[Comprehensive British and American] Welcome to Lego City

In fact, the logic is this. If Murphy does not come back, the effect of playing emotional cards or benefit cards across the network cable will decrease with the increase of distance. Convincing Murphy to return to Lego City temporarily is the first step of the plan. The extra resources consumed in the process of the universe can be reimbursed by anyone who also wants Murphy to come back.

If Murphy is not willing to come back, PlanB will be derived—that is, a philosopher in an ancient country in the far east once said, 'Without more drastic proposals, peaceful reforms must be unfeasible'.

Adding the role of 'President' to the film at this time, and as an important villain who is both good and evil, will be at the heart of the 'fierce claim'.

People dug out a past event ten years ago from old papers. Before Murphy arrived, the previous manager of Lego City was a complete villain. demons of the land.

The story sounds bizarre, but they also found historical evidence, that is, the sacred object that almost stopped time and destroyed everything-a tube of super glue that has been used up.

It is said to have been full, and the former Lego City manager hadn't even gotten around to uncapping the bottle before his plot was thwarted.

Later, when the Lego clown blew up Gotham City in half for the proposition of "Batman, do you hate me?", Murphy squeezed a whole tube in the crack of the floor. It was also sent to the history museum.

In summary, there is a scientific basis for the ruler of Lego City to appear in the movie as a villain!

It's definitely not because Jason can take over the role of the Joker logically after Murphy plays the villain, and even Batman can't say much.

As for why the screenwriter, director and other staff who are members of the Murphy fan group agreed to such an adaptation, the reason is also very simple——

Murphy said it was a family-friendly work for teenagers in the real universe.It is difficult to determine the identity of the president in family carnival works. As the protagonist, it is easy to overwhelm the guests, and as an easter egg, the time to show passers-by is not enough to let the fans show off their cooking skills.

There has been some debate about this before.

Murphy: "You'd better make the plot understandable to children who have just entered elementary school."

The screenwriter in Lego City: "Really? In fact, whether you can see it or not, I am actually a very deep person. I like to write dark, sad, and immersive and painful plots. The protagonist must be like Captain America has a complicated past that can't be told in three movies, so that it can be popular and win the best picture at the Oscars.

Am I saying we have to spend our most precious first filming opportunities attracting a bunch of ignorant kids sitting in a movie theater chatting?Can't we do a LEGO remake of The Shawshank Redemption or Waiting for Godot or something? "

Murphy: "Yes, and no."

It can be seen that people in Lego City have no self-awareness about their 1.5+ settings.

Everyone is gearing up, wanting to make a name for themselves in the parallel universe and make their own achievements. It is best to win the Golden Globe Award, kick the Oscar, and step on the many film production companies of the MPAA.

However, Murphy nailed the subject to the family carnival, and the original "strong, lonely, lost love, nothing until the dog left at home was shot dead by passers-by" had to be thrown into the trash can.

Thinking of this, the screenwriter couldn't help feeling sad, and said to Dick who was on the phone with Murphy, "Actually, you are very suitable to play the protagonist of the current script."

Lego Dick suddenly forgot what he was about to say: "Really? Can I try?"

"Of course you can." On the other side, the more the director looked at Dick, the more he felt that he was indeed a handsome guy. Looking at the smooth black hair, big blue eyes and sharp-edged face, how could the simple and honest Gotham City raise such a guy? Where is the good boy?

"If your parents don't mind, I can give you an audition."

"Hey wait a minute." Lego Jason put his U-shaped hands together and made a pause gesture, "Why can he directly play the leading role, but I can't even get the supporting role?"

"Because the clown is really a very complicated character." The director pulled out a stack of ten-centimeter-thick notes from his side, "Did you see it? I studied the characters he played in 1989, 2008, 2016, 2020 and 21." Five Batman and its derivative series movies, as well as personal movies in 19 years, each of which has a different origin, ability setting and performance character, and I think Heath Ledger and Joaquin Phoenix have their own The unique parts, and the rest are outstanding actors who have been famous for a long time... Anyway, I don't think you can play him well, Jason."

"Why would you rather believe those strange documents than what I saw with my own eyes?" Jason retorted, "I know where your database came from, and Batman in the 1966 movie wore a cotton bodysuit , but we all know he never wears that stuff!"

Seeing that the director was lost in thought, he put on a provocative tone again: "The truth is that seeing a hundred things is worth seeing a thousand times, bro. I'm from Gotham, and I'm the only one who's ever seen the clown here, unless you find him himself to take over the role, otherwise There's no one more suitable than me."

"But Murphy..."

"He is not here, what is the president, you are James Cameron, the king of the world on the set!"

"Okay." The director said, "You come to audition."

Murphy on the other side: "Wait, don't you think about who is the one who pays the salary before you make a decision?"

"But he's right, Mr. Murphy. Unless you cast Batman as the Joker--he knows the Joker better than any criminal--our character has lost his soul! If you have nothing better to do, Now I can only let this child try it!"

Speaking of this, the director quietly added a line of words in his notebook: Remember to invite Batman to the set to see if the clown actor is playing enough to restore.

