[Comprehensive British and American] Welcome to Lego City

In Lego City, the bad policeman of the Ministry of Security walked into the office of the Presidential Palace with a large stack of documents. The secretary buried her head in the pile of papers and said sympathetically after seeing him: "Have you also been arrested to work overtime?"

"Anyway, I have nothing to do." The bad policeman said blankly, "It's my honor to be able to help."

Why can this guy look like a badass while saying nice things?

The secretary remembered that when she first met the bad policeman, she was terrified by his cold face and evil demeanor. Later, she found out that he was a normal person with a happy family, two parents, and a split personality. That's all.

Absolutely none of the sad and misguided pasts that are so common with villains.

...Sure enough, there are not many young people with rough backgrounds like Bruce Wayne.

The secretary heard that the code name of the bad cop was not the bad cop many years ago, and it was usually his other personality who appeared to be more friendly and non-aggressive——

At that time people called him the good cop, and it was just changed to the current one some time ago when I met Murphy.

I don't know what the other party's real name is. The world is so unreasonable. Chaoying and Chaofan have at least one set of names and codes, and they are always swapped. No one cares about the names of ordinary small characters like them.

"Thank you for your hard work, bad policeman." By now, Miss Secretary is very used to this code name, after all, she doesn't have a name herself.

She took the document from the other party, "Your work over there is finished? I heard that the president sent a child's soul to Lego City after consulting the parties concerned and relevant laws."

"I don't care about this matter." The bad policeman helped her classify, and replied by the way, "The boy named Will is not a soul, but something like a superpower residue. Strictly speaking, he is not an independent person. , not even a creature...

Loki took him to Asgard, maybe God King Odin had some way to let him rest completely.

Before that, Mr. Murphy felt that he would be happier in Lego City than in the real universe, because we don't feel that he shouldn't exist just because we know he is dead. "

"Hey, what's the matter?" Miss Secretary was busy with work and said absent-mindedly, "People in the real universe always like to make a fuss. In the past, I was worried that someone would be injured or even die when the super villains in the city caused a big incident. I was thinking too much. Was that particularly famous architect seven or eight years ago called Vitruvius..."

"Sorry, I've met a lot of people, which one do you say?"

Miss Secretary: "It's the master of one of Batman's girlfriends, the one who died in the battle against the king of business."

"Oh, I remembered, what happened to him?"

"I saw him on the news two days ago! To be honest, I also shed tears for his sacrifice and worried about the future of Lego City. It's really not worth thinking about it now."

Bad Cop: "Worrying too much is an occupational disease, and I can't help but doubt other people's identities. I even wonder if Bruce Wayne is Batman."

"How is that possible? Aren't they neighbors?"

"Yeah, so I'm just thinking about it."

This friendly conversation came to an end.The secretary thinks that the bad policeman seems to be in a good mood today, and he is not usually so considerate.

"Did anything good happen to you today?"

Bad Cop honestly said, "It's actually because I've had less work lately."

Most of the people in the presidential palace who were watching the conversation turned their mouths down instantly, expressing their protest with their eyes: You spoke very well, don’t say it again next time, thank you.

The joys and sorrows of people are not connected, they only think he is noisy.

The character of Bad Cop can't read the air at all, and continues to explain unaffectedly: "The crime rate in Lego City has reached an all-time low, and all the characters with names and names are vying for the chance to appear in the first Lego Movie .”

"Oh! I forgot about this!" Miss Secretary sat up in shock as she was dying, and asked nervously, "Where did they cast the cast? When will I come to the presidential palace? How do I look? Is there any hope of getting into the mirror?"

The bad police had to remind: "Your documents have not been approved yet."

Miss Secretary said impassionedly: "I can play a person who can never finish approving documents in a movie!"

The surrounding staff also gathered around one after another, chattering and saying: "I can be a background board character, you heard how many roles are left for the character? I will give myself a very cool code name like the protagonist is there time?"

"Actually, it's too late, ladies and gentlemen." The bad policeman said ruthlessly, "The identities of the characters have been determined, the script is being processed, and the filming will officially begin after Mr. Murphy finishes inspecting his city.

You guys should be doing your jobs and not expecting to be featured in a kids movie in an alternate universe. "

In the past, when he spoke with this hoarse and low-pitched voice, he could dub Batman.

No matter how chaotic the scene is, it can calm down immediately, but today it has no effect at all.

A staff member wailed: "You said it yourself, this is going to be released in a parallel universe! If I have the opportunity to play even a tree!

Or a masked criminal getting beaten up by a superhero!Then more than 150 billion people will have the possibility to see my name on the big screen! "

As soon as the words were spoken, the eyes of all those who were aroused by their beautiful imagination became hot.

No one can resist this temptation.

Even supervillains.

