Fate is the enemy GL
Chapter 59] [Paranoid] [First Person]
【Chapter 59】【Paranoid】【No.1 Title】
=Ye Jin's perspective=
I just want to know how Yin Xiliang came to Huaiyuan out of the blue and ended up joining Fengyu Culture.
I just want to know why she is still sitting in the seat where Zhou Ziyuan is used to sitting and drinking Blue Mountain.
I just want to know if Mia resigned, why did she come back in the blink of an eye, and I haven't noticed the existence of this woman in the company for so long?She has been in the company for so long. It is said that she came when Zhou Ziyuan was still there, but she is too mysterious and elusive, comparable to a lonely ghost. Her expression now seems to know what I think 80 years ago. , it's just incomprehensible, okay?I wouldn't want to be in the same room as a mind-reading guy even though we're not in the same office.
I feel a little bit that I will never love again in my heart. Yin Xiliang clasped his hands on his chest and put on a smile that he thought was very queen-like, but in fact, I knew that when I was in Pingyan, the degree of this bitch was terrible. Compared with the little eunuch who had no power in ancient times.She smiled slightly: "Mr. Qing Shi. Long time no see."
Adding the word "Jun" is her habit anyway, which is quite weird.
"...How did you come here from Pingyan?" I swallowed a mouthful and went straight to the point. I don't like people who beat around the bush, just talk to people with constipation. Don't tell strangers that I am constipated. Which one is not a trick? Wan'er said that he is addicted to mobile phones or must read this stack of newspapers...
This person literally came out of the ground, which made people feel surprised and suddenly surprised, but he was still a little caught off guard.
The sound of Mia's typing on the keyboard obviously disappeared, and she must have listened attentively and paid attention to my side without thinking about it.Yin Xiliang stood up, leaned his elbows on the table and leaned towards me. This guy's problem has always been like this. He imitated a snake and turned out to be a bucket.Fortunately, she buttoned the second button of her suit neatly today, otherwise I could have a full view of her turbulence and then comment on it.
I turned back and closed the door of the cubicle. Mia wanted to stick her head in. I successfully blocked her plan. Although we are not enemies, we still have to be careful, after all, we don’t know when there will be Unrelated people stab you in the back.
Yin Xiliang's expression was a little unpredictable: "What's the matter? Are you going to have an affair with me, or are you afraid that people will see you, and you will die if you open the door?"
"Don't change the subject, when did you come in?"
"Morning!"
"I mean when did you come to this company?"
"Last year!" She swooped down on the table again, and I should stand far away so that I won't be able to explain clearly when this guy posts it.
"Then why haven't I seen you?" I am a person who is unyielding and unyielding to break the casserole and ask the end. Some people say that I have a kind of inexplicable paranoia that is always entangled in some messy questions. In fact, I can't get around this corner by myself. it will be fine after a while.
"I've been busy with the editor-in-chief Zhou's problems before." When I said this, I saw Yin Xiliang gave me a deliberate look, and sat up again, "She is a crazy woman, is she not using herself as someone else? I I haven’t finished the pile of materials left by her until now, and I don’t know if it’s useful or useless. I’m sorting it out now. I went to Guangdong, Shaanxi, Fujian, and a lot of small villages whose names I don’t know. Find out the details of the paper sample she had previously included in the planning list."
I was a bit at a loss when I heard Yin Xiliang comment on Zhou Ziyuan's female lunatic. In the past, she just trimmed her nails and gave me a few sideways glances, then opened her bloody mouth and said, "Qing Shi is an out-and-out lunatic. .”
So birds of a feather flock together?
Besides, I remember that the task of finding the place where the paper was produced was given to Mia. I still remember that Zhou Ziyuan calmly told me how she arranged this matter, which caused Mia to gnash her teeth and face cramps. I managed to get the eye cream onto my nose when I was there.
Hands shaking from laughing.
"Isn't that task for Mia? Find paper production." I was quite surprised, Yin Xiliang's index finger knuckles were on his upper lip: "Really? But... when I came, Mia told me that's what I should do of."
