The Blackening Journey of the Abandoned Knight
Chapter 22 Sign the contract, let's make horse monkey shochu!
Facing each other, there was silence.
After Black Plum Blossom's psychopathic behavior and the airy "go you", nothing happened.
There was no light or shadow, no sound, no movement, no hallucinations, and the silence in the room was so eerie that it made people feel hairy.
The cards themselves are not sticky textures, let alone the road skins.A few seconds after being slapped on his forehead by the black plum blossom, the card was still lifted and fell downwards under the influence of gravity.
Black Plum Blossom: "..." Hey, can I save some face?
Naturally, no one knew the man's inner OS. Black Plum Blossom reached out to catch the falling card, ignored what happened just now with a high level of cheekiness, put the skill card in his pocket very naturally, and pulled up the knight's hand. one hand.
Lu: "..." What does this guy want to do?
No matter what you want to do, there is no good thing.
This is the experience he has accumulated recently. With such experience as a foundation, he feels that even if anything happens, he should not be surprised.
As a result, the world said to him maliciously that young people are indeed too young.
"It's okay, it's okay, Xiaolulu, let's come here first." Heimeihua pulled Lulu to the side of the computer, he paused for two seconds because he didn't know what to do next, then left the knight aside and began to fight with his bare hands. ...Disassemble the computer.
Without pressing the shutdown button, let alone unplugging the power supply.
In fact, most of the senses are still immersed in the comfortable "reward" just now, and there is no way to regain consciousness. Watching him take out a small iron rod—it feels like the steel pipe I picked up from the construction site before is from the same factory. Products produced by batch -drill drill knocking and slamming. A few minutes later, this was the five -horse corpse in front of him. I couldn't see the iron box that was once an iron box.
When the parts were torn apart, the main display screen of the computer was still on and the page displayed on it was exactly the same as when the host was not disassembled, as if Heimeihua did not disassemble the host of this computer.
It's a pity that I still don't understand the way modern society develops, and I didn't show the slightest surprise at this scene.
Hei Meihua, who got this done with his magical skills, stood up and clapped his hands. At this time, all his superficial indecency disappeared, just like a normal person, a normal cold-faced elite, looking at his outstanding work results, although he was not serious because of his seriousness. There was a shout of celebration, but there was also a little joy in the eyes.
Does this person have such a side?Lu Xiang, although he didn't know what he did, but he seemed very powerful.
The knight didn't notice that the favorability of this person in his heart had increased by one point from -10000, from five digits to four digits -9999.
Sure enough, men who work are the most attractive?
It's a pity that this appearance was broken by Black Plum Blossom in the next second.
"I have to laugh three times, ahaha, such a small problem is really well solved, ahaha, although I am dull, I am still very talented in some aspects, ahaha."
road:"......"
Snake spirit disease, why abandon the treatment, and take medicine quickly, the breath blows towards the face.
After losing her nerves, Black Plum Blossom stood in the middle of the part that bounced off the ground, turned to the side road, opened her arms and embraced him as if to hug him, but stopped at that place and did not move forward—without him Under the command, it was impossible for the knight to go up and hug him by himself - he looked at the stiff knight and tilted his head.
"Well, just come down, did Xiaolulu see that little thing?" He smiled and pointed to the mouse that flashed from time to time on the table.
Lu nodded.
"Hey, there is a slit in the middle of the front of this thing, Xiaolulu, you have to look at it accurately, don't move it, press it hard from the right side of that slit, and everything will be done~~"
Lu took a look at the smiling black plum blossom, and then turned his gaze to the little thing shining at the bottom.
He stretched out his hand, and he hesitated in his actions, because his intuition told him that if he followed what Black Plum Blossom said, something unacceptable would definitely happen to him.But after a few seconds, he realized that no matter what Heimeihua asked him to do, he would never be able to escape in the end, so he pressed down fiercely.
Unlike the force he exerted, the mouse only made a soft click.
On the main screen of the computer, right-click [Import original character] on the created role/area
After the mouse was clicked, the entire screen suddenly burst into light, and Lu Lu, who was caught off guard, closed his eyes unpreparedly, and was stung by the flash of light in front of his eyes, so he closed his eyes immediately.
