Online dating is to wear a small skirt

"Master?" Zou Mi called out, "Why aren't you talking?"

Sheng Han twitched the corners of his mouth, and with a complex expression, he replied awkwardly: "I... I am a freshman, just like your master."

Zou Mi: "Wow, what a coincidence!"

Sheng Han faked a smile: "...Mmm, haha, it's quite a coincidence."

He wanted to communicate with Zou Mi as Sheng Han, but now he is a sweet little fudge with a cute voice, and he is Ji Lingzhou's love interest.

But Sheng Han is Ji Lingzhou's boyfriend.

If things go on like this, Zou Mi will get information, either Ji Lingzhou is on two boats, eating what is in the bowl and looking at what is in the pot; or Sheng Han plays a cute girl in a trumpet and turns on a voice changer, looking like a pervert.

Neither outcome is good.

It's okay for the roommate to find out about opening a trumpet, because there is no way to hide it.

But Zou Mi's words, you can hide it as much as you can, otherwise his image all along will completely collapse.

What's more, Zou Mi has a lot of words, and he can chat with people when he sees them. If he doesn't catch up, let Ji Lingzhou's family know, then he can pack up and flee the earth.

Zou Mi: "Master... Oh, it's so awkward to call Master! Mistress, my master is actually my cousin, and I'll just call him brother from now on. I'll call you sister-in-law, right?"

Sheng Han: "Call, call."

Zou Mi didn't notice Sheng Han's torment at all: "Brother and sister-in-law, how was the fight today? Did you win?"

Ji Lingzhou: "I won, your sister-in-law is very good."

Zou Mi: "Wow, that's awesome. Sister-in-law, can you teach me how to play Hehuanmen when you have time? I really don't know how to play anymore. Woohoo, the handicapped party is not worthy to play Hehuanmen."

Sheng Han: "Yeah, when I have time later."

He has been struggling with the matter of covering his vest, and he is really not in the mood to pretend to be cute. Fortunately, his voice is sweet and cute, so he doesn't need to pretend, it sounds like a cute girl.

Zou Mi: "Sister-in-law's voice is so nice, if only I could have such a nice voice, I can hook up with a hundred little brothers with just one opening, maybe I can also find love with my brother who is so handsome."

Ji Lingzhou slowly reminded: "You are only a sophomore in high school, what kind of relationship are you looking for, early love is not good."

Zou Mi was dissatisfied: "What's wrong? Some time ago, we were the first and second in grades together, and we studied against each other every day. After falling in love, we even entered the top ten in the province together. The teachers used them as examples for us, saying That’s what it takes to fall in love.”

Ji Lingzhou: "But you don't have a chance to date the first and second, so it's not good to fall in love early."

Zou Mi was choked: "..."

Sheng Han: "Hahahahahahaha!!"

During the time they were together, Ji Lingzhou had always been very gentle to him, and he had forgotten that Ji Lingzhou was actually a monster with a poisonous tongue.

Zou Mi was at a loss for words for a while, and was really unwilling to be bullied, so she decided to turn the topic on to the other party: "Brother, didn't you think about having an early date when you were in high school?"

Ji Lingzhou was silent for a moment, then smiled slightly: "Think about it."

Sheng Han: "!"

Zou Mi snorted twice: "Then why don't you fall in love early? Is it because you think it's bad to fall in love early?"

"No," Ji Lingzhou paused, pointing, "It's because he doesn't like me. If he liked me, I would fall in love early."

Sheng Han: "!!!"

Zou Mi: "Wow, I didn't expect that brother, you actually like someone. Who is it? Have I met her? Are you still in contact with her?"

Ji Lingzhou smiled: "Contact often."

Zou Mi finally found something to talk about: "Tsk tsk, brother is such a scumbag, he already has a sister-in-law, and he still has an affair with his crush, sister-in-law must deal with him well!"

Hearing Ji Lingzhou mentioning himself in front of Zou Mi, Sheng Han was very embarrassed, and his face gradually turned red, but he still didn't forget to respond casually: "Yeah, I will take care of it."

Ji Lingzhou: "Then I'll wait for the baby to clean up."

Sheng Han: "..."

Zou Mi is indeed a familiar chatterer, she chatters all the time, she can chat about any topic, and she chatted for nearly 10 minutes before she knew it.

"By the way, brother, brother Hanhan shares the dormitory with you, right?" She finally remembered Sheng Han, and asked enthusiastically, "How is he doing recently?"

Ji Lingzhou: "Very good, do you want to talk to him?"

Sheng Han: "?"

Zou Mi: "Okay! Call him quickly!"

"!!" Sheng Han had a rare quick reaction, and immediately got up, "Talk first~ I'll go to the bathroom~"

After finishing speaking, he turned off his own microphone and rushed to the door of Ji Lingzhou's room.

Ji Lingzhou called his name decently in the room, and he replied decently "I'm coming!", then opened the door and ran in.

Just passing by the door of Ji Lingzhou's bedroom, Jiang Yiming, who witnessed the whole process, looked confused: "???"

Are they playing some weird play again? ? ?

Sheng Han closed the door, came to Ji Lingzhou's desk, and asked loudly on purpose, for fear of making people suspicious on the microphone screen: "What's the matter?"

Ji Lingzhou: "My cousin is looking for you."

"Oh, it's Zou Mi," Sheng Han leaned against the table, trying to act, "Long time no see, do you miss me?"

Zou Mi: "I thought about it! I only talked to you because I missed you!"

