[Crossing] Who is the summon pet

If... If the article begins with "if", it will definitely disgust people.

However, when Zou Yifei was thinking about whether to use the word "if", although he hesitated deeply, he still quickly typed these two words on the keyboard.

He is not a technical geek who is popular now, although he is top-notch.However, when he couldn't tell anyone about certain things, he chose the "Tianya" forum where nerds like to play, and posted a post titled "Am I sick?"

The content is as follows:

If...a 39-year-old man has a lot of soft girls, is tall and handsome, has super combat power, and is the diamond yellow in the eyes of all girls.However, he always keeps a distance from women.What do you think of such a person?

As soon as the post was sent, someone responded immediately.

Flying Flowers and Phoenixes on the 1st floor:

Luzhu, are you gay?High-quality attack?Do you want to have a shot?

Zou Yifei's hands trembled, and he replied with the ID number "pure love":

Straight man, don't even think about breaking a straight man for two lifetimes!

Flying Flowers:

Ohhhhhh~~ I wish Luzhu can bend over in his third life and join my Datong society!

The corner of Zou Yifei's mouth twitched, and he replied disdainfully:

to your regards!

At this time, I refreshed it, and found that nearly a hundred replies popped up!Zou Yifei was taken aback and couldn't help complaining, "It's only been a few minutes, are all the people on earth so idle?"

Randomly pick the first floor, and sleep with Monroe on the 75th floor:

Not the same, that is, some very serious physical or psychological defects.

Click!

The beer bottle in his hand was crushed into scum, and Zou Yifei's heart skipped a beat. Although this kind of joke was often told behind his back, he couldn't deny it.Because—he really has some serious flaws that can't be said.

Many people secretly discussed that he was not good at that, or that he was gay.As a normal man, Zou Yifei was of course upset.But compared to these, he really can't say it out—in fact, he suffers from heterophobia.

Heterophobia, that's a mythical horse disease, you know?That is a mental illness that only teenagers and girls suffer from!He is a big man in his late 40s, so embarrassed to say that he has never touched a woman, and he is at a loss when he sees a woman?

A middle-aged man with a certain social status is actually afraid of contacting women, isn't it ridiculous!So he would rather be misunderstood as being the same or not doing that, and he would never tell the real reason!

Simply delete the post, clean up all the browsing traces, wait for the computer, turn off the screen, and clean up the spilled beer on the table.After finishing these, Zou Yifei saw that it was getting late, so he went to take a shower and prepared to go to bed.

Wearing a white towel and wiping his hair while walking out of the bathroom, Zou Yifei came out naked.Those muscles that are full of power but not exaggerated will fascinate many nympho girls.

However, this guy is afraid of women.

When I walked past the computer, the black screen flickered suddenly, and it turned on!

Warriors, the future needs you!

"..." Zou Yifei looked at the words that kept flashing on the blue screen with his head full of black lines, "The current society needs to read more philosophy books and improve the level of literature."

Unplug the power directly, the blue screen flickered strongly, the computer did not turn off, but jumped out another line:

Brother Yifei, do you accept the summon?

Below this line, two options are displayed - yesoryes

"Hehe!" If he could reply, Zou Yifei would definitely send these two words to the other party first.He is really worried about the stability of today's society. There are so many liars now, obviously there are not enough fools.

I don't know how Zou Yifei did it. He tapped on the keyboard for a few minutes, and a dialog box appeared on the screen, and then he replied in a mocking tone:

yes mud girl!

In an instant, the atmosphere in the room seemed to be affected by something, making it extremely depressing.The silent time made it hard to catch your breath, and Zou Yifei replied angrily:

roll!

The blue screen flashed again, and there was such a sentence:

Congratulations!You have passed the final assessment, please take care of your funeral within 24 hours, we will take you into a perfect future world!

This... Zou Yifei was speechless.If the blue screen is still jumping out a lot of introductions about the future world, just fall asleep.Are the people on Earth really so far away?Playing this kind of small game is probably because the novels are so unpredictable.

Brother Yifei didn't know how much impact he had on his future life just because of his careless few words.

However, this is all for later.In the remaining 24 hours, he, who should have cherished it, never expected that he would be tricked into going on a blind date by his friends.

But in the future world, because of brother Yifei's words, the sky is about to be overturned!

In the majestic palace, a tall figure exuding low air pressure sat leaning on the water film sofa, shaking the tall glass in his hand, the black liquid was rippling with the swaying movement, but he saw oh With a thud, the black liquid was sprinkled on the thick wool carpet, corroding a big hole in an instant.

As the leader of His Highness Cherno's guards, Kerry Kernel could only bear His Highness's anger with his head down.He had never seen His Highness so angry, but that human being selected from the primitive era dared to be so disrespectful to His Highness. When he was summoned, he might be guilty.