Hey, didn't you realize that Mia is so witty?I took a peek at Mia's position again, and smiled at Yin Xiliang: "Assistant Yin is sometimes deceived." I'll just talk about her previous position, why?no?
"Then Assistant Ye, what exactly are you here for, can you tell me something serious?" She clapped the case.
Serious business?Hehe, I just... I passed by here and saw Yin Xiliang, I thought it must be a hallucination on the spot, so I followed...
I'm just reluctant to stay here, I'm a freelance writer, right?The nine-to-five life is not for me, right?Yin Qingsi's purpose is still not very clear, even Zhou Ziyuan's purpose is very vague. I stayed here to live my life, Yin Qingsi also seemed to be intentional, and moved me away from Zhou Ziyuan to drive us apart. As a result, Zhou Ziyuan Yuan left, and I became an idler. Yin Qingsi has a professional team to package from head to toe. Every time they come, I sip Yin Qingsi's tea and watch them busy. It's ridiculously idle.
"I have something personal to tell Mia." This is what I told Yin Xiliang, yes, after knowing that Mia returned to the company, I had an idea.
"Speaking of which, when I first came to Huaiyuan, I heard that you and editor-in-chief Zhou had a vigorous love affair?" Yin Xiliang smiled maliciously, that wretched attitude almost ruined the image and made her Originally, a woman who had the aura of Yujie was like a perverted old aunt. She couldn't think of her awe-inspiring righteousness at all, but at most she remembered her talkative nature.
I really wanted to roll my eyes and send it back. After thinking about it carefully, I decided to forget it. If you can be shameless in front of Zhou Ziyuan, you can be ashamed. Anyway, it’s useless to be shameless.But I can't do it in front of Yin Xiliang, it will ruin my image of a fresh and artistic young woman (...).
"Well, why are you so gossip?" I quickly put on a disgusted expression.
"That's all right, if you don't say it, don't say it!" Yin Xiliang patted his thigh, "Go out, go out, sister has to work!"
I'm so happy, isn't it you who just chatted with me?To be so pretentious and to speak so high-sounding, which of us will be with whom?I don't know you yet?At the company's annual meeting, after singing the gourd baby on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, I danced a 10-minute pole dance around the senior editor-in-chief, which made the old lady's face turn green.
I didn't want to bother with that duplicity woman, I turned around and walked out, Mia was motionless, she was obviously startled when she saw me coming out, she lowered her head and pretended to start working, she didn't realize that the book was turned upside down, I looked at it upside down "A Brief History of Time" is really helpless, even if you want to hold it upside down, you should find someone who is related to work now...
I ran up to her quickly: "Mi..."
Before she finished speaking, she threw the book in front of me. It was so earth-shattering that I was taken aback.She was aggressive: "What's the matter?"
The atmosphere suddenly turned embarrassingly cold, and several colleagues passed by, spying on us through the door.
When I thought about it, there was something wrong, Mia wouldn't be so unprofessional to lose her temper and shake her face at me!Besides, we don't have any deep hatred to the extent of tearing face and hair!
Seeing countless curious eyes coming in from the half-closed door, I slammed the door unceremoniously, turned over and gave Mia my most sincere smile: "I have something to ask you!"
"I don't settle any personal matters during working hours." The cold tone was carved out of the same mold as Yin Qingsi.
"Then when are you free? Let's talk about it another day!"
"No time."
Hey, when did I provoke you and you gave me a bad face... At that time, I didn't look very good, I turned around and opened the door, just as I wanted him to go out, a voice came out from behind: "What did you do with Yin Xiliang just now?" ?”
"Hey, it's none of your business what we two do? Who are you? The relationship between the two of us is shameful. We did some unsightly things and messed around. What does it have to do with you!" After talking about Yin Xiliang's innocence, I didn't care about it anyway because I was angry. At the beginning, Zhou Ziyuan was gentle when she threw her face at me...
I swaggered out and kicked the door viciously.
I just want to know what happened to Zhou Ziyuan in the past?Who am I to provoke me?Why don't I just want to understand why she has a psychological barrier so I can solve the problem in a targeted manner!
