Online dating is to wear a small skirt

[Team] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: You are here, you can start.

[Team] Not cold:?

[Team] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Let me introduce, this is my friend, who also happens to be writing.

[Team] Not cold:? ? ?

[Team] Qing Bao'er: What's wrong with my husband?Why put a question mark? QQ

[Team] There is a handsome comparison in the mirror: Don't worry, boss, Brother Chuan's operation is absolutely ok. I have played against him in the arena.

[Team] Not cold: Have you ever played in the arena? ?

[Team] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Yes, I couldn’t find my teammates that day, and I called them casually in the world.

[Team] Not cold: Oh, that's quite a coincidence.

[Team] Shuaibi in the mirror: What's wrong?Do you know each other?

[Team] Qing Bao'er: My husband doesn't care about other people's troubles, sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh TAT

Sheng Han thinks that he has a correct mind, and pays attention to priorities in everything - serious things should be said first, and love and coquettish chats should be said later.

He raised his hand and typed without any psychological pressure: I know you, we are the room...

[Team] Go to heaven by boat: I don't know.

"?"Grass.

Sheng Han cursed in a low voice, and tapped delete forcefully with his ring finger, deleting everything that was not finished.

Ha ha.

You don't know your dad, and your dad doesn't know you either.

[Team] Not cold: I don't know **. (stupid)

[Team] Not cold: **. (stupid)

[Team] Not cold: ***!Can't send it out! (damn it)

[Team] Not cold: ………

Sheng Han was exasperated, and threw the pillow on the ground again.

[Team] Floating Dream: Uh, let the boss calm down...or else, just spell it out?

[Team] Not cold: no fight.

[Team] Not cold: I don't want to give half a word to **. (stupid)

[Team] Qing Baoer: Huh huh huh. TAT

[Team] Not cold: Don't cry, let's go, I'll take you to Daben.

[Team] Qing Baoer: Husband is the best! ^3^

·

During the transmission into the dungeon, two people in the team quietly chatted privately.

[Private Chat] Floating Dream: Has the boss always talked about love like this?It turns out that the gang leader likes this hexagram?I always thought that he would like intellectuals, Yujie kind...

[Private chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: I don’t know, it’s also the first time I see her.

[Private chat] Shuaibi in the mirror: What's wrong?Is it bad to speak like that?I think it's cute?

[Private Chat] Floating Dream: ...

[Private Chat] Floating Dream: All right, it's my problem.

·

The dungeon they played is relatively difficult among the mainstream dungeons of the current season.

But because everyone's equipment is relatively perfect, as long as they can hide their skills, pull the T well, the nanny will not die, and they can fight with their eyes closed.

2 minute later.

[Team] Not cold: ………

Sheng Han's facial features wrinkled together, the corners of his mouth twitched, he hesitated to speak, and looked at the five corpses lying on the ground.

He has played this copy dozens of times.

Except for opening up wasteland at the beginning of the season, there has never been a group wipeout.

He had never seen such a nanny in his life.

He suspected that she didn't have milk at all, or that she only milked when she was full of blood, and left it alone when she started to lose blood.

He took a deep breath.

[Team] Not cold: Qing Baoer, have you played this book?

[Team] Qing Bao'er: I haven't played before, this is my first time, and the first time I dedicated it to my dear husband. QQ

[Team] Not cold: Do you know the red range on the ground, do you want to avoid it?

[Team] Qing Baoer: I know, but they are stupid and stupid. TAT

[Team] Not cold: ...

[Team] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: ah, it’s okay, it’s okay, let’s try again, it will be fine after one or two rounds.

[Team] Qing Baoer: Woohoo, I will work hard. TAT

[Team] Not cold: In this way, turn on the voice of the team, and I will teach you.

[Team] Qing Baoer: Okay!Husband is the best! >3

Sheng Han, as the leader of the top ten guilds in the rankings, is also considered to be a respectable person in the game. He has commanded countless raids, battlefields, gang battles, and arenas.

Teaching her to play this small dungeon must be a no-brainer.

