Don't even want to fly with your wings on

Chapter 15: Tell you a dirty joke?

The most destructive force in this world is the square dancing aunts, especially if the two teams of aunts who dislike each other get together, it will definitely set off the Nth World War.Bai Miao and the other four small police officers spent an afternoon adjusting to find two places that are big enough, not disturbing the people, and have convenient transportation. How difficult it is in this city where every inch of land is expensive, and there must be no gap between the two places. Otherwise, neither side will accept the other side.Bai Miao wants each of the aunts to dance a dance and the audience will vote for who is better, otherwise the situation where everyone wants Bai Miao to say that she is the number one would be fatal.

When Bai Miao and the other hard-working little police officers adjusted, it was dark, and the aunts were still complaining that they didn't even practice the dance today, "Xiaobai, you don't know, this dance, If you don’t dance for a day, you will feel regressed~~~”

"Hehe...Aunt Qin, you are so right!!" Bai Miao looked down at his watch, his heart was bleeding, it was simply ungentlemanly to ask her boyfriend to wait on the first date.

Liang Zheng had parked his car at the gate of Bai Miao Police Station and had been waiting for an hour. Just when he was thinking of calling and urging him, he saw Bai Miao rushing here from afar.This was the first time Liang Zheng saw Bai Miao wearing a police uniform, as if all the foolishness in front of him before did not exist, he was energetic and handsome.

Haicheng watched Bai Miao's soles running wildly, and couldn't help feeling, "The power of love is really great!!"

"Miaozi, let's go to Lanzhou to eat ramen noodles at night!!! The captain treats guests to make up for our injured heart this afternoon!!! You run slowly!!!!" The colleague yelled at Bai Miao and prepared to eat together dinner.

"I'm not going!!!! I want to go home and cook...meal for my darling..." The last two words could not be uttered after seeing Liang Zheng waiting for him at the gate of the police station. "Damn it, what was I shouting just now!!! I was actually heard by Liang Zheng calling him a darling!!!!"

"Be careful? Huh?" Liang Zheng's ending sound was threatening.

"Hehe...that I...not..." Bai Miao hadn't finished explaining before being cut off by a colleague who rushed over from behind after hearing the words "be careful".

"Ouch! Cooking for the little one? Who? Got a girl? When are you going to bring it here for my buddies?"

"That's right!! A flower in our house just wants to flutter in the wind!!!"

"The aunts in the jurisdiction know this news and have to sit at the door of our office to protest. How many nieces and nieces are waiting to be introduced? Who cut this off?"

"Is she pretty? Is she in good shape?"

Colleagues, you joked with Bai Miao one after another, "Go, go!!! What are you talking about? What is a cut-off!!! I call it an upright love!!! The guy in my family is good-looking, so what are you talking about? At that time in our school, he was a schoolboy... Ah, no... Anyway, all the students in the school praised him for his good looks, and countless people liked him. He received soft hands every day when he received love letters. The existence that the scumbags can only look up to!! The character is also good, nothing can be said, and the work is good, no one can compare, hurry up and get out of me!!!" Bai Miao expressed righteously that Liang Zheng Excellent to unparalleled, the small eyes drifted over and said, "How is it? I praised me well, right? Hurry up and praise me!"

"Hey hey hey!!! That's such a compliment...my teeth are going to be gritty..."

"Okay, okay, don't be sour, let's go eat ramen quickly! Senior, let's go!" Haicheng pushed the group of people who were still planning to give up and hurried away, Liang Zheng, a wolf in sheep's clothing That is absolutely not to be provoked.

"Hey? I'm sorry? I've been patronizing Miaozi just now, are you?" Bai Miao's team leader came over to say hello to Liang Zhen.

"I……"

"Hey!! Captain Captain!! This is my senior, Liang Zheng! Liang Zheng, this is our captain!" Bai Miao hurriedly interrupted herself to introduce herself before Liang Zheng finished speaking.

"Liang Zheng, hello! Are you here to look for Miaozi? We won't bother you, so let's go first." The captain and Liang Zheng smiled and nodded, then turned to greet the hungry wolves to come out. time to eat.

"Then Miaozi, I'm going to eat!! In vain!! Goodbye senior!"

"in vain!!"

"goodbye!"

Bai Miao waited for them to go far away, then went to open Liang Zheng's car door and sat in the co-pilot, glanced at Liang Zheng who was still standing outside, and began to greet, "What are you looking at? Let's go!! Go to the supermarket to buy something and go home Let's cook!!"