= Zhou Ziyuan's perspective =
When I opened my eyes, the dim light seeped in. I recognized in a trance that it wasn’t black. It was a thick late night. I was relieved. The velvet curtains were half covered, the bed had a very faint fragrance, and the light from the chandelier It is very restrained and not dazzling. The delicate wisteria on the wallpaper seems to be immortal.
The layout of this room seems to have a sense of familiarity. It took a long time to remember that this is Baili Xin'an's room. The purple tone is the main color. An embroidered shirt was draped over the top, which was a little wrinkled. Baili Xin'an wore it like this when he pretended to force out the pastoral style.
I slowly got up, the wool blanket on my body was warm and comfortable.
After I was free, I began to think about what was going on.
It was the first time to be fainted by a ghost. Baili Xin'an was so proud, his face was as pale as if he had been soaked in formalin for several days and nights. Wait, why didn't she faint?God, how can I be so vulnerable?
Before I had any more thoughts, the door was suddenly opened with a slight sound. I twisted my face and turned my head to look. What caught my eye was a pair of slippers first, a fluffy angry bird, and then up, slender ankles and White legs, a thick cotton skirt with lovely ruffles, and a towel in both hands.
Jiang Chun looked at me blankly, came to his senses after a while, threw himself into my arms and cried miserably, which made me at a loss what to do, for a moment I thought it was her who fainted, not me.
In the blink of an eye, a faint worry rose in his heart, did Jiang Chun know something?What did Baili Xin'an say again? Wait a minute, why did Jiang Chun settle down in Baili Xin'an?Wait a minute, why is Jiang Chun the one who rushed over?
"Zhou! I thought you were really going to be honored this time!" Jiang Chun's crying made me dumbfounded for a while, and I had to be careful.
"What's wrong?" I tried to calm down, even though the fear was still throbbing in my heart.
"How do I know? The snake and scorpion carried you back and said that you fainted and were going to die, and asked me to give you hospice care." Jiang Chun raised Lihua's rainy face, and I was about to collapse immediately. What kind of excuse is this ah!Speaking of which, is Baili Xin'an okay?Oh yes, being able to spray venom so venomously, and being able to lift me up means that he is mentally stable and physically healthy.
"Aren't you going to bed so late?" Things started to go wrong, and my mind was in a mess.
"Ah, I've been waiting for you to wake up... just forgot." Jiang Chun suddenly realized, as if he just realized that there is such a thing as sleeping, he patted his head and tucked me in the quilt again, "Are you okay?"
"It's okay, where's Baili Xin'an?"
"...Go to sleep, you don't have to worry about it."
Jiang Chun swears that she is confident, but the more she says that, the more I feel that I don't know what to do. She must have done something to Baili Xin'an!Or... What did Baili Xin'an do to her?
The more I thought about it, the more creepy I felt. Not only did I get goosebumps all over my body, I turned over, got out of bed, and stepped on the floor with bare feet: "Where are the people from Baili Xin'an? I'll go and see."
Jiang Chun's expression was a little awkward, and he pushed me back to the bed and sat down: "Hey, I'll get you some slippers, so don't move!"
After speaking, he ran out in a hurry.
The floor was smooth and translucent, so I just stood up again, walked out of the room barefoot, and stepped on the plush carpet in the living room, yes, this arrangement, at first glance, looks like Baili Xin'an's Mingsao woman.It's just... a lot messier than usual.
Why is there half a cup of protein powder on the CD rack... There are some unpacked warm babies scattered on the sofa... Two cans of almond milk, a pack of beef jerky, a seaweed mask, and a box of chocolate candies... Got... half a pack of sanitary napkins?
why is it like this?It can be said that Baili Xin'an is rigorous and meticulous in cleaning up the house... Is this a robbery or something?
I was dumbfounded, and saw Jiang Chun hurried over and handed me a pair of cotton slippers, and when she saw me stuck here, she screamed as if she was gone: "Why did you come out?"
"..." Could it be that I am a bird and have to wait in a cage?Before I had time to complain, I felt the cold wind rising from behind, and as a result, following Jiang Chun's earth-shattering roar, an unknown object (...) rushed to my back quickly, Just pushed me down.
