Online dating is to wear a small skirt

[Private Chat] Qing Baoer: Good night, husband! >3

[Private chat] Not cold: Good night.

[Private chat] Qing Bao'er: So indifferent, she doesn't call anyone's wife, crying and chirping. TAT

[Private chat] Not cold: Granny?This is not very good, is it?

[Private Chat] Qing Baoer: ...

【Your love Qingbaoer is offline】

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Sheng Han was stunned for a moment, then took a closer look.

...Oh, it turns out that the redundancies are used in front, and my eyes are lame.

He clicked his tongue, glanced at the bottomed ceramic cup, stretched out his middle finger to hook up the handle, and walked towards the door with his flip-flops on.

·

S University is the university with the best conditions in the province. The dormitories are all residential suites, with four bedrooms and two living rooms, and high-power electrical appliances can be used casually.

It's so comfortable that it's intoxicating.

No, the two roommates were playing games and watching the football game in the living room, and the bags, drinks, bottles, and facial tissues were thrown all over the floor, looking like a scene of drunkenness and dreams.

"Yo, Hanhan, why are you here?" Jiang Yiming raised his eyes to see Sheng Han, pouted his head and teased, "Have you finished chatting with your siblings?"

Sheng Han: "The chat is over, she's gone to a beauty sleep."

Jiang Yiming exclaimed: "Still sleeping in beauty sleep? So particular? It must be pretty, right? Isn't the skin good too?"

Sheng Han was triumphant: "That's necessary, after all, it's my love."

Although I just met today and don't know anything, I still have to make do with my clothes.

Jiang Yiming's eyes lit up: "Wow, the more you talk about it, the more I want to see her. When you are free, can you introduce her to us?"

Song Yuan was speechless: "Can you stop being interested in other people's love because you can't find love?"

"Tomorrow night." Sheng Han walked to the water dispenser, bent down to catch the water, showing a small section of his thin, white waist, "I'll take her with me tomorrow night, and I should be free after it's over."

While talking, the water was full.

Sheng Han's mouth was dry, he took half a step back, picked up his cup and planned to stand here and take a sip.

……

"Grass!"

He hit a wall of flesh and stepped on something.

A lot of water came out, and the fabric on the chest of the thin white T-shirt was completely soaked, so cold that he couldn't help shivering.

He turned his head abruptly and saw the spirit behind him clearly.

"...Ji, Ji Lingzhou!? What are you doing behind me!?"

Ji Lingzhou was slightly taller than Sheng Han by half a head, even though he bumped into him just now, he didn't move a step, the distance between the two of them was only two fingers wide, and if he moved again, he would stick together.

His face was turned away from the light, his delicate facial features were hidden in the shadows, and his eyes were dark.

I don't know if it's because the surrounding light is reflected in the eyes, or because the pupils are so bottomless.

"Catch the water." Ji Lingzhou said.

The voice was cool, like biting a mouthful of ice balls.

Sheng Han shook his collar, took half a step back, and glanced at the other party's water glass: "I believe your nonsense, why don't you return half the glass?"

Ji Lingzhou lowered his eyes, glanced at the other's outlined chest, and slowly poured water into the flower pot beside him: "It's gone now."

"........."

Sheng Han let out a "tss", expressing contempt, grabbed the fabric on his shoulders and pulled it forward, and looked behind him with his shaggy head.

The T-shirt was loose and loose, with good elasticity, and the neckline was pulled wide open, revealing the area that had just been outlined.

It is a very beautiful light pink, and it is still stained with watery light.

Ji Lingzhou's Adam's apple rolled.

He really wanted to tear this unsightly white T-shirt.

But the instigator didn't realize it at all, and his mouth was not idle: "You shouldn't be secretly pasting some small note like a turtle bastard behind my back, right? I advise you to confess as soon as possible..."

Ji Lingzhou interrupted: "You are, no need to post."

"?" Sheng Han couldn't bear such straightforward ridicule, and immediately jumped up angrily, "You are the fucking one! You are the son of a turtle bastard!"

Ji Lingzhou raised his eyelids slightly: "Dad."

