Online dating is to wear a small skirt
Chapter 49
Sheng Han realized what he said, his face turned red instantly, and his mind was completely cleared from the daze, he stammered: "No, no, I just, uh, read a novel last night..."
Ji Lingzhou pushed open the door and walked out of the bathroom: "What did you just say? What novel?"
Sheng Han: "...Huh? Didn't you hear that?"
"The door is almost closed, and your voice is not too loud." Ji Lingzhou blinked and said calmly, "My hearing is not so good, you think too highly of me."
Sheng Han: "Oh, oh..."
Ji Lingzhou raised his eyebrows: "So, what did you say?"
Sheng Han stroked his chest, heaved a sigh of relief, and started talking nonsense: "I told you to wait a moment, I was a little anxious to go to the bathroom, I hope you can let me go! The reason I am in a hurry to go to the bathroom is... I watched it last night. The novel is horrific, and I was too scared to leave the room! So I held it in until this morning, it was about to blow up, so hurry up!"
Ji Lingzhou really didn't expect this kid to make up the story like this, his expression of wanting to laugh almost couldn't hold back, and he turned sideways to get out of the way into the bathroom, but his mouth was still teasing him: "What novel? Is it so attractive, I I want to see it too."
Sheng Han rushed into the bathroom, grabbed his pants, blushed and hesitated for a long time, and casually said a familiar author: "Yes, it was written by Lost and Broken Bridge, called, called... Oops! Go away! Close the door! Don't Watch me go to the bathroom! Pervert!!"
Ji Lingzhou didn't say anything, just smiled and closed the door.
·
Finally shouting people away, Sheng Han heaved a sigh of relief.
It's okay, it's okay, Spicy Chicken didn't hear it.
If you really hear it, not only will you be found out to be a sweet little gummy, but you will be laughed at for a long time because you accidentally called out "brother".
It's terrible, you should pay more attention to what you say in the future, and don't speak nonsense anymore...
Sheng Han finished draining the water, lowered his head, glanced at his own, suddenly remembered the scene in his dream, and the roots of his ears instantly became hotter.
When the hot dick in the dream was doing that with him, he was behind him while holding his hands in front of him. The double pinch made him seem to float into the sky and then fall into the soft and warm cotton.
The feeling in the dream is very real, as if it happened in the real body.
He just recalled it, and then——
"!!!"
Sheng Han touched his cheek with the back of his hand, and touched the hot spot, he straightened his pants quickly, went to the sink and washed his face with cold water.
After washing his face, he looked up at the glasses, his cheeks were still very red.
...You can tell you are thinking something embarrassing just by looking at it, and you must not be seen by hot dicks.
"Are you ready?" Ji Lingzhou asked outside.
"No, no!" Sheng Han trembled in fright, and shouted loudly, "I want to wash my hair again! It's too messy! You go back to the room and wait!"
Ji Lingzhou: "But I also want to go to the bathroom, you can wait until I finish going to the bathroom before washing my hair."
Sheng Han: "...you hold back!"
Ji Lingzhou leaned against the wall leisurely, and lazily stated the facts: "I don't want to hold back, it's bad for my health if I hold it for a long time, can you bear to see me in bad health?"
It is self-evident that it is not good for the body.
Sheng Han understood the meaning of the words, and when he thought of the thing in the state he saw in his dream, his face blushed again, and he couldn't help it.
"You're so annoying! Hurry up!!"
Sheng Han jumped like thunder, rushed out of the bathroom, pushed Ji Lingzhou in, covered his face and ran away.
Ji Lingzhou paid attention to the expression of the other party the moment the door opened, just happened to see the flushed face in his eyes, thought for a moment, then smiled softly.
·
This day, Sheng Han ate breakfast by himself.
The reason is that spicy dicks are too annoying, and he has to go to the toilet when he wants to wash his hair, which makes him not want to wash his hair, and his hair is always messy, so he decides to stay away from spicy dicks.
After Jiang Yiming heard this reason, he felt very unbelievable, thinking that the two of them had conflicts again, and wanted to ask some more questions to help mediate.
Song Yuan quickly covered his mouth with his eyes and hands, dragging him away.
Jiang Yiming: "What are you doing? Why don't you let me ask?"
"Have you forgotten?" Song Yuan smiled meaningfully, "Brother Zhou said Han Han is shy."
Jiang Yiming: "!"