Wonder Woman’s villain, Lego Leopard, sat on a chair at the headquarters of the Legion of Doom, and asked Lego Luthor anxiously for the first time: “When will we see the president? Didn’t you say he was the captain of the Legion of Honor of the Legion of Doom?” ?these people--"

She turned sideways, and behind her was a serpentine line from the swamp where the headquarters is located to the border of the metropolis. "I joined to meet Murphy or to improve the ranking of the super reverse promotion competition! And now is the critical period, we Is there any chance to appear in a big movie?"

Not far away, the cosmic bounty hunter Rob, who heard the news from the collector and came back from the outer galaxy, poked his head out: "The focus is on big movies."

"I think your anxiety is unnecessary." Luthor said quietly to the computer, "The Real Universe Lego Company is developing very well. The third part. Believe me, I understand capital better than you, and they will never let go of the opportunity to make money.”

"Usually only the first film of this kind has a good reputation, and the rest will be regarded as follow-ups."

Someone in the team raised their hands and spoke, "We feel that this opportunity to act is more precious."

Luther looked around: "Actually, the identity of the main character has been determined, but Murphy has not announced it yet. As for the specific content of the script, I have read a little bit from special channels, and overall it is a relatively harmonious story."

The villains who thought they didn't look so harmonious showed disappointed expressions.

"However, you know that the relationship between LEGO and the real universe is rather delicate. If the first big movie features a specific Super Hero and their corresponding Super Reverse as the main characters, it is not impossible, but there will be some difficulties in reviewing.

So the Real Universe company's decision is to temporarily let the Super Premier League players appear in the form of easter eggs. "

The rest of the villains also began to lose confidence.

"But!" Lego Luthor cleared his throat and raised his voice, "Let the great Lex Luthor show you the way, the first thing to know is that people in the real universe see us as face-blind!

As long as we change our hairstyle and body, they won't recognize us.So, folks, there's an obvious loophole here—"

He snapped the black wig next to him on his head: "Who do you think I am now?"

"Lex Luthor, who else could it be?"

"Hahaha Luthor, you look a little strange now, I'm used to your bald head."

"No, idiots, let me make it clearer." Lego Luthor straightened his suit and tie, puffed out his chest and said confidently, "In the eyes of people in the real universe, I am already Bruce Wayne."

Luther is not the only smart person in this world.

There are at least two.

Or four.

When the casting scene of the Propaganda Department of the Presidential Palace ushered in three clever Bruce Wayne in 10 minutes, and even the Lego City staff couldn’t tell the difference, all the insiders thought it was outrageous: “You guys How did you know there was Batman’s neighbor in our casting? But he’s just a sideshow! He played for less than 10 minutes! Cough, by the way, I’d like to thank the Wayne Group for their investment, and thank you, the funder’s father.”

The three "Bruce" who were trying to get away with it looked at each other. After a while, one of them shrugged and took off his hood, rubbed his face to reveal his true face: it was Dick Grayson, the eldest son of the Wayne family.

He showed a bright smile to the staff, and after failing to fool around, he turned to Moe.

The latter really didn't have the heart to curse, and turned to look at the remaining two: "What about you? Which one is real?"

There was a long silence, and then Jason Todd revealed his identity reluctantly under Dick's gaze: "I want to verify how well your security work is doing. As a taxpayer, I should have this power."

"No, you didn't, I'll tell your father about it! Oh, your father already knows."

The staff turned to the third Bruce Wayne and said loudly: "Although I know that your work life is very busy, you must know that this kind of parenting is not advisable. You should spend more energy to accompany and take care of your child." kids instead of letting them run to..."

Before he could finish speaking, Lego Jason gave the 'Bruce' a light kick in the shin.

Before the staff figured out what kind of intimate father-son filial piety scene this was, they saw 'Bruce' dexterously stepping on stilts to get out of the way, and also helped himself to wear a crooked wig by the way.

Ten minutes later, the head of the Propaganda Department clicked on Wayne's phone number and said in a cold voice, "That's right, it's your children, three of the four have come over, the eldest, the second and the fourth, and the rest The one below has never played and we don't know where it is now.

Mr. Wayne, let me remind you once again that it is the unshirkable responsibility of guardians to discipline minors at home. You have done a particularly, special, very poor job on this point. Your relationship is not even as good as your neighbor and the Luo he brought. Bing, anyway, they spend most of their time together..."

So Murphy received the message from Lego City, and the staff in charge of contact mainly asked him.

What do you think about the fact that the Sons of Investors and the Legion of Doom look like villains, openly wearing wigs on the set, saying that the real universe people can't tell the difference at all, so they want to play the main role?

Murphy: "..."

He thought that as long as the big screen after the Lego movie ended didn't have horrible scrolling captions such as "Jason Todd as the Joker", at least there would be no problem with the review.