Online dating is to wear a small skirt

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"..."

The air fell into an eerie silence.

After a while, Ji Lingzhou smiled lightly, and said slowly: "I didn't expect it to be such a baby."

Whenever this happens, the more embarrassed Sheng Han is, the louder he is, trying to overwhelm the other party in terms of voice and momentum to cover up his embarrassment: "What, what's the matter! Are you looking down on me! If you don't buy it, you won't buy it!" Buy! Hmph!!"

After yelling loudly, he didn't think it was enough, so he manipulated his character, ran two steps away from Ji Lingzhou's character, and finally threw a skill in the air.

Grouped in the same team, skills will not cause damage, at most it can only give the opponent the illusion of being punched.

However, to Ji Lingzhou, that punch was like a kitten's paw, a soft fist - except for being cute and coquettish, he couldn't understand other meanings.

"I didn't look down on it, and I didn't want to buy it." Ji Lingzhou picked up the phone, searched it calmly for a few seconds, and sent a link through WeChat, "Baby, look at the phone, what do you want to buy, choose it yourself."

"Hey..." Sheng Han picked up the phone and turned on the screen excitedly.

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After the link was opened, the screen was full of indescribable pictures and nouns, and each product was enough to open the door to his new world, which made him dazzled and flushed with shame.

What are they? It's completely different from what I thought! !

Although Sheng Han refused in his heart, his eyes were still uncontrollably attracted by the pictures on the screen.

He looked at it furtively for a while, and suddenly realized an important question: "Huh? How did you search so fast? Have you seen these things before?"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Sheng Han finally grasped the handle: "Ha! You really are a pervert!!"

Ji Lingzhou: "Then don't watch, go play 5v5."

Sheng Han: "No! Wait a minute! Haven't finished reading yet! You've posted too much of this!"

Ji Lingzhou: "Only perverts will watch it, pure children won't watch it."

Sheng Han: "...I don't care, I just watch."

The child was so angry that he stopped talking, Ji Lingzhou smiled, didn't urge him any more, and waited quietly.

Sheng Han looked around, picked something acceptable, and took a screenshot to send to Ji Lingzhou.

... Then quickly deleted it from the chat history with a blushing face, pretending not to say anything, as if he was a pure child in the other party's mouth.

Ji Lingzhou: "Want this?"

Sheng Han refused to admit it: "I don't know! Think for yourself!"

Ji Lingzhou: "Baby, what should I say if I want to? A child who doesn't know how to express his thoughts clearly will not be rewarded by his brother."

Sheng Han: "..."

Ji Lingzhou: "Huh? What should I say?"

After a stalemate for a long time, Sheng Han was defeated again, beat his head in despair, cleared his throat, and said coquettishly: "Brother~ buy it for others~ do you want it~~"

Ji Lingzhou bent his eyes: "OK."

·

Not long after, the 5v5 was also over.

They won three games, lost one, and successfully advanced to the next level.

The game they lost was evenly matched, but in the middle of the game, the network in Fumengzhiyou's dormitory suddenly got stuck, and the delay reached the red number. They couldn't move for nearly ten seconds, and then they lost.

After the end, Floating Dream Zhiyou blamed himself: "Our campus network doesn't know what's going on... It used to be pretty good, but today it suddenly got stuck... We could have won all the time..."

Sheng Han: "It's okay~ Anyway, I won in the end~ Don't take it to heart~~"

Floating Dream: "Uh, but..."

Seeing that he still wanted to continue blaming himself, Li Shizi quickly changed the subject: "Brother Chuan, how are you doing? Did we make any progress today? I watched the video last night and saw that I fell asleep. I feel that I have benefited a lot!"

Ji Lingzhou: "It's improved, it's great."

Sheng Han also encouraged him: "Keep going like this~ You should be able to reach a very high ranking~~"

"I don't know who the opponent will be tomorrow." Shuaibi in the mirror opened the webpage and carefully looked through the list of participating teams. "I hope it's not a difficult one. Give us some time to continue to improve."

Li Shizi: "Why are you suddenly serious, I'm not used to it, buddy."

There is a handsome guy in the mirror: "I heard that deep men are more handsome."

Li Persimmon: "That's a handsome man who is deeper and more handsome. You are not handsome in the first place, and no matter how deep you are, you will not be handsome. Thank you."

"???" The handsome man in the mirror became anxious, and immediately gave up pretending to be deep, "Believe it or not, I am more handsome than you? Do you dare to take a photo?"

Lily persimmon: "If it explodes, it will explode, you go first."

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "You can post it, where can you post it? You can't post it in the game."

Tanuki: "WeChat, I remember I added you."

