Online dating is to wear a small skirt

Ever since the day he confirmed his online dating relationship, Sheng Han would chat with Ji Lingzhou on his WeChat account every day.

However, apart from good morning, good afternoon, and good night, all they could talk about was game-related content. Sheng Han never took the initiative to bring up topics related to daily life, and Ji Lingzhou didn't ask either.

But Sheng Han felt that this was not going to work.

His character design is too thin, apart from being cute, sweet and soft, he has no other specific setting.

Age, identity, height, weight, living conditions, etc., have never been considered by him himself. Once asked, he can only make it up, and it is very likely that the made up will contradict the previous statement.

To play Sweet Gummy well, it's not enough to just be coquettish and cute. He has to do more to establish himself as a stable character.

Otherwise, Smelly Chicken is so smart, and you will definitely find clues in future in-depth exchanges.

There is only one situation where he can accept losing the horse, that is, he takes the initiative to tell the other party that he is Sweet Gummy, and laugh at the other party.

Never let the other party discover the vest first, let alone reveal that you like the other party.

Otherwise, with the character of that stinking thing... he would definitely tease him.

The stinky thing he likes likes others, he already feels very uncomfortable, and he doesn't want to be teased by the stinky thing anymore.

·

After Sheng Han sent Ji Lingzhou a voice message, while waiting for a reply, he thought about it, and decided to start consolidating his personality by sending it to Moments.

Well, what circle of friends should I post?

It must be content that fits the character of cute girls, and it must be something that ordinary boys do not post.

He stared at the posting interface for a long time. Apart from thinking of posting a selfie of a cute girl he found on the Internet, and adding the words "She's so cute! >3<", he couldn't think of anything else.

However, he cleared the previous chat history and the photo album, and he didn't remember what the selfie of the girl he sent before looked like.

If you send someone who looks different, you will definitely lose your horse.

...Help, the situation is very fucking serious, and you must not post photos in the future.

But other than that, he doesn't know what girls like at all.

Sheng Han: "..."

Am I so ignorant of girls?Why didn't you realize it before?

It's over, I don't understand anything, I don't even know what girls like in general, it will be difficult to find a girlfriend in the future, if I haven't been in a relationship until I'm 40 or [-], I'm probably going to be laughed at by that stinky thing.

...It's still the kind that hugs a cute girlfriend and laughs at it.

That stinky thing must be very understanding, right?

He knows everything, understands everything, and is so charming that girls will always like him.

I still remember when I was in high school, girls often came to Ji Lingzhou to confess, some were from the same class, some were from the next class, and from time to time there were a few beautiful seniors.

But Ji Lingzhou refused every time, and the reason was the same - he was underage, and he didn't want to fall in love early.

At that time, many boys in the class teased him, asking: "Why do you have to wait to become an adult? Brother Zhou, what do you want to do? Do things that minors can't do... love? Hahahaha."

Every time Ji Lingzhou faced these pornographic jokes, he just laughed it off and never explained.

Sheng Han was rather stupid at the time, and was led astray by those boys for a while, really thought that Ji Lingzhou was going to do it as soon as he was an adult, and thought he was too dirty, not a good dick, so he ignored him for a long time.

As a result, not long after I became an adult, I went to online dating non-stop.

Hmph, what they said is indeed true, wanting to do those things when you are just an adult is really not a good thing, it is smelly, scumbag and rubbish.

……

……

Would that stinky thing, at that time, think of sweet little fudge?

Want to hug her?Or kiss her?Or... more excessive?

What I was thinking... Is the picture I was thinking about, the cute girl in the photo?

As Sheng Han thought about it, the circles of his eyes gradually turned red, and the fundus of his eyes was extremely hot, as if something moist was about to flow out, but he would never admit that it was tears.

He immediately slapped Corgi's pillow hard to restrain his thoughts.

I am not gay!Shouldn't like that stinky thing!In the future, I will definitely meet a girl who is a hundred times better than that stinking thing!snort!

Sheng Han put Corgi's pillow under his feet, kicked him a few times, and finally let out his breath.

