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Chapter 71] [Pretending] [Ye Jin's Perspective]
【Chapter 71】【Pretending】【Ye Jin's Perspective】
So when Zhuo Yan heard his mother's phone call, he was puzzled by Monk Zhang Er.
"Mom, what are you talking about?"
"You live in Dingmian, your new girlfriend is really nice, but you have to be careful and pay attention to the security of your information, but the relationship between you two should be trustworthy, don't trust the wrong person."
His mom took it for granted, and he was about to hit a wall.
Where did the girlfriend come from...?
"Mom, it's not..." He was about to say that he didn't have a girlfriend, but he was afraid that his mother would worry too much and interfere too much, so he changed the subject and stopped the words abruptly, and he continued, " Mom, did she tell you all about it?"
"That's...Young people should treat themselves well. You are a man who puts his career first. Don't be all day long... Forget it, Mom said it's inappropriate."
"..." Zhuo Yan was thinking about what that woman said that would embarrass his own mother... And the point of the question came... Who is that woman!How did you get in there! ?
She gritted her teeth and almost pulled out her front teeth. After thinking about it carefully, she still needs to move slowly, lest the old mother get excited and twitch all of a sudden. She slowed down and her voice became gentle: "She also said What's the matter?"
"Tsk tsk tsk... Why did you ask your mother that I'm here? Okay, Xiaoli is a nice girl, she's a little more simple-minded than He Yixuan, and she's the only one. When will you do it? You're a good boy!" That "I know everything" tone made Zhuo Yan's eyes widen and he almost cursed, and then... who is Xiaoli!Who still uses such a rural name these days!Not surprisingly, this is definitely a fabrication!
"Isn't she pretty?" He wanted to ask about her appearance so as to rule it out. What if she said she was someone she had never seen before?Who would do it?If it is necessary to sneak into his home, it must be Yin Qingsi, but Yin Qingsi has been with him all the time. It is impossible for Qing Si to change his sex suddenly or go there in person...then Yin Qing Si sent someone...could it really be that little assistant Ye Jin...didn't he say he went to the mountains?
The more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong. As soon as he scratched his head, a voice from over there sounded like two to five or eighty thousand: "You are a pretty girl, that long hair is so beautiful, she should be advertising for shampoo, that face There's nothing to say, it's so pretty, you can take Hun'er away with a smile, I'm so old, tsk tsk..."
...This kind of adjective is used to describe a woman...the describer is still his mother...Zhuo Yan feels his liver hurts.
Then he suddenly had lung pain...
His mother said: "Treat that girl well! I am satisfied!"
After finishing speaking, it was the sound of hanging up... Zhuo Yan held the phone in a daze for a long time, then threw the phone away: "Damn it!"
"Damn it!" He clenched his fist and finally hit it on the coffee table, and then his hand hurt... He quickly retracted his fist and rubbed it.
Who exactly?long hair?Then it's not Ye Jin... Ye Jin's short hair is indeed much more handsome, but it's a pity that it's not as enchanting and beautiful as her original long hair.Wait... consider the case of wearing a wig...
He frowned, lowered his head, and put his fingers between his brows.
=Ye Jin's perspective=
Thinking about it carefully, even if I were killed, I would never have imagined that there would be two people playing back and forth between the real and the fake Monkey King.
In the end, it really happened, especially when I was looking at the document at Zhuo Yan's house wearing a wig and heavy makeup that day, the doorbell rang... I was just thinking about where to hide, and this place was blocked by me. It was a mess as if the Japanese devils had mopped it up, and it was sure to be concealed wherever it hid, but the door just opened like that.
Standing at the door was a middle-aged woman, but she was well-maintained and she couldn't see her actual age, although there were traces of time.
She walked in with her bag in her hand, and she was taken aback when she saw me, then I was dumbfounded. I guess I was caught on the spot when I was done, and I was worried about messing up the furniture and household chemicals in good faith when I came to commit crimes.
"Who are you? Why are you at my son's house?"
When I think about it carefully, she has no brains. When a stranger comes up, she shows her identity... This identity is not the kind that can be put on to scare people. I can't think of anything else except tearing up tickets. If I are gangsters.She came up and said that she was Zhuo Yan's mother, and it happened that I happened to know who Zhuo Yan was and which temple's monk, so my brain turned quickly, and I put a hat on Zhuo Yan immediately.
Of course, it's not a cuckold, unless I seduce Yin Qingsi, it really doesn't count as a label for him, nor can I seduce He Yixuan...
