[Comprehensive British and American] Welcome to Lego City

"It's none of your business, clown."

Doctor Octopus is trying to convince people - he thinks the phrase "reasoning people" is outrageous when combined with the Joker.But the clown looks damn innocent and hangs around on his property like his mother is in his own house.

Doctor Octopus himself added brother eyes, and there were at least two digits of hot weapons, either open or dark, in the entire basement, pointing at the uninvited guest who came and went freely in front of him.But he remembered the past of countless people fighting with the clown inseparably, and finally sent the head to the head in a daze, so he didn't dare to really open fire. Unless the clown died suddenly on the spot, otherwise when this guy left, it would mean that Doctor Octopus broke the current situation. The hard-won balance of the Illuminati sent itself to be a target in the hands of its peers.

It took him a lot of effort to win Brother Eye into his camp, and he worried about acting impulsively and ruining a good situation.

"You said at the beginning that you were not interested in the Illuminati's goals or the prison key. We don't mess with each other." Doctor Octopus said, "If you want to play your game in New York, Jin and I will not listen to it." Harley Quinn you command."

The Illuminati, a new word, sounds like its counterpart to the Legion of Doom.

Murphy wrinkled his expression: "Ouch, I'm starting to feel sick Otto, do you have to compare yourself with Halle? What if I think of your face next time I see Halle?"

"clown--"

"Okay, okay," Murphy pushed Dr. Octopus' mechanical arm away again, showing the clown's signature smile, "I've changed my mind, Otto, I want to join the Illuminati. Introduce me, please, or say I have to find a way to get an invitation from someone else?"

He bent the corners of his eyes, and his green pupils, which did not look like living beings, shone like hunters under the reflection of the electronic screen.

Doctor Octopus couldn't help hesitating.

**

Inside the Avengers, the network is back to normal.

No one was in the building during the power outage, and S.H.I.E.L.D. checked with no results, so everyone could laugh at the inefficiency of the agents without scruple.As a result, the disconnection happened right under everyone's noses. Director Fury's only remaining eye scanned the Avengers members one by one, which meant:

You go, you go up.

Spider-Man recounts his encounter with Lego Batman and emphatically: "He can conjure a Batmobile out of thin air! Gives gifts to all the kids! And said I did a good job, you said he was so good to Robin Did you tell me?"

"Not bad." Iron Man tried to find out the source of the disconnection, and replied perfunctorily, "Sounds like a good guy."

"I don't think Lego Batman is a bad guy," Spider-Man said. "He saved the restaurant chef, helped me defeat the robot, and threw the batarang. It's the first time I've seen it. Except for—uh , I don’t really appreciate heavy metal.”

Hawkeye muttered: "What you said, except for the bat dart, there is nothing like the Batman we know."

"But you've all seen the LEGO promotional video?"

"Yeah." Nick Fury said, "My agent assessed and investigated this company, saying that they have a [-]% chance of smuggling arms."

Spider-Man was stunned: "This... is there something wrong?"

Fury shrugged. "Sometimes there's a fine line between madness and justice, kid."

"I actually joined forces with the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. one day." Tony lazily said, "Lego City's position is yet to be determined. Let's see what I found first. It is less than three kilometers east of the Avengers Building. A well-hidden signal shielding area, I don’t know how long it has been built there. How about it, everyone, group activities for digestion after dinner?”

They looked at each other, and the black widow stood up first: "Three kilometers, I will go there on a motorcycle."

When the Avengers came to the basement door, Murphy and Doctor Octopus were repeatedly discussing joining the Illuminati.The Lego Brothers are not interested in human villains, and are already bored enough to watch the night shopping guide show. The TV host passionately said:

"YouTube broadcast over [-] million 'How To' series author's new book published! A master of human wisdom! "One Life Tip a Day", as small as teaching you how to deal with interpersonal relationships, as high as helping you grasp the world situation, a practical article every day , to help you reach the peak of your life!"

The LEGO Bros. Eye is the one that grabs the attention, and it's a loyal viewer of the series.

It turns out that people in the real universe usually read this kind of book?

Human relations, it feels that it needs to understand very much, it can help it figure out how people get along with each other, and then disintegrate the enemy from the inside.The world situation, although it can search for information, but no one helps it analyze it systematically. Dr. Octopus has other things to do, and a good AI should learn to be self-reliant.

"One Life Tip a Day" is indeed a practical book.

But the Lego Brothers have no money in their sights.It opens the oil pipe, ready to start from the "how to do" series, if you can learn to earn money to buy a reference book from scratch?

