[Quick Transmigration] BOSS didn't tell you

"We're here, right here." Zhuge Liang stopped and turned to Su Mu.

This is an extremely open flat land that is rarely seen in the mountains. The green bamboos are tall and straight, which just gives this barren flat land a bit of indescribable poetic charm.A small stream meanders slowly around the flat ground, which has the implication of winding water flowing from the cup.

Many people have already gathered on the flat ground, talking and pointing out the country, or lying alone in a corner and meditating with closed eyes, or sitting or standing, with long gowns flying, elegant and handsome, like a freehand painting, full of romance and brilliance.

"Brother Kong Ming, are you safe? You are late today, and you should drink three glasses of wine as an apology." A clear voice came, and a young man in a gray gown greeted him with a smile. After greeting each other with Zhuge Liang, he brought He looked at Su Mu who was trying to reduce his sense of existence with a somewhat scrutinizing gaze.

At this moment, Su Mu looked at the man's curious and disgusted eyes, and felt that the sadness in his heart was about to flow upstream.How much he wanted to turn into an upgraded version of Sadako, and go back to a few hours ago to slap and kick that stupid self to death!Call you to come!Call you cheap!

Su Mu's mind was crazily swiped by the words cheating.

Nima, this is a poetry meeting!

The so-called poetry meeting, writing poetry is more appropriate than literary talent!But, but!

He hasn't started memorizing the ancient poems that are required for the college entrance examination in classical Chinese!Who doesn't know that the need to memorize ancient poems is a weapon that was rampant in ancient times and gained a large number of brain-dead fans!But--

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Let us mourn for Su Mu and light a candle.

As we all know, every thing unfolded by God has a *but, don't you remember, when we were young, we once painstakingly analyzed the "but" in Mr. Lu Xun's article. Function ∑(っ°Д°;)っ）

At this moment, the only thought in Su Mu's heart is...

Why can't I live an ordinary life!

What I want is a gentle "then", not a ghostly "but"!

"His name is Xiao Huang." Zhuge Liang introduced to the young man with a slight smile.

"Xiao Huang?" Su Mu swore he saw the man's mouth twitch briefly!If you want to laugh, just laugh it out, bastard, is it really a man to snicker or something!

Su Mu had no choice but to say: "I accidentally drowned a few days ago, but fortunately Mr. Kong Ming rescued me. Now I am temporarily staying at Mr. Kong Ming's house. Are you—"

"This is my friend Xu Shu and Xu Yuanzhi." Zhuge Liang introduced.

"Brother Yuanzhi, it's a pleasure to meet you." Su Mu pretended to give a big gift.

"Brother Huang, you don't need to be so polite. Kong Ming will take this virtuous brother to his seat soon, and the poetry meeting will begin soon." Xu Shu said gently, "I'll excuse myself first."

Zhuge Liang nodded in agreement, turned around and led Su Mu to find a quiet and secluded place to sit down.

"Well, Mr. Kong Ming..." As soon as he sat down, Su Mu hesitated and said, "Will everyone have to write poetry later..." Su Mu was about to continue, but he saw Zhuge Liang couldn't control it. He laughed out loud, and closed his mouth in an instant.

What are you laughing laughing!Do you think I am afraid that I will be ashamed if I can't write it?

That is absolutely impossible!This is so naive!

Young master, even if I recite a poem casually, it will shock the audience every minute, and it will make their eyes blind, okay?

[System warning: Be honest, lying is a bad habit] The system's cute voice suddenly became very tall

.

System, you little goblin is being mischievous again————

You naughty little goblin!Su Mu silently remembered how many nights when everything was silent, he tossed and turned, sat in front of the desk at 45 degrees and looked up at the night sky.

Back then, Su Mu also read all kinds of high *h novels, anime, and knew all kinds of sex (don't believe it, he is a little virgin who has never seen the world~~), goblins and so on every minute To vomit blood.

Zhuge Liang watched Su Mu's wet and black eyes move around nimbly, full of forced composure and composure, and suddenly felt a little funny: "Yeah, but it's okay if you can't write it, but you have to drink a glass of wine, Xiao Huang doesn't have to be too serious care."

Su Mu: Hehe.

He will tell you that he is always drunk when he is drunk, and every time he has dinner with his classmates, he uses plain water to deceive everyone, and then fishes in troubled waters!

While Su Mu was complaining wildly in his heart, an old man walked to the center of the flat ground.

Fuck me, this is really the standard equipment for an expert in the world.Look at the long white beard full of wisdom, the gown that is so pure white that blinds people's eyes, and the upright expression on his face that makes him not easy to mess with...

Su Mu felt that the adjectives in his brain were about to kneel down to this classic image.

"Everyone be quiet! This time the poetry meeting will be presided over by the old man." The old man's voice was so mellow that everyone present fell silent in unison.

"This is Mr. Shui Jing."

Su Mu was startled by the hot air coming out of his ears, he turned his head abruptly, and gently brushed Zhuge Liang's side face with his lips unbiased.

The world freezes at this second.Both Su Mu and Zhuge Liang were petrified in an instant, shocked by this godlike unfolding.

The skin is so slippery, it is natural, this is unscientific!

Begging for the same skin!

Emma, ​​this feels slightly *yo!

Su Mu, who was thinking like a wild horse, met Zhuge Liang's slightly embarrassed eyes, and his dead brain finally restarted.

he!Just!talent!Dry!up!Varied!what!

He actually kissed a Chinese paper!Still an old man paper hundreds of years ago!This feeling is really cool, handsome, domineering, oh my god, no!It should be that life is better than death and begging to let go...

Su Mu was immediately disheartened and distraught, he finally felt the dense malice from the whole world.

Quickly explain the system!What the hell is going on? Isn't this an extremely small and fresh game? Is it really a man to have such a pornographic plot!

[The system is not within the call range, the connection failed. 】The system continues to focus on playing dead for 30 years.

Not within call range...

Within call range...

within the range...

Inside……

I jumped, and Su Mu felt that his knee had been shot deeply by an arrow.Do you dare to fake the system a bit more!Are you kidding me or are you kidding me!

So what was it that was laughing so hard in my brain just now?Phantom sound!

Su Mu raised his head in grief and indignation, but bumped into Zhuge Liang's eyes.The jet-black pupils are like the purest crystals. When the sun falls into his eyes, the soft light is refracted, exuding a heart-warming gentleness.The smirk on the corner of the lips added a touch of indescribable tenderness.

The moment the two people's eyes collided, there was no sound like snow falling, and the world was completely silent.

[Ding—mission progress: 15%, I hope Xiao Huangjun will continue to work hard and complete the task as soon as possible! 】The system's prompt sounded cheerfully, waking up Su Mu, who was in a state of emptying his mind.

Does this work too? !

Is kissing on the side of the face really something that should be between confidants?System, don't bully me, I'm too handsome and have no friends! (dirt——)

And what is going on with this progress bar!It doesn't rise when it should rise, and it rises wildly when it shouldn't. What kind of trouble is going to happen!