I was sitting in a food stall on Nanjing Road munching on crispy salted chicken when my phone rang. "Fuck! The food is delicious! Who is it!"
When the passing girl was turning her hips, I whistled to her: "Sister, can you take out my mobile phone for me, it's in my trouser pocket."
I pushed my butt, trying to get her to help.
"You pervert! Brother! Someone is making trouble!" The waitress turned pale with fright, and shouted behind her.
I supported my two oily hands, and when I stretched my neck, I saw a strong elder brother walking towards me.
I rely on rely on!
"Hey, sister, you misunderstood, you really misunderstood!"
"That's him, pervert! Let me touch his ass!"
Brother Huayi stood in front of me and looked up and down, and suddenly grinned, "Oh? Then I'll try it." After speaking, he smiled charmingly, stretched out his giant palm, and pointed at my buttocks. Come.
I was so scared that I jumped back, and I threw the salted crispy chicken in my hand, "You pervert! You're playing hooligans!"
The diners around looked at us one after another, Brother Huayi stopped, and I took the opportunity to run away.
After finally saving my delicate buttocks, I heard the phone in my trouser pocket ringing endlessly.
I pouted, wiped the oil stains from my hands on my high-end suit pants, then took out my mobile phone, squinted my eyes and looked at it for a long time, "Who is it?"
"Hello?" I pressed the connect button and greeted impatiently.
"Where did you go? The groom ran away on the wedding day, are you crazy? Do you know how sad your daughter is crying? How could you do that!"
The voice on the other end of the phone was angry and anxious, completely losing its usual demeanor, and it was about to spiral into the sky on the spot.
To be honest, I am very happy now, it is not too cool!
Dog men and women!
"Daughter crying?"
"Nonsense! Do you know what other people say about her?! How can you treat her like this..."
I don't want to listen to his nonsense at all, "Then why don't you hurry up and comfort her?"
"Zhang Dalong! What do you mean! I have nothing with my daughter!" The man on the other end of the phone was furious, "Ling Fan, are you talking to Dalong?" A soft female voice came from the phone.
"Ninny..." "Let me tell him."
I rolled my eyes, listening to what the two of them were entangled with during the phone call, I got goosebumps from nausea.
"Hey, Dalong. I'm Yuya. I don't blame you for today's incident. I misunderstood you. Can you come back now? I want to explain to you in person what happened between me and Ling Fan. It's not what you think, he's just my very good friend, really!"
I suppressed the diaphragm in my heart, took a deep breath, and smelled the smell of crispy salted chicken on my fingers, barely suppressing my furious mood.
"Yuya, I don't think it's necessary anymore. I've come to a showdown, I don't care anymore. Whether you and him are friends or boyfriends, it doesn't matter to me. We are not married, and you are still single, which is fine. That's it, don't contact me in the future." Hang up decisively, then block and delete.
I'm Tui!WTF!Do you think my head is not green?
When I came out of the barber shop, I felt smooth, no wonder people say "start from scratch".
The aunt who dyed my hair praised me for my good hair quality and handsome looks, especially like a male star named Fei Yi.
Otherwise, it's good to be rich, it's great to be rich!Anyone can give you a stinky foot!
Facing the glass window of the shop next door, I adjusted my new hairstyle, feeling that it added two points to my ordinary appearance.That's it, I'm satisfied.
The cell phone in my trouser pocket started beeping again and again, which made my lower body numb.
I quickly took it out and took a look, oh, it's my "brother".
"Hey."
"Where is it?" As cold as ever.
"shop."
"return."
"I do not."
"Beep beep..." The phone was hung up unilaterally.
I waited there for three seconds before I heard a familiar voice. "Second Young Master, I'm here to pick you up."
I looked up, and there was a handsome handsome man standing in front of me, with a diamond-level professional smile on his face, and a luxury car parked beside him, shining brightly, even the car logo was shiny silver, which made my hands itchy.I have long wanted to break it off and try it, but unfortunately, I have never dared.
"Secretary Qiao, I just ate crispy salted chicken today. I think it's a bit salty, just like you." I raised my head and smiled at him, then obediently got into the car.
"Thank you for your compliment." The moment I lowered my head and got into the car, Secretary Qiao lowered the corner of his mouth and said in a low voice.
"I didn't praise you." I added, "I'm annoying you."
"That's okay." Secretary Qiao slowly closed the car door, and looked at me with a smile in the gap.
Dry!
When the car arrived at the gate of my mansion, Secretary Qiao opened the car door for me respectfully and invited me to go home.
I ignored him at all, quickly dodged to the front of the car, then put both hands on the shiny silver car logo, pouted hard, hey, it's pretty strong!I continued to poke it out again, and after three or two minutes, the car logo was only a little loose by me, but it still didn't fall off.
"It's pretty strong." I grinned.
"If you need it, I'll help you." After finishing speaking, Secretary Qiao stretched out his hand like folding a flower, took off the car logo, and put it in front of me, "Second Young Master."
I smiled awkwardly and put the thing in my pocket, "Thank you."
"You're welcome."
Before entering the door, I brushed my hair, looked back at Secretary Qiao, and asked him with a smile: "How is my new hairstyle?"
Secretary Qiao looked at me, smiled and said nothing.
I turned my head and shouted, "I'm back."
This is my after-sales service, the full set of acting is my professional ethics!