Song Yuan: "Haven't you understood after so long? With Hanhan's personality, the more shy he is, the more he wants to stay away from Brother Zhou, and the more he will say that Brother Zhou hates him."
Jiang Yiming hesitated: "So, are they together..."
"Hush," Song Yuan put a finger in front of his lips, mysteriously, "If you understand it, just understand it."
Jiang Yiming was a little desperate: "..."
How can I understand this? I can't understand it at all. If I don't know that they are together, I can only understand that they are in conflict...
Sheng Han ate slowly, and came to the classroom later than Ji Lingzhou, stood beside his regular seat and stared at Ji Lingzhou, blushing and hesitating for a moment, then ran to the last row to sit.
Ji Lingzhou was not surprised, he packed his things slowly, and followed him to the last row.
Sheng Han had just put the bag into the table, and was about to take out the books and pens, when he raised his eyes and saw Ji Lingzhou walking beside him, he was extremely vigilant, grabbed the bag tightly, and was ready to escape at any time.
"Don't go," Ji Lingzhou sat down beside him, and said bluntly, "I want to sit with you."
Sheng Han: "!?"
"..."
"........."
I don't know if it was affected by yesterday's dream, but the meaning he understood at the first moment turned out to be - I want to have sex with you.
During the few seconds he was dazed and ashamed, Ji Lingzhou had already sat down.
The students around looked at them curiously, wondering how they sat in the back.
It's not good for Sheng Han to move his seat, and it's not good to chase people away loudly. He just curled up his fingers and moved his buttocks, trying to sit farther away from Ji Lingzhou.
·
It didn't take long before class started.
Sheng Han's body was always stiff, the hand holding the pen trembled slightly, and he didn't know what to write after listening to the class for a long time.
Ji Lingzhou watched him for a long time from the corner of his eye, and seeing that he didn't look like he was listening to a class, he was all stiff and his ears were getting redder and redder, so he whispered thoughtfully: "Did you dream last night?"
Sheng Han: "!!!"
Ji Lingzhou: "..." There was a lot of reaction, it seems that I guessed it right.
"What are you dreaming about, Chun Meng?" Ji Lingzhou pressed his chin lightly, with a bewitching voice, "Did you dream of me again?"
Sheng Han gasped: "!?!?"
Ji Lingzhou was very satisfied with the child's reaction, so he continued to guess: "Is it more than the last spring dream?"
"...What nonsense are you talking about, me, I never dreamed of you," Sheng Han lowered his head, his ears burned, and the fingertips holding the pen tightly turned white, "I dreamed of my future girlfriend, snort."
Ji Lingzhou calmly reminded: "You may have forgotten that when you were at KTV that day, you already said everything."
"!?" Sheng Han's eyes widened, and he turned his head in horror, "What did I say? Why did I say it? Didn't I drink alcohol when I asked the question? Could it be... Could it be that I said it after I was drunk!? Why didn't you tell me that day!?"
Ah ah ah ah ah!Never drink again! !
"Oh, I don't think it's a big deal, it's normal," Ji Lingzhou paused for a moment, with a relaxed tone, "Having spring dreams, dreaming about me, and reacting after waking up... I don't think it's a big deal , boys of our age, it's normal for these things to happen."
Sheng Han was suspicious: "...is it really normal?"
Ji Lingzhou nodded without changing his face: "Well, who hasn't had a spring dream. You see me every day, and of course it is easy to see me in a spring dream. You see me every day, and you dream at night."
Sheng Han was so dizzy by the words that he actually felt that there was some truth to it.
"Then, that," Sheng Han lowered his voice, and asked cautiously, "Have you ever had...a spring dream?"
Ji Lingzhou: "Of course."
"!" Sheng Han was slightly surprised, his eyes lit up, obviously very curious, "Then who did you dream about? Is it someone I know?"
Ji Lingzhou said calmly, "I dreamed of you."
Sheng Han: "... who?"
Ji Lingzhou: "You."
"!?" Sheng Han's breathing became rapid and his heart was pounding, "Why, why did you dream of me?" What good dreams do I have?Even if you want to have a spring dream, shouldn't you dream of sweet little jellybeans?
Ji Lingzhou: "Because I see you every day." Because I like you.
He paused, and then added: "It's the same reason as when you dreamed of me."
Sheng Han: "...Oh, so."
His tone was faintly lost, Ji Lingzhou heard it, the corners of his lips slightly evoked a happy arc, but he didn't expose it, and changed the subject calmly: "What did you dream about me last night?"