Floating Dream You said weakly: "I want to see too..."

Li Persimmon: "Then you also have to post photos, otherwise I won't show them. Come to WeChat, let's post photos together today, and see if the handsome guy in the mirror is the ugliest."

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "???"

Tanuki persimmon: "Brother Chuan and Little Gummy are here? I've always been curious about your appearance, hahahaha!!"

Floating Dream: "I'm more curious about the leader..."

Sheng Han: "!!!"

What a blast!Isn't a burst of photos the same as losing a horse!I don't dare to search the Internet for pictures and post them casually!Wouldn't it be even more embarrassing if it was found to be fake! !

"We won't do it~" Sheng Han was so frightened that his skin got goosebumps, and he quickly refused, "My brother and my brother's child will be born soon~ Let's go first~ Let's talk next time~ See you tomorrow~~"

Then hurriedly withdrew from the team.

Ji Lingzhou is still in the team, helping a silly kid here with no silver of 300 taels to lie: "...Baby is rather shy, and ran away as soon as he mentioned the explosive photos."

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "Hahahaha we are not tigers, why is she running away! And no matter how beautiful she is, isn't she still Brother Chuan's girlfriend, we will not take her away."

Tanuki persimmon: "Brother Chuan, tell us secretly, is the little jellybean cute?"

Ji Lingzhou smiled: "It's very cute."

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "Wow, it makes me want to see it even more! When can I see it!!"

Floating Dream: "Is the gang leader handsome? Is he in good shape..."

Ji Lingzhou: "Well, he is handsome and has a good figure." Of course it is also unparalleled cute, but it cannot be said.

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: "I'm looking forward to it. When can we meet? I remember that everyone seems to be not too far away, right? Find a weekend to go out and play together? Call the gang leader too, and the six of us will be together."

Ji Lingzhou: "Well, there will be a chance in the future." After the child is willing to drop the horse.

……

After Sheng Han left the team, he waited for a while, but Ji Lingzhou didn't come out. He was about to send a private chat to ask what happened, when he found out that the other party just asked him to form a team.

He entered the group immediately: "Why are you so slow? Did they grab you and ask questions?"

Ji Lingzhou: "Well, just chatted a few words casually."

Sheng Han became nervous: "What did you say?"

"I just asked if you are cute, and I said cute; asked if you are the boss, and I said handsome." Ji Lingzhou paused, "I also said that I want to find time to play together and meet up."

Sheng Han: "I can't meet you! I can never meet you! You will die if you meet!!!"

Ji Lingzhou: "...Baby, turn off the voice changer first."

Shouting with the voice changer turned on was so high-pitched that it hurt his ears, and he didn't want to hear anything else.

"Oh," Sheng Han obediently turned off the voice changer, "Then what did you say?"

Ji Lingzhou: "Say there is a chance."

Sheng Han: "There will be no chance! Opportunity means losing the horse! Losing the horse means death! If they want to see me, they can only see my dead body!!"

·

The two chatted for a while, then sent to pick up the born baby.

... That's right, the child is not born directly when the time comes, but has to be collected in a specific place in a team.

"I'm so excited, what could it be?" Sheng Han rubbed his hands, not daring to click the button, "I said before that both men and women are fine, but when things come to an end... I seem to be more inclined to want a male bunny."

Ji Lingzhou: "Well, it's understandable, because you are a baby boy."

Sheng Han blushed: "?"

That's right, the appearance of wearing rabbit ears and a rabbit tail that day, isn't it a male rabbit baby?

"Cough," Sheng Han rubbed his slightly hot face, and changed the subject, "I checked the other day, and the wish has an 80% chance of success, and the probability of a male or female baby is...uh..."

Ji Lingzhou: "40%."

Sheng Han: "It's not like I can't understand such a simple question! I'm testing you!"

Ji Lingzhou smiled: "Well, I know. Order it, I don't care, as long as it is a child with my baby, I like it."

Sheng Han: "...Oh."

Obviously, I have heard so many love words from the other party, and I am almost tired of listening to them, but now I am still a little emotional after hearing this sentence.

Sheng Han calmed down, took a deep breath, and clicked the claim button.

A plot animation appeared on the screen, and the game characters of the two of them walked forward side by side, held hands together, and looked up at the birth platform.

Immediately afterwards, the child was born in a brilliant sky.

...a dark mass with two horns on top of its head and a long tail behind it.

Sheng Han: "?"

Ji Lingzhou: "It seems that we are the remaining 20%."

Sheng Han jumped up angrily: "Praying for such a high probability didn't succeed! Is there really no probability of secretly changing it! Is this forcing us to have a second child!!"