So he didn't see the glowing ribs on the chest of Black Plum Blossom standing among the parts and the card that flew out of his pocket just now that was slapped on his forehead.
[Prisoner number LCC131552, you were lucky enough to get a career card. 】
[You choose to use, you do not meet the conditions of use, the request has been rejected]
[You use the S-level skill card [Xiaoqiang’s General Adaptability (Ultimate Evolution Version)]. After using this skill card, any card can be used, and the other party of all your numbered communities chooses to use the professional card again]
【Professional Card】
【Name: Magical Girl (Complete Version)】
【Grade: A】
[Attributes: After successful use, the prisoner's profession will automatically transform into a magical girl lv.1, the profession's own skills: magical girl transformation (limited use during the day, no moonlight night), a small chance of awakening the soul ability]
[Description: In every otaku's heart, there is always such a Madoka Madoka. Of course, if your favorite version is Cardcaptor Sakura or Sailor Moon, this profession can also meet your requirements.The music starts, the skirt flicks up, magic girl, transform! 】
[Restriction: The user must be a pure and pure woman, no matter if she is a shemale or a demon]
This sentence floated past Lu's eyes automatically. Although he couldn't understand most of the words, he could still understand the last sentence "The user must be a pure and pure woman".
Thinking of the tragic history of Tang Dao's sister Mengmeng treating him as a girl in an instant, the knight's ominous premonition became more and more serious, but the matter had developed to this moment, and neither of the two people present had the ability to stop it.
The computer sucked the knight in in the light.
***
So, where is he now?
It shouldn't be that he came to a new world again.
The road is very bottomless.
Because the surrounding environment proves that the place where he is located is definitely not in the same dimension as the small dormitory before, and there should not be character groups flying around out of thin air in the real world, character ground, character streets, character houses... .... character everything.
And, the most important thing is.
What the hell is this tank top and boxers he's wearing? ? ? ! ! ! !
The hem of the small gray vest on the upper body only reached the lower edge of the chest. For some reason, it didn't fit well, and the chest was empty. As for the underwear, it was even smaller and tight, definitely not the size he should wear.
Thinking about his current inexplicable situation for 30 seconds, Lu can only push the cause of everything to Black Plum Blossom, and make a note in his heart.
But with so much written down, is it really possible for him to take revenge?
The knight, who was deeply puzzled by this, began to look for clothes that could cover his body. It was immoral to come out in such a suit, even if he was the only one in this place, but as I said before, there are character groups, characters, ground characters, streets A character house... just no clothes, not even the clothes of the characters.
The knight, who was about to be driven mad by his sense of shame, was stunned.
【Well, it seems that Xiaolulu's consciousness is still awake~】Someone's extremely cheerful voice sounded directly in his heart, 【Xiaolulu look up and look up~】
Lu suddenly felt bad, but he still looked up in the face of reality.
What a big black plum blossom!
Wait, has their height difference reached such a desperate level?
A few seconds later, the shocked knight realized that Black Plum Blossom was looking at him through a huge window. Now the man's face had filled the entire window. From Black Plum Blossom's perspective, he looked like a ferocious giant who could swallow his mouth in one bite. The way he swallowed it whole, even a slight change in the other party's expression was too weird in his eyes.
Can you tell him what happened?
The knight felt that he was definitely cheated by the black plum again.
[Xiao Lulu dressed in this way is also very good~] But Black Plum Blossom is completely unaware of the countless complaints and doubts in the knight's heart, and he has no intention of explaining the current situation to the knight. Lu watched his hand move back and forth , I don't know why there is a chill in my heart again.
Facts have proved that his bad luck has never had a lower limit.
[I clearly remember to say that there is an option of a store, ah, this is it! 】
With the click of the mouse, the environment around the knight suddenly changed, from a world full of characters to a house.
Why do you feel like everything around you doesn't seem real?
One second he was still thinking about this topic, and the next second the knight was about to cry with joy, no matter how suddenly he was transferred again, but the place he came to now was a shop.
Shop for clothes!
