[Comprehensive British and American] Welcome to Lego City

At this time Lego City Wayne Manor.

Lego Jason opened the door quietly, looked around, squeezed out the door after making sure no one was passing by, and moved on tiptoes against the wall towards the Batcave.

In the afternoon, the manor was empty, Lego Batman went to participate in Zhenglian activities;

Damian should be doing homework in the room. Today is oceanography. I don’t know if Neptune will find time to give Robin extracurricular tutoring; Dick has a date with his girlfriend;

Tim...Jason doesn't know what Tim's doing, maybe he's responsible for everything—

Behind every successful Lego Batman movie, there must be a little red who is silently paying.

All in all, with any luck, Jason can sneak into the Batcave without being spotted by any of the family members.

He walked across the living room, but there was no one there.The TV was still on, and the channel "Real Universe Observation" was playing. Jason glanced at it when he passed by. The host was happily introducing the promotion of the Lego movie in the real universe, and interviewed a few Lego members randomly on the way. Extras in the city who participated in the filming process.

Unexpectedly, there happened to be a police car patrolling, and the bad policeman who was being interviewed poked his head out of the driver's seat and grabbed the microphone to the camera: "You violated the traffic rules!! Be more honest when the president is away!"

The scene suddenly jumped up and down.

The noise drowned out the sound of Jason's footsteps, and he stepped into the elevator and pressed the button.Victory is in sight for the Red Hood!

The elevator stopped, the door opened, Lego Jason took a deep breath of the moist air in the bat cave cautiously, and turned on the light at hand.

With a "snap", the lights in the room were like daylight, illuminating the boys and girls sitting in front of the computer.They looked at Lego Jason across the distance of a metal bridge.

Lego Alfred came over with no surprise: "I said it doesn't matter whether you turn on the lights or not. Would you like some afternoon tea? Master Jason?"

Jason took his cup from the tray, and he said why he didn't see the old butler just now: "Why are you all here?"

Bruce was not there, Lego Dick folded his arms and showed the aura of the head of the family: "I also want to ask you this question. Do you want to sneak into the real universe?"

"What? No, how is it possible." Jason thanked Alfred, then quickly moved closer to them, and glanced at the computer screen, "What are you trying to hide from me... You want to sneak into the real universe!"

On the bat computer is the communication record between Lego Batman and artificial intelligence Boob.

Half an hour ago, Batman said that Zhenglian discovered an unexpected situation in the universe and was going to leave the earth for a while. Mr. President, an old friend who has been involved in family affairs, came to help look after Damian for two days.

"Sometimes even I find it difficult for Murphy." Jason couldn't help saying, "Where's Damian?"

"I'm doing my homework upstairs now." Batgirl Barbara replied, "Mainly Dick felt that Bruce's proposal gave him inspiration--Murphy was busy with work and couldn't go back to Lego City, maybe we can choose a representative Go visit him in the real universe.

Didn't tell Damian because he ddl tonight, and Bruce was going to drop him off after a while anyway.Are you interested in this project, Jason? "

"No." Jason said against his will.

"He's lying." Legotim said without looking back. "He came downstairs to find Murphy without telling us."

"Hey you startled me! When and where did you show up?"

Xiaohong: "I'm obviously always there!"

"You really don't want to go?" Lego Dick asked, raising his eyebrows. "Actually, we were thinking just now that this candidate might be you. Because you lived in Murphy's presidential palace for a long time, we Wishful thinking that your relationship should be very good.

Maybe you miss him a lot, and Murphy won't be mad at you for showing up out of the blue... I mean, Murphy misses you too. "

"But if you're not interested, I'd be happy to take the job."

Dick stood up and was about to leave as he said, Lego Jason quickly stopped him: "Wait a minute! In fact, I do have something to go to the real universe to talk to the president. Cough, there is no need to change the candidate, I am ready, let's talk now How can I meet him?"

"Taking advantage of a little feature we've only just discovered of LEGO City's projection in the real universe," Barbara replied, "like Brainiac 2 and 3."

System: [The number of skins enabled is 3/3, which has reached the upper limit. I wish players a happy game. 】

When these words suddenly appeared on the panel, Murphy was holding Calibaker's ax with his own arm.

He wanted to take the opportunity to snatch the opponent's weapon, but he was almost staggered and fell from the sky when he was prompted by the system. He didn't care about responding to the questioning eyes of Superman who took his place to fight Kalibak, and asked silently in his heart:

"Where's the third one?"

System: [The Lego City projection movement has been detected. In order to ensure the safety of friends list characters in the real universe, the independent vest function is automatically activated.The third character is the 'Lego Clown', user of Lego Jason. 】

Rational analysis, half of the possibility is that Lego Jason himself did this kind of thing. After all, he has a history of running away from home.

