listen to my wife

In the Tang family, Tang Zhoule is doing his best to peel fresh oranges and squeeze the juice, so as to soothe a few drunken people.

The three guests occupied the living room of the master's house very familiarly. Su Cui, who was the most drunk, was sleeping alone on the couch under the little yellow duck blanket, while Chen Yike and Xiong Yixiao were together. Nesting on the lazy sofa and watching TV, to be more precise, I was watching the projected clips of the official announcement cp.

Produced by the boss, it must be a boutique.

The two cpgs who were not very awake twisted together like maggots from time to time, and they would make quacking laughter, which made Su Cui feel a chill in his sleep, shrinking his neck and burying himself in the warm yellow blanket.

"Mi Zai's eyes are so explicit that he wants to eat his sister, it's too perverted." Chen Yike smacked his lips, affirming Hua Gong, "Nian Xia is really delicious."

Xiong Li Gongnian Shangdang Yixiao sneered: "Look at the behind-the-back hug, Mi Zai's face and ears are red all over, it's a waste of resources to be so sensitive, okay?"

"No, no, there are no people who don't know that Mi Zai's arms are strong enough to carry Princess Li down the mountain, right? As we all know, Ji Quan relies on arm strength to divide the attack and receive."

"Are you talking about Mishou who coquettishly said that my sister didn't want it?"

The two drunken women who were arguing about attacking and receiving were suddenly stuffed with orange juice for drinking. Tang Zhoule, who had always insisted that mutual attack is the kingly way, smiled slightly, too lazy to join this senseless war, "Drink quickly."

After drinking the orange juice in one gulp angrily, Chen Yike turned his whole body to one side, took out his mobile phone and complained to Shen Mi.

A Chen Shishi: I quarreled with Xiong Er

Do you buy Xiaomi: What's wrong?

Shen Micai bid farewell to his younger brother, took his luggage and got into the team leader's car to go to the hotel arranged by the team leader, and sat upright to listen to Chen Shishi's complaint.

A Chen Shishi: Anyone with a discerning eye can tell that looking for a cub is an attack, but she insists on arguing with me that Teacher Li is an attack

Xiong Yixiao is also in the group, and the vest is Xiong Youguang, who occasionally blares in the group, and the two get along very well because they are both Li Gongdang.

The Shen, steadfast Li Gongdang Mo shrank his neck a little guilty.

Do you want to buy millet: Teacher Li is really aggressive sometimes..

A Chen Shishi: [A cat with a question mark on its head? ? ? ]

Chen Yike became even more angry, and blinked his eyes with a hazy smell of alcohol, typing like a child.

A Chen Shishi: You are not the big boy of your mother, you actually think that looking for cubs is subject to

A Chen Shishi: We are not suitable to be mothers and daughters, let's sever the relationship between mothers and daughters

Oh wow.

Shen Mi's whole body froze, and his mind turned rapidly, maybe it was too fast, and one word was mixed in for a while.

One by one, we must work hard: the fastest way to get close to someone is to seize the opportunity

One by one, you have to work hard: especially like Chen Shishi, a steel straight girl who seems difficult to get in touch with, you have to impress her from the very beginning

One by one, we must work hard: follow the routine, you can first set up mother-daughter, teacher-student, sister, these intimate relationships casually, mother, teacher and sister, just call it like this and naturally become a wife

Do you want to buy millet: Don’t talk nonsense, I just think that I agree with Chen Shishi, and I want to be friends with her

One by one, we must work hard: do what you do.That’s all I’m going to tell you. You have to practice it yourself when the time comes.

She and Chen Shishi haven't become friends yet, so it's impossible to just cut off the relationship like this.

Shen Mi scratched the back of his head anxiously, and the rare mood swings caught the surprised gaze of the team leader sitting on the co-pilot.

Do you want to buy millet: Then can you be my teacher?

Do you want to buy millet? That’s the one. I want to take the TOEFL test after I finish the test. I need an English teacher

Do you buy Xiaomi: I remember you said that you majored in foreign languages ​​in college

Do you want to buy millet: so help me, okay?

What's so difficult about it.Chen Yike, who was studying abroad with TOEFL 118 back then, raised his eyebrows confidently, completely forgetting that one second he was talking about severing the relationship between mother and daughter, and the next second he agreed without hesitation.

A Chen Shishi: Okay, as long as you are willing to listen to me, learn obediently

Do you want to buy millet: [Meng Meow] Obedient

Chen Yike squinted his eyes contentedly, and when Xiong Yixiao approached, he slapped him mercilessly, "Get away, you rebellious son of Li Gong."

Xiong Yixiao came out of the mountain with a fierce tiger, threw Chen Yike down, and said with bared teeth and claws: "You are a rebellious son, open your eyes and talk nonsense!"

It's not the first time the two have had a fight, and of course there's no sense in what to do.

Chen Yike's meticulous makeup was all gone, and Xiong Yixiao's teddy curls exploded.

"Hmph." This is Chen Yike with panda eyes.

"tui." This is the fried hairy bear Yixiao.

It looks like the two little fishes spitting sand at each other.It's so childish.

