[Comprehensive British and American] Welcome to Lego City

This also starts with another prison break in Lego City Arkham many years ago.

At that time, the Lego clown took advantage of the absence of the Lego bat, dug through Arkham with a spoon, and pulled other super villains to make troubles in Gotham.

The LEGO superman who came to help was inexperienced, and was coaxed around by the clown playing a double reed with a spoon painted with a human face.

Murphy has heard about this countless times from the Lego clown, and the clown regards it as a feat comparable to "Shawshank's Redemption".

For a while, Murphy would hear him repeat it every time he saw him. It can be said that he was so impressed that later, Mr. President would think of clowns every time he saw a spoon, and wanted to drink soup every time he saw a clown.

Murphy: "The exhibit in the exhibition cabinet you mentioned is the same spoon as the one I've seen?"

The door of the cabinet where the clown spoon is placed is not locked, and now there is a small crack on the edge, and the contents inside are missing. This may be regarded as a staff error.

The question is who would have thought to guard against a spoon?

"I heard that you have a meeting at nine o'clock in the morning. How are you preparing? Is there anything I can help you with?"

Murphy's phone vibrated twice and received a text message from Officer Grayson.

The LEGO Corporation and the Justice League of the real universe still maintain a very delicate relationship, and only Ye Yi "coincidentally" got the contact information of the president of LEGO City.

Before Murphy beat around the bush to give away tickets to the exhibition hall, it was Ye Yi who told him who took these tickets in the end.

In fact, Murphy also thought about it, since the matter has come to this point, why can't he just ask for the phone number of Zhenglian headquarters?

But he thinks about what the last time Lego Joker did in Gotham, what Lego Batman did last time in New York, what Lego Superman said in front of real-world Batman...

Forget it, distance creates beauty, and I guess the other party doesn't really want to receive a call from Lego City. If they call the official service hotline, they might be treated as a strange toy salesman and hang up directly.

But Ye Yi actually sent him a message at this time.

Murphy: "Do you work overtime?"

"It's not so miserable." Dick replied, "I heard that the CEO of your company, Mr. Morpeth Murphy, went to the exhibition hall."

Gee.

Worthy of being Batman.

Murphy thinks that Lego City's Arkham villains crossed collectively, and the clown's maverick turned into a spoon and disappeared. : "A small trouble caused by a colleague, it is easy to solve, thank you for your attention :)."

There was a moment of silence on the other side.

"OK. Good luck."

I don't know if I believe it or not.Murphy thought.He called Boubo: "Turn on the surveillance camera and see where the clown and the two guys who followed me just now have gone."

"Behind what?" Bubu was a little deaf and blind when the camera was not turned on, and his voice was full of confusion when he heard this, "Someone followed us in?"

"Yes."

Those two swaggering looks don't look like professionals either.Anyway, they couldn't get out, and Murphy felt that the whereabouts of the Lego Clown was more important, so he didn't worry about it. The top priority was to capture the lost spoon first and then talk about other things.

——The Lego Clown thinks so too.

Freedom is not easy to come by, even if it is a spoon, he still wants to fight for wandering in this vast world for a while longer.

After all, who would defend against a cute spoon with a smiley face on it?

"Hi." The clown Shao turned over under the enthusiastic gaze of the witch boy, revealing the side painted with a cartoon face, "Who are you? How did you appear here?"

"Clarion, you can call me a witch boy, can I shake hands with you? This is the first time I've seen a human being turned into a spoon."

The black cat next to Wu Tong collapsed and stretched: "Meow~"

"Of course! It's nice to meet you, and that brainless brain behind you running naked in broad daylight." The clown spoon said, "See the edge of the spoon? That's my hand, but don't touch the handle, I don't like it Others touch my body, hahaha!"

Brain Demon was still suspicious of the change of Lego crocodile just now, and was startled by the clown spoon's laughter: "Why is this laughter so familiar?"

"Hahaha." Clown Shao changed his tone and laughed a few more times, "Really? I've never seen you."

"What mistake did you make?" Wutong touched the edge of the clown's spoon, "Why did Lego seal you in the spoon?"