·

"Qing Bao'er hides under the red circle."

"It's for you to run out, not for you to stand in and get skills."

"When the boss reads the article, find a platform to stand, otherwise he will hit the full-screen AOE, and the damage will be very high."

"...It is to stand on the platform, not to let you run to the corner. This is a full-screen AOE, no matter how far you run, you will not be able to escape the screen."

"Nurse T, he is dying, don't just milk yourself, you are full of blood now."

[Team] Qing Baoer: Woohoo, my husband is so fierce. TAT

Sheng Han: "..."

Is this fucking fierce! ?

He felt that he had restrained himself.

If the other party was a man, he would have started complaining a long time ago, how could he speak so well.

·

Under Sheng Han's command, Qing Bao'er barely survived, and finally did not die before the boss.

[Team] Floating Dream: Finally passed...

[Team] Not cold: Not bad.

[Team] Qing Bao'er: It's my husband who directs well!Husband is the best! ^3^

There are a few waves of mobs in front of the second boss, it's easy to fight, but it takes a little time.

At this time, everyone usually paddles and chats.

[Team] Not cold: The next boss skill is easy to hide, I will tell you when the time comes.

[Team] Qing Baoer: Yes!People will work hard! ^3^

He was about to reply when he discovered that Qing Bao'er had sent him a private message.

[Private chat] Qing Baoer: Husband, husband!Just now people saw a fashion!So beautiful!

[Private chat] Not cold: From the mall?

[Private Chat] Qing Bao'er: Hmm! 588 pieces! >3

[Private chat] Not cold: buy it if you like it.

[Private chat] Qing Bao'er: But they don't have small money to mess with.

[Private chat] Not cold: Where's your money?

[Private chat] Qing Bao'er: I was provoked by people buying beautiful lipsticks. TAT

[Private chat] Not cold: Then don't buy it, learn to control material desires.

[Private Chat] Qing Baoer: Huh!People want it! TAT

Sheng Han sighed.

Alas, the little girl now.

[Private chat] Not cold: Games are not reality, buying so many fashions is useless except to look good, if you don’t have enough pocket money, don’t invest so much in the game.

Sheng Han's family is in a good condition, with tens of thousands of pocket money every month, and he can buy whatever he wants to buy for playing games, and he doesn't waste money like a moonshine.

But what he said was true.

[Private Chat] Qing Baoer: ...

After a string of ellipsis, there is no more text.

——She must have started to reflect.

Sheng Han was very pleased.

·

at the same time.

[Private chat] There is a handsome guy in the mirror: The boss, this is definitely true love.

[Private Chat] Floating Dream: That's right, with his violent temper, if it was normal, he would have spewed shit out of people...

[Private chat] Shuaibi in the mirror: I also want to find love.

[Private Chat] Floating Dream:?

[Private chat] Shuaibi in the mirror: I really like this kind of stupid girl, she feels so cute, she can be held in the palm of your hand and pampered, but she can only rely on me.

[Private chat] You of Floating Dream: ...you have read too many romance novels.

[Private chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Why?I just like it, right?Don't the boss like it too?

[Private Chat] Floating Dream: Let's go...

[Private chat] There is a handsome guy in the mirror: Brother Chuan might like it too, I'll ask.

·

[Private chat] There is a handsome guy in the mirror: buddy, do you like stupid people who can act like a baby?

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky:?

Something, a sentence without beginning or end.

If it's Qing Bao'er's kind, then it must be a deep dislike.

Ji Lingzhou glanced at the "husband" in the team chat, his eyes were dark, his teeth were clenched unconsciously, and veins appeared on his forehead.

He was poker-faced and about to say "no."

[Private Chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Oh, that is, do you want your partner to be the stupid, cute, and coquettish type?

[Private chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: he will cry in front of you, softly and sweetly call your husband and so on.

[Private chat] Shuaibi in the mirror: Do you like it?

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

He froze slightly.

Unconsciously, I imagined it—a poor kid who was looking for love, his eyes were wet and red, he had no strength to swear, he could only call his husband softly and sweetly, and act coquettishly.