Sheng Han: "That's right, it's normal, what should Chunmeng dream about, I will dream about whatever!"
Ji Lingzhou: "Did you dream about that?"
Sheng Han: "..."
Ji Lingzhou smiled: "I guessed right."
"Yeah, that's what it means," Sheng Han replied vaguely, and then changed the topic back, "You dreamed about me, and you also dreamed about that?"
Ji Lingzhou: "Yes."
After getting an affirmative answer, Sheng Han insisted on asking: "Which matter? Tell me about it."
Ji Lingzhou: "... same as you."
Sheng Han: "Really, really? Exactly the same?"
How could it be exactly the same?What I dreamed about was being the other party, don't you also dream about being the other party... No, no, you should be the other way around, right?How could you dream of being me...
Ji Lingzhou: "Yes."
Sheng Han: "?"
Ji Lingzhou repeated again: "It's the same as your dream, what you dream, what I dream."
Sheng Han let out an "oh" with a quick heartbeat, didn't say anything else, and stared up at the teacher, thinking about something indiscriminately.
Ji Lingzhou glanced at Sheng Han, and couldn't guess what he was thinking for a while, but he didn't ask, and continued to listen to the class, writing and drawing on the book with a loose expression.
——If you really think of something, the child will say it.
·
ten minutes later.
"Hey, hello, dick," Sheng Han said suddenly, touched Ji Lingzhou with his elbow, lowered his voice and moved closer, "I'll ask you another question, you must answer."
Ji Lingzhou: "Well, ask."
Sheng Han glanced at the teacher, and then at the classmates around him, seeing that no one was paying attention to him, he breathed a sigh of relief, swallowed, his face was a little red and shy, but his eyes couldn't hide the excitement .
Ji Lingzhou narrowed his eyes slightly.
Why are children excited?Have you already... accepted the interaction in the dream?
Already... bent?
"You dreamed about it," Sheng Han swallowed again, and asked in a low voice, "Is it really me who is with you?"
Ji Lingzhou: "?"
The author has something to say:
Ji Lingzhou: What was he thinking about in the past ten minutes! ?
Once again, I want to mention one thing full of desire to survive - it is not a good habit to talk small talk in class! (Especially when discussing strange topics) Children, don't learn from them!
Ji Lingzhou pushed open the door and walked out of the bathroom: "What did you just say? What novel?"
Sheng Han: "...Huh? Didn't you hear that?"
"The door is almost closed, and your voice is not too loud." Ji Lingzhou blinked and said calmly, "My hearing is not so good, you think too highly of me."
Sheng Han: "Oh, oh..."
Ji Lingzhou raised his eyebrows: "So, what did you say?"
Sheng Han stroked his chest, heaved a sigh of relief, and started talking nonsense: "I told you to wait a moment, I was a little anxious to go to the bathroom, I hope you can let me go! The reason I am in a hurry to go to the bathroom is... I watched it last night. The novel is horrific, and I was too scared to leave the room! So I held it in until this morning, it was about to blow up, so hurry up!"
Ji Lingzhou really didn't expect this kid to make up the story like this, his expression of wanting to laugh almost couldn't hold back, and he turned sideways to get out of the way into the bathroom, but his mouth was still teasing him: "What novel? Is it so attractive, I I want to see it too."
Sheng Han rushed into the bathroom, grabbed his pants, blushed and hesitated for a long time, and casually said a familiar author: "Yes, it was written by Lost and Broken Bridge, called, called... Oops! Go away! Close the door! Don't Watch me go to the bathroom! Pervert!!"
Ji Lingzhou didn't say anything, just smiled and closed the door.
·
Finally shouting people away, Sheng Han heaved a sigh of relief.
It's okay, it's okay, Spicy Chicken didn't hear it.
If you really hear it, not only will you be found out to be a sweet little gummy, but you will be laughed at for a long time because you accidentally called out "brother".
It's terrible, you should pay more attention to what you say in the future, and don't speak nonsense anymore...
Sheng Han finished draining the water, lowered his head, glanced at his own, suddenly remembered the scene in his dream, and the roots of his ears instantly became hotter.
When the hot dick in the dream was doing that with him, he was behind him while holding his hands in front of him. The double pinch made him seem to float into the sky and then fall into the soft and warm cotton.
The feeling in the dream is very real, as if it happened in the real body.
