fake love [entertainment]

Christmas the next day.

The live broadcast of Love Little Tricks was scheduled to be at twelve o'clock. As soon as the time came, a large number of fans flooded into the live broadcast room, and the barrage quickly flicked across the screen.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhh fresh director Jian! 】

[Xiao Yunchu!Ma Ma's good girl goose hasn't posted a Christmas Weibo today!Today's look is so cute, remember to post a selfie! 】

[Beauty [drool] Many beauties [drool]]

[How do you gather people to eat hot pot? Show me I'm hungry, but I like to watch beautiful sisters eat! 】

[The beauties are all prettier than the photos! 】

[A very good live broadcast]

"Hello, everyone," introducing herself from left to right, Wen Xi was the first to speak out. She wore Hanfu specially, combed her hair in a bun, and there were beads hanging on the jade hairpin, shaking gently: "My name is Wen Xi." West. My favorite food——" She picked up the mutton and said, "My favorite is boiled mutton."

"I'm Meng Zhaozhao." Meng Zhaozhao still did not change his business style, with a clean and neat appearance, "Favorite food..."

She hesitated, and Wen Xi continued, "Maodu."

Meng Zhaozhao smiled: "Yes."

【Damn, it's time to drink】

[I stand against CP! 】

【Meng Zhaozhao smiles so sweetly, hehehe】

【Wen Xi remembers it too clearly, she doesn't care who believes it】

"I'm Pei Wan." Pei Wan nodded to the camera, she pondered for a while, and followed the rhythm of the others: "The shrimp slippery here is pretty good."

[Boss Pei is handsome!Can Mr. Pei treat xxx better! 】

[Mr. Pei will give our family xxx a permanent variety show]

[Now the show is [album sales of 5000 million] [God of domestic entertainment solo] [The only spokesperson of Dinglu Blue Blood] Zhou Dingliu's boss Pei Wan! 】

【...Some fans are almost over, is this a place for you to brag】

"I'm Zhu Wan'er!" Zhu Wan'er introduced herself while ordering the dishes, and hit Wen Xi's with her chopsticks: "It's not cooked yet, so I can't eat it yet."

Wen Xi had no choice but to put away the chopsticks aggrievedly: "When are they cooked?"

Zhu Wan'er: "Wait another 2 minutes, and it will be fine when it floats up."

Wen Xi: "Sister Wan Er is really amazing!"

【…… I got hit again】

[Laughing to death, Wen Xi looked at Zhu Wan'er eagerly, Meng Zhaozhao's face turned dark]

[Jealous must be jealous! 】

[I said, have you noticed that there are two people who are very unusual?Sitting across from each other without saying a word, but eating very seriously, that's what you said!Yun Chu and Jian You!There are ghosts in my heart! 】

[Can the drug-addicted chicken stop thinking about it, how do they talk when it's not their turn? 】

【Jane You speaks】

"Hi everyone, I'm Jian You." Jian You smiled slightly at the camera, she thought for a while, and said, "I like to eat yam in hot pot."

Everyone looked at Yunchu.

Yun Chu didn't expect Jian You to introduce himself so quickly. He swallowed the potato chips that he had just put into his mouth, so hot that he failed to manage his expression, and greeted the camera vaguely: "Big, big, hello!"

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

【#云初，喜剧人#】

[I'm fucking laughing, why are you so cute?]

【Yunchu has a big brain, I like it very much】

[Jian You glanced at Yun Chu in surprise, hahahaha, would she wonder why this person is so strange? 】

[Sorry, cp is crazy, what I see is full of eyes: she is so cute]

[cp fan almost got it]

Jian You opened the coke can and handed it to Yun Chu. Yun Chu gulped a few sips and finally suppressed the spiciness. She patted her chest and smiled embarrassedly at the camera: "I'm Yun Chu I like to eat the most..." She thought for a while and said, "I actually like to eat everything in the hot pot. You don't have to choose who you like the most."

[So cute, so cute, so cute]

[Understood, she loves the whole fish pond]

[Enterprise-level understanding belongs to yes]

【Which little fish is Jian You in her fish pond?I took it, thank you]

[The current press conference is really casual. The live broadcast of "My First Met You" also eats hot pot. This week, I watched Yunchu eat it for the second time. Why does she eat it so deliciously? 】

【I'll order a takeaway and come see it later】

Originally, this was a simple press conference.The process is also relatively easy, live broadcast while eating hot pot, occasionally answer questions on the bullet screen and prepared by the program group, eat and drink while waiting for the feature film to go online.