As for Batman's contact information?Before him stood the three sons of Batman's neighbors.

What else did Murphy want to say, but Le Damian said unwillingly: "What about me? Is there a role that suits me?"

"Oh sorry, boy, although our movie is geared towards minors in the real universe, the main characters are actually adults, and we really don't have any characters your height."

"Can I wear high heels?"

"Sorry, we don't have male characters in high heels either."

The screenwriter interjected at this moment: "But we have a female character who wears high heels, and we haven't found a candidate yet. In the original setting, she should be a beautiful woman who lived in Dick's memory. Unfortunately, she died of a disease. Leave a lovely dog ​​for Dick.

Every time Dick sees his dog, he will think of his dead wife. At this time, the leading actress needs some hazy scenes to exaggerate the atmosphere. Of course, the dog died later, so Dick can only look at his hand. The wedding ring commemorates the deceased wife..."

"Excuse me." Dick couldn't help interrupting him, "Can you change the name of the character when you narrate this episode, such as 'John'?"

"Forget it, it doesn't matter anymore." The screenwriter Wei Dun said painfully on the sofa, "This script was rejected by Mr. Murphy, and now Dick is a warm, lively and happy little cutie like a Disney princess."

"..." Lego Dick hesitated to speak, wondering whether he should refute his previous sentence 'I think you are very suitable to play the protagonist of the current script'.

Le Damian asked thoughtfully, "What about the heroine?"

"Of course the heroine should complement the hero." The screenwriter said of course, "so she will be a girl who is as strong as an Amazon woman, invincible, and like a sharp blade."

Damian said, "I see, what do you think of me?"

After finishing speaking, the child who sweetly said to Murphy just now, "We all hope you can come back", drew a knife neatly and put Wufeng's side on the screenwriter's neck.

Things got a little out of hand from this point on.

To complicate further developments that afternoon, LEGO Rex Luthor gave a public interview to reporters, declaring that he was going to compete fairly for the role of 'Bruce Wayne' in the movie.

"Yes, everyone, I really don't know the content of the script, I just know the individual characters. And I don't intend to use my status as an investor to put pressure on the casting director. As you can see, 'Bruce Wayne' is just a The extras who played less than 10 minutes in the movie, presumably if he himself refuses to act, there won’t be too many people competing with me.”

"About why I don't play myself? Oh, I actually don't know if there is a 'Lex? Change the perception of the people in the parallel universe, let them know that the difference between Luthor and Wayne is actually only a wig..."

"He is such a hypocritical and cunning person, always using such high-sounding words to cover up his conspiracy." Lego Superman sat on the sofa in Wayne Manor and said while drinking tea, "You really want him to play you huh, Bruce?"

"What can I do?" Lego Batman watched Luthor boasting on TV with a cold face, "I can't let people know that Bruce Wayne and Batman are the same person, and I have to appear as Batman myself."

"And let your kid play Batman instead of you? Dick or Jason?"

"Actually, they have already gone to the set. I guess they all went there pretending to be me."

Lego Wonder Woman choked, coughed and said, "Ahem, what?"

"Second guess, Murphy will call soon." Batman looked ahead calmly, "In the past, every time Jason asked him for pocket money or Damian asked some strange questions, he Occasionally call me..."

Before he finished speaking, his bat phone rang, and the computer automatically prompted: "The caller is Morpeth? Mr. Murphy, would you like to connect?"

"Look, here it comes." Lego Batman pressed the green button.

Both Superman and Wonder Woman waited curiously for Murphy to speak, wanting to know what he was going to say, but there was a long silence on the other side of the phone, only the siren of the car and a shallow and steady voice could be heard from the microphone. Breathing.

After a long while, when the two superheroes were getting impatient, Batman turned to them and said, "Usually this is a more serious situation. It seems that Dick, Jason or Damian, at least one of them Man has won a role for himself?"

Murphy's voice finally sounded, a little indistinct on the other end of the phone.

He maintained basic politeness and said: "You can remove the phrase 'at least' and add it to my next paragraph-congratulations Batman, you can at least see 'Richard Grayson' after the movie is over." The three scrolling credits are 'Damian Wayne in Leading Actor', 'Damian Wayne in Leading Actress' and 'Jason Todd in Joker'."

It's hard for people in the real universe to understand what's going on, but they're sure to be shocked.

The author has something to say: some explanations for the stalks played in this chapter:

The famous quotes at the beginning come from Lu Xun, this sentence is really said by Lu Xun.jpg;

The protagonist has only one dog left. The stalk comes from the "John Wick" series.

Heath Ledger and Joaquin Phoenix are the actors who played the role of the Joker in the 08 and 19 movies.

James Cameron is a famous director, one of his masterpieces is "Titanic".

He yelled the movie line 'I'm King of the World' at the Oscars.

Everyone should know the above feeling;

In addition, the credits are mainly played in Lego City, and will be seen by people in the real universe in a special way.

There will also be Easter eggs behind the scenes of filming such as competing roles.