Online dating is to wear a small skirt

The handsome guy in the mirror was stunned for two seconds, and exclaimed: "Wow! The little jelly candy is really sweet! ID knows people and does not deceive me!"

Sheng Han: "..." No, I'm just deceiving you.

"How's your training these days?" Li Shizi asked, "I heard that you two have been playing in the arena for several days, hahahaha, you must have cooperated very well."

The implication is that if you don't cooperate well, you may give up after playing for only one day.

Sheng Han was about to ask who told it, so he heard Ji Lingzhou reply: "It's very strong, so I haven't lost much."

Floating Dream: "...Really?"

His voice perfectly matches his name and the customary ellipsis.

The voice is very soft, a little erratic when speaking, as if he is careless no matter what he treats. To use Li Persimmon's complaints, it is like sleepwalking in everything he does.

Sheng Han could hear the distrust in his words, and immediately became unhappy: "What—why, what's the matter~ Don't you believe me~ He's super powerful~ Don't you~ Brother~~"

Ji Lingzhou: "Well, baby is super powerful, in every way."

Sheng Han: "?"

What are the aspects?Does that count as well?But I don’t know anything about that, so what’s so great about it, obviously it’s the spicy dick that’s right...

While responding casually, "But it's because my brother is a good teacher~ my brother is super amazing~", while sending a private chat to Ji Lingzhou.

Even if you can vaguely guess that the other party will say an answer that makes you blush, you still have to ask clearly.

...And he seemed to be looking forward to such an answer.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Am I good at that too?

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Awesome.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Why is it so powerful?Why didn't I feel it?You must have lied to me to please me deliberately!

[Private chat] Taking a boat to the sky: Very sensitive.

Sheng Han: "???"

It's completely different from what I thought...

But his face turned redder than expected.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Huh, no, you're talking nonsense.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Baby, don't you believe it?

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: It's okay, brother will show the baby in a while.

Sheng Han: "!?"

He, what is he going to do! ?Will suddenly rush in and do something to me! ?He is so perverted, he has done so many things during the day, and he continues to do so at night...

Sheng Han blushed, got up holding Corgi as a pillow, and the dog walked to the door of the bedroom, and secretly opened the locked door.

·

Everyone chatted a few words, adjusted their skills, and went to line up to enter the arena.

They haven't played 5v5 much, so they are nervous and looking forward to it.

In the mirror, Shuaibi and Floating Dream are melee, Li Shizi and Sheng Han are pure long-range, Ji Lingzhou can be near or far, and the state can be switched at will.

Everyone has already discussed the tactics. In the beginning, Shuaibi and Fumengzhiyou in the mirror will cut the milk, Ji Lingzhou will kill the second milk or the crispy skin with the highest output, and the raccoon persimmon will press the blood line and play by ear.

And Sheng Han... is in charge of Ji Lingzhou's pendant, any grandma.

He is satisfied with his task.

——Who told his boyfriend to be super powerful!Boyfriend will protect him!

Soon the match was successful and entered the first round.

In the mirror, Youshuai Bi usually looks like a carefree straight guy who doesn't care about anything, but when he is playing in the arena, he looks like a severe irritable disorder, screaming loudly about even the most serious things.

"Oops! I'm stunned! Help!"

"Damn! I didn't hit it! How could I not hit it! Ah! How could it be like this!!"

"Look at my life-threatening blow—"

"I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die... Hey, I'm not dead? Wahahaha, this is my chance to turn defeat into victory!"

"Haha, still struggling? I'll bring you my life!"

"..."

At the end of the first game, they cooperated perfectly and won without any suspense.

But if you only listen to Shuaibi's yelling in the mirror, you will definitely think it is a tense, ups and downs, thrilling life-and-death battle.

Li Shizi sighed, and proposed in a business-like tone: "Captain, for the normal performance of the team members, please silence the deputy gang leader."

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "? Why——"

Ji Lingzhou: "Okay, silence."

Shuaibi in the mirror:? ? ?

[Team] Shuaibi in the mirror: What are you doing? ?Why ban me? ? ?

[Team] Floating Dream: Because you are a bit noisy...

[Team] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Isn’t turning on the audio just to communicate while fighting?Don't you turn on the voice and don't speak? ?

Lily persimmon: "You will know after you listen to our fight."

[Team] Shuaibi in the mirror: You guys are too unenthusiastic, you don’t need to listen to it to know, or if I stop talking later, I’ll play a battle song for you?

[Team] Floating Dream: No need... I only like to listen to light music and ancient songs...

The three were arguing in the team chat, but Sheng Han had no interest at all, and didn't even bother to talk to them, but chatted with Ji Lingzhou in private.

Turning on the voice with everyone, but chatting secretly, inexplicably feels like cheating, which is very exciting.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Brother~ Did you play well just now~~

[Private chat] Taking a boat to the sky: Why are you pretending to be cute again?