Don't you need to dress up so shamelessly?The knight was delighted at first realizing where it was, but after a few seconds he realized something was wrong.
The owner of this shop is a girl who looks very young. Since she is the head of the house, she must be unmarried. Why can she still smile without changing face when she sees a man who is almost naked like him?Why does the lady boss only say "Welcome" when she comes and goes, why does her expression not change for so long?And most importantly——
The knight who had turned into a spitting servant shouted in grief and indignation in his heart.
——Why is this shop full of skirts, skirts, skirts, skirts? !
The IQ has not yet reached the lowest level, and Lu has already guessed what fate is facing him for a while.
In modern society, there is a very good word that can describe Lu's mood.
That is, tiredness does not love.
An hour later, Lu was transferred out of the clothing store.
Naturally, he didn't buy the clothes, but Hei Meihua bought them on the computer. For some reason, the word "dress up knight" seemed to hit the black-haired man's G-spot, and he kept stuffing clothes into the shopping cart for an hour. At first, Lu still wondered what kind of clothes he chose for himself, until a bikini swimsuit flew into the shopping cart, and he finally began to think about the way of suicide again.
Fortunately, Black Plum Blossom was a little scrupulous at the beginning, at least the suit he is wearing now is just an overly gorgeous male suit (for players who like male clothing), a pure white tuxedo, a black silk shirt, and a snow-white Leggings and chunky-heeled bivalball boots.
Although it seems that it should probably be a man's clothes, why does he feel so... feminine?
Looking at the knight I'm wearing is actually not a very good aesthetic feeling.
(Because this is not something for a man to wear, my lord knight.)
【Then take the next step, Xiaolulu~goon~~】
The ominous feeling is really getting heavier. Hey!
Hei Meihua, who had successfully installed the main computer back, looked at Lu from the screen, although he had no expression on it, but it was getting darker and darker, and felt that his abdominal muscles were about to be exercised.
He moved the mouse tremblingly to click on the arena hall, and on the highest level of difficulty, the dungeon room marked with the bright red abyss.
After the name of the room, the number of people who have cleared the level is 2.
The author has something to say:
Cough, Nineteen really...doesn't like puppet girls at all
After Black Plum Blossom's psychopathic behavior and the airy "go you", nothing happened.
There was no light or shadow, no sound, no movement, no hallucinations, and the silence in the room was so eerie that it made people feel hairy.
The cards themselves are not sticky textures, let alone the road skins.A few seconds after being slapped on his forehead by the black plum blossom, the card was still lifted and fell downwards under the influence of gravity.
Black Plum Blossom: "..." Hey, can I save some face?
Naturally, no one knew the man's inner OS. Black Plum Blossom reached out to catch the falling card, ignored what happened just now with a high level of cheekiness, put the skill card in his pocket very naturally, and pulled up the knight's hand. one hand.
Lu: "..." What does this guy want to do?
No matter what you want to do, there is no good thing.
This is the experience he has accumulated recently. With such experience as a foundation, he feels that even if anything happens, he should not be surprised.
As a result, the world said to him maliciously that young people are indeed too young.
"It's okay, it's okay, Xiaolulu, let's come here first." Heimeihua pulled Lulu to the side of the computer, he paused for two seconds because he didn't know what to do next, then left the knight aside and began to fight with his bare hands. ...Disassemble the computer.
Without pressing the shutdown button, let alone unplugging the power supply.
In fact, most of the senses are still immersed in the comfortable "reward" just now, and there is no way to regain consciousness. Watching him take out a small iron rod—it feels like the steel pipe I picked up from the construction site before is from the same factory. Products produced by batch -drill drill knocking and slamming. A few minutes later, this was the five -horse corpse in front of him. I couldn't see the iron box that was once an iron box.
When the parts were torn apart, the main display screen of the computer was still on and the page displayed on it was exactly the same as when the host was not disassembled, as if Heimeihua did not disassemble the host of this computer.
It's a pity that I still don't understand the way modern society develops, and I didn't show the slightest surprise at this scene.
