[Comprehensive British and American] Welcome to Lego City

"Ding dong."

Murphy heard the unread message notification tone of the communicator in contact with Lego City.

At this time, he had changed his Lego clown vest and was sitting on the open-air dining table of a coffee shop in Gotham City.After the rain at night, the weather was fine during the day. He was wearing a light-colored shirt and black suit pants brought out from Lego City, with the sleeves rolled up partly, looking very leisurely.There were not many people on the working day, and there were a few white-collar workers who were absent from work on a nearby table, discussing the Arkham prison escape incident two days ago in a low voice.

Next to Murphy was a group of high school students who had left get out of class early and went shopping together. They chatted very energetically. Among them, a tall and beautiful girl kept looking at Murphy.The girls around her whispered to her to come over and ask for their contact information:

"Just do it, Alika! Gotham is so big, if you miss it, it's gone!"

"Seriously? But he's not on our varsity team, he's not a college student, and he looks like he's working."

"Isn't that better? Anyway, I'm tired of looking at little boys who haven't grown up." Alika's friend said, "A high-quality mature man who is handsome, personable and rich. If you are not interested, I will rush."

"...I understand the truth, but apart from the first point, where do you see 'grace' and 'rich'?"

The friend showed a puzzled smile, which means: look and feel.

After they pushed and shoved for a while, the girl told Alika to straighten her hair and clear her throat. She went to the front desk and ordered a cup of coffee. Please, can you give me your contact information?"

What kind of nerdy approach is this!Alika's friend showed a horrible expression from behind.

Murphy returned to his senses, smiled at her, stretched out his hand to indicate the ring on his ring finger with a small ruby ​​inlaid, and said politely: "Thank you, but I'm sorry."

"Oh." It was obviously the first time for a girl who had never taken the initiative to tease an adult before. She stood there for two seconds, raised her head to meet Murphy's eyes that had turned dark blue when the light was backlit, and followed her gaze Involuntarily falling to the side, noticing the other person's facial features that look better when observed closely, he blushed suddenly and stammered, "Okay, yes, I'm sorry."

Then he quickly picked up the coffee cup, dragged his friends who started laughing and fled.

There were sporadic good-natured laughter in the coffee shop. Murphy shrugged his shoulders and ignored the gazes of the others. After his approachable smile softened a bit, he suddenly looked cold. Ruby ring.

This is actually a signal booster in disguise.Ruby is the energy crystal he extracted from the abyss below the Presidential Palace. It is not only the cornerstone of communication between the two universes, but also his "ticket" to return to Lego City in the future.

God knows that before the girl came to strike up a conversation, [-]% of the thoughts in his mind were:

haven't seen you for a long time!My five fingers.

haven't seen you for a long time!I am over 1.8 meters tall.

When you lose these important beings for ten years, it's hard to see each other for a while without saying hello.

The remaining [-]% ​​are thinking about how to search for the Phantom Zone key next.

The unread text message that popped up just now came from the director of Lego City Security Bureau.Lego Batman made another trip to the presidential palace to drag the Lego clown away, and the bad cop who got rid of the kidnapping has always been dedicated to his work, summarizing and reporting on a daily basis. Murphy is not worried about the operation of Lego City in a short period of time—unless other supervillains escape from prison again.

Two days have passed since I landed at the Joker base camp and passed Batman.

Murphy's luck level hit a record low that day, but after he was out of danger, he did not immediately replace the clown vest.

Because he is acutely aware that the matter has come to this point, and it has become empty talk to want to come and go without anyone knowing. It was a foregone conclusion that Tan would show up with a second Joker.

That way, Batman and others would be targeting the 'Joker' rather than someone who might be posing as the Joker.The smaller the area they searched, the less likely they were to find Murphy.

So Murphy decided to take the risk.

Late at night that night, the Gotham Police Department was heading to Robinson Park. Batman and Robin hadn't left yet. Most of the forces in Gotham City didn't know the news of the clown's overturned car.Murphy made a time difference, first went south to the Diamond District occupied by the Penguin, then turned west, passed through Chinatown to Dixon Pier, and then crossed up along the ocean current of Gotham Bay, and finally merged into the The Upper West Side is an unoccupied no-man's-land.

In the process, several life achievements were also achieved by the way:

Laugh and laugh with penguin Oswald Cobblepot, who's been called out of bed, not yet sober.

Got a blank proof of identity that can be edited and entered into the file from dear Okie.

Run into Chinatown when Penguin hops and shoots him.

Avoid the pursuit of the Triad, the underworld force in Chinatown.

Jump into the sea.

……

The most outrageous thing is that when Murphy climbed ashore drenched and wanted to change the clown skin when it was daylight, he was surprised that the system actually produced a "ranking of this month's super villain promotion competition", followed by a line of small words:

The order of the list is consistent with the ranking of the list in LEGO City.

Under Murphy's watchful eyes, the clown's name swayed past the death knell of the mercenary killer in the upper row, and successfully squeezed into the top ten.

Murphy: "..."

The plug-in was actually myself.

You really have this list inside Lego City Villains!

With nothing to say, he blended into the morning rush hour crowd.

In the end, Murphy, a good citizen of Gotham, is freshly released, and his file is really clean. Right now, he is an unemployed vagrant without a house and a car. He has nothing but his own hardware. Last night, he spent money in hotels and coffee wearing Lego The clown's waistcoat was picked up from Penguin when he was in the vest.

The Penguin and the Triad are convinced of the clown's late-night visits. Batman tends to think that someone imitated the clown to commit crimes, but the results of several visits are surprisingly consistent: "Then who else can it be if it's not the clown?"