At this moment, the Hulk smashed the iron chain at the door and broke in.

"Damn it!" Dr. Octopus heard the movement, reacted quickly, blasted through the wall, and quickly pulled the mobile hard disk from the back of Brother Eye's machine.The red eyes in the basement dimmed and 'How to Eat Burgers Without BBQ Sauce' was still on the TV.He then turned his head and yelled at Murphy, "I'll take a step first, you can solve it yourself!"

"Don't!" Murphy grabbed Dr. Octopus's mechanical arm and jumped into the air, "I can give you a ride!"

Doctor Octopus didn't look back, but he didn't throw him off either.So the newly formed basement super villain trio took advantage of the fact that the superheroes had not yet arrived, broke the glass and came to the backyard through another exit, where a low-key delivery truck was parked.Doctor Octopus threw Murphy to the co-pilot and slammed on the accelerator at the same time, and they rushed out like arrows off the string.

Murphy stuck his head out of the skylight, leaned on the edge of the window and whistled: "Hurry up, Otto, Avengers is chasing after us with a fighter plane."

Doctor Octopus gritted his teeth: "There is a bazooka in the car, can you do something serious?!"

"The bazooka is too heavy, quadruped, and you probably don't know that I don't have any abs on my stomach."

Having said that, Murphy still turned into the carriage with great dedication, and staggered on the undercarriage while Dr. Octopus was driving at a speed of [-] mph in order to get rid of the pursuers.

Then he happily waved at the Avengers members in the small fighter: "Is this the first meeting? Boom, boom, the show is about to begin, but aren't there too many of you? I'm aiming at the plane first , or kill the alien with the hammer on the right first?"

Thor threw his hammer over.

Murphy got into the car to get out of the way, and then popped up and fired a cannon.The sky in New York was a beautiful dark blue, and the cannonballs rose into the air, bursting out colorful fireworks, forming a pattern of writhing red-nosed clown snakes.

Helicopter heroes: "..."

The person who flew the plane was Black Widow. She wanted to dodge the attack by flicking the tail in the air with high difficulty. When she turned halfway, she keenly found that the angle, weight, and speed of the shell were wrong. The distance has been extended.

"God." Hawkeye was thrown into the Hulk's arms in a washing machine-like jolt, and the Hulk was pushing against the ceiling of the small fighter, filling a third of the cabin.Captain America and Falcon sat in their seats obediently, and Iron Man would have been huddled with them, which would make him want to get out a bit.

Because Hawkeye said: "Is the clown trying to scare us away with the clown snake? It's not as scary as the Hulk."

The black widow in the front row sighed.

Huo Ke opened the hatch and hung Hawkeye out: "I'll give you another chance to express your opinion."

Murphy below had a different opinion: "Hey, what happened to the clown snake?! Maybe Batman is afraid of it?"

Doctor Octopus was furious: "What are you doing? Don't play the clown, that's all members of the Avengers! We are running for our lives!"

Murphy thought to himself, who knew there was such a thing in the pocket of the clown's skin, he was also very innocent.The bazooka shifted to aim at Hawkeye who was hanging outside, and Murphy pushed the pot and said: "Your shells were pressed under the express package, and I didn't find it just now. Look, it was dug out from your compartment."

Doctor Octopus saw through the car mirror that the clown picked up the ammunition that rolled to the corner of the car and stuffed it into the gun chamber.

A leaflet fluttered to the ground, and neither of them paid attention.

Murphy fired again.

Black Widow drifted in the air again for the sake of caution.

Hawkeye hanging upside down outside: "I'm going to throw up."

Black Widow: "I am for your own good."

They spun 180 degrees, and everyone except Patton and Thor was upside down.

Ammunition exploded in the air.

Hawkeye with his head up: "..."

Hawkeye said, "You really did it for my own good, Natasha. The fireworks were beautiful this time, and it's a pity you didn't see them."

In the air is a line of golden cursive English: "Love&Peace."

Murphy: "..."

At least they did get rid of the pursuers now.

He stuffed the bazooka back into the back cabin as if nothing had happened, sat back on the co-pilot, and said to Dr. Octopus, "Why do you have this thing in your car? Let me see." Murphy picked up the flyer wrapped with the shells from the ground , read along, "'"One Life Tip a Day", help you gain peace and tranquility of mind! Gift: a toy bomb.' I didn't expect you to have this kind of taste, Otto."

Doctor Octopus said with a sullen face, "Someone else stuffed it in, I don't know. Prepare to get out of the car, we have arrived at the headquarters of the Illuminati."