Don't even want to fly with your wings on

"Miaozi!!! Don't be in a daze! Hurry up! The cat at Unit 602, Unit [-], Building [-], Hedan Community is missing again, and the police are calling for you! Seeing Tian'er in a daze, knowing that you are single and not knowing, I thought you wanted to Where's Xiao Qinger! Go, maybe you can come back in time for dinner!" The film police colleague leaned on the desk with a phone in his hand and yelled at the person in the office inside who was lying on the table to load the corpse.

"Chengchengcheng, I got it! This cat Naochun'er went out to find a life partner, but every time I rushed to find a life partner, I disturbed him every time. I felt deeply despised. This is the reason why I have been single!"

"Cut! Get out of here quickly!"

The one called Miaozi is our little police officer, Comrade Bai Miao, who has honorably joined the ranks of the police to serve the people. Every day, he faces the shortcomings of his parents and gives full play to his great advantage of being poor and quick, and he makes a living in the area under their jurisdiction. Bloody Road, so many grandmas, aunts and sisters love it so much, and call it to catch the cat who ran away from home looking for a lover!

You asked what Bai Miao was thinking in a daze just now, this is a long story, we have to turn the time back to the spring eight years ago, March when Comrade Bai Miao was just a freshman in high school!

"Hey! Hey! Miaozi, have you done your homework for the winter vacation?" A short-haired girl approached a handsome boy and winked and talked.

"I wrote it. The big white pigeon and I met on the second floor of KFC for the last week. He wrote about liberal arts, and I wrote about science. It was done in two days. Why didn't you write it, second brother?"

The short-haired girl is called Wang Chen, she is a tomboy, she went out to play with her mother when she was a child, and went to the women's bathroom in a hurry to urinate, but was stopped by the janitor and asked her gender questions for a long time.Later, with this anger, I went to eat at the restaurant of the third uncle's house, just in time for the person who delivered the seasoning to the third uncle to come and flatter her third uncle and say, "Oh, your nephew is so handsome!" At that time Wang Chen got angry, sir, I don't look like a man anymore, isn't it because his hair is shorter?Isn't it just the darker color of the sportswear?

So, Bai Miao's Tie Cier, best friend, best friend is just such a girl who looks like a tomboy but is extremely "female" in her heart.

At this time, the girl was talking to Bai Miao with a look of "my mother is in love, and my mother is very moist now", how she got the number one playboy in the school under the pomegranate skirt during the winter vacation, how she counterattacked from a buddy to a girl status of friends.

As she was talking, the girl started to do bad things, gusts of bad water came out, and she approached Bai Miao, who was writing and writing to help her with her winter vacation homework, and said, "Miaozi, how are you going to spend April Fool's Day this year? "

Bai Miao raised his head from the vast sea of ​​questions, and looked at a stupid look, but even if this careless look was made by our comrade Bai Miao, it was still pleasing to the eye.

Bai Miao is the exact opposite of Wang Chen, with a very delicate face. Bai Miao's mother is from the south, and his father is from the north. He combines the looks of a southerner with the personality of a northerner.The big eyes are watery, the deep double eyelids are envied by countless girls, the white skin and rosy lips are now blurred into a line, and the eyes are confused for a while and say, "Second brother, what kind of April Fool's Day is just celebrated in early March, what is this?" There are still several homework that I haven't written, so don't torture me, okay?"

The more Wang Chen said, the more he felt that this year's April Fool's Day must be celebrated "Why not, let's write love letters to our school's school grassroots, bullies, and school bullies. The kind of affectionate and affectionate ones, one person chooses one, and the child is insignificant." You pick one, are you picking the bully or the bully?"

Bai Miao rolled his eyes, and said something that he wanted to slap himself to death every time he thought about it in his life, "Ancestor, it's almost over, you already have a partner, just attack you like this, you two will score in the afternoon hand!" Then he continued to write his winter homework.

Wang Chen cut out, "Let me tell you, we are in the honeymoon period now, and our love is stronger than gold! Go envy and hate!"

Or as I said before, Bai Miao has a superpower that he refuses to admit, that is "crow's mouth", and whoever breaks up will break up.