Immediately, I rubbed my hands and pulled her with a smile on my face: "It's auntie! Zhuo Yan often mentioned you to me, saying that you brought a lot of positive influences to his life... I don't know I understand this, I think he loves you very much, why are you here, I was going to see you... No, it’s almost Chinese New Year, I came to clean up his house, but he ended up living alone I'm also a little slow, I just came here on the front foot and you came on the back foot, come and sit down, I'll pour you a cup of tea... I'll clean up, don't you mind..." He pressed her down On the sofa, I hurried to find where the water dispenser is. I walked around several times as a newcomer, and it was impossible to pay attention to where the water dispenser was. I acted as a housekeeper for Zhuo Yan along the way, and finally found it. I poured a glass of water for him. she.
She looked at me back and forth and thought I was her daughter-in-law. I laughed dryly, anyway, I was disgusted, and then praised her for being young, beautiful, ageless, temperamental, etc., and then praised her son for being excellent and considerate. people or something...
I was thinking about He Yixuan, don't mind if I suddenly use your husband as a backstop...
Finally, the moment I gave up coaxing this woman and planned to lock the door for a while and knock her unconscious before slipping away, she smiled and said, "Oh, girl, you are too polite, what's your name, talk to auntie."
"My name is..." I was stunned for a moment, I didn't know what to say when I named it Fei, and there happened to be a pornographic magazine next to it, and a big title on it was [Less Lonely.Fu Xiaoli's Passion for a Night] So I said casually, "My name is Xiaoli...Zhuo Yan calls me that...it's embarrassing."
"Hey Xiaoli, where are you from!"
"Oh... Me, I'm from Pingyan... When I was young, my family was poor, so I had a name. Many people didn't talk to me because of this name. Only Zhuo Yan didn't dislike me..." I pretended to be shy, and my heart He greeted Zhuo Yan and the 28 generations of ancestors of the woman in front of him.
"You two live together?"
"Well..." I squeezed my voice thinly, and then hastily added, "After he was transferred back by the head office, I moved away... I told him whether he would take me back to see you? He said he was busy with work. ... When I thought about it, men should put their careers first... I thought that since he is so busy, I will come back and clean up, so that the New Year will be better..."
"Oh, did I come too suddenly?" She laughed all of a sudden, her face was wrinkled, and the corners of her mouth were pulled to the back of her head. Such exaggerated words are really used to describe her. The thing is, I'm too happy for you to come... I'm just a little nervous, if you don't recognize me...I..."
Speaking of this, I suddenly broke out in acting and started to cry. She was so pitiful, pretending to be shy, and peeked at her, and she hurriedly came to help me: "Okay, Xiaoli, Auntie likes you very much when she sees you..."
As soon as I uttered this sentence, I knew that I had won, and I was so disgusted that I couldn't remember what I was bored with afterwards.
I just remember that the second after she went out, I took pictures of all the documents I wanted to roll up and rolled up some of them, stuffed them into the bag I kicked into the corner, pulled off the wig and threw it in the trash can, and then I put my bag on my back, took off my makeup, turned around and closed the door, put on the trash bag, took a closer look that I was still relatively well, and threw the trash for him.
Finally, I threw away the garbage bag and walked and walked...
I want to save money to reimburse Yin Qingsi! !
I just held back my laughter and endured it for a long time, which made my stomach ache. I thought Zhuo Yan's mother would be such a powerful character. The woman is like a rich and evil mother-in-law on TV, she turned around and called Zhuo Yan. I guess I have to stop cooking on the spot. Of course, before I stop cooking, I will definitely pull this woman up and rush to the underworld with me.
Or it should be like those women, slapping a big envelope in my face, full of blushing Grandpa Mao.Then I would happily pick up the envelope and pretend to be reserved for Mary Sue for a while, and then ran away with Grandpa Mao.Who cares about Yin Qingsi...
So I was immersed in my own obscenity and couldn't extricate myself. When I finally came back to my senses, I was standing next to the train station. I read a sentence called "When the train passes by, it seems to be crying, and the world is poor." Like fate] Like fate, he took out his phone, wiped the screen, thought for a while and still didn't contact Zhou Ziyuan to say happy new year.Will she miss me?Hmm...it seems to be a serious question, Lao Zhou is just too arrogant.
Speaking of which, I still haven't figured out what happened to Zhou Ziyuan... It has to be done slowly.
Turning around, he sent an email to Yin Qingsi.
And I naturally don't know what kind of angry expression Yin Qingsi had on his face when he saw my email.
I was still having fun, but a phone call came over.
It's Zhou Ziyuan.
I looked at the phone call from her, and I saved her as [Old Witch]. I was a little dazed when I saw the word "Old Witch".