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: What is brother talking about~ Isn’t she always so cute~~TAT

Sheng Han was in a good mood, so he deliberately continued to speak in the tone of a sweet little gummy, pretending to be cute and teasing Ji Lingzhou, with a proud look that he would not be punished for doing bad things, the corners of his mouth almost reached the ears.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Yes, it's very cute, next time my brother will take a picture of the baby, let the baby see for himself how cute it is.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Then I want to take a picture of my brother~ Sleeping at night and secretly watching under the quilt~ Hehe~~

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Baby, I want to see my brother so much.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Yes, yes~ Because I like my brother~ I want to look at my brother during the day~ Of course I also want to look at my brother at night~~

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Then, tonight, do you want to sleep with your brother?

Sheng Han: "!!!"

He was so frightened that he leaned back violently, and the chair was almost overturned by him. Fortunately, even though he grabbed the edge of the table, he didn't fall directly over it.

Spicy chicken is so... so perverted!You want to sleep with me!

We've only been together for two days!After doing so many things during the day, they still have to sleep together at night!Why is it so, so...so erotic!Not a good dick!

Ji Lingzhou was on the opposite side of the screen, and when he heard a "boom" coming from the earphone, he raised his eyebrows knowingly.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Brother is good or bad~ I don’t want to sleep with my brother~ Even if my brother comes to arrest me~ I definitely don’t want to sleep together~~TAT

After posting, he turned his head back duplicity, leaned over quietly, and glanced at the lock cylinder at the door of the room to make sure that the lock had been unlocked.

...he didn't expect to be caught and put to sleep.

·

After banning Shuaibi in the mirror, everyone's voice chat finally became normal, there was no unnecessary nonsense, only someone spoke at important moments, and every sentence was on the cutting edge.

Played five games in a row, all crushing victories.

Shuaibi in the mirror is very frustrated.

[Team] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: You have no passion at all, playing with you is boring.If it wasn't because I'm handsome, unrestrained and aggressive, I would have stopped fighting with you a long time ago.

[Team] Floating Dream: Just in time... I'll call the leader, the probability of entering the final should be higher... After all, the leader is very strong...

Lishizi: "But didn't the boss say no to fight?"

Floating Dream: "Let me ask again... Maybe I changed my mind again..."

Sheng Han: "???" What are you asking!Your helper is here! !

"It's okay to be bored~" In order to prevent being asked, he couldn't help interjecting, "Isn't it fine if we win in the end~ Let's work hard together in the future~~"

"Brother~ Unblock him~ He must be too excited~ It will be fine in the future~~"

Ji Lingzhou: "Yes."

A second later, the silence was lifted, accompanied by two silly "Hello".

Shuaibi in the mirror heard his "Hello" sound, and almost burst into tears: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ! You are my reborn parents! I will definitely control my mouth from now on!"

Ji Lingzhou: "Our son will not be like you."

Sheng Han blushed: "..."

What nonsense, we don't have a son, how can I have a child...

Tanuki Persimmon was reminded: "Right, when will you get married? Love should be almost a week away? You can get married in a week."

Sheng Han: "!"

That's right, I fell in love last Sunday morning. If it's a week, I can get married tomorrow morning!

marry a hot dick...

After getting married, you can have children in the game...

Sheng Han thought about it, his face became more and more red, and he subconsciously avoided this topic: "Let's talk~ I haven't discussed it with my brother yet~ I'll tell everyone when the time is fixed~~"

Ji Lingzhou: "It's confirmed, we will get married tomorrow."

Sheng Han: "?"

In the mirror, Shuaibi exclaimed: "Fuck! I'm sure in seconds! It must be true love!"

Ji Lingzhou: "Honey, can I do it tomorrow?"

"I, I, of course..." Sheng Han's cheeks were astonishingly hot, and he couldn't speak clearly, "Everyone, everyone listens to brother, brother decides..."

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "Wow, Little Gummy is so good, I really want a relationship like this... Persimmon can help someone introduce one~ okay~~"

Tanuki persimmon: "yue!"

[Team] Take a boat to the sky: Add this person, @好想找情结, will definitely bring you surprises.

[Team] Shuaibi in the mirror: Who is this guy?

[Team] Take a boat to the sky: similar souls, predestined fate.

[Team] Shuaibi in the mirror: Good!Thanks ship brother!

"..."

·

Sheng Han's mind is full of strange yellow waste, such as marrying a hot dick, going to bed, having a baby, etc., and even imagined the way he gave birth...

The whole person was dizzy, and he didn't even remember when to say goodbye to everyone.

After the team disbanded, he put his feet on the chair, hugged the pillow and stared at the screen stupidly.

A sudden knock on the door woke him up from standby.

"!"

As soon as he was about to go to the ground, the door was opened directly.

Surprised, Sheng Han pushed the table violently and used his strength to turn the swivel chair. Unexpectedly, the force was too great. The swivel chair turned 270 degrees, turned his head, and had to turn back 90 degrees.

After a stupid suffocation operation, his face turned even redder, and he was too embarrassed to look at Ji Lingzhou.

"You, why did you come in..." Sheng Han lowered his head, hugging the pillow tightly.

Ji Lingzhou smiled, entered the room, closed the door casually, and locked it: "Isn't my baby just waiting for my brother to come in?"