"........."

Grass.

"Get out of the way," Ji Lingzhou narrowed his eyes, "I want to fetch water."

Sheng Han was at a disadvantage, his chest seemed to be bruised with blood, he gave Ji Lingzhou a hard look, and left angrily.

·

Ji Lingzhou and Sheng Han have known each other for a long time. They were in the same class in elementary school, junior high school, and high school, and slept together in the same major in university. It has been almost 13 years.

In these long 13 years, they may have had a brief rapprochement for a few periods of time.

But Sheng Han has a violent temper and Ji Lingzhou has a black heart and a poisonous mouth. Once the two confront each other, they are unwilling to lose the wind, so that most of the days when they are incompatible with each other.

Sheng Han walked a few steps away and stopped suddenly.

No.

This can't be the case.

Sheng Han suppressed his anger, swayed back as if looking for faults, and raised his chin to Ji Lingzhou who had just finished receiving the water: "What's wrong? Did I find a beautiful relationship, are you jealous? No way, your father and I are So handsome."

Ji Lingzhou didn't speak, just held the handle of the cup with one hand and stared at him expressionlessly.

It seems that the water will be splashed on the face in the next second.

"Yes, if you have the ability, go and find one." Sheng Han was stared at, so he could only look sideways, "Why do you get angry at me if you don't have the ability?"

Ji Lingzhou sneered, not knowing whether he was laughing at the other party or himself.

Then he turned around and walked to the bedroom.

"I'm jealous of what you do, I'm jealous of her."

After the fluttering sentence, there was the sound of closing the door to isolate the flames of war.

"……what?"

Is there a difference?

Sheng Han froze on the spot, without turning his head for a long time, looking at the two roommates in the living room who were eating melon seeds and watching the fun, trying to find a solution.

Jiang Yiming shrugged, Song Yuan shook his head.

"Ji Lingzhou is definitely sick."

Sheng Han said firmly.

·

Although Sheng Han has a quick temper, he never gets angry overnight, and most of the conflicts can definitely be resolved after a night of sleep.

If you can't, then sleep twice.

Last night, he was so pissed off by Ji Lingzhou that he insulted the [-]th generation of his ancestors before going to bed, changed his WeChat note from "chicken" to "spicy dick", and blocked him.

As a result, when I woke up this morning, I felt that Ji Lingzhou was okay. After all, he was an old classmate, so he could tolerate it now and then, so as not to get angry.

Put people out of the blacklist.

However, the notes did not change.

He thinks the name "spicy dick" is quite suitable for Ji Lingzhou, a bastard son.

·

Just after eight o'clock in the morning, the four of them carried breakfast and ate it while walking.

The first period is a substitute class, and Professor Mediterranean is the daydream of the scumbags in the department. If you are late for a few seconds, you will be deducted from the normal grade.

They get up late, so they don't have time to eat slowly in the cafeteria.

Sheng Han's family is well-off, and he has eaten all kinds of delicacies, but he is still very greedy.

What's more, his greediness depends on the situation - he is not greedy when he looks at what is in his own bowl, but he is only greedy when he looks at what is in other people's bowls.

Especially at this moment, when I saw Ji Lingzhou walking leisurely and sluggishly, and calmly eating the fragrant finger biscuits brushed with sauce and sandwiched with grilled sausage.

Sheng Han felt that the custard bun in his hand was no longer fragrant.

It is simply a dual stimulation of smell and vision.

Hungry him to death.

Sheng Han swallowed his saliva, moved his furry head towards Ji Lingzhou's pancake, and said, "Is it delicious, give me a bite."

"Delicious." Ji Lingzhou glanced at Chi Chi's rosy lips and the pink tongue hidden behind the white teeth, and moved his hands away from the cake with a normal expression.

Afterwards, her thin lips parted slightly, and said three words coldly.

"No food."

"?" It was within a few centimeters of biting, but it was gone, and Sheng Han's temper immediately came up, "Why don't you give it to me?"

Ji Lingzhou raised his eyes and looked at him leisurely: "Why should I give you my breakfast?"