He just recalled it, and then——
"!!!"
Sheng Han touched his cheek with the back of his hand, and touched the hot spot, he straightened his pants quickly, went to the sink and washed his face with cold water.
After washing his face, he looked up at the glasses, his cheeks were still very red.
...You can tell you are thinking something embarrassing just by looking at it, and you must not be seen by hot dicks.
"Are you ready?" Ji Lingzhou asked outside.
"No, no!" Sheng Han trembled in fright, and shouted loudly, "I want to wash my hair again! It's too messy! You go back to the room and wait!"
Ji Lingzhou: "But I also want to go to the bathroom, you can wait until I finish going to the bathroom before washing my hair."
Sheng Han: "...you hold back!"
Ji Lingzhou leaned against the wall leisurely, and lazily stated the facts: "I don't want to hold back, it's bad for my health if I hold it for a long time, can you bear to see me in bad health?"
It is self-evident that it is not good for the body.
Sheng Han understood the meaning of the words, and when he thought of the thing in the state he saw in his dream, his face blushed again, and he couldn't help it.
"You're so annoying! Hurry up!!"
Sheng Han jumped like thunder, rushed out of the bathroom, pushed Ji Lingzhou in, covered his face and ran away.
Ji Lingzhou paid attention to the expression of the other party the moment the door opened, just happened to see the flushed face in his eyes, thought for a moment, then smiled softly.
·
This day, Sheng Han ate breakfast by himself.
The reason is that spicy dicks are too annoying, and he has to go to the toilet when he wants to wash his hair, which makes him not want to wash his hair, and his hair is always messy, so he decides to stay away from spicy dicks.
After Jiang Yiming heard this reason, he felt very unbelievable, thinking that the two of them had conflicts again, and wanted to ask some more questions to help mediate.
Song Yuan quickly covered his mouth with his eyes and hands, dragging him away.
Jiang Yiming: "What are you doing? Why don't you let me ask?"
"Have you forgotten?" Song Yuan smiled meaningfully, "Brother Zhou said Han Han is shy."
Jiang Yiming: "!"
Song Yuan: "Haven't you understood after so long? With Hanhan's personality, the more shy he is, the more he wants to stay away from Brother Zhou, and the more he will say that Brother Zhou hates him."
Jiang Yiming hesitated: "So, are they together..."
"Hush," Song Yuan put a finger in front of his lips, mysteriously, "If you understand it, just understand it."
Jiang Yiming was a little desperate: "..."
How can I understand this? I can't understand it at all. If I don't know that they are together, I can only understand that they are in conflict...
Sheng Han ate slowly, and came to the classroom later than Ji Lingzhou, stood beside his regular seat and stared at Ji Lingzhou, blushing and hesitating for a moment, then ran to the last row to sit.
Ji Lingzhou was not surprised, he packed his things slowly, and followed him to the last row.
Sheng Han had just put the bag into the table, and was about to take out the books and pens, when he raised his eyes and saw Ji Lingzhou walking beside him, he was extremely vigilant, grabbed the bag tightly, and was ready to escape at any time.
"Don't go," Ji Lingzhou sat down beside him, and said bluntly, "I want to sit with you."
Sheng Han: "!?"
"..."
"........."
I don't know if it was affected by yesterday's dream, but the meaning he understood at the first moment turned out to be - I want to have sex with you.
During the few seconds he was dazed and ashamed, Ji Lingzhou had already sat down.
The students around looked at them curiously, wondering how they sat in the back.
It's not good for Sheng Han to move his seat, and it's not good to chase people away loudly. He just curled up his fingers and moved his buttocks, trying to sit farther away from Ji Lingzhou.
·
It didn't take long before class started.
Sheng Han's body was always stiff, the hand holding the pen trembled slightly, and he didn't know what to write after listening to the class for a long time.
Ji Lingzhou watched him for a long time from the corner of his eye, and seeing that he didn't look like he was listening to a class, he was all stiff and his ears were getting redder and redder, so he whispered thoughtfully: "Did you dream last night?"
Sheng Han: "!!!"
Ji Lingzhou: "..." There was a lot of reaction, it seems that I guessed it right.
"What are you dreaming about, Chun Meng?" Ji Lingzhou pressed his chin lightly, with a bewitching voice, "Did you dream of me again?"
Sheng Han gasped: "!?!?"
Ji Lingzhou was very satisfied with the child's reaction, so he continued to guess: "Is it more than the last spring dream?"