"It's boring to just eat, come play a game?" Wen Xi suggested.

"What are you playing?" Meng Zhaozhao responded.

"How about the king game?" Wen Xi said, "Aren't we going to have a date alone tomorrow? Those who draw the king card can designate two people to date tomorrow. But each person only has one chance to designate."

Pei Wan asked, "What if you don't get the king card?"

Wen Xi: "Then consider her unlucky."

Pei Wan: "..."

[I vomited from laughing, it's the first time I saw Boss Pei was deflated]

[Wenxi is so cute too, and playing cards with Yunchu's two little heads is twice as cute! 】

[Missing into the live broadcast, why is there no man in this love? 】

[Because fragrant and soft girls also like fragrant and soft girls, men get out of the world of beautiful women [Fist]]

Yun Chu and Wen Xi shuffled the cards, put them on the table, and prayed in a low voice: "Let me draw the king, let me draw the king, let me--" She touched a card and bounced it from the seat: "I am king!"

"Ah—envy!" Wen Xi murmured enviously, "Let me touch it, to feel European."

Jian You glanced at her touching Yun Chu's hand.

He looked away again.

Putting his hands on the table, Yun Chu looked around, thought for a while, and said, "Number 6 will wake up No. 3 tomorrow morning. It must be very gentle and gentle."

Pei Wan: "..."

Meng Zhaozhao: "..."

[Boss Pei's face froze visibly hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)

【Meng Zhaozhao: Can I not have this benefit】

[Yunchu, count yourself as cruel! 】

Yun Chu waved to the staff: "Remember them, I will see it on the show!"

The staff gave an OK gesture.

Meng Zhaozhao slammed the card: "I will definitely draw the king with this one!"

Wen Xi also said: "I'm sure I'll play Boda if I get the draw, so it's nothing to wake up!"

Zhu Wan'er: "The quail eggs are edible."

Wen Xi: "Here we come."

The second round of the game begins.

Yun Chu ate a mouthful of shrimp slips in his busy schedule, and drew a card. This time, he was not so lucky, and only drew the number 3, only to hear Wen Xi next to her laugh: "This time it's my turn!"

Meng Zhaozhao tapped his chopsticks: "Pay attention to your image."

"Oh." Only then did Wen Xi remember that she was still wearing a gentle and soft Hanfu, and she had to maintain her ladylike personality. She cleared her throat and sat down, smiling gently at the camera.

【……The Internet has memory】

【I recorded the screen】

[Wear that the West is coming to Boda! 】

"I'm here in Bodhisattva." Wen Xi propped his chin, his eyes circled around everyone present, and he reported a number first: "No. 5 and —— and No. 3."

Yun Chu's heart lifted.

"How about this, No. 5 sings a love song to No. 3, and you have to look into your eyes and sing it affectionately. If you don't feel affectionate, don't give it up." Wen Xi asked, "Who are No. 5 and No. 3?"

Yun Chu dropped the card and stood up resignedly: "Whoever wants to sing me a love song, come on."

Two or three seconds later, Jian You put the card on the table.

Yunchu: "!"

【! ! ! 】

[Is it shady?On purpose?How can it be such a coincidence? 】

[How could it be possible to cheat after it was broadcast live?You cheated and showed me]

【This is fate!hey-hey! 】

【Curious about what will be sung】

With ready-made karaoke equipment, the staff immediately handed over the microphone and asked Jian You, "What song are you singing?"

I chose "Write Poems for You".

The prelude is "Little Star" played by the piano, playing notes one by one, Jian You holds the microphone and looks at Yun Chu, the basic skills of the acting academy are fully displayed at this time, emotions are brewing in the eyes, and a slight smile appears , Affectionate and touching: "Love is a strange thing / I began to lose control of my whole body..."