Ji Lingzhou's Adam's apple rolled.

[Private chat] Go to the sky by boat: I like it very much.

·

Sheng Han's command was very stable, Qing Bao'er was also very up-to-date, and the last two bosses were no longer wiped out.

Ben, who could have finished it in 15 minutes, insisted on grinding for more than half an hour.

Fortunately, it was finally over.

[Team] Floating Dream: I'll play first, 8.

[Team] Not cold: wave.

[Team] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Bye, I'm going to do a daily routine.

[Team] Qing Bao'er: Husband, let's go see the scenery later!I know a super super beautiful place!

[Team] Qing Baoer: We can change into beautiful clothes and take beautiful photos! >3

Sheng Han: "...um."

It is not impossible.

He has been playing this game for so long, he is often fighting and killing, and he has hardly had a look at the scenery for leisure.

Once in a while, I feel...

"Knock Knock Knock-"

There was a knock on the door behind him.

The sound was very loud, as if he had exerted a lot of strength, and his knuckles hurt just listening to it.

He turned his head, and before he could answer, the door was opened.

Ji Lingzhou stepped into the house.

Sheng Han frowned.

He still remembered the Qiu who the other party said "I don't know", the Qiu who wanted to curse but was blocked, and the Qiu who obviously wrote a book together but didn't talk to him and treated him like nothing!

Hatred is mortal!

"Why?" Sheng Han squinted his eyes and asked angrily, "Is there something wrong?"

Ji Lingzhou automatically ignored the other party's hostile gaze, looked directly at him with deep eyes, and opened his thin lips lightly: "I will teach you the content of today's online substitute class."

Sheng Han: "?...Now?"

Ji Lingzhou: "Now."

Sheng Han glanced at the electronic clock, it was almost eight o'clock.

Except for the end of the semester, after eight o'clock in the evening, he only plays games and does not study.

and.

He still wants to see the scenery for a while!

"I have something to do tonight." Sheng Han paused, "Can I do it tomorrow?"

"No time."

"What about the day after tomorrow?"

"No time."

"How about...wait until the end of the period?"

"Who cares about you at the end of the term."

Sheng Han: "..."

That's right, at the end of the semester, everyone is too busy to take care of themselves, how can it be possible to teach others troublesome courses.

"I'll give you three numbers," Ji Lingzhou narrowed his eyes, and said coldly, "Forget it, I have no obligation to teach you."

"one."

"two."

"Use it, use it," Sheng Han said, thinking of the line agent, it hurts, and no one taught him to fight directly, so he could only surrender, "Give me 2 minutes, and I will tell my love."

Ji Lingzhou sneered: "Ten seconds, no waiting."

"...Okay," Sheng Han gritted his teeth, enduring the humiliation of being coerced, "I'll fucking listen to you."

[Team] Not cold: I have something to do, let's go first.

[Team] Not cold: Bye.

Under Ji Lingzhou's death stare, he forcefully quit the game with his scalp numb, without even having time to glance at the other party's reply.

...Hmph, bastard.

So what are you doing so fiercely? It's scary.

·

While waiting for Sheng Han to flip through the textbooks from the trash, Ji Lingzhou's eyes lowered slightly, and he saw the corgi pillow lying on the ground with his head down.

It was his birthday present to Sheng Han in his third year of high school.

During that time, their relationship was pretty good, so Sheng Han happily accepted it.

So I didn't realize that Ji Lingzhou actually used this pillow to say that he looks like a corgi.

"...Why is this on the ground?" Ji Lingzhou picked it up and asked.

"Ah," Sheng Han had long forgotten about this, quickly snatched it back and threw it on the bed, staring at it aggressively, "It fell, it fell on the ground, otherwise how could it be on the ground!"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

The author has something to say:

Sheng Han: Corgi pillows are spicy dicks.

Ji Lingzhou: The corgi pillow is a child.

Corgi Pillow: Stop arguing about QAQ, I'll be your son...