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"What...what are you doing?" Sheng Han struggled but didn't move, and suddenly panicked.

Ji Lingzhou: "Do it."

"?" Sheng Han blushed, and changed his words in a low voice, "No, what am I asking..."

Ji Lingzhou smiled: "Baby."

Sheng Han: "..."

It was just a few words, but the implication was very explicit, and Sheng Han was soon panted again.

Sheng Han pursed his lips, aggrieved: "Why did you tie me up?"

Ji Lingzhou straightened the front of the child's bathrobe, and then turned the child over, leaning on his waist and lying on the bed: "I wanted to do this when my baby ignored me and hid everywhere during the day."

Sheng Han folded his hands behind his back, twisted his face, and put his face on the pillow: "Isn't that incident over..."

"No, it's just verbally passed," Ji Lingzhou gently moved his fingers, "It's really passed when I finish what I want to do."

Like peeling zongzi, he peeled off the white and tender zongzi covered by the bathrobe.

Sheng Han whimpered again.

……

·

The next morning, Ji Lingzhou woke up very early.

The child was curled up in his arms, sleeping soundly, but he didn't have much time to cuddle.

This morning he was going to another scenic spot by car, so he would check out directly after the hotel's buffet breakfast later, and he had to pack the messy things in the house back into his bag in advance.

In order for the child to sleep more, he can only lie down for a while.

Ji Lingzhou propped himself up, supported the child's furry head, gently placed it on the pillow, helped cover the quilt, and then lightly got off the bed.

Several pieces of clothes used to be piled on the bed, but now they were kicked to the ground.

Ji Lingzhou picked them up one by one, folded them, put them in the bag, and took out the clean clothes of the two of them and put them on the sofa.

He collected the change of clothes for the two of them, and put them all in his bag, because he didn't worry about the children who lost their way to clean up by themselves.

He still remembers a spring outing when he was in elementary school. The class gave out uniform little yellow hats one day in advance, but the children forgot to bring them the next day, and squatted in a corner in aggrieved manner, not daring to tell the teacher.

He couldn't see the child like that, so he gave out his hat and became the only student in the class who didn't wear the little yellow hat, and was criticized by the teacher for a while.

When I was in junior high school, hand claps were given out at the sports meeting, and the kid forgot to bring them, so he also gave his own.

High school often asks to bring ID card and household registration book, or has important forms for parents to sign. Children will forget to bring it eight times out of ten, and they will call home to ask for it.

Thinking about it, Ji Lingzhou smiled softly.

... Such a stupid child always looks like he won't grow up, what can he do without himself.

Finally, Ji Lingzhou's eyes stayed on the trash can.

two.

There are only two of them.

He came up with a bad temper yesterday, and lied to the child that he would use five, which scared the child to tears, and the tears fell like a faucet, and he couldn't stop it no matter how coaxed.

It's just a verbal talk, how could he really use five, what are you afraid of.

Obviously everything he did was to make the child comfortable, not to satisfy himself, otherwise he wouldn't care so much, and he could turn the child into a rag doll just for his own pleasure.

In the end, the child just didn't understand, and cried and said that he was so fierce that he didn't love him anymore, and that he wanted to play him badly so that he would never be able to use him again.

What a fool.

……

When Ji Lingzhou came back from the bath, the child hadn't woken up yet, and kept the previous posture without moving.

The white neck was exposed outside the quilt, and there were two reddish hickeys on it.

The child's skin is too special, even though he has been very restrained and kissed very lightly, there are still some marks left.

"Baby," Ji Lingzhou sat next to him, kissed the child on the cheek, and whispered in his ear, "It's getting late, it's time to get up and eat."

Sheng Han was half asleep and half awake, with his eyes still closed, and pulled the quilt over his ears: "I don't want it."

After doing so many things last night, he was almost exhausted, and he just wanted to lie on the bed for a few days, so he didn't want to get up.

Ji Lingzhou held the child's hand, and said seductively, "Breakfast is buffet at the hotel. There are pudding, double-skin milk, and French fries. You can eat whatever you want."

Sheng Han was so greedy that his saliva was about to flow out, but he felt that sleep was more important, so he said softly: "I don't want to eat, after I go back, let my brother buy me a hundred servings, eat enough, hehe."

"..." Ji Lingzhou thought it was funny, "Honey, who is your brother?"

Sheng Hanxu opened one eye, stared at Ji Lingzhou for two seconds, then quickly closed it again: "My brother is my brother, anyway, it's not you, you are a pervert."

"Oh," Ji Lingzhou narrowed his eyes, "Is that so..."

The child was in a daze, and was about to fall asleep. Ji Lingzhou didn't say anything, stepped off the slippers, turned on the bed, sat in the middle of the bed, lifted the quilt, and bent over.

"!?" Sheng Han shuddered all over, and opened his eyes suddenly, "You, what are you doing! Uh..."

Once started, there is no way to stop it.

He didn't want to stop it either.

·

When Ji Lingzhou came back after rinsing his mouth, Sheng Han sat on the bed with shame and anger, his eyes were red, and he hugged the quilt and shouted: "What are you doing! You are so annoying! Pervert! I will never talk to you again!"

Ji Lingzhou: "I'm waking my baby up, in a perverted way."

Sheng Han: "..."