Then I got on the tuba and looked through my circle of friends to see what female students in junior high school and high school usually post.

Cats, dogs, dinner, desserts, milk tea, dolls, dresses, sunset, night sky, shadows...

It can be roughly divided into literary style and sweet style.

Those who follow stars, those who haha ​​every day, sand sculptures who complain about being funny, and those who play games to show their achievements are not included for the time being.

Sheng Han felt that he could draw closer to literature and art.

He has super mobility, and he does what he says. He found a picture of a small cream cake without a watermark, with the text "Today is also a sweet day~".

Ok, send it.

Hey, if you maintain the character design more in the future, the stinky things will definitely not be suspicious.

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Ji Lingzhou took a shower in the afternoon. Unexpectedly, when he came back from the shower and turned on his phone, he saw that the child who had been worrying him had sent him a message more than ten minutes ago, asking him when he would be online tonight.

The voice has been changed, it is very sweet, without the previous low mood.

...recovery so quickly?

Before he could figure out how to confess, the kid would be fine by himself?This child really has magical powers when he sleeps, right?

His expression was a bit complicated, and his mind and heart were in a mess, but he still responded to the message first.

[Brother loves me]: Any time is fine, baby decides.

"..."

If the child really likes me, then I call the sweet little gummy a baby, and the child will be jealous too.

Alas, it must be clarified as soon as possible.

He knows how uncomfortable it is to be jealous. He has deeply experienced it when the child was looking for love, and when Qin Ziyang was talking to the child.

He didn't want children to experience the same pain.

When Ji Lingzhou was taking a bath just now, he thought carefully about the countermeasures.

The first way to rule it out is to tell the truth directly, otherwise the child will be ashamed on the one hand, and it is more likely that because of his vile "not reporting the knowledge", he will refuse to talk to him throughout the semester, and will not give him a kiss or a hug.

He intends to pave the way first.

First, he created the truth that he gradually discovered that Tiantian Gummy is a child in the process of contact, and pretended to be just confirmed when he exposed it.

As for the children’s follow-up questions such as "Then why do you like sweet jellybeans?", he can directly use the old-fashioned rhetoric "No matter who you become, I will only be attracted to you". , children should accept it... right.

At this time, he hoped that the child would be a little stupid.

Ji Lingzhou sighed. Seeing that there was no reply, he casually clicked on the avatar of the little boy, and suddenly found a picture of a cream cake displayed in the circle of friends.

It should have been posted not long ago, because there was nothing before.

He clicked in and saw what happened a few minutes ago.

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

When did you eat the cake?Where was this photo taken?Isn't the child sleeping in the house?Could it be another web map?

This kid is still depressed at noon, why is he suddenly posting a photo in Moments now?

... What about consolidating the character design?

Seeing the child pretending to be a little gummy so seriously, it was even more difficult for him to directly say that he knew it was a child.

It's better to lay the groundwork for two days, just two days.

It can't be any longer, and no matter how long it takes, he won't be able to wait.

·

Sheng Han rolled off the bed after posting Moments, turned on the computer, and the screen of the phone was still on the Moments interface.

After he finished turning on the phone and turned on the phone, he found that Ji Lingzhou had liked him.

...Hmph, I saw it just after I posted it, I really like her.

Sheng Han's nose was a little sore, and his eyes started to get wet, but it got better after rubbing.

He was about to reply "Go online now", when his fingers stopped suddenly, a new idea gradually appeared in his mind.

[Gummy]: Let’s play later~ Is brother busy now~ Do you want to chat with brother~~QAQ

[Brother loves me]: Well, good.

Ji Lingzhou really felt good, because it happened to give him a chance to pave the way.

Seeing that the other party agreed, Sheng Han smiled, closed the lid of the notebook, lay back on the bed, and started typing with his mobile phone.

[Gummy]: Brother, do you like cats~ I really want to raise a cat~~

[Brother loves me]: I really like it.

In fact, it doesn't feel too much. Apart from children, he doesn't have any special interests. He even plays games because children want to play, so he also plays along with him.