【Depend on!I rely on! 】

【Write poems for you】

[Why did you choose to sing this song? Help, the lyrics!Don't kill me with this lyrics! 】

[Write poems for you/stand still for you/do impossible things for you... do impossible things for you, play all the sentences of love songs for you QAQ sister looks at Yunchu like this, Yunchu really won’t be moved 】

【The most amazing thing has to be the last sentence, fuck】

Jian You's voice is very nice, although she doesn't sing often, she obviously has a bit of musicality, emotion is more important than skill, she stared at Yun Chu intently, and sang the last verse: "I forgot to say, the most beautiful thing is your name. "

——I can forget everything, the only thing I don't forget is your name. [Note]

Yun Chu's heart seemed to have fallen into a black hole, falling down and down again and again, falling into the trap named Jian You endlessly.

She thought, if time could stop at this moment, the Christmas bells were shaking, the fire in the fireplace was crackling, and when the window was opened, it was a painting of a rural snow scene.

In the room, Jian You was singing a love song to her.

So affectionate.

It seems that Jian You is really in love with her.

【Don't talk about Yunchu, I'm going to be heartbroken】

[QAQ Jian You is so affectionate, she doesn't really like Yunchu, does she? 】

【Buy shares】

[Why isn't the feature film online yet! 】

It was a matter of time, and Jian You only finished the task after singing the chorus for the first time.She returned the microphone to the staff and said, "This time I draw the king and I will pull the red line."

Draw a card, civilian.

Jane You: "..."

"Haha, I didn't get it!" Meng Zhaozhao said, "But if I got it, I would mess up the mandarin ducks too!"

Draw cards, but also civilians.

Meng Zhaozhao: "..."

Yunchu: "Hey, I didn't expect it to be me again."

Wen Xi: "Ahhh, you're really lucky!"

Yun Chu played with the cards in his hand and said, "Pull the red line, right? I'll pull it. Then who will be the first lucky 'little couple' tomorrow? No. 2!"

Zhu Waner shook the card in her hand: "Yes~~~"

"With No. 3!" Yun Chu said.

"Who? Who? Who is No. [-]?" Wen Xi looked around with concern.

Jian You raised her hand: "Me."

Yunchu: "..."

【Yun Chu: My damn luck】

[It can be said that he handed over his wife to others]

【I don't think Zhu Waner and Jian You are happy either】

[I don't have time to care who they dated, family members, it's only 2 minutes before the feature film goes live, I will catch evidence that Yun Chu posted Jian You in this wave! 】

[Drink, I’ve written all the posts on the forum, and I’m just waiting for the screenshots to prove it]

[Let go and come here! 】

[Why isn't this game over yet? 】

[Why did Yunchu draw the king again, did she cheat?Damn, why did she get Jian You again, what kind of evil fate...? ? ?She asked Jian You where and when she had her first kiss!Come on, let me hear you! 】

[The feature film is online!I rushed! 】

[I quickly dragged the progress bar to the end to see who Yunchu sent the message to]

[Hilo the family, and Yunchu's text message did not send it to Jianyou Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

【? ? ? 】

[How is this different from what Jian You's fans said?What about licking the dog?What about the upside down?I agreed to climb onto Jian You's bed for the sake of the role [meaning hurry up]]

[I take back what I said just now that I want to talk about Wenxi and Meng Zhaozhao, it's a mess, why did they both send it to Jian You! 】

[The trailer has just been released, I didn’t read the trailer and got the wrong CP! 】

[? !Didn't send it to Jian You? ? ? 】

[Why send it to Meng Zhaozhao?Just because she looks good while feeding chickens?What an absurd reason!What's wrong with our family, Director Jian?Mad at me, mad at me, mad at me! 】

【Who is impatient, I won't say】

[Laughing to death, Jian You sent it to Yun Chu]

[Love some face-slapping plots fiercely]

[Addition, simplicity and multiplication were originally a single arrow, but I didn’t expect it to be a single arrow like Jian You→Yun Chu hahahahaha!Some fans will be incompetent and furious]

【kswlkswl】

[Well, who said before that you want to play basketball on your head/eat a computer/eat a TV/steam yourself in an iron pot? 】

【…】

The author has something to say: Netizens who set up fg: have withdrawn from the Internet

"Write Poems for You" Wu Kequn

Note: Lyrics of "Write Poems for You"

感谢在2021-09-2218:03:06~2021-09-2317:12:43期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~