I don't know if I take... or not...
So when Zhuo Yan heard his mother's phone call, he was puzzled by Monk Zhang Er.
"Mom, what are you talking about?"
"You live in Dingmian, your new girlfriend is really nice, but you have to be careful and pay attention to the security of your information, but the relationship between you two should be trustworthy, don't trust the wrong person."
His mom took it for granted, and he was about to hit a wall.
Where did the girlfriend come from...?
"Mom, it's not..." He was about to say that he didn't have a girlfriend, but he was afraid that his mother would worry too much and interfere too much, so he changed the subject and stopped the words abruptly, and he continued, " Mom, did she tell you all about it?"
"That's...Young people should treat themselves well. You are a man who puts his career first. Don't be all day long... Forget it, Mom said it's inappropriate."
"..." Zhuo Yan was thinking about what that woman said that would embarrass his own mother... And the point of the question came... Who is that woman!How did you get in there! ?
She gritted her teeth and almost pulled out her front teeth. After thinking about it carefully, she still needs to move slowly, lest the old mother get excited and twitch all of a sudden. She slowed down and her voice became gentle: "She also said What's the matter?"
"Tsk tsk tsk... Why did you ask your mother that I'm here? Okay, Xiaoli is a nice girl, she's a little more simple-minded than He Yixuan, and she's the only one. When will you do it? You're a good boy!" That "I know everything" tone made Zhuo Yan's eyes widen and he almost cursed, and then... who is Xiaoli!Who still uses such a rural name these days!Not surprisingly, this is definitely a fabrication!
"Isn't she pretty?" He wanted to ask about her appearance so as to rule it out. What if she said she was someone she had never seen before?Who would do it?If it is necessary to sneak into his home, it must be Yin Qingsi, but Yin Qingsi has been with him all the time. It is impossible for Qing Si to change his sex suddenly or go there in person...then Yin Qing Si sent someone...could it really be that little assistant Ye Jin...didn't he say he went to the mountains?
The more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong. As soon as he scratched his head, a voice from over there sounded like two to five or eighty thousand: "You are a pretty girl, that long hair is so beautiful, she should be advertising for shampoo, that face There's nothing to say, it's so pretty, you can take Hun'er away with a smile, I'm so old, tsk tsk..."
...This kind of adjective is used to describe a woman...the describer is still his mother...Zhuo Yan feels his liver hurts.
Then he suddenly had lung pain...
His mother said: "Treat that girl well! I am satisfied!"
After finishing speaking, it was the sound of hanging up... Zhuo Yan held the phone in a daze for a long time, then threw the phone away: "Damn it!"
"Damn it!" He clenched his fist and finally hit it on the coffee table, and then his hand hurt... He quickly retracted his fist and rubbed it.
Who exactly?long hair?Then it's not Ye Jin... Ye Jin's short hair is indeed much more handsome, but it's a pity that it's not as enchanting and beautiful as her original long hair.Wait... consider the case of wearing a wig...
He frowned, lowered his head, and put his fingers between his brows.
=Ye Jin's perspective=
Thinking about it carefully, even if I were killed, I would never have imagined that there would be two people playing back and forth between the real and the fake Monkey King.
In the end, it really happened, especially when I was looking at the document at Zhuo Yan's house wearing a wig and heavy makeup that day, the doorbell rang... I was just thinking about where to hide, and this place was blocked by me. It was a mess as if the Japanese devils had mopped it up, and it was sure to be concealed wherever it hid, but the door just opened like that.
Standing at the door was a middle-aged woman, but she was well-maintained and she couldn't see her actual age, although there were traces of time.
She walked in with her bag in her hand, and she was taken aback when she saw me, then I was dumbfounded. I guess I was caught on the spot when I was done, and I was worried about messing up the furniture and household chemicals in good faith when I came to commit crimes.
"Who are you? Why are you at my son's house?"
When I think about it carefully, she has no brains. When a stranger comes up, she shows her identity... This identity is not the kind that can be put on to scare people. I can't think of anything else except tearing up tickets. If I are gangsters.She came up and said that she was Zhuo Yan's mother, and it happened that I happened to know who Zhuo Yan was and which temple's monk, so my brain turned quickly, and I put a hat on Zhuo Yan immediately.
Of course, it's not a cuckold, unless I seduce Yin Qingsi, it really doesn't count as a label for him, nor can I seduce He Yixuan...