Ji Lingzhou looked at the raised buttocks and the contoured waistline, his Adam's apple rolled, he got up and pushed the man to sit on the chair, while he sat on the edge of the bed.

He and Zou Mi chatted casually, pretending that they hadn't spoken for a long time, and by the way, in order to distance themselves from Tiantian Gummy, they talked about the topic they had just talked about again.

Ji Lingzhou listened with a smile on his lips.

He has long understood that the child is not going to admit that identity.

That's fine, but I don't know if it will...

Forget it, let’s take one step at a time, it’s quite interesting anyway.

Zou Mi became more and more excited as they chatted, as if she wouldn't be tired, she patted the table at the end and decided, "How about we come out to play on Saturday? I'll ask my brother to treat us to dinner!"

Sheng Han unconsciously followed suit and patted the table: "Okay!——Uh, wait," he suddenly thought of something, glanced at Ji Lingzhou, and said, "Me and Spicy... Ji Lingzhou, we are going to the movies on Saturday."

"It's just right," Zou Mi didn't notice anything, so she answered naturally, "The three of us will go together. I'll see if there are any good movies recently, and I'll tell you about them later."

Ji Lingzhou: "?"

Sheng Han: "..." Uh.

He scratched his head, belatedly realizing that he shouldn't have answered that way, but it was too late.

Taking a step back and thinking about it, it’s just a movie theater date anyway, and there can be many more in the future, so I can only nod with some difficulty: "Oh, that, that's good! After watching the movie, go to dinner."

Zou Mi smiled happily: "Brother, how are you doing?"

"Okay," Ji Lingzhou sighed helplessly, but still let the child in, with an imperceptible pampering tone, "Listen to you."

"Hiss..." Zou Mi felt weird, "Brother, why are you so talkative? You didn't seem to be like this before, especially to Brother Hanhan."

Ji Lingzhou was about to answer "That's all in the past", when the child next to him asked with bright eyes, "What was it like before?"

Ever since they got together, Sheng Han always felt like a lifetime away, and he almost couldn't remember anything about middle and high school.

Zou Mi: "Hahahaha, brother Hanhan, have you forgotten yourself? It's just that you have a bad attitude. I still remember when we were playing basketball together, you hit each other on the head... Although no one hit it. Yes, but I was still terrified when I saw it, and I always felt that you were going to fight."

Sheng Han was stunned, obviously he didn't remember anything: "There is such a thing?"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Sheng Han didn't remember, but he remembered very clearly.

It was in junior high school, a little girl gave Sheng Han a small box of handmade biscuits, and then ran away blushing.

Sheng Han didn't think there was anything wrong, and was very happy to have something delicious, so he kept it on the desk, and because there were only six yuan in this small box, he was not willing to eat it.

Then he...

Uh, probably out of jealousy, I ate that box of biscuits while Sheng Han was away.

Thinking of this, Ji Lingzhou stroked his forehead.

Xin Dao seemed to be very annoying when he was a child, but when facing the person he likes, it is like becoming another person, his thinking is completely immature, and he is always irrelevant.

The follow-up of this incident, of course, was that Sheng Han unilaterally yelled at him, and he kept a cold face and sneered a few words from time to time, which made Sheng Han even more angry...

It was in this state that they were called by Zou Mi to play basketball together.

Ji Lingzhou sighed softly, and hugged the child who was talking endlessly and began to ask Zou Mi for details.

"...?" Sheng Han blinked and turned his head to look at him.

Ji Lingzhou didn't speak, as if he was making up for some mistakes, he gently kissed the soft earlobe, gradually dyed the soft white flesh with a thin red, and left shallow teeth marks.

Sheng Han's earlobe is very sensitive - no, it should be said that every part of his body is very sensitive, one part is born with him, and the other part is developed by Ji Lingzhou.

Sheng Han grabbed Ji Lingzhou's shoulder, but didn't push it away, but just took it with his face flushed.

Zou Mi didn't know what happened to them, so she talked for a while, and then changed to other topics, Sheng Han responded incongruously, but her mind was already in a mess.

Gradually, he fell into a warm embrace, almost unable to utter a complete sentence.

In the end, Ji Lingzhou interrupted the conversation: "If you have anything to say, we can talk about it on Saturday, and send it to me when the movie is found. I will book tickets in advance. Nothing else, I'm going to bed."

Zou Mi: "Ah, brother, you go to bed so early? Don't you want to play with sister-in-law for a while... By the way, where is sister-in-law?"

Sheng Han was taken aback: "..."

He had forgotten that he had another identity.

"I remember she went to the toilet?" Zou Mi glanced at the time, a little speechless, "It's been so long, why haven't you finished?"

Sheng Han hurriedly answered: "But, maybe it's diarrhea!"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Zou Mi: "Do fairies also have diarrhea?"

Sheng Han: "..." What a strange question!It's like who can't go to the toilet! !

He looked at Ji Lingzhou, blinked vigorously, and motioned for the other party to say a few words.

"...Well, yes, she has a bad stomach." Ji Lingzhou suppressed a smile, and said in cooperation, "It takes an hour or two to squat in the toilet. She told me that I don't have to wait for her at this time."

Zou Mi: "Oh, okay, I'm going to do my homework too, see you on Saturday."

Ji Lingzhou: "Well, let's go."

Turning off the voice, Sheng Han just breathed a sigh of relief when he was pushed down on the bed.

When the buttons were unbuttoned, I was still thinking——

Anyway, it's all about the sweet jellybeans, so what does it have to do with my Shenghan.