The background sound is a heroic "Wang—"
I feel that the oxygen is not enough and I will faint soon. Although I am not a person who is afraid of dogs, I am a person who is afraid of dog bites...
Over and over again, being attacked by strange things on the back and scaring me like a grandson all happened on the same day, and I was really drunk.
Of course, at that time, I didn't know that this series of behaviors had these inexplicable connections...
If there is a master, there must be a dog.
What's even more exciting is that a slipper flew out and slapped the dog's head on my back. The background sound was Baili Xin'an haha twice. I looked up and saw that she was stepping on an angry bird with a wild boar face. He maintained the posture of throwing his slippers, with his mobile phone in his other hand, and an earphone hanging on one ear, while the other earphone had drooped down.
I kind of want to take a picture and post it on Weibo.
I opened my eyes wide and couldn't say a word for a while, Jiang Chun came to help me up and muttered: "I'm really sorry, you are all right, you are not disabled! Don't be angry, our baby bottle is too capricious, I will guarantee it in the future Not anymore."
Sitting down with lingering fear, Baili Xin'an put on his shoes and hugged the dog called milk bottle... why is the dog called that name... I don't know what breed it is, but it looks like a bastard (...).
After taking a closer look at the shoes of the two of them, they were couple models, and I was speechless for a while.
She touched the dog's ears and began to seduce her earnestly: "Baby bottle, you can't do this, who is responsible for scaring the guests out of their minds?" Then she turned her head and smiled sincerely at me, "Mr. Zhou, are you right? The milk bottle is really capricious."
That... milk bottle?Wagged his tail.
You did it on purpose!Your whole family is so self-willed, okay?
=Ye Jin's perspective=
I just want to know how Yin Xiliang came to Huaiyuan out of the blue and ended up joining Fengyu Culture.
I just want to know why she is still sitting in the seat where Zhou Ziyuan is used to sitting and drinking Blue Mountain.
I just want to know if Mia resigned, why did she come back in the blink of an eye, and I haven't noticed the existence of this woman in the company for so long?She has been in the company for so long. It is said that she came when Zhou Ziyuan was still there, but she is too mysterious and elusive, comparable to a lonely ghost. Her expression now seems to know what I think 80 years ago. , it's just incomprehensible, okay?I wouldn't want to be in the same room as a mind-reading guy even though we're not in the same office.
I feel a little bit that I will never love again in my heart. Yin Xiliang clasped his hands on his chest and put on a smile that he thought was very queen-like, but in fact, I knew that when I was in Pingyan, the degree of this bitch was terrible. Compared with the little eunuch who had no power in ancient times.She smiled slightly: "Mr. Qing Shi. Long time no see."
Adding the word "Jun" is her habit anyway, which is quite weird.
"...How did you come here from Pingyan?" I swallowed a mouthful and went straight to the point. I don't like people who beat around the bush, just talk to people with constipation. Don't tell strangers that I am constipated. Which one is not a trick? Wan'er said that he is addicted to mobile phones or must read this stack of newspapers...
This person literally came out of the ground, which made people feel surprised and suddenly surprised, but he was still a little caught off guard.
The sound of Mia's typing on the keyboard obviously disappeared, and she must have listened attentively and paid attention to my side without thinking about it.Yin Xiliang stood up, leaned his elbows on the table and leaned towards me. This guy's problem has always been like this. He imitated a snake and turned out to be a bucket.Fortunately, she buttoned the second button of her suit neatly today, otherwise I could have a full view of her turbulence and then comment on it.
I turned back and closed the door of the cubicle. Mia wanted to stick her head in. I successfully blocked her plan. Although we are not enemies, we still have to be careful, after all, we don’t know when there will be Unrelated people stab you in the back.
Yin Xiliang's expression was a little unpredictable: "What's the matter? Are you going to have an affair with me, or are you afraid that people will see you, and you will die if you open the door?"
"Don't change the subject, when did you come in?"
"Morning!"
"I mean when did you come to this company?"
"Last year!" She swooped down on the table again, and I should stand far away so that I won't be able to explain clearly when this guy posts it.