No, in the afternoon, Bai Miao stepped on the class bell and rushed into the classroom a moment before the head teacher, and she was petrified. The second brother, Comrade Wang Chen, who was extremely strong and optimistic before, was crying with pear blossoms and rain. When he looked up and saw Bai Miao, his eyes If the anger inside can be turned into substance, it can poke him into briquettes.

"What... what's the matter?" Bai Miao asked for help, looking at his deskmate and accomplice of all kinds of pranks, Comrade Big White Pigeon in Haicheng.

Hai Cheng mouthed to Bai Miao: Divide~Hand!

"Fuck!" Bai Miao jumped three meters away, waving her hands and said, "It's none of my business!!! It's really none of my business!! It's nothing to do with me, I'm innocent!"

"So you are the third party?" Haicheng stood up and accused righteously, "You ungrateful traitor! I never thought, I never thought that you, Bai Xiaomiao, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would betray the revolution!"

"Go, go, let's go, because I casually said in the morning that you two will be in the afternoon, so..."

Haicheng sat down while listening, "Cut, tell me earlier, what did I think, didn't you just say break up? What? Tell me again, what did you say? Break up? You are a crow's mouth, do you know that?" Let’s not talk about the distance. Last month, you said that Wang Meng broke up, but the next day? Last week, you said that Zhang Fanchao broke up within three days, and the third day? Dare to say that the second brother broke up?"

"I... I don't just say it casually, and besides, there are such outrageous things in the world, as soon as I say it..." Bai Miao's voice became smaller and smaller under Wang Chen's murderous gaze.

"Miaozi..." came Wang Chen's extremely low voice, "You know, although he is very hardworking, I have liked him for a long time. This time he agreed to fall in love with me. I am so happy. Now, it's all over." !"

"I was wrong, I was really wrong, I shouldn't be mean, tell me that, what can you say about me to make you feel better? I don't hesitate to go up the mountain of knives and down the pot of oil!" Bai Miao almost knelt down I swear to God.

"Really? Do anything?"

"Well! You can do anything!"

Haicheng on the side looked at Wang Chen's expression, scared little by little, and retreated to the side without knowing it. He felt that Bai Miao would probably have to explain this place in his life, and he hadn't made any contribution to the motherland yet. , did not add color to his hometown, he couldn't die in a broken relationship, and silently said in his heart, "Miaozi, it's not that my brother doesn't love you, it's just that my brother is helpless."

"That works! Write a love letter, I won't make it difficult for you, if you don't write it for bullies, write it for the school grass!"

"Wh... what? Love letter, isn't it an April Fool's program? Write it now? I... no... well, I will write it, but I don't know the school grass." Bai Miao wrote in Wang Chen's "If you don't write I'll just pick your skin and crush your ashes." He was defeated in his eyes, and he changed his words quickly.

"School grass, the characteristics of the school grass are: the hair is a little curly, a little yellow, the skin is very white, the eyes are very big, the height is very tall, and the figure is very thin. Does it make you look thin when you take off your clothes? I don't know, my personality is very cold, and my study is very good!"

Bai Miao dares to swear, he saw deep love in Wang Chen's eyes!He felt that if he didn't write this love letter, he would really be crushed. He felt that Wang Chen's loss of love was just an excuse. He thought that Wang Chen wanted to see this cold and unkind school girl and threw him into the fire pit. Push, he thinks... he feels that it is not important now, he has already stepped into the coffin, and only waits for Wang Chen and the school grass to put the coffin lid on him, and then fix the nails.

Bai Miao wanted to stretch out his head and retract his head with a knife, but he would die early and be born sooner. With a swipe of his pen, write! !

But how to write it, what to write, and write with affection?vomit!Bai Miao himself has to disgust himself to death, he will never be able to hook up with love in his life!Written with warm love?vomit!Doesn't Bai Miao feel that he can write words and sentences full of love?What should I do then?

Bai Miao thought hard for a physics class, and clapped the table to define the theme "Beat me"!

He wants the school grass student to remember Bai Miao when he thinks of the word "love letter" in the long journey of life in the future!

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