Sheng Han was irrational and strong: "...you used to let me eat, and you ate mine. We have been eating each other! You have changed!"

His volume is not small, and his voice is extremely penetrating.

The students around looked at them curiously, and suddenly realized after a moment of contemplation, with an expression of "I understand, I understand", and walked away with an ambiguous smile.

Jiang Yiming and Song Yuan followed behind, chomping on the crispy mahua, watching the excitement without too much trouble.

The confrontation between the two in front of them has long been a Nikkei, and they have long been used to it.

Persuade a fight?That's what kids do.

The grown-ups choose to watch a play.

"Well, it's changed." Ji Lingzhou's eyes were bent, and he seemed to be smiling, but he didn't seem to be smiling. "The past is the past, and the present is the present."

"!!" Sheng Han scolded angrily.

Before he finished cursing, he heard Ji Lingzhou speak slowly: "Now, I don't want to share a share of finger cakes with someone who is in love."

The word "love" is very heavy.

After he finished speaking, his originally cold eyes seemed to become gloomy as well.

Sheng Han was frightened by Ji Lingzhou's eyes.

He suddenly felt a chill on his back, as if he was about to be eaten by the other party, and shivered unconsciously.

Does it make people angry?Want to beat me up?

Shouldn't it be...

Sheng Han couldn't see through Ji Lingzhou for a while, so he decided to be a good father and not be as knowledgeable as his son.

He straightened his back, stuffed the custard bun into his mouth, and muttered indistinctly: "I don't care if I don't eat it."

Hmph, I will buy two servings at noon and eat them secretly.

The custard bun was too big, and his cheeks were swollen. He choked enough, so he sucked two big mouthfuls of sweet milk, and finally swallowed it together.

There was residual milk foam on his lips, which he licked with the tip of his tongue.

Ji Lingzhou's eyes were dark and his face was calm, just looking sideways at him.

I don't know what to think in my mind.

After eating all the breakfast, Sheng Han burped comfortably, only to belatedly notice that Ji Lingzhou was looking at him.

"? What are you looking at?" Sheng Han glared, "You're just jealous, narrow-minded!"

After speaking, he felt that it was not enough to relieve his anger, so he stuffed all the garbage in his hands into Ji Lingzhou's arms, buckled the plastic bag on top of Ji Lingzhou's head, turned around and strode away.

·

Sheng Han has long since disappeared.

Ji Lingzhou lowered his eyes, took off the plastic bag above his head, shook the handle, and put the garbage in, including the milk carton whose straw was bitten flat.

"..."

I liked to chew on straws in elementary school.

I went to college and still haven't changed.

Like a child.

……Um.

I seem to be very careful.

I want to know the general knowledge of children.

Still like kids.

The author has something to say:

Finally, the text is hot, this is still a light-hearted and funny daily sweet article with the main purpose of falling in love! (In order to feel comfortable, try not to be too realistic or too substituting for reality! There must be exaggerations and exaggerations in it!)

I wish you all a happy reading!Bobo!

Sand sculpture campus sweet essay "Do you want to find fault" ask for advance receipt

Li Yue, a senior from No. [-] Middle School, counted his fate at a street stall. The stall owner said that his future wife was a beautiful boy. He angrily scolded the stall owner for deceiving pure and kind high school students, and even beat the stall owner away.

That day a transfer student came to the class, named Song Qingye, cold and cruel, with a tear mole in the corner of his eye, very pretty.

Li Yue rationally analyzed the whole day, and stopped him when school was over, with a serious expression on his face: "Just to remind you, you may be my future wife."

Song Qingye:?

Li Yue was afraid that he would not believe it, so he deliberately dug out the fortune-telling result from the trash can and pointed it in front of his eyes: "This is evidence."

Song Qing, who was seriously obsessed with cleanliness, also exploded, and punched up: "You are fucking courting death!"

Everyone in the No. [-] Middle School knew that the transfer student was a new boss, and he beat up the old boss on the first day of his arrival, and the relationship between the two has been in dire straits ever since.

In the third year of high school, he was still beating, breaking his mouth.

【School Bully Gong×Cool Brother Shou】