"...What nonsense are you talking about, me, I never dreamed of you," Sheng Han lowered his head, his ears burned, and the fingertips holding the pen tightly turned white, "I dreamed of my future girlfriend, snort."
Ji Lingzhou calmly reminded: "You may have forgotten that when you were at KTV that day, you already said everything."
"!?" Sheng Han's eyes widened, and he turned his head in horror, "What did I say? Why did I say it? Didn't I drink alcohol when I asked the question? Could it be... Could it be that I said it after I was drunk!? Why didn't you tell me that day!?"
Ah ah ah ah ah!Never drink again! !
"Oh, I don't think it's a big deal, it's normal," Ji Lingzhou paused for a moment, with a relaxed tone, "Having spring dreams, dreaming about me, and reacting after waking up... I don't think it's a big deal , boys of our age, it's normal for these things to happen."
Sheng Han was suspicious: "...is it really normal?"
Ji Lingzhou nodded without changing his face: "Well, who hasn't had a spring dream. You see me every day, and of course it is easy to see me in a spring dream. You see me every day, and you dream at night."
Sheng Han was so dizzy by the words that he actually felt that there was some truth to it.
"Then, that," Sheng Han lowered his voice, and asked cautiously, "Have you ever had...a spring dream?"
Ji Lingzhou: "Of course."
"!" Sheng Han was slightly surprised, his eyes lit up, obviously very curious, "Then who did you dream about? Is it someone I know?"
Ji Lingzhou said calmly, "I dreamed of you."
Sheng Han: "... who?"
Ji Lingzhou: "You."
"!?" Sheng Han's breathing became rapid and his heart was pounding, "Why, why did you dream of me?" What good dreams do I have?Even if you want to have a spring dream, shouldn't you dream of sweet little jellybeans?
Ji Lingzhou: "Because I see you every day." Because I like you.
He paused, and then added: "It's the same reason as when you dreamed of me."
Sheng Han: "...Oh, so."
His tone was faintly lost, Ji Lingzhou heard it, the corners of his lips slightly evoked a happy arc, but he didn't expose it, and changed the subject calmly: "What did you dream about me last night?"
Sheng Han: "That's right, it's normal, what should Chunmeng dream about, I will dream about whatever!"
Ji Lingzhou: "Did you dream about that?"
Sheng Han: "..."
Ji Lingzhou smiled: "I guessed right."
"Yeah, that's what it means," Sheng Han replied vaguely, and then changed the topic back, "You dreamed about me, and you also dreamed about that?"
Ji Lingzhou: "Yes."
After getting an affirmative answer, Sheng Han insisted on asking: "Which matter? Tell me about it."
Ji Lingzhou: "... same as you."
Sheng Han: "Really, really? Exactly the same?"
How could it be exactly the same?What I dreamed about was being the other party, don't you also dream about being the other party... No, no, you should be the other way around, right?How could you dream of being me...
Ji Lingzhou: "Yes."
Sheng Han: "?"
Ji Lingzhou repeated again: "It's the same as your dream, what you dream, what I dream."
Sheng Han let out an "oh" with a quick heartbeat, didn't say anything else, and stared up at the teacher, thinking about something indiscriminately.
Ji Lingzhou glanced at Sheng Han, and couldn't guess what he was thinking for a while, but he didn't ask, and continued to listen to the class, writing and drawing on the book with a loose expression.
——If you really think of something, the child will say it.
·
ten minutes later.
"Hey, hello, dick," Sheng Han said suddenly, touched Ji Lingzhou with his elbow, lowered his voice and moved closer, "I'll ask you another question, you must answer."
Ji Lingzhou: "Well, ask."
Sheng Han glanced at the teacher, and then at the classmates around him, seeing that no one was paying attention to him, he breathed a sigh of relief, swallowed, his face was a little red and shy, but his eyes couldn't hide the excitement .
Ji Lingzhou narrowed his eyes slightly.
Why are children excited?Have you already... accepted the interaction in the dream?
Already... bent?
"You dreamed about it," Sheng Han swallowed again, and asked in a low voice, "Is it really me who is with you?"
Ji Lingzhou: "?"
The author has something to say:
Ji Lingzhou: What was he thinking about in the past ten minutes! ?
Once again, I want to mention one thing full of desire to survive - it is not a good habit to talk small talk in class! (Especially when discussing strange topics) Children, don't learn from them!
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