But if I can live off-campus with my children in the future, it would be nice to have a cat.

[Sweet Candy]: So which one do you like brother? The long-haired one or the short-legged one~ The long-haired one is very comfortable to the touch~ But the short-legged one is cuter~~

[Brother loves me]: My brother likes baby more.

Sheng Han: "..."

Hmph, as expected of a scumbag, he speaks more flirtatiously than I do.

A strange desire to win and lose appeared, Sheng Han didn't want to be compared, so he turned on the voice changer, softened his voice, and sent a voice: "喵~喵~~"

[Gummy Candy]: Does my brother like this cat~~>3

Ji Lingzhou saw the text first, raised his eyebrows slightly, and guessed that the last two-second voice might be related to cats, most likely he was learning how to meow.

He opened it calmly.

"Meow~meow~~"

Ji Lingzhou's heart beat violently.

...Such two words, and he was fully prepared psychologically, but he still gave him a hard time.

In the future, I won't be called a child, but a little fairy.

[Brother loves me]: I like it.

[Brother loves me]: In the future, my baby will learn how to meow like this in front of my brother, okay?

Sheng Han blushed: "..." Damn it!This stinky thing!How could this happen!

But so what if we meet again, anyway, there will never be a chance to hear it face to face, because after face to face, it will not be this kind of voice.

Well, let's have your sweet dreams.

[Gummy Candy]: Alright~ Brother, can you pet him when the time comes~ Give him a reward~ It seems that even a good cat will be touched gently by the owner~~

Ji Lingzhou imagined the scene described by the other party, his Adam's apple rolled, and he subconsciously looked down at his pants.

[Brother loves me]: Yes.

[Fudge]: That’s right, brother~ I ate a sweet cream cake today~ It’s super delicious~ I want to eat it with my brother in the future~~

[Brother loves me]: Okay, baby, do you like sweets very much?

[Gummy Candy]: Hmm~ Sweets are the best~ I feel like they will become sweet after eating~~^3^

[Gummy Candy]: That's right~ People like fluffy dolls too~Little rabbit dolls~Kitten dolls~Puppy dolls~Bear dolls~~

……Uh.

Sheng Han glanced at the corgi pillow that was kicked to the ground.

He really likes soft dolls, both cute and ugly ones, so the night Ji Lingzhou just gave him Corgi's pillow, he put the pillow directly on the bed.

But he never thought about why Ji Lingzhou gave him a pillow.

Thinking about it now, not many boys like plush dolls, but many girls like them, so it is not a normal gift for boys to give this...

Could it be that the stinky thing already knew that he liked it! ?

Looking at the two messages just sent by the child, Ji Lingzhou laughed softly.

This kid, he was too hard on the character set, he didn't say anything before, but now he throws out so much information in one day...

Even if he didn't know anything at first, he would definitely be suspicious now.

What a little fool, he can't even deceive people well.

But that's fine too.

He can take the opportunity to lay the groundwork.

【Brother loves me】: My roommate also likes sweets and plush dolls. You are a bit like him.

[Brother loves me]: That's the one that's not cold, your brother Han.

Sheng Han: "!!!"

Ah ah ah ah ah!Ruined!really!I shouldn't have said the same setting as mine!Instead, it made him suspicious! !

Sheng Han was sweating profusely, and was in a hurry to find a new topic.

[Fudge]: It should be just a coincidence~ There are a lot of people who like sweets and plush dolls~ They also like small skirts~ He definitely won't like it~~

After sending this passage, he immediately opened a certain treasure and searched for the little skirt.

[Gummy]: That's right~ I almost forgot~ I have something to ask my brother~~

Sheng Han sent over the two Taobao photos he saved just now, one in a jk uniform and one in a lo skirt, both of which are the type that female classmates in his circle of friends like.

[Sweet Candy]: I want to wear a small skirt~ I don’t know which one to buy~ I’m so tangled~ My brother can help me choose~~QAQ

Ji Lingzhou: "..."