"Then why haven't I seen you?" I am a person who is unyielding and unyielding to break the casserole and ask the end. Some people say that I have a kind of inexplicable paranoia that is always entangled in some messy questions. In fact, I can't get around this corner by myself. it will be fine after a while.
"I've been busy with the editor-in-chief Zhou's problems before." When I said this, I saw Yin Xiliang gave me a deliberate look, and sat up again, "She is a crazy woman, is she not using herself as someone else? I I haven’t finished the pile of materials left by her until now, and I don’t know if it’s useful or useless. I’m sorting it out now. I went to Guangdong, Shaanxi, Fujian, and a lot of small villages whose names I don’t know. Find out the details of the paper sample she had previously included in the planning list."
I was a bit at a loss when I heard Yin Xiliang comment on Zhou Ziyuan's female lunatic. In the past, she just trimmed her nails and gave me a few sideways glances, then opened her bloody mouth and said, "Qing Shi is an out-and-out lunatic. .”
So birds of a feather flock together?
Besides, I remember that the task of finding the place where the paper was produced was given to Mia. I still remember that Zhou Ziyuan calmly told me how she arranged this matter, which caused Mia to gnash her teeth and face cramps. I managed to get the eye cream onto my nose when I was there.
Hands shaking from laughing.
"Isn't that task for Mia? Find paper production." I was quite surprised, Yin Xiliang's index finger knuckles were on his upper lip: "Really? But... when I came, Mia told me that's what I should do of."
Hey, didn't you realize that Mia is so witty?I took a peek at Mia's position again, and smiled at Yin Xiliang: "Assistant Yin is sometimes deceived." I'll just talk about her previous position, why?no?
"Then Assistant Ye, what exactly are you here for, can you tell me something serious?" She clapped the case.
Serious business?Hehe, I just... I passed by here and saw Yin Xiliang, I thought it must be a hallucination on the spot, so I followed...
I'm just reluctant to stay here, I'm a freelance writer, right?The nine-to-five life is not for me, right?Yin Qingsi's purpose is still not very clear, even Zhou Ziyuan's purpose is very vague. I stayed here to live my life, Yin Qingsi also seemed to be intentional, and moved me away from Zhou Ziyuan to drive us apart. As a result, Zhou Ziyuan Yuan left, and I became an idler. Yin Qingsi has a professional team to package from head to toe. Every time they come, I sip Yin Qingsi's tea and watch them busy. It's ridiculously idle.
"I have something personal to tell Mia." This is what I told Yin Xiliang, yes, after knowing that Mia returned to the company, I had an idea.
"Speaking of which, when I first came to Huaiyuan, I heard that you and editor-in-chief Zhou had a vigorous love affair?" Yin Xiliang smiled maliciously, that wretched attitude almost ruined the image and made her Originally, a woman who had the aura of Yujie was like a perverted old aunt. She couldn't think of her awe-inspiring righteousness at all, but at most she remembered her talkative nature.
I really wanted to roll my eyes and send it back. After thinking about it carefully, I decided to forget it. If you can be shameless in front of Zhou Ziyuan, you can be ashamed. Anyway, it’s useless to be shameless.But I can't do it in front of Yin Xiliang, it will ruin my image of a fresh and artistic young woman (...).
"Well, why are you so gossip?" I quickly put on a disgusted expression.
"That's all right, if you don't say it, don't say it!" Yin Xiliang patted his thigh, "Go out, go out, sister has to work!"
I'm so happy, isn't it you who just chatted with me?To be so pretentious and to speak so high-sounding, which of us will be with whom?I don't know you yet?At the company's annual meeting, after singing the gourd baby on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, I danced a 10-minute pole dance around the senior editor-in-chief, which made the old lady's face turn green.
I didn't want to bother with that duplicity woman, I turned around and walked out, Mia was motionless, she was obviously startled when she saw me coming out, she lowered her head and pretended to start working, she didn't realize that the book was turned upside down, I looked at it upside down "A Brief History of Time" is really helpless, even if you want to hold it upside down, you should find someone who is related to work now...
I ran up to her quickly: "Mi..."