Another hour passed by the time Bai Miao and the others bought things for dinner from the supermarket and drove back to Liang Zheng's community.

"Hey, this is really delaying things. I wanted to cook a few more dishes for you, but it's so late, I can only make scrambled eggs with tomatoes." Bai Miao looked at Liang Zheng carrying a big bag of ingredients. Sorry to complain.

"What kind of eyes do you have!! I really know how to do other things, it's because it's too late, okay?"

"hehe"

"Hey, You……"

"It's here! Come in!"

"Humph!"

Liang Zheng gave Bai Miao a pair of slippers that he usually wears for him to change into, and went to get a new pair for himself.Said to Bai Miao, "Sit wherever you want, shop wherever you want, touch whatever you want." Then she turned and went to the kitchen to put the things she bought back into different categories.

As soon as Bai Miao entered Liang Zheng's house, he knew that this person's obsessive-compulsive disorder and obsessive-compulsive disorder were of a perverted level. The room was spotless, and everything was arranged in a very regular and neat manner. The pillows on the sofa in the living room were all arranged in a straight line. placement.There are three rooms in total, one as a bedroom, one as a fitness room, and one as a study.The bathroom was so clean that there was not a single hair in it, and the kitchen was spotless.

Bai Miao came out of the kitchen with a broken face, "If... I accidentally splashed oil on the operating table while cooking, will you beat me out right away?"

"Stupid!! I'll clean up after you get dirty, why should I hit you? Okay, sit down, I'll cook." Liang Zheng pressed Bai Miao on the sofa, patted his head, and went The kitchen is ready for dinner.

"Hey? You do it? Didn't you say I cook it for you?"

"You? I'm afraid you're afraid to use my kitchen."

"cut!"

Liang Zheng was preparing dinner in the kitchen. After Bai Miao visited the house again, there was really nothing to do, so she started to go to the kitchen to harass Liang Zheng. Gently listening to Bai Miao chirping like a sparrow.

As he was talking, Bai Miao suddenly remembered that he couldn't understand even a single punctuation mark in the prescriptions prescribed by the doctor he saw before, and he was always very curious about how their doctor wrote those words that no one knew. , it was not easy to have a doctor by my side, Bai Miao felt that he had to ask, otherwise she would die of curiosity.

"Hey... let me ask you a question..." Bai Miao walked over and touched Liang Zheng's waist.

"Well, ask. Don't be next to me, and the oil will splash on you later"

"I see that no one else can understand the handwriting written by your doctors, but those who take medicine can understand it. Is it true that the first class of your medical students is to practice handwriting in groups? Everyone writes in a uniform style? "

"No, we are in Master Kong's format."

"Ah?" Bai Miao was taken aback for a moment, before he realized that Liang Zheng had just told a bad joke? "This meme is too old, we're already tired of it!" Bai Miao cast a contemptuous glance at Liang Zheng, "Hey! Hey!!" Bai Miao went over and stabbed Liang Zheng's waist again. Said, "We all talk about dirty jokes, and you serious people must not understand it. Hey, do you want to listen to it?"

"Talk about it, go to the door, don't make trouble next to me"

"Success! Don't say I'm bullying you, I'll tell you an old story! It is said that five women were bathing in the bathtub, and ten men were slacking off. Use an idiom!" Bai Miao watched Liang Zheng stir fry the vegetables in the pot , I didn’t speak for a long time, so I laughed at him gloatingly, “It’s colorful, cut, you don’t believe me if you say you lack popularity, you don’t understand such a simple joke!”

"En? Shouldn't it be a two-pronged approach?" Liang Zheng tasted the vegetables in the pot, and calmly put a spoonful of salt into the pot.

Bai Miao was stunned for a long time before trying to understand the meaning of "two-pronged approach", clapping her hands and yelling, "Oh, you pervert!!! You actually have such a strong taste!!"

"Why do I have a bad taste? Isn't this guessing an idiom?" Liang Zheng looked at Bai Miao with a heartbroken expression of "Why did you degenerate like this" dumbfounded!

"That's not a bad taste!! Two-pronged approach, tsk tsk tsk, I thought you were so pure that you could only study hard?"

"Stupid thing!" Liang Zheng put the last dish out of the pot, and said to Bai Miao who was still feeling emotional, "Take it out for dinner."

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