Hei Meihua, who got this done with his magical skills, stood up and clapped his hands. At this time, all his superficial indecency disappeared, just like a normal person, a normal cold-faced elite, looking at his outstanding work results, although he was not serious because of his seriousness. There was a shout of celebration, but there was also a little joy in the eyes.
Does this person have such a side?Lu Xiang, although he didn't know what he did, but he seemed very powerful.
The knight didn't notice that the favorability of this person in his heart had increased by one point from -10000, from five digits to four digits -9999.
Sure enough, men who work are the most attractive?
It's a pity that this appearance was broken by Black Plum Blossom in the next second.
"I have to laugh three times, ahaha, such a small problem is really well solved, ahaha, although I am dull, I am still very talented in some aspects, ahaha."
road:"......"
Snake spirit disease, why abandon the treatment, and take medicine quickly, the breath blows towards the face.
After losing her nerves, Black Plum Blossom stood in the middle of the part that bounced off the ground, turned to the side road, opened her arms and embraced him as if to hug him, but stopped at that place and did not move forward—without him Under the command, it was impossible for the knight to go up and hug him by himself - he looked at the stiff knight and tilted his head.
"Well, just come down, did Xiaolulu see that little thing?" He smiled and pointed to the mouse that flashed from time to time on the table.
Lu nodded.
"Hey, there is a slit in the middle of the front of this thing, Xiaolulu, you have to look at it accurately, don't move it, press it hard from the right side of that slit, and everything will be done~~"
Lu took a look at the smiling black plum blossom, and then turned his gaze to the little thing shining at the bottom.
He stretched out his hand, and he hesitated in his actions, because his intuition told him that if he followed what Black Plum Blossom said, something unacceptable would definitely happen to him.But after a few seconds, he realized that no matter what Heimeihua asked him to do, he would never be able to escape in the end, so he pressed down fiercely.
Unlike the force he exerted, the mouse only made a soft click.
On the main screen of the computer, right-click [Import original character] on the created role/area
After the mouse was clicked, the entire screen suddenly burst into light, and Lu Lu, who was caught off guard, closed his eyes unpreparedly, and was stung by the flash of light in front of his eyes, so he closed his eyes immediately.
So he didn't see the glowing ribs on the chest of Black Plum Blossom standing among the parts and the card that flew out of his pocket just now that was slapped on his forehead.
[Prisoner number LCC131552, you were lucky enough to get a career card. 】
[You choose to use, you do not meet the conditions of use, the request has been rejected]
[You use the S-level skill card [Xiaoqiang’s General Adaptability (Ultimate Evolution Version)]. After using this skill card, any card can be used, and the other party of all your numbered communities chooses to use the professional card again]
【Professional Card】
【Name: Magical Girl (Complete Version)】
【Grade: A】
[Attributes: After successful use, the prisoner's profession will automatically transform into a magical girl lv.1, the profession's own skills: magical girl transformation (limited use during the day, no moonlight night), a small chance of awakening the soul ability]
[Description: In every otaku's heart, there is always such a Madoka Madoka. Of course, if your favorite version is Cardcaptor Sakura or Sailor Moon, this profession can also meet your requirements.The music starts, the skirt flicks up, magic girl, transform! 】
[Restriction: The user must be a pure and pure woman, no matter if she is a shemale or a demon]
This sentence floated past Lu's eyes automatically. Although he couldn't understand most of the words, he could still understand the last sentence "The user must be a pure and pure woman".
Thinking of the tragic history of Tang Dao's sister Mengmeng treating him as a girl in an instant, the knight's ominous premonition became more and more serious, but the matter had developed to this moment, and neither of the two people present had the ability to stop it.
The computer sucked the knight in in the light.
***
So, where is he now?
It shouldn't be that he came to a new world again.
The road is very bottomless.
Because the surrounding environment proves that the place where he is located is definitely not in the same dimension as the small dormitory before, and there should not be character groups flying around out of thin air in the real world, character ground, character streets, character houses... .... character everything.
And, the most important thing is.
What the hell is this tank top and boxers he's wearing? ? ? ! ! ! !
The hem of the small gray vest on the upper body only reached the lower edge of the chest. For some reason, it didn't fit well, and the chest was empty. As for the underwear, it was even smaller and tight, definitely not the size he should wear.