"Oh—that's a long story." The clown Schrödinger's brain, which still exists or not, began to spin rapidly, "You are the enemy of Lego Company? Otherwise, why would you appear here in the middle of the night?"

Dear Murphy, I hope you are not offended by an overly lively spoon.

Lego Clown thought.

It also caught two little mice for you.

"Hmm." Knowing that the Illuminati is apparently still cooperating with Lego City, the Brain Demon said vaguely, "It doesn't count, I just came to do some research."

"Illegal investigation, I understand. Hahaha!" Clown Spoon immediately became excited. "As you can see, we are now in the same camp. What are you two going to do next? Can you take me with you?"

"Let's talk about how you were locked up first." Wu Tong was unmoved, he is now more interested in the clown Shao Ben... Ben Shao, "The LEGO company often uses this level of black magic? Their president or him There must be a great dark wizard under his command."

He added: "But the most powerful person must still be me. No one can defeat the Lord of Chaos, Kolarion."

"Of course, I don't know what level you are, boy. But the President of Lego City is a special, extremely scary person. He is powerful and cunning. He is more evil than any super villain you have ever seen." The Clown Spoon began Nonsense, "And I, as you can see, is a poor man who has been hit by black magic. If you plan to destroy it, you must take me! I can't wait to see the LEGO Company hapless!"

This is not true.He said in his heart, you will always be my friend, Murphy, I hope you can come later.

The Brain Demon opened his mouth, wanting to say that he wasn't planning to sabotage, but just selling some information, and the Illuminati and the Lego Company were still allies.

As a result, Wutong jumped up happily: "It's great, we have another member, where do you plan to start visiting, I mean destroy?"

The clown spoon rolled his eyes: "How is the Gotham showroom?"

Wutong hesitated for a moment: "I'm not very familiar with Gotham. I'm only active in New York, and our organization doesn't like Gotham either. It's said that the people there are very strange."

"Oh, what a pity." Clown Spoon asked in a drawn out voice, "May I ask, are you members of the Illuminati?"

The Brain Demon couldn't help becoming vigilant, and the black cat also hissed threateningly with its hair blown apart.

"Don't be nervous, I especially admire the Illuminati, hahaha, I'm just a spoon, everyone, relax."

The clown spoon twisted on the spot, lamenting his good luck once again, the new grudge added to the old grudge, and his tone added a layer of temptation, "Let's go to the Gotham showroom, seeing is believing, you just take this opportunity to find out .”

"I think it makes sense." Wutong turned to his companion and said, "It's just a spoon anyway."

Brain Demon is fine, as long as you stay away from that hideous Lego Killer Crocodile.

He now feels that this exhibition hall is eerie, terrifying and weird, and the spoon of unknown origin is also a scourge. As long as the witch boy loses interest, he is willing to run away immediately without looking back.

But he didn't want to admit that he was more timid than a dark wizard who looked like a little boy.

Damn it, I just came to investigate a toy company to earn some extra money, why does it seem like I broke into Apocalypse directly?

In the end, they walked to the Gotham exhibition hall under the leadership of the clown spoon. The clown spoon refused the witch boy's proposal to pick him up and take him away.

The more the Brain Demon looked at the spoon, the more annoyingly familiar it seemed, but it felt endless—

"I never imagined that one day I'd actually hate a spoon. It's about as annoying as the clown I saw at the last Illuminati."

He whispered, "When I get out I'm going to buy the same one and smash it to pieces."

"You're too nervous." Wutong didn't take it seriously, "The Lego company just buys toys, so the magic of sealing human souls in spoons is more advanced. What else do they know about dark wizards?"

"Dangdangdangdang~ We are here." The clown Shao used the steps to do a difficult handstand, "Look, the clown is at the front, he is really handsome and radiant."

Lego Two-Face in the corner sees him first: "I'm hallucinating. I hear a spoon making the sound of a clown."

"He's the clown!" Lego Bane said. "Where's Murphy? One of you call him over?"

"Wake up, Murphy has gone to another exhibition hall, and none of us can move."

"Why can the clown move?"