"Your Highness, please calm down. Although the summoned knight has a disrespectful attitude, I believe that after His Highness's proper training, he will definitely respect His Highness. Or... Your Highness wants to use the summoning technique again?"

"No, no need!" Cherno poured down another glass of expensive black unicorn saliva, drank it all in one gulp, and felt better, with a dangerous arc on the corner of his mouth, and said softly, "That's him."

The alarm clock was ticking, and the hour hand was climbing one frame at a time. When it was almost 59:40:[-], a slender hand quickly stretched out and pressed it on the clock timer, accurately Turn off the alarm clock.

Rubbing his sleepy hair, Zou Yifei's unchanging day began.

Brush your teeth and wash your face, run for an hour in the morning, then come back to take a shower and eat breakfast for an hour, go out on time at [-]:[-], arrive at the target company at [-]:[-] to go to work, and start a busy life.

Time walked slowly and regularly, and the knock on the door suddenly sounded, breaking the silent atmosphere in the office.

"Please come in." Zou Yifei rubbed his neck and raised his head. Seeing that the person who came was his cheating bamboo horse, he gave him a supercilious look, "Why is Young Master Bai so free to come to me today? You clingy Where's Lily?"

"Send it away." Bai Shaoqin smiled indifferently, and regardless of his friend's objection, he dragged him out, "I'll take you to a good place."

Zou Yifei was already past seven o'clock in the evening, and it was rare for a friend to abandon a woman to accompany him, so let him do it once.

After getting into the car, while fastening the seat belt, Zou Yifei asked casually: "Where are we going?"

"Good place!" Bai Shaoqin raised his eyebrows, if he told this guy where to go, would he still be willing to go with him?The answer is absolutely no.

Zou Yifei and Bai Shaoqin are bamboo horses. They grew up together when they were young. Needless to say how good their relationship is.In this world, only Bai Shaoqin knows Zou Yifei's ulterior secret.For this reason, he also thought of many ways, but none of them worked.

Seeing that his brothers are about to die, but he hasn't even touched a girl's tender hands, it's really not a miserable word to describe.For this reason, he specially arranged for a friend to participate in a blind date. If they were not too familiar with each other, and it was confirmed that Yi Fei liked a woman, Bai Shaoqin would have suspected that his brother was actually gay.

He met a very special person on the road a few days ago, he thought, if it was that person, maybe he could help his brother overcome his psychological fear, and if the two of them happened to be right, it would actually be a good thing.

An hour later, the two sat in the observation deck of the five-star hotel, and the air of a local tyrant who had been booked out was undoubtedly evident.

"Shaoqin, everyone is here now, tell me, what's going on?"

"Cough!" Bai Shaoqin took a sip of water in embarrassment, "Wait a while... a special person will come over."

"Why are you here?" Seeing his friend's evasive attitude, Zou Yifei continued to ask.

"That..." Bai Shaoqin said blushing rarely, "It's the blind date I introduced to you..."

The door was knocked suddenly, and a... slender... boy came in?

Zou Yifei shifted his eyes to his friend suspiciously, and it was clearly written in his eyes: A man? !

"No, no!" Bai Shaoqin quickly shook his hands and denied, "You Shang just dressed up like a man, but she is actually a woman. I want to look like a man, maybe you can accept it more easily..."

Under Zou Yifei's calm stare, Bai Shaoqin's voice became smaller and smaller until it disappeared.

"Brother Bai!" At this time, You Shang had come to the two of them, she walked up to Bai Shaoqin, put her hands on the other's shoulders unceremoniously, put the weight of her whole body on the other side, and ravaged the other side, She took a symbolic look at Zou Yifei and commented: "Not bad, it really is the appearance I like."

After she finished speaking, she put her claws on Zou Yifei, trying to take advantage of it.Zou Yifei dodged the other party's touch subconsciously, his brows furrowed deeper and deeper, and his dissatisfaction continued to accumulate.

Originally, he didn't pay much attention to Zou Yifei, but the other party's obvious resistance aroused the merchant's desire to conquer.

"It has personality, I like it!"

Zou Yifei felt that the other party was really inexplicable, so he stood up and prepared to leave, and said coldly: "But I don't like tomboys. Let's go first, don't send me off."

You Shang watched Zou Yifei leave the table with a smile, but he didn't stop him, and said in the tone of announcing a fait accompli: "You can't leave."

After the words fell, the thick mahogany gate twisted and disappeared.

Zou Yifei tried his best to suppress his anger, stood on the spot and turned around, looked at the other party with his arms folded, and when he said it again, the other two were stunned.

"Are you a demihuman too?"