Thinking about his current inexplicable situation for 30 seconds, Lu can only push the cause of everything to Black Plum Blossom, and make a note in his heart.
But with so much written down, is it really possible for him to take revenge?
The knight, who was deeply puzzled by this, began to look for clothes that could cover his body. It was immoral to come out in such a suit, even if he was the only one in this place, but as I said before, there are character groups, characters, ground characters, streets A character house... just no clothes, not even the clothes of the characters.
The knight, who was about to be driven mad by his sense of shame, was stunned.
【Well, it seems that Xiaolulu's consciousness is still awake~】Someone's extremely cheerful voice sounded directly in his heart, 【Xiaolulu look up and look up~】
Lu suddenly felt bad, but he still looked up in the face of reality.
What a big black plum blossom!
Wait, has their height difference reached such a desperate level?
A few seconds later, the shocked knight realized that Black Plum Blossom was looking at him through a huge window. Now the man's face had filled the entire window. From Black Plum Blossom's perspective, he looked like a ferocious giant who could swallow his mouth in one bite. The way he swallowed it whole, even a slight change in the other party's expression was too weird in his eyes.
Can you tell him what happened?
The knight felt that he was definitely cheated by the black plum again.
[Xiao Lulu dressed in this way is also very good~] But Black Plum Blossom is completely unaware of the countless complaints and doubts in the knight's heart, and he has no intention of explaining the current situation to the knight. Lu watched his hand move back and forth , I don't know why there is a chill in my heart again.
Facts have proved that his bad luck has never had a lower limit.
[I clearly remember to say that there is an option of a store, ah, this is it! 】
With the click of the mouse, the environment around the knight suddenly changed, from a world full of characters to a house.
Why do you feel like everything around you doesn't seem real?
One second he was still thinking about this topic, and the next second the knight was about to cry with joy, no matter how suddenly he was transferred again, but the place he came to now was a shop.
Shop for clothes!
Don't you need to dress up so shamelessly?The knight was delighted at first realizing where it was, but after a few seconds he realized something was wrong.
The owner of this shop is a girl who looks very young. Since she is the head of the house, she must be unmarried. Why can she still smile without changing face when she sees a man who is almost naked like him?Why does the lady boss only say "Welcome" when she comes and goes, why does her expression not change for so long?And most importantly——
The knight who had turned into a spitting servant shouted in grief and indignation in his heart.
——Why is this shop full of skirts, skirts, skirts, skirts? !
The IQ has not yet reached the lowest level, and Lu has already guessed what fate is facing him for a while.
In modern society, there is a very good word that can describe Lu's mood.
That is, tiredness does not love.
An hour later, Lu was transferred out of the clothing store.
Naturally, he didn't buy the clothes, but Hei Meihua bought them on the computer. For some reason, the word "dress up knight" seemed to hit the black-haired man's G-spot, and he kept stuffing clothes into the shopping cart for an hour. At first, Lu still wondered what kind of clothes he chose for himself, until a bikini swimsuit flew into the shopping cart, and he finally began to think about the way of suicide again.
Fortunately, Black Plum Blossom was a little scrupulous at the beginning, at least the suit he is wearing now is just an overly gorgeous male suit (for players who like male clothing), a pure white tuxedo, a black silk shirt, and a snow-white Leggings and chunky-heeled bivalball boots.
Although it seems that it should probably be a man's clothes, why does he feel so... feminine?
Looking at the knight I'm wearing is actually not a very good aesthetic feeling.
(Because this is not something for a man to wear, my lord knight.)
【Then take the next step, Xiaolulu~goon~~】
The ominous feeling is really getting heavier. Hey!
Hei Meihua, who had successfully installed the main computer back, looked at Lu from the screen, although he had no expression on it, but it was getting darker and darker, and felt that his abdominal muscles were about to be exercised.
He moved the mouse tremblingly to click on the arena hall, and on the highest level of difficulty, the dungeon room marked with the bright red abyss.
After the name of the room, the number of people who have cleared the level is 2.
The author has something to say:
Cough, Nineteen really...doesn't like puppet girls at all
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