Immediately, I rubbed my hands and pulled her with a smile on my face: "It's auntie! Zhuo Yan often mentioned you to me, saying that you brought a lot of positive influences to his life... I don't know I understand this, I think he loves you very much, why are you here, I was going to see you... No, it’s almost Chinese New Year, I came to clean up his house, but he ended up living alone I'm also a little slow, I just came here on the front foot and you came on the back foot, come and sit down, I'll pour you a cup of tea... I'll clean up, don't you mind..." He pressed her down On the sofa, I hurried to find where the water dispenser is. I walked around several times as a newcomer, and it was impossible to pay attention to where the water dispenser was. I acted as a housekeeper for Zhuo Yan along the way, and finally found it. I poured a glass of water for him. she.
She looked at me back and forth and thought I was her daughter-in-law. I laughed dryly, anyway, I was disgusted, and then praised her for being young, beautiful, ageless, temperamental, etc., and then praised her son for being excellent and considerate. people or something...
I was thinking about He Yixuan, don't mind if I suddenly use your husband as a backstop...
Finally, the moment I gave up coaxing this woman and planned to lock the door for a while and knock her unconscious before slipping away, she smiled and said, "Oh, girl, you are too polite, what's your name, talk to auntie."
"My name is..." I was stunned for a moment, I didn't know what to say when I named it Fei, and there happened to be a pornographic magazine next to it, and a big title on it was [Less Lonely.Fu Xiaoli's Passion for a Night] So I said casually, "My name is Xiaoli...Zhuo Yan calls me that...it's embarrassing."
"Hey Xiaoli, where are you from!"
"Oh... Me, I'm from Pingyan... When I was young, my family was poor, so I had a name. Many people didn't talk to me because of this name. Only Zhuo Yan didn't dislike me..." I pretended to be shy, and my heart He greeted Zhuo Yan and the 28 generations of ancestors of the woman in front of him.
"You two live together?"
"Well..." I squeezed my voice thinly, and then hastily added, "After he was transferred back by the head office, I moved away... I told him whether he would take me back to see you? He said he was busy with work. ... When I thought about it, men should put their careers first... I thought that since he is so busy, I will come back and clean up, so that the New Year will be better..."
"Oh, did I come too suddenly?" She laughed all of a sudden, her face was wrinkled, and the corners of her mouth were pulled to the back of her head. Such exaggerated words are really used to describe her. The thing is, I'm too happy for you to come... I'm just a little nervous, if you don't recognize me...I..."
Speaking of this, I suddenly broke out in acting and started to cry. She was so pitiful, pretending to be shy, and peeked at her, and she hurriedly came to help me: "Okay, Xiaoli, Auntie likes you very much when she sees you..."
As soon as I uttered this sentence, I knew that I had won, and I was so disgusted that I couldn't remember what I was bored with afterwards.
I just remember that the second after she went out, I took pictures of all the documents I wanted to roll up and rolled up some of them, stuffed them into the bag I kicked into the corner, pulled off the wig and threw it in the trash can, and then I put my bag on my back, took off my makeup, turned around and closed the door, put on the trash bag, took a closer look that I was still relatively well, and threw the trash for him.
Finally, I threw away the garbage bag and walked and walked...
I want to save money to reimburse Yin Qingsi! !
I just held back my laughter and endured it for a long time, which made my stomach ache. I thought Zhuo Yan's mother would be such a powerful character. The woman is like a rich and evil mother-in-law on TV, she turned around and called Zhuo Yan. I guess I have to stop cooking on the spot. Of course, before I stop cooking, I will definitely pull this woman up and rush to the underworld with me.
Or it should be like those women, slapping a big envelope in my face, full of blushing Grandpa Mao.Then I would happily pick up the envelope and pretend to be reserved for Mary Sue for a while, and then ran away with Grandpa Mao.Who cares about Yin Qingsi...
So I was immersed in my own obscenity and couldn't extricate myself. When I finally came back to my senses, I was standing next to the train station. I read a sentence called "When the train passes by, it seems to be crying, and the world is poor." Like fate] Like fate, he took out his phone, wiped the screen, thought for a while and still didn't contact Zhou Ziyuan to say happy new year.Will she miss me?Hmm...it seems to be a serious question, Lao Zhou is just too arrogant.
Speaking of which, I still haven't figured out what happened to Zhou Ziyuan... It has to be done slowly.
Turning around, he sent an email to Yin Qingsi.
And I naturally don't know what kind of angry expression Yin Qingsi had on his face when he saw my email.
I was still having fun, but a phone call came over.
It's Zhou Ziyuan.
I looked at the phone call from her, and I saved her as [Old Witch]. I was a little dazed when I saw the word "Old Witch".
I don't know if I take... or not...
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