Online dating is to wear a small skirt

Senior Niu was interrupted from drinking Red Bull, and looked a little impatient. He turned around and wanted to ruthlessly refuse. After seeing Sheng Han's bright smile, he was stunned for a moment, and his impatience turned into a trace of panic: "Yes... yes."

Sheng Han rolled his eyes and smiled brighter: "Thank you senior, you are so kind."

"I also..." The cow swallowed, his eyes almost straightened, and he changed his words in the middle of his modest words, "Uh, I also think I'm pretty good."

After finishing speaking, he put down the Red Bull, walked towards the younger brother who was playing together with his hands and feet, and announced with dull eyes that someone was going to join.

Sheng Han touched his chin lightly, very satisfied with his strategy of breaking into the enemy camp.

...It's just that the cow's brain is not very good, it's stupid.

But it's not a big problem.

"Well, senior, I'm actually not very good at playing..." Sheng Han walked up to senior Niu, blinked his eyes, and asked in a pitiful whisper, "Senior, don't you despise me?"

Senior Niu has already fallen in love at the speed of light, so how dare he say he hates it: "No, no, I don't play well either."

The younger brothers were stunned.

——Brother Qin, who is the best in the whole department and has won awards, even said that he is not good at basketball! ?What kind of big shot is this junior? He actually made the court kill the gods in a low voice! ?

Could it be...

This is the future sister-in-law! ?

The younger brothers exchanged glances, and they all showed a look of sudden realization, and echoed: "Yes, yes, we are not good at fighting, so you don't need to be too stressed."

Brother Qin doesn't show off the limelight, let's not show off the limelight, we must be green leaves!

Sheng Han: Although it feels weird, but... the plan works √.

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There are too many people on the court. There are seven of them in total, and they only occupy half of the court. Regardless of the team, they pass the ball at will.

But since Sheng Han joined, the boys' movements have slowed down by a few beats. They were even cut off many times by Sheng Han who was pretending to be a rookie.

Especially Niu Xuechang, who was like a useless leader, floating around the perimeter of the court, which caused Sheng Han to have no chance to get close to him, because he had never touched the ball at all.

Sheng Han: "..."

Are you sure that cow is him?But why are these people so good? ?

With the dishes like this, are you embarrassed to play ball with spicy dicks? ? ?

"Senior," Sheng Han grabbed the corner of Senior Niu's clothes, complaining aggrieved and dissatisfied, "What's the matter with you? Are you letting me go?"

As soon as Sheng Han finished speaking, he almost made himself laugh.Fortunately, he kept his head down, so others could not see the corners of his mouth crazily raised.

With the experience of seducing Ji Lingzhou, his ability to pretend to be cute is simply perfect.

"Absolutely not!" The younger brothers around said in unison, impassioned, "It's the younger brother, you are too good!"

After speaking, he secretly looked at Senior Niu's face.

Senior Niu held the ball on his back and looked at him with dark eyes, but he didn't seem to dare to look carefully: "...Primary boy, do you want me to be stronger?"

"Think about it!" Sheng Han's eyes sparkled, "I want to fight for the ball with my senior!"

nonsense!Of course you have to grab the ball to get in touch with your cow!How can you start implementing a plan without getting in touch! ?

Otherwise, am I sick if I come here to play basketball at night! ?

"Okay, then I'll satisfy you," Senior Niu raised the corners of his lips, as if preparing to show off his might, "Go ahead."

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Niu Xuechang changed his previous trash appearance, stealing a layup and scoring a goal. Every movement was very smooth and beautiful, and the younger brothers exclaimed and clapped their hands exaggeratedly.

Sheng Han also exclaimed and clapped his hands, but secretly rolled his eyes in disdain.

Hmph, it's far worse than spicy dick.

Not long after, Sheng Han snatched a ball from the trash boy and was about to dribble for a layup.

Sheng Han took advantage of the opportunity, took advantage of Senior Niu's time to snatch the ball from him, pretended to want to snatch the ball back, and mercilessly grabbed three bloodstains on his forearm!

"Hiss..." Senior Niu gasped.

But he was unaffected, and didn't stop to cover his forearm until he made a perfect shot into the basket.

"Oh, how did this happen?" Sheng Han exclaimed, looking at the senior's forearm distressedly, reaching out to touch it, "Does the senior hurt? It's all my fault, I scratched the senior..."

The boys opened their mouths into an O-shape: Wow, are elementary school boys so sweet——

Seeing the beautiful fingertips, senior Niu's heart almost jumped out, and he ran away in a panic: "No, it's okay, it's normal to get injured on the court, don't worry about it."

Sheng Han: "..."

Oh shit!It's because of your mentality that it doesn't matter if you get hurt, that hot dick is so unlucky!

After being injured by you, I will not deliver food or ask for warmth!No fart! !

Sheng Han was so angry that he secretly decided to teach him a good lesson, but he still pretended to be distressed, almost bursting into tears: "I will definitely pay attention to it in the future, senior, I'm sorry."

Senior Niu could only comfort him in turn: "It's all right, it doesn't hurt at all, let's continue."

After playing for a while, Sheng Han found an opportunity again, and while Senior Niu was dribbling the ball, he pretended to inadvertently stretch out his foot and tripped hard!

Niu Xuechang staggered and nearly fell, and the ball was directly knocked out.