Before she finished speaking, she threw the book in front of me. It was so earth-shattering that I was taken aback.She was aggressive: "What's the matter?"
The atmosphere suddenly turned embarrassingly cold, and several colleagues passed by, spying on us through the door.
When I thought about it, there was something wrong, Mia wouldn't be so unprofessional to lose her temper and shake her face at me!Besides, we don't have any deep hatred to the extent of tearing face and hair!
Seeing countless curious eyes coming in from the half-closed door, I slammed the door unceremoniously, turned over and gave Mia my most sincere smile: "I have something to ask you!"
"I don't settle any personal matters during working hours." The cold tone was carved out of the same mold as Yin Qingsi.
"Then when are you free? Let's talk about it another day!"
"No time."
Hey, when did I provoke you and you gave me a bad face... At that time, I didn't look very good, I turned around and opened the door, just as I wanted him to go out, a voice came out from behind: "What did you do with Yin Xiliang just now?" ?”
"Hey, it's none of your business what we two do? Who are you? The relationship between the two of us is shameful. We did some unsightly things and messed around. What does it have to do with you!" After talking about Yin Xiliang's innocence, I didn't care about it anyway because I was angry. At the beginning, Zhou Ziyuan was gentle when she threw her face at me...
I swaggered out and kicked the door viciously.
I just want to know what happened to Zhou Ziyuan in the past?Who am I to provoke me?Why don't I just want to understand why she has a psychological barrier so I can solve the problem in a targeted manner!
= Zhou Ziyuan's perspective =
When I opened my eyes, the dim light seeped in. I recognized in a trance that it wasn’t black. It was a thick late night. I was relieved. The velvet curtains were half covered, the bed had a very faint fragrance, and the light from the chandelier It is very restrained and not dazzling. The delicate wisteria on the wallpaper seems to be immortal.
The layout of this room seems to have a sense of familiarity. It took a long time to remember that this is Baili Xin'an's room. The purple tone is the main color. An embroidered shirt was draped over the top, which was a little wrinkled. Baili Xin'an wore it like this when he pretended to force out the pastoral style.
I slowly got up, the wool blanket on my body was warm and comfortable.
After I was free, I began to think about what was going on.
It was the first time to be fainted by a ghost. Baili Xin'an was so proud, his face was as pale as if he had been soaked in formalin for several days and nights. Wait, why didn't she faint?God, how can I be so vulnerable?
Before I had any more thoughts, the door was suddenly opened with a slight sound. I twisted my face and turned my head to look. What caught my eye was a pair of slippers first, a fluffy angry bird, and then up, slender ankles and White legs, a thick cotton skirt with lovely ruffles, and a towel in both hands.
Jiang Chun looked at me blankly, came to his senses after a while, threw himself into my arms and cried miserably, which made me at a loss what to do, for a moment I thought it was her who fainted, not me.
In the blink of an eye, a faint worry rose in his heart, did Jiang Chun know something?What did Baili Xin'an say again? Wait a minute, why did Jiang Chun settle down in Baili Xin'an?Wait a minute, why is Jiang Chun the one who rushed over?
"Zhou! I thought you were really going to be honored this time!" Jiang Chun's crying made me dumbfounded for a while, and I had to be careful.
"What's wrong?" I tried to calm down, even though the fear was still throbbing in my heart.
"How do I know? The snake and scorpion carried you back and said that you fainted and were going to die, and asked me to give you hospice care." Jiang Chun raised Lihua's rainy face, and I was about to collapse immediately. What kind of excuse is this ah!Speaking of which, is Baili Xin'an okay?Oh yes, being able to spray venom so venomously, and being able to lift me up means that he is mentally stable and physically healthy.
"Aren't you going to bed so late?" Things started to go wrong, and my mind was in a mess.
"Ah, I've been waiting for you to wake up... just forgot." Jiang Chun suddenly realized, as if he just realized that there is such a thing as sleeping, he patted his head and tucked me in the quilt again, "Are you okay?"
"It's okay, where's Baili Xin'an?"
"...Go to sleep, you don't have to worry about it."
Jiang Chun swears that she is confident, but the more she says that, the more I feel that I don't know what to do. She must have done something to Baili Xin'an!Or... What did Baili Xin'an do to her?