Soon, the plot animation ended, and the black dragon boy appeared next to the two of them.

Children in this game have no infancy and can walk behind their parents right after they are born.

After Sheng Han got angry, he sat back on the chair, swiped the scroll wheel to zoom in on the screen, and at the same time leaned his face closer to the screen, carefully sizing up this little black dot.

The eyes are wide open, the mouth is slightly pouted, it is clearly a fierce expression, but it looks silly.

For some reason, he didn't think it was ugly, but rather cute.

He seemed to suddenly understand that parents would not dislike their children—the crystallization of love between himself and the person he liked, no matter what it was, he would like it very much and regard it as a precious treasure.

Ji Lingzhou: "Don't you like it baby?"

"No." Sheng Han clicked on the children's system interaction list, chose an action, picked up the child, and said very seriously, "I like it."

Ji Lingzhou smiled and emphasized: "Didn't you think the black dragon baby was ugly before?"

Sheng Han: "But it's of the same race as you, so it doesn't feel ugly anymore, it's quite cute, maybe it's that kind of...well, the mentality of loving houses and blacks?"

After he finished speaking, he waited for the other party's reply, but there was no sound from the other party.

Sheng Han waited for a few seconds, feeling a little strange: "Hello? Why don't you talk? Is the Internet disconnected? But my network is fine here? Brother? Hot dick? Stupid?"

"Why don't you talk? If you ignore me again, I will assume that you are an idiot! You are an idiot——"

knock knock knock.

There was a knock on the bedroom door.

"Who is it?" Sheng Han muttered as he got up, "Go straight in, I don't seem to have the lock..."

Before the words fell, the doorknob was pressed.

The moment the door was opened, Sheng Han just walked to the door, and was grabbed by the waist by the person outside the door, and turned over lightly and deftly against the wall.

In the next second, her lips were sealed tightly.

"Well, uh..."

Sheng Han was so dazed by the kiss that he didn't even have time to see who came in, but he could tell from the familiar feeling that it was almost etched into his bones that it was his boyfriend who had just become a stinky fool.

The kiss was full of affection, burning hot.

Sheng Han's legs were so hot that his legs went limp, and he couldn't move or struggle, so he could only rely on the wall behind him and the people in front of him.

……

After kissing for a long time, they finally stopped slowly, and Sheng Han was finally able to catch his breath.

"What are you doing?" Sheng Han leaned into Ji Lingzhou's arms, and asked in a soft voice, "Why did you come over here suddenly, and you don't even look at the child..."

Ji Lingzhou: "I want to see baby more."

Sheng Han's heart was full of sweetness, but he began to hold the blame arrogantly: "Hmph, then you must not like the black dragon baby and think it is ugly, so I will tell it right away so that it will not play with you in the future."

Ji Lingzhou ignored the other party's nonsense, kissed the corner of the red lips, and explained the previous question: "My baby just confessed to me, I am very happy, I really want to kiss my baby, so I came here."

Sheng Han: "Huh? Confession? Have you?"

Ji Lingzhou: "Yes."

Sheng Han: "...?"

Sheng Han thought about it for a long time, but he didn't feel that there was any place to confess: "How could it be? Are you hallucinating? Otherwise, why don't I remember?"

Ji Lingzhou: "Baby said, love the house and the crow."

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"........."

Sheng Han was stunned for a long while, and then suddenly laughed loudly: "You are picking candy in the corner! Hahahahaha idioms will be overinterpreted by you! Hahahahaha..."

Ji Lingzhou squinted his eyes: "Excessive? Is the interpretation excessive?"

"Pfft, no, my brother's interpretation is correct," Sheng Han held back his smile, pulled Ji Lingzhou to the side of the bed, and took the initiative to sit on it, "I like you, I like you so much, I love you, brother, I really love you .”

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

"Brother, do you like to hear it?" Sheng Han rubbed his hands carelessly on the other's clothes, with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, "If you want to hear it, I will say it a few more times, I love you, I love brother, because Love my brother, so I love our baby, and I love—uh..."

Ji Lingzhou turned against the guest, sealed his never-idle lips, turned over and pressed the man on the bed, and by the way, restrained the rambling hands and pressed them to the top of his head.

Sheng Han blinked his wet eyes, pointed to the computer, and asked in a low voice: "Sleep now? Don't blabber, we haven't looked at the child carefully yet..."

The words seemed to be rejecting, but they were full of seductive meaning.

The child has long since ceased to be a child, and has become a goblin.

Ji Lingzhou tenderly kissed the little fairy's neck, and deftly poked his palm in from the hem of the pajamas, touching the soft waist.

"Look later, let's have another one."