"Senior, I was wrong, I was too stupid..." Sheng Han didn't wait for the other party to react, he bowed his head and admitted wrongly, "I really don't know how to play basketball, or I'll leave, I won't play basketball again It's..."

Senior Niu was afraid that he would cry: "It's okay! It's really okay! I didn't fall!"

Sheng Han burst into tears: "It's my fault, I'm sorry..."

It's my fault, I didn't catch you!Otherwise, you will fall into a dog eating mud, worse than a hot chicken! !

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Next, Sheng Han "accidentally" tripped Senior Niu again, scratched his two bloodstains, pulled some hair from him, slapped him, and hit the bridge of his nose with a ball, and finally hurt his right hand. The thumb pestle arrived.

However, Senior Niu was so fascinated, whenever Sheng Han was so wronged that he was about to cry and said, "I'd better go, I won't play ball anymore, I'm an idiot, I shouldn't be playing," Senior Niu followed suit. I'm sorry, and said comfortingly, "It's okay, it's okay, don't care about it, it's just a minor injury."

It wasn't until Sheng Han wiped away two handfuls of tears that didn't exist with self-blame, and threatened to pay for medical expenses and mental damage if he continued to fight with everyone, that senior Niu reluctantly let him go.

Before leaving, Senior Niu asked for his contact information, saying that he wanted to make an appointment to play together next time.

...Your mother is outrageous, like a masochist, this is obviously not the result of the plan.

Sheng Han's expression almost collapsed.

Why?Why the fuck? ?

Why, since he knew that hot dicks like cute girls, everyone started to pay attention to this cute, sweet and soft idiot, seemingly overnight?Is that good? ?

"I didn't bring my mobile phone, so I can't remember the WeChat ID." Sheng Han pursed his lips, and pointed his finger aggrievedly, "Please tell me the WeChat ID, senior, I'll add it when I get back."

Senior Niu was surprised and delighted, and quickly ordered one of the younger brothers to help him get the paper and pen.

He wrote down the WeChat account eloquently, and handed it to Sheng Han flattered: "You have to keep it, I will wait for you to add me tonight."

Sheng Han carefully put it into his trouser pocket, and patted it twice pretending to be precious: "Yes! Yes!"

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After leaving the stadium, Sheng Han couldn't help but sneered, took out the note from his trouser pocket, and threw it directly into the passing trash can.

add you?I bother!Think beautifully!

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On the court, Senior Niu was covered in injuries and was surrounded by younger brothers, asking for their health.

If the little brothers were slightly surprised when they first saw Sheng Han, then now they have become dumbfounded and stunned.

——It's at this level, brother Qin is not angry, it really is the treatment that a future sister-in-law will have!

"I think that elementary school boy likes me," Senior Niu analyzed seriously, "Actually, I noticed him from the very beginning, he was watching me play from the sidelines, and secretly took pictures of me, I guess...he was watching me growing up He's handsome, and he's handsome playing basketball."

"Yeah, it must be like this." The younger brothers nodded repeatedly, saying that the one who loves more deeply is obviously you, Brother Qin.

Senior Niu thought for a while: "Do you think it's strange to like boys?"

Little brothers: "It's not strange, it's not strange." Brother Qin, you are such an awesome person, even if you like a cow, no one would dare to say it's strange.

Senior Niu continued to talk to himself: "I never thought that I would find a boy beautiful. It seems that I am not purely heterosexual, maybe bisexual, or even gay."

Brothers: "Hmm, so will he be our new sister-in-law?"

Senior Niu's ears perked up: "What does 'new' mean!? Do you have any old sisters-in-law!?"

Brothers: "No no no no..."

"No, I can't play anymore, and I can't play games and basketball every day. I'm going to read some novels about falling in love with boys, and learn how to chase boys. Then he, he..." Senior Niu was stuck for a long time, His eyes widened suddenly, "What's his name!?"

The little brothers were silent: Brother Qin, you don't even know, how could we know...

Senior Niu grabbed his hair anxiously: "Then what department is he from? Which class? My God! I didn't even ask anything! Fortunately, I gave him the WeChat ID, and he can... oh my God! What if he loses it! He's so stupid, he probably threw the note in the washing machine with his pants! What if he can't add me... omg! So the end result is that I may never find it again Him!?"

Brothers: "..."

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As soon as Sheng Han returned to the dormitory, Ji Lingzhou appeared in the entrance with a cane.

Sheng Han raised his eyes, and was stunned for a moment—it's really weird, at this moment, the hot dick, who is obviously stupid like a grandfather and leaning on crutches, how can he still look so handsome? ?

I even think that even though he is sitting in a wheelchair, he is extremely good-looking, much more beautiful than the cow today...

"Where did you go?" Ji Lingzhou asked.

Sheng Han opened his eyes and said nonsense: "...go out for a walk, eat too much dinner, you're too full."

Ji Lingzhou: "You didn't eat as much as I did today."

"Uh, yes." Sheng Han rubbed his nose, and then remembered that we ate together tonight, so he said forcefully, "But my appetite is much smaller than yours!"

Ji Lingzhou narrowed his eyes, and said slowly: "When you ate my wonton two days ago, why didn't I realize that your appetite is smaller than mine?"

"..." Sheng Han decided to avoid the topic, "Hmph, I'm going back to my room, I'm ignoring you."

Ji Lingzhou remained silent, watching Sheng Han slip back into the bedroom with oil on his feet.

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