As the only sober person present, Tang Zhoule came over and blocked the two of them with pillows after feeding Su Cui the orange juice, "Let's all be alone."

Unexpectedly, the two of them suddenly focused their fire on her and unanimously spoke out.

"Why haven't you written yet?"

"If you dare to dove, I will kill you on the spot! Go and write welfare articles."

She shouldn't have let these two crazy cpgs know about her cracking cp vest in the first place.

Tang Zhoule regretted it too late.Forced to code quietly in the study alone, the two who had been fighting to the death in the living room just now shook hands and made peace, and happily nestled together to watch the clip.

Chen Yike raised his hand and smoothed Xiong Yixiao's curly hair, and asked suddenly. "Do you still have contact with that who, 14 years?"

Xiong Yixiao is the eldest among the four and takes care of them like younger sisters.She doesn't care whether her love partner is a man or a woman, but fortunately and unfortunately, she fell in love with a straight woman early on, which took up nearly half of her life.

"Yes." Xiong Yixiao smiled, and said very plainly, "She still invited me to the wedding, which is tomorrow. I didn't want to go, but my mother insisted on forcing me to go, saying yes The two families have known each other for so long, and she and I are like sisters, how can there be a saying that a younger sister does not attend her wedding. Hey, I might be yelled away in the early morning, which is really troublesome."

Chen Yike's eyes widened in shock, with an imperceptible distress, he asked softly, "Why so suddenly?"

In Chen Yike's impression, Xiong Yixiao and her 14 years are still in the stage of entanglement.How did it get to such an irreversible level that the other party got married?

"It's not sudden. It's been a long time in preparation. I was choosing a wedding dress three months ago, and she even made a video call to ask for my reference." Xiong Yixiao's voice was very flat, as if she was talking about something that had nothing to do with her , "It's just that I haven't paid much attention to her news, so I don't bother to tell you."

"Then do you want us to accompany you tomorrow?"

"No need, I'm not familiar with you." Xiong Yixiao was smiling again, pinching his sleeves tightly with his fingers, "This is someone else's wedding, not mine. You can attend my wedding later."

Chen Yike nodded, and said with concern, "Call us tomorrow if you have something to do, don't hold it back."

"know."

In the early hours of the morning, Xiong Yixiao left quietly by herself, not even disturbing Tang Zhoule who was sharing the bed with her.

It was not until the afternoon that Xiong Yixiao came back and called a substitute driver.

"Don't look at me like that, I'm fine, I didn't drink much." Xiong Yixiao clearly smelled of alcohol, but he still waved his hand and smiled at them, the corner of his mouth tasted salty when he smiled.

The next moment, the little curly hair drooping all over the body was hugged by the tallest Su Cui, and Chen Yike and Tang Zhoule surrounded him quietly from left to right like guardians.

"She wore the mermaid wedding dress I chose today, and she was as beautiful as I imagined. She and my uncles and aunts all praised me for my good vision as a younger sister."

The beautiful woman in the clean white mermaid wedding dress was still so considerate and careful. She was clearly the heroine who was paying attention to the hard-working heroine, but she still noticed the drunken discomfort and dizziness of the sister next door at a glance, so she took the initiative to take her to the room to rest.

It's like playing together when I was young, as long as Xiong Yixiao looks back, he will definitely meet the concerned and smiling eyes, and then hold his little hand and go home for dinner.

But the young Xiong Yixiao never thought that the one who held those hands in the end would be that fat and ugly honest man.

Xiong Yixiao must and can only be called "brother-in-law".

The official announcement cpf group is conducting daily topics.

One shot, one kid: I fell in love with a schoolgirl, she is really good at teasing, but she looks very straight, many men in the club are chasing her

One shot, one kid: should I rush?

Your father: It's over after rushing, don't let go of the person you like

Yu Miaochu's little baby: don't touch it, just run away

A Bite of Bread: First ask about sexual orientation on the sidelines:

Let me take another sip: I liked a straight girl before, held hands and kissed and went to bed|The bed was all done, and after two months she found a boyfriend and wished me to fall in love with a boy as soon as possible [白眼]

Let me knock again: so don't like straight girls, straight girls have no heart

. (has been blackened): Straight female flirt with concubine, struck by lightning

One by one, we must work hard: How many little girls are planted in the hands of straight girls, and they are still enjoying it until now

Yu Miaochu's little baby: [sighs] When will Ji Quan quit straight?

I'm too lazy to do 1: I still divide people, some girls are double, but I didn't meet the one I like

. (has been blackened): Some straight girls are very curious and specialize in flirting, and they will not be responsible when they get it

Your father: No, I have had several straight daughters before

Let me take another sip: Ji Zai is afraid of straight girls on the Internet every day, but in reality, he can’t win if he meets a straight girl

Yu Miaochu's little baby: The straight girl just wants to have fun, and she doesn't want to find a man to marry in the end

Maternal love goes bad: Speaking of straight daughters, my two straight daughter roommates kissed directly in the dormitory last time, which scared me badly

One shot, one kid: [shuddering]

Shen Xiao Ji Zai Mo, who was bored watching the screen, smacked her lips. Although she had realized that she was a crook early, she hadn't had time to think about it.

Are straight girls really that scary?

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