The more I thought about it, the more creepy I felt. Not only did I get goosebumps all over my body, I turned over, got out of bed, and stepped on the floor with bare feet: "Where are the people from Baili Xin'an? I'll go and see."
Jiang Chun's expression was a little awkward, and he pushed me back to the bed and sat down: "Hey, I'll get you some slippers, so don't move!"
After speaking, he ran out in a hurry.
The floor was smooth and translucent, so I just stood up again, walked out of the room barefoot, and stepped on the plush carpet in the living room, yes, this arrangement, at first glance, looks like Baili Xin'an's Mingsao woman.It's just... a lot messier than usual.
Why is there half a cup of protein powder on the CD rack... There are some unpacked warm babies scattered on the sofa... Two cans of almond milk, a pack of beef jerky, a seaweed mask, and a box of chocolate candies... Got... half a pack of sanitary napkins?
why is it like this?It can be said that Baili Xin'an is rigorous and meticulous in cleaning up the house... Is this a robbery or something?
I was dumbfounded, and saw Jiang Chun hurried over and handed me a pair of cotton slippers, and when she saw me stuck here, she screamed as if she was gone: "Why did you come out?"
"..." Could it be that I am a bird and have to wait in a cage?Before I had time to complain, I felt the cold wind rising from behind, and as a result, following Jiang Chun's earth-shattering roar, an unknown object (...) rushed to my back quickly, Just pushed me down.
The background sound is a heroic "Wang—"
I feel that the oxygen is not enough and I will faint soon. Although I am not a person who is afraid of dogs, I am a person who is afraid of dog bites...
Over and over again, being attacked by strange things on the back and scaring me like a grandson all happened on the same day, and I was really drunk.
Of course, at that time, I didn't know that this series of behaviors had these inexplicable connections...
If there is a master, there must be a dog.
What's even more exciting is that a slipper flew out and slapped the dog's head on my back. The background sound was Baili Xin'an haha twice. I looked up and saw that she was stepping on an angry bird with a wild boar face. He maintained the posture of throwing his slippers, with his mobile phone in his other hand, and an earphone hanging on one ear, while the other earphone had drooped down.
I kind of want to take a picture and post it on Weibo.
I opened my eyes wide and couldn't say a word for a while, Jiang Chun came to help me up and muttered: "I'm really sorry, you are all right, you are not disabled! Don't be angry, our baby bottle is too capricious, I will guarantee it in the future Not anymore."
Sitting down with lingering fear, Baili Xin'an put on his shoes and hugged the dog called milk bottle... why is the dog called that name... I don't know what breed it is, but it looks like a bastard (...).
After taking a closer look at the shoes of the two of them, they were couple models, and I was speechless for a while.
She touched the dog's ears and began to seduce her earnestly: "Baby bottle, you can't do this, who is responsible for scaring the guests out of their minds?" Then she turned her head and smiled sincerely at me, "Mr. Zhou, are you right? The milk bottle is really capricious."
That... milk bottle?Wagged his tail.
You did it on purpose!Your whole family is so self-willed, okay?
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Chapter 97 4 hours ago -
Doomsday: My girlfriend, Dushima, Yaoying, and the school doctor are still greedy for me
Chapter 80 4 hours ago -
Variety Comic: The heroines are all my ex-girlfriends
Chapter 103 4 hours ago -
Zongman: Randomly set up a stall with Binchotan charcoal
Chapter 95 4 hours ago -
Devil Fruit Era: I have maxed out my Armament Haki Ryusakura
Chapter 185 14 hours ago -
You were asked to be a conscript, but you created The Matrix
Chapter 158 14 hours ago -
Gao Wu: I am invincible now that I have connected to the Immortal Gate.
Chapter 266 14 hours ago -
Battle of the Other Worlds: Summon the Traveler Wu Song at the Beginning
Chapter 200 14 hours ago -
Martial Arts: I am in the Valley of Unrequited Love, I am invincible by touching corpses
Chapter 122 14 hours ago -
The Great Lord of the World
Chapter 302 14 hours ago