The author says:
Opening a new pit on Valentine's Day, I hope everyone will join in! ! !
When the passing girl was turning her hips, I whistled to her: "Sister, can you take out my mobile phone for me, it's in my trouser pocket."
I pushed my butt, trying to get her to help.
"You pervert! Brother! Someone is making trouble!" The waitress turned pale with fright, and shouted behind her.
I supported my two oily hands, and when I stretched my neck, I saw a strong elder brother walking towards me.
I rely on rely on!
"Hey, sister, you misunderstood, you really misunderstood!"
"That's him, pervert! Let me touch his ass!"
Brother Huayi stood in front of me and looked up and down, and suddenly grinned, "Oh? Then I'll try it." After speaking, he smiled charmingly, stretched out his giant palm, and pointed at my buttocks. Come.
I was so scared that I jumped back, and I threw the salted crispy chicken in my hand, "You pervert! You're playing hooligans!"
The diners around looked at us one after another, Brother Huayi stopped, and I took the opportunity to run away.
After finally saving my delicate buttocks, I heard the phone in my trouser pocket ringing endlessly.
I pouted, wiped the oil stains from my hands on my high-end suit pants, then took out my mobile phone, squinted my eyes and looked at it for a long time, "Who is it?"
"Hello?" I pressed the connect button and greeted impatiently.
"Where did you go? The groom ran away on the wedding day, are you crazy? Do you know how sad your daughter is crying? How could you do that!"
The voice on the other end of the phone was angry and anxious, completely losing its usual demeanor, and it was about to spiral into the sky on the spot.
To be honest, I am very happy now, it is not too cool!
Dog men and women!
"Daughter crying?"
"Nonsense! Do you know what other people say about her?! How can you treat her like this..."
I don't want to listen to his nonsense at all, "Then why don't you hurry up and comfort her?"
"Zhang Dalong! What do you mean! I have nothing with my daughter!" The man on the other end of the phone was furious, "Ling Fan, are you talking to Dalong?" A soft female voice came from the phone.
"Ninny..." "Let me tell him."
I rolled my eyes, listening to what the two of them were entangled with during the phone call, I got goosebumps from nausea.
"Hey, Dalong. I'm Yuya. I don't blame you for today's incident. I misunderstood you. Can you come back now? I want to explain to you in person what happened between me and Ling Fan. It's not what you think, he's just my very good friend, really!"
I suppressed the diaphragm in my heart, took a deep breath, and smelled the smell of crispy salted chicken on my fingers, barely suppressing my furious mood.
"Yuya, I don't think it's necessary anymore. I've come to a showdown, I don't care anymore. Whether you and him are friends or boyfriends, it doesn't matter to me. We are not married, and you are still single, which is fine. That's it, don't contact me in the future." Hang up decisively, then block and delete.
I'm Tui!WTF!Do you think my head is not green?
When I came out of the barber shop, I felt smooth, no wonder people say "start from scratch".
The aunt who dyed my hair praised me for my good hair quality and handsome looks, especially like a male star named Fei Yi.
Otherwise, it's good to be rich, it's great to be rich!Anyone can give you a stinky foot!
Facing the glass window of the shop next door, I adjusted my new hairstyle, feeling that it added two points to my ordinary appearance.That's it, I'm satisfied.
The cell phone in my trouser pocket started beeping again and again, which made my lower body numb.
I quickly took it out and took a look, oh, it's my "brother".
"Hey."
"Where is it?" As cold as ever.
"shop."
"return."
"I do not."
"Beep beep..." The phone was hung up unilaterally.
I waited there for three seconds before I heard a familiar voice. "Second Young Master, I'm here to pick you up."
I looked up, and there was a handsome handsome man standing in front of me, with a diamond-level professional smile on his face, and a luxury car parked beside him, shining brightly, even the car logo was shiny silver, which made my hands itchy.I have long wanted to break it off and try it, but unfortunately, I have never dared.
"Secretary Qiao, I just ate crispy salted chicken today. I think it's a bit salty, just like you." I raised my head and smiled at him, then obediently got into the car.
"Thank you for your compliment." The moment I lowered my head and got into the car, Secretary Qiao lowered the corner of his mouth and said in a low voice.
"I didn't praise you." I added, "I'm annoying you."
"That's okay." Secretary Qiao slowly closed the car door, and looked at me with a smile in the gap.
Dry!
When the car arrived at the gate of my mansion, Secretary Qiao opened the car door for me respectfully and invited me to go home.
I ignored him at all, quickly dodged to the front of the car, then put both hands on the shiny silver car logo, pouted hard, hey, it's pretty strong!I continued to poke it out again, and after three or two minutes, the car logo was only a little loose by me, but it still didn't fall off.
"It's pretty strong." I grinned.
"If you need it, I'll help you." After finishing speaking, Secretary Qiao stretched out his hand like folding a flower, took off the car logo, and put it in front of me, "Second Young Master."
I smiled awkwardly and put the thing in my pocket, "Thank you."
"You're welcome."
Before entering the door, I brushed my hair, looked back at Secretary Qiao, and asked him with a smile: "How is my new hairstyle?"
Secretary Qiao looked at me, smiled and said nothing.
I turned my head and shouted, "I'm back."
This is my after-sales service, the full set of acting is my professional ethics!
The author says:
Opening a new pit on Valentine's Day, I hope everyone will join in! ! !
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