"Don't bother everyone." The clown Shao rolled over while Wutong and Brain Demon were reading the introduction at the entrance of the exhibition hall, and jumped up and knocked on the leather shoes of the double-faced man in the middle, "I am your amiable and respectable leader, everyone You can call me the clown spoon. And these two idiots following me are from the Illuminati."

"That's our goal, to be as charming as a spoon, sugar baby!"

The Lego Harley Quinn lifted the decorative baseball bat next to her vigorously, "They also broke into the Lego company, we must teach these two a lesson!"

"Of course, Harley," said Lego Poison Ivy. "There are no plants here, but I can give them a kiss. Although I'm honestly not interested in kissing a streaking brain, nor in a little boy."

Clown Spoon: "Play as you like, guys. I'm bringing them both here. Hey!"

He turned around and jumped back tirelessly, "You two, what are you looking at? Shall we go inside?"

The Brain Demon actually refuses.

The Lego clown figure in front of him has already made him PTSD.

But the spoon in front of him is still chattering, who knows how the broken mouth in the painting can spit out so many words: "I tell you quietly, as far as I know, the control room and monitoring room of this building are not far ahead , follow me if you want to do anything.”

——The Brain Demon was shamefully moved.

Just take a gamble, what if nothing happens?The more comprehensive the information, the more money you can get from the kind grandma!

The black cat at Wutong's feet circled around in front of the exhibition hall twice, and finally began to feel that something was wrong.

But the exhibition hall in front of me looks nothing special. Under the pale light, all the minifigures are standing quietly with different postures, giving people the feeling that LEGO has really prepared carefully.

Come all come.Wu Tong held the black cat in his arms again: "Let's go."

He walked into the showroom.Due to Wutong's short stature, those toys made into adults are half a body taller than him, and the facial expressions of the minifigure can only be seen when he raises his head.

While stroking the cat's back, Corlarion kept his spirits up and observed carefully. As he moved forward slowly, the eyes of the first row of Lego double-faced people followed him...

Um? ?

The witch boy turned his head abruptly with a sudden stop, the intact half of the Lego double-faced man's face was extremely innocent, his doudou eyes stared straight ahead and remained motionless.

The clown spoon jumped up and down: "Hahaha what's wrong? Why don't you move forward?"

He came up to Lego Two-Face, "I'm sorry Harvey, I shouldn't have tapped your toe just now."

Wu Tong's voice raised: "Are you talking to it?"

"I just have the habit of talking to toys." The clown spoon said happily, "You know, the time sealed in the spoon is too lonely, so I talk a lot."

"Crazy." Brain Demon cursed.

Having said that, why does he think this adjective is so familiar?

The relaxed expression on Wu Tong's face finally disappeared. He looked at the clown spoon, then at the Lego double-faced man standing there, bent slightly and took two steps forward vigilantly.

Clown Spoon also wanted to leave, but Lego Two-Face called him: "Hey, clown, turn the table around for me, I want to face the wall."

"It's a strange request, but it's okay." The clown spoon said, "It's just an apology."

It leaned against the edge of the activity table and pried it up with all its strength, Lego said to the penguin again: "Over there, give me a hand."

The Penguin stretched out the umbrella, and the Two-Faced Man grabbed it, using force from both sides at the same time, and there was a loud noise.

The Brain Demon couldn't take it anymore: "What the hell are you doing?!"

"I'll turn him around." The clown spoon said, "It's just helpful."

Now the disfigured side of LEGO Two-Face is facing the Brain Demon and the Witch Boy, and the optic nerve and bright red muscle vessels are clearly visible on the skinless surface.

"don’t worry."

The Clown Spoon said casually, "It only showed half of its face, and you showed half of your brain, didn't anyone say anything?"

Brain Demon: "Is this the same thing?!"

He and Wu Tong looked at each other, and at the same time quickened their pace to leave this land of right and wrong.

As a result, the LEGO Penguin umbrella stretched too far forward, and the Brain Demon stumbled and fell uncontrollably to the other end.

Next to him, the black cat kept by the witch boy let out a shrill cry, and hurriedly jumped up and tried to escape.The Brain Demon felt a pair of somewhat hard hands grabbing his waist and helping him up.