The difficult opening crisis seems to have come to an end.

There are two important things before Murphy's eyes.

First of all, he needs to find some suitable locations and build a "radar" that can resonate with the location of the key in the phantom zone.This technology was kindly provided by Lego Superman. It was originally a device used by Kryptonians to remotely monitor the state of the prison when Superman’s hometown was still alive. control center.

But when this technology was handed over to Murphy, Lego Superman emphasized that it has two main shortcomings. One is that the radar is rebuilt from satellites, so it occupies a very large area.

The second is that this thing is not suitable for construction in crowded places.It has electromagnetic radiation, which will seriously affect the surrounding network signals.

The LEGO Zhenglian image ambassador carefully closed the Krypton star infant enlightenment textbook, and said honestly: "These are the only precautions written in the book. I wish you success, Murphy."

If Krypton’s infant enlightenment textbooks are comprehensive, it is not difficult to say, but it is not easy to say.

Murphy decided to let the first radar settle in Gotham. After coming to the real universe, his ability as a master builder is still there. Putting together a building is a basic operation, and it only takes some time.It's just that there are a lot of building materials and parts that can be used, and the location is not easy to find. Assuming he uses local materials, he can make the headlines of the morning newspaper the next day: Shocked!Most of Gotham City's empty tracks disappeared overnight, and the reason behind it is heartwarming.

Then you can only spend money to buy it, or find some lucky Gotham criminals who lost things and couldn't call the police.

Murphy chose to take a two-pronged approach. In the past two days, he has been familiarizing himself with the terrain of Gotham City, looking for suitable locations, and marking them on the map.At present, the killer crocodile wandering in the underground water channel, the double-faced man in the old city, and the black mask on the Upper East Side all have the opportunity to contribute to world peace.

The second important thing was related to the other side of the two-pronged approach-Murphy really didn't have a drop in his wallet now.

It's true that cheating is a shortcut, but the Lego clown is not suitable to appear on the cusp of the storm for the time being. As for himself, it is really not easy to catch a wave and run away under Batman's high vigilance.

Edmund Rocca, the pioneering master of modern forensics, put forward the law: wherever there is contact, there must be traces.

The question is that after winning the one in 70 billion jackpot, Murphy has no confidence in his luck.

He prefers to stay behind the scenes rather than do it himself, even though it makes Mr. President of LEGO City not sound like a positive character.

...Just take the antiques from Lego Batman's house and the Chaoying peripherals collected by the Presidential Palace in recent years and sell them.Murphy, who was too poor to save the world, couldn't help thinking.

The coffee shop has an area with computer Internet access.On the surface, Murphy still looks well-dressed, as if he just walked out of the Iceberg restaurant. In fact, he gave the last bit of change to the boss, opened a Chaoying forum, registered a new account, and posted: [Auction] Homemade out-of-print Lego Chaoying merchandise.

There is an ebay link with postage collect.

**

At the same time, in the Far East, the League of Assassins.

The old man in a white robe walked slowly among the wooden corridors, followed by several guards covered in heavy metal armor.They walked into an attic, and Talia Al Ghul, who led the way, stretched out her hand to open the sliding door. Her father, Reishogu, was sitting in front of the tea table. The teacups on the table were steaming. The smoke curled up, obscuring the face of the leader of the Assassin Alliance.

"Meet you for the first time, Lei Xiaogu."

The old man spoke first.

He took off the hood on his head, did not sit down, but waved his hands back.A few white mice emerged from the hem of his robe, their paws rustling as they moved on the wooden boards. Talia glanced down at them and looked away in disgust.

The mouse and the heavily armored soldiers behind the old man left the room together and went to the door to guard.

"I want to express my gratitude to you for using the key to open the gate of the Phantom Zone. The League of Assassins will always be a friend of the Inquisition."

Lei Xiaogu was noncommittal.

"Forgive me for never hearing that the Phantom Zone still holds the Grand Inquisitor of the Medieval Inquisition, what should I call you?"

"Vitalis Benevenin, you can call me Vitalis." The old man laughed hoarsely, "It's normal if you haven't heard of it. I come from another universe, master. In our place, there are many you have never heard of. , unseen villains are imprisoned in the Phantom Zone."

Immediately afterwards he changed the topic, "But I am different. Maybe some people think I am a devil, and some people respect me as a saint. There is an old saying in the East that is 'different ways, do not conspire with each other', you should be able to understand, what I am after But the greater good."

Thalia raised the corner of her mouth and said unceremoniously: "The reality is that you are locked up, and we need the help of the Assassin Alliance."

"That's because the people are deluded! Because there's an even more horrific heresy behind the scenes!" said Vitalis. "Let me tell you a story, Master. About the one who in our universe is respected by all ordinary people." The Perfect One, the King of Kings, the White Evil. They call him the 'President', the Originator of All, and is one of our greatest adversaries."

"...All in all, I need to find my equipment before the President finds us. If the Assassin League is willing to help, I can exchange it with the resources of our universe."

Lei Xiaogu and Talia looked at each other.

The former said: "It's serious, my friend. I can tell you where the gate of the Phantom Zone appeared, and what you want should be nearby."

Grand Inquisitor Vitalis leaned forward and asked impatiently, "Where is that place?"

"America, Gotham."

The author has something to say:

Grand Inquisitor: This friend, do you have time to tell you about the great president of our Lego City.

Murphy (extremely poor): Who are you talking about?

#Opening a toy company starts from selling peripherals#

The author said that it will be updated every other day, but it turned out to be very honest.In terms of setting, there is no Lego in the real universe, and there is no infringement problem.I have compiled some messy European and American games, and I haven't played them without affecting my reading.