Online dating is to wear a small skirt

After the "animation" ended, Sheng Han's mind was in chaos, lying on the bed, panting unceasingly.

His eyes were foggy, and the pillow towel had already been soaked with tears.

He didn't know why he was crying so much, it was uncontrollable, like a broken faucet.

After Ji Lingzhou threw away the things, he turned the child over, let him lie flat on the bed, and covered him with a blanket.

"I don't want to cover it," Sheng Han pushed the blanket aside, "I'm sweating a lot, I'm going to die of heat..."

His tone was soft, and his voice was a little hoarse.

But the hoarseness was not caused by him shouting, but by enduring it.

The roommates are all outside, even if the walls are well insulated, if he makes too much noise, he will be heard more or less.

In addition, Ji Lingzhou always reminded him in a frivolous tone at certain times, "Is the baby going to make a sound...do you want others to hear it?", he was even more ashamed and dared not make a sound.

It seems that if you send it out, you really want people to hear it.

Therefore, he couldn't bear it anymore, so he could only bite his lip, bury his head in the pillow and whimper softly.Grab the sheets, grab the pillows, grab everything you can.

But he couldn't catch Ji Lingzhou, because his arms couldn't reach behind him.

"No," Ji Lingzhou put the blanket back on, and turned up the temperature of the air conditioner by one degree, "Wait until the sweat disappears, or you'll catch a cold."

Sheng Han muffled: "Hmph."

But instead of throwing the blanket away again, he silently complied with the request.

Ji Lingzhou lay beside him and put his arms around him.

The child was already exhausted yesterday, so he didn't dare to be too harsh today, but the child still cried like this, as if he had been bullied.

Obviously did not dare to bully.

Crying so easily and having such low tolerance...

What do you expect to get up, this stinky kid who doesn't know the depth, knows how to talk and flirt, and can't bear the consequences at all.

Ji Lingzhou sighed angrily and amusedly, stared at the red lips, hooked the child's chin, and kissed for a while.

I didn't get close to you just now, so I will make up for it now.

·

After the break, the two opened the notebook that had been thrown aside, and found that Shuaibi in the mirror sent a team invitation more than half an hour ago.

Sent them both, but no response from either.

Shuaibi in the mirror who didn't get a response was very unwilling, and anxious to wait, so he sent a private message to Ji Lingzhou to ask.

[Private chat] There is a handsome guy in the mirror: Brother Chuan, are you there?Do you want to play the arena?

[Private chat] Shuaibi in the mirror: What are you doing?You and Little Gummy didn't reply to me, so they must have gone to bed, right?

[Private Chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Damn, I haven't returned yet.

[Private chat] Shuaibi in the mirror: Where did he go?If you don't come back again, I really thought you were going to bed! !

Ji Lingzhou looked at a string of messages, raised his eyebrows, and typed back.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Yes, I was sleeping just now.

[Private chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror:?

[Private chat] Shuaibi in the mirror: Is the sleep you mentioned and the sleep I mentioned the same sleep?

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Yes.

[Private Chat] Shuaibi is in the mirror: So, just now, Little Gummy also...

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Let's go together.

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "..."

So they are living together!Little Gummy is indeed pregnant! !

Wait... Can I sleep while pregnant?It seems that I have seen some popular science, saying that you can't sleep in the early stages of pregnancy, otherwise it is easy to miscarry or something?

Although he doesn't know why he, who is single for thousands of years, wants to read popular science about pregnancy...

Obviously he probably won't need this knowledge...

No, although he knows, Brother Chuan probably doesn't know!Otherwise, why would she still be looking for a little gummy to sleep with!He has to be reminded!

[Private chat] Shuaibi in the mirror: Are you planning to have children?

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Well, just about to.

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "..."

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! !Does this mean that the third dimension is going to get married! !

[Private Chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: After all, you are both having children for the first time, so go and find strategies more often, so as not to make mistakes.