"Thank you." He subconsciously said, "Kora..."

"You're welcome meow." The woman withdrew her U-shaped hand and replied softly, "Be careful next time meow."

Lego Catwoman stopped the black cat that exploded into a ball with her other hand: "Hey, I'll give you catnip meow."

"Let go of my cat!!" Before coming here, Wu Tong thought that as the Lord of Chaos, I had never seen such a scene.

But now this scene has never been seen before. In the chaos, he chanted a spell and snatched his cat back. When he turned around, he saw Lego Poison Ivy bending down, trying to give the cat a kiss with tenderness. .

Not even the cats are spared!

"Help!!"

Corlarion ran away: "Brain Demon?! Where are you?"

"Penguin's umbrella got caught on my robe!" Brain Demon yelled. "I still don't understand what he's talking about!"

"Forget about the robe, let's get out of here first!"

"Don't you know magic?! Aren't you the Lord of Chaos?"

"I am!" Wu Tong's short legs ran fast, and he had already returned to the front of the exhibition hall, "But guess what? I just discovered that every toy in this room has a human soul sealed in it!

Do you know how horrible and evil this is?

Is the Lego company planning to summon evil gods through sacrifices? !

I swear I didn't mean to stumble upon their secret!This is not an activity that you and I should participate in, leave it to other people in the Illuminati to take care of it!I want to go first! "

Behind him, the nervous brain demon staggered up.

They passed Lego minifigures wriggling and trying to stop them, Harley Quinn's baseball bat and Solomon Grundy's fist, and finally saw the dawn of victory in the front - standing in front of the door, laughing with open arms Meet the LEGO Joker for two.

There is also a spoon on the display case next to it.

The spoon grinned, showing a distorted, funny smile, and said enthusiastically: "Sorry, this road doesn't work, there is only a one-way ticket to hell! Hahaha!"

This expression is so familiar, it is exactly the same as the minifigure next to him.The witch boy had a flash of inspiration, and finally realized something: "You are——you are the one who should be sealed in the Lego clown's body!"

"That's right, it's me!" The Clown Spoon said, "You discovered the secrets of the Lego Company, now witness the end of the world with our great president, hahaha! I'm not kidding, he is the honorary army of the Legion of Doom - oh !"

Clown Spoon's words came to an abrupt end, because at this moment, a well-articulated, human hand stretched out from the side of the display case, and pressed the spoon down on the glass case.

Before Brain Demon could breathe a sigh of relief, he suddenly thought: Who will come to Lego Company at this time?

Could it be any superhero?

He turned his head, his eyes moved up his arms, and saw a figure in a white robe that was exactly the same as the president of Lego City in the description of the League of Assassins.

"You shouldn't have come."

That voice, too, was low and cold, almost devoid of human emotion.

They watched as visitors wiped the smiley face off the spoon with a handkerchief, then casually returned the still, soulless spoon to the stand, as if it hadn't been a human once, but just an ordinary spoon tainted with dust.

The Brain Demon's nervousness exceeded a certain limit at this moment.

He closed his eyes silently and fell down. The last thought was: I hope the president of Lego City still remembers his partnership with the Illuminati.He would rather be sentenced to prison than be sealed in a toy and placed on a stand for people to visit.

How did things become like this?God knows that Brain Demon just wanted to make a fortune at first!

Grandma Cixiang probably couldn't think of any conspiracy by a toy company, and Darkseid didn't even know that the parallel universe was preparing to sacrifice human souls to summon evil gods.

They were only bewitched by the spoon to linger a little longer on this wicked soil.

Betting on the dog ended up with nothing.

The matter was settled, and there were less than two hours left before the door opened at nine o'clock in the morning. Murphy in a white robe looked at the two fainted Illuminati members on the ground, lost in thought, and returned to the body of the Lego toy from the spoon The clown in the movie is still twisting into a ball, trying to get close to him.

What to do?Call the police?

After a few seconds, he hesitated to find the helpline number written on the Justice League official website.

The other side quickly connected: "Hello, what can I do for you?"

Murphy: "That's right, this is the Lego company, and we have..."

"Dudu-"

The phone was hung up.

Murphy: "..."