【Pass it down, add, simplify and multiply at the beginning】
……
In fact, according to netizens, Jia Jian Cheng Chu, who has obtained a marriage certificate, has not been in touch for three days.
A ski resort.
"Okay! Teacher Yun!"
As soon as the photographer's words fell, Yun Chu immediately jumped aside, and the assistant Chen Jing assigned to her quickly put the down jacket on her body, and only after she put it on did she slowly receive the news around her.
"The last set of pictures is finished, we can call it a day! Teacher Yun has worked hard."
"Thanks for your hard work." Yunchu also bowed to the staff, and walked tremblingly into the room, his mouth was purple from the cold, and murmured brokenly: "I'm freezing to death, I'm freezing to death."
This is a photo shoot for a magazine that Chen Jing picked up for her. She said that it is the leading fashion magazine in China, and the editor-in-chief really likes her aura, so she asked to shoot for the cover.
Just shoot, just shoot in a studio, she has to be on location, although she is wearing a coat and a turtleneck sweater, but it has just snowed here, and it is the coldest time when the snow melts, so she has to pretend to be very cold in front of the camera. Enjoying a very happy appearance, after taking a set of pictures, the whole person is sublimated.
The assistant handed her a cup of hot coffee: "Mr. Yun, do you want to play at the ski resort for a while or go back to the hotel?"
The assistant just graduated from university, and it was the youngest time. Although Yunchu told her to relax and not treat her like a big star, she was still careful not to let go.
Yunchu made a decisive decision: "Go back to the hotel!"
Now she just wants to go back to the warm room, order a bunch of takeaways, take a bath, and have a good sleep. It is much more comfortable than skiing in a heavy ski suit in the freezing weather.
Just as he was thinking, someone walked past the glass door from the corner of his eye.
The person was wearing a light pink down jacket, a scarf of the same color rolled up, and a light-colored beret buttoned on the back of her head. She helped the old man walk slowly on the snow, and she didn't know what to say, and a faint smile appeared on the corner of her mouth. laugh.
Yunchu: "!!!"
Isn't this the same as Jian You who was written into fanfiction by CP fans on the Internet with her and did it a hundred and eighty times? !
Assistant: "Then I'll ask the driver to pick us up now."
Yunchu: "Wait!"
Assistant: "What's wrong, Teacher Yun?"
Yunchu: "I've decided that I want to ski here!"
assistant:"???"
How can it become so fast!
The author has something to say: Pass it on, and the official announcement will be made immediately after adding simplified multiplication
Second watch!Hey, thanks for reading ^^
Good night~
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