To put it mildly, Brother Chuan should understand.Shuaibi thought in the mirror.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Okay, thank you, I'm going to check.

He really doesn't understand how to raise children in the game, children must be even more ignorant than him, he must take it seriously.

[Private Chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Hmm, come on!I wish you 99!

[Private chat] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Oh right, can the five of us still play in the arena tonight?The qualifiers are coming soon.

Ji Lingzhou: "Are you still playing in the arena? Ask your deputy gang leader."

Sheng Han: "It's okay to fight... But I have to go back to the house and turn on the voice changer again. Hmph, it's so troublesome. It's all your fault."

Ji Lingzhou: "Well, blame me, I'm going to tell them that you are actually..."

"Ah, don't say it!" Sheng Han rushed towards Ji Lingzhou, "I'm done if I say it, I may uninstall the game, never go online again, or share with you—"

Before he could finish the word "break up", he was slapped on the buttocks, and Sheng Han let out a painful "uh".

"What are you doing..." Sheng Han straightened up, and rubbed him aggrievedly.

Ji Lingzhou: "Baby, don't say this word, unless you really want to break up."

Sheng Han pouted, and sat on the edge of the bed with his notebook in his arms, far away from Ji Lingzhou, for fear of being beaten again: "Hmph, if you don't say it, don't say it."

Ji Lingzhou hugged the child and kissed him on the mouth: "Baby, I don't want to break up, and I'm even afraid that you will break up with me, so I can't make jokes, understand?"

Sheng Han: "Oh."

Ji Lingzhou: "If you talk nonsense like this without a valid reason in the future, I will assume by default that you are deliberately angry with me, and I will treat you like just now."

Sheng Han blushed when he recalled just now: "Oh, I got it."

Ji Lingzhou: "?"

What are you blushing for?

?

Ji Lingzhou felt that he had discovered something terrible again.

This kid is a real treasure.

·

Two minutes later, Sheng Han carried the computer back to the house with his messy hair, turned on the voice changer, and activated the team voice.

The three friends were already chatting.

"It's coming! It's coming!" The handsome guy in the mirror exclaimed, the big secret he just learned was still echoing in his mind, and he laughed unconsciously, "Hahahaha!"

Sheng Han: "?" What's so funny?

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "Hahahahahahaha!" Little Gummy is really pregnant!I guessed it right before! !

Sheng Han: "..."

Ji Lingzhou: "Hurry up and play a few more times, we have to go to bed early later."

It's almost ten o'clock now, I finish the fight at eleven o'clock, and take a shower at 11:30, so I can kiss for a while before going to bed, otherwise it's time to go to bed after midnight.

Shuaibi in the mirror finally finished laughing: "What? How many shots?"

Floating Dream: "?"

Li Persimmon: "Crazy! How many! How many! Three times! Not one! Can it work! There is still a girl here!!"

Sheng Han: "..." No, it doesn't matter.

Floating Dream: "He said hurry up and hit... I'm sleepy too... Hurry up, I'll fall asleep after ten blows..."

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "Oh, a few, the pronunciation is similar, it's normal to think wrong."

Li Persimmon: "??? I laughed so hard, your heart is so dirty that you can think wrongly, do you have no eyes for love, and you actually agreed to fall in love with you."

Sheng Han's ears perked up: "Who did you fall in love with? Have you found love? When will you recognize..."

In the middle of speaking, he suddenly realized that he is now a sweet little gummy, and he can't use this tone, so he quickly changed his words: "When did you know each other~~"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

My baby is acting like a baby with others, very jealous and wants to kiss.

The kind that pushes harder.

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "Oh, no, it's not my new acquaintance, it's the one Brother Chuan introduced to me."

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Sheng Han: "?"

Who was introduced?Does hot dick know other girls?unacceptable! !when—

Wait, could it be...Jiang Yiming? ? ?