"Is it a good way?" Ji Lingzhou rolled his eyes and smiled innocently, "Baby will be lazy in the future, that's what I call it. Baby is happy and awake, killing two birds with one stone."

Sheng Han's face was red, and he beeped softly: "I, I don't want it."

Ji Lingzhou regretted: "Okay, I won't do it from now on."

Sheng Han: "..."

Ji Lingzhou withdrew his smile and didn't continue this topic. He lifted the quilt completely and put it aside to check if there was anything missing: "Baby, get up and wash up, and we will check out and gather after dinner."

"..." Sheng Han grabbed the quilt without moving.

Ji Lingzhou: "Baby?"

Sheng Han bit his lip, was ashamed for a while, and then whispered: "Y-I will have more in the future."

Ji Lingzhou: "What do you want?"

Sheng Han lowered his head: "...to be woken up like this."

Ji Lingzhou: "Well, why?"

"..." Sheng Han only recalled the feeling at that time for a moment, and his scalp became numb with excitement, "Because... because it's very comfortable, I like it very much."

"Okay," Ji Lingzhou smiled, but didn't let it go, "In exchange, what can my baby promise me?"

Sheng Han thought for a while: "I, I will try to help you next time, help you with that..."

Ji Lingzhou: "No."

Sheng Han: "?"

Ji Lingzhou: "I only need the lower ones, I don't need the upper ones. But I have already got the lower ones now, so it can't be regarded as an extra reward."

"Oh, great, then I'll change it."

Sheng Han frowned and thought for a long time, but he couldn't figure out what he could promise in exchange.

Ji Lingzhou: "Baby, go wash up first, and we'll talk when you come back."

Sheng Han nodded, obediently climbed out of bed, and went into the bathroom thinking.

Ji Lingzhou smiled and continued to pack his things.

However, within a minute, Sheng Han ran out with a toothbrush in his hand, his mouth full of white foam, and his slippers: "I've made up my mind!!"

Ji Lingzhou: "...Baby, let's wait until the brush is finished."

Otherwise, it is easy to swallow the toothpaste.

"No! I'm going to say it right now! Or I'll forget it in a while!" Sheng Han took a deep breath, and said loudly and earnestly, "In exchange - you can play with me whatever you want in the future!"

Ji Lingzhou raised his eyebrows: "What kind of game?"

Sheng Han pretended to be shy, and waved his hands: "Oh! That's the kind of game! You know, hehe! Whatever you like to play, I can play with you!"

Ji Lingzhou: "Any perverts are okay?"

Sheng Han nodded fiercely, his eyes sparkling: "Yes! You can accept it with reluctance!"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Where there is reluctance, this is clearly looking forward to.

"Well, I got it," Ji Lingzhou thought of teasing, walked up to the child in a few steps, and said in a low voice on purpose, "Next time, play with the baby."

"!?!?"

Sheng Han swallowed, blushed, quickly ran back to the bathroom with his toothbrush in hand, and locked the door.

……

After Sheng Han came out of the shower, he hesitated to speak, Ji Lingzhou didn't ask any questions.

When the door was closed and ready to go downstairs to eat the buffet breakfast, Sheng Han finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked nervously, "Will my stomach hurt after swallowing two mouthfuls of toothpaste?"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

really.

·

At three o'clock in the afternoon, the students took the bus and embarked on the return journey back to school.

Played all day yesterday, and continued today. By this time, everyone was exhausted and fell asleep in the car, like a drugged passenger in a car in a film and television drama.

Sheng Han didn't sleep, he leaned on Ji Lingzhou's shoulder like a boneless pillow, chatting with him in a low voice.

"Is the audition starting soon? When will it be?" Sheng Han asked.

Ji Lingzhou: It's hard to say, "Seven o'clock tomorrow night."

Sheng Han: "Oh, is 2v2 and 5v5 the same time?"

"2v2 at seven o'clock, then 5v5 at eight o'clock, until eleven o'clock in the evening," Ji Lingzhou paused, thinking it was very funny, "Baby said it three times when eating, and mentioned it twice when we were shopping, and now it's all forget?"

Embarrassed when Sheng Han was exposed, he slapped Ji Lingzhou on the arm: "...I, I'm just trying to test you!"

In fact, I just don't want to sleep, I want to chat, and I just want to talk when I have nothing to say.

"Well, I got it," Ji Lingzhou nodded, raised his hand, and gently pinched the child's face, "Then let me ask my baby, when will we have a baby?"

Sheng Han's face turned red in an instant: "You, you haven't been in it before! How could you have a baby—oh, you said games."

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Sheng Han: "..."

"Cough," Sheng Han straightened up, pretending to be serious, "Is it tomorrow? Or, uh, could it be today?"

Ji Lingzhou: "The baby I had last Tuesday night was just a week after the day after tomorrow. My baby is not a good mother, and I don't even remember when the baby was born."

Sheng Han: "I am Dad!"

Ji Lingzhou: "Okay, the baby is the father, then I am the male mother."

Sheng Han: "!"

oh!It turns out that there are still such names as male mothers!

"I don't want a father anymore," Sheng Han changed his mind quickly, "I want to be a male mother, you go to be a father."

Ji Lingzhou: "Yes."

Li Xiao, who was sitting in the front seat, had just woken up when he vaguely heard the voice behind him saying: "Birth of a baby, male mother, father, the birth of a child..."

Li Xiao: Ahhhhhhh! !