Even Ji Lingzhou didn't expect that the handsome guy in the mirror would really look for him. What he said at the time was just a joke. He wanted to use this to complain about the similarity between the two, but he was taken seriously.

What's even more outrageous is that Jiang Yiming actually agreed...

Could it be that the legendary negative and negative are positive, there are too many outrageous ones, and it is normal to add them together?

Sheng Han was speechless for a long time before finally digesting the information, and then said: "Oh~ I remembered~ Then you two are planning to get married in the future~"

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "Yes, I am planning to adopt a child."

In the game "Deng Xian", people of the same sex can also get married, but children cannot be born, they can only be adopted.

Except for the source, adopted children are no different from those born normally, and even the one-week waiting time is the same.

Sheng Han: "Then I wish you a happy wedding in advance~~"

The handsome guy in the mirror smiled: "Thank you, I also wish you a happy wedding in advance, a happy marriage for a hundred years, and an early baby."

Sheng Han: "?"

Why is it ahead of time?Haven't we already been married?

Are you talking about a real happy wedding?

Then give birth to a precious son... Oh, Sweet Gummy is a girl, there is nothing wrong with this blessing.

If I'm really a girl, I can give birth to a child with spicy dick, otherwise we won't have children in the future...

Sheng Han thought indiscriminately, subconsciously touched his stomach, and blushed a little.

Wait, that's not right.

The hidden meaning of this blessing is——

Before he could ask, Ji Lingzhou seemed to know what he was thinking, and explained for him: "He already knows."

"Hahahaha, yes, we all know," Li Shizi said, "That day you wanted to vomit and your body was uncomfortable, Brother Chuan went to your room to find you, and we all knew that you were together in three dimensions."

Sheng Han: "Oh~ I see~~"

Li Persimmon: "By the way, I remembered something! If our team can reach the final and enter the top [-], we can meet! Because the top [-] is an offline competition and it will be broadcast live!"

Sheng Han: "??? Where did you see the news? How did you..."

Li Persimmon: "It was written on the official website. I heard someone mention it today, so I went to have a look. The offline competition is newly added this year, and it will be like this every time in the future. Airfare and accommodation will also be included, so I am very willing." Spending money is worthy of being a big company!"

Floating Dream Zhiyou reminded in a low voice: "The leader, and the leader...ask me..."

Li Persimmon: "Brother Chuan, you and the leader are roommates, right? Can you ask him to come with you then? The six of us can have a meal, hahahaha."

Ji Lingzhou smiled: "Yes, if you can enter the final."

Sheng Han: "..."

No, five, not six.

·

At exactly eleven o'clock, after they finished playing in the arena, they bid farewell to each other and went offline.

Today is still a winning streak, and it is a crushing victory.

The raccoon persimmon and the handsome guy in the mirror have already drifted away, and began to fantasize about Mianji, and even talked about where to play when the time came during the match.

Sheng Han was preoccupied.

Face-to-face means... exposing the fact that he is a boy.

Not only that, but as soon as he opened his mouth at that time, the three people would instantly know that he was the leader of the gang, and it was impossible to hide it, and it was impossible to say that the leader of the gang didn't come.

Is it really about to fall off the horse?

There is only one way to avoid face-to-face, and that is to not play well and avoid entering the finals.However, his friends are looking forward to the game so much, he must not deliberately delay.

What's more, he himself really wants to win.

Sheng Han pursed his lips, turned off the computer and went out to take a shower.

When passing by the living room, I just heard Jiang Yiming ask Song Yuan: "Hey, Lao Yuan, I want to change my couple's name to Qingyuan, please help me choose one? I don't know how to choose a name."

Song Yuan: "What's your relationship called?"

Jiang Yiming: "There is a handsome guy in the mirror, which means that there is a handsome guy in the mirror—ah, how handsome and full of connotations."

"..." Song Yuan pushed his glasses expressionlessly, "Then you are called an idiot outside the mirror, just right for you."

Jiang Yiming: "?"

Sheng Han: "..."