The remaining half is probably every kid in the Bat family involved, and Jason is the one they put out and think Murphy is the least likely to deprive him of pocket money and shut himself in his room to write a self-criticism.

After the analysis, his rationality evaporated, and Murphy gave up thinking and rushed forward to press Kalibak on the spaceship and hit him with eight punches. At the same time, he looked towards the ground with the super vision that came with the Lego Superman vest.

The superman in the real universe next to him saw another Kryptonian unknown creature with curls on his head and the cloak behind him drooping, slumped into a depressed mass, and couldn't help asking: "What happened?"

He also looked at the ruins of the Iliad Tower on the ground.

The superheroes in the real universe are divided into two groups. Those who can fly will find trouble with the Brainiac spaceship in the sky, and those who cannot fly will face the robot army on the ground.Everyone has a clear division of labor, but there are some small problems in actual operation.

——A group of sneaky humans holding mobile phones and cameras are evenly distributed not far away. They didn't get close to the battlefield, but they didn't turn around and run away as usual.

These people don't look like front-line TV reporters, because they are not professional enough.

When the superheroes flew over, there were warm cheers and confessions from the crowd, and several Lego employees were maintaining order and driving them away.

To say that these people are avid superhero fans, something seems wrong.

The first few superheroes looked at them inexplicably, and then at the robot army standing in front of the former site of the Iliad Tower as if waiting for something.

A huge skull-shaped spaceship over the city blocks the sky, and Kalibak stands on the deck of the spaceship with a battle ax to confront Superman;

On the ground, the Brainiac Legion was surrounded by jagged ruins, the sun was gradually setting, and the blood-red sunset hit the iron bones left after the collapse of the Iliad Tower, reflecting the white-robed figure standing on it like a ball A shadow that is so thick that it cannot be melted away.

This scene is a bit familiar.

In the silence, someone said with emotion: "This fucking film is a promotional poster for the Lego movie. The question is, did they pay for the promotion?"

No.

Lego is a stingy company that has never evaded taxes, but has plucked its hair. If you don’t take the initiative to mention them, you can pretend that this matter does not exist, which shows the ugly face of capitalists.

"What's the situation?" The tense atmosphere was exhausted, and someone asked again, "Superman and the Brainiac spaceship have already started fighting, and we just stand here and watch? Is that the president of Lego City over there? Are we following the plot of the movie? ?”

"But we haven't finished watching the movie. Aren't Brainiac and the president on the same team?"

This topic is highly discussed, and everyone's attention was immediately diverted, and they put forward their own ideas one after another: "I don't think so, the villain feels that the performance is too deliberate."

Some people hold different opinions: "The Lego Movie is for all ages, and it's normal for the villain to be more deliberate."

"All ages don't mean no brains. I think we should push it backwards. After all, Lego City is a parallel universe. Will they make their president a villain in a fan movie?"

"Maybe the president of Lego City deliberately set himself up as a villain in the movie so that we all think he can't be a villain?"

"Ladies and gentlemen, let's take a look at the reality. Now the president of Lego City and Brainiac are showing an obvious confrontation, which shows that the Lego clown in the movie is telling a lie. Batman, as the person who knows the clown best, What do you think?"

"I think, just when you are immersing yourself in discussing the plot of the Lego movie." Batman said, "I don't know when there will be an extra person in our team."

The red hood behind him draws his gun and points it at an oil-green head emerging from behind the crowd at the same time he speaks:

"clown."

It was born from the same root, so why is it too anxious.

Lego Jason, who had just landed in the real universe for less than a minute, raised his hands, walked to the front under the vigilant eyes of the superheroes, and rubbed his hair in distress: "I didn't mean to listen to you, it was a misunderstanding. "

He was also a little confused about the situation, and tentatively asked, "Are you promoting the Lego movie?"

There was no news of the escape from Arkham.Maybe people from LEGO City think they're advertising The LEGO Movie, is that reasonable?

Chaoying looked at each other tacitly.Red Hood didn't put down his gun, but asked instead, "Who are you?"

The superheroes of the real universe are good guys who can be trusted.

But Lego Jason looked at the scene of confrontation between Brainiac's army, the president of Lego City, and the real universe superheroes.

He moved, and the muzzle of the gun in Red Hood's hand moved with it.

Lego Jason froze in place, wondering if he should resist.

I hit myself?

After they stalemate for a few seconds, the President of Lego City standing quietly on the other side of the ruins like a dummy suddenly sighed and walked towards the crowd.

Murphy manipulated the vest. What excited him most was not Chaoying or Lego Jason, but the onlookers who hadn't dispersed in the distance.

This group of people was like seeing Snow White’s stepmother walking down the ground in Disneyland, and cheered like a gorilla who was surprised by the fairy tale reflected in reality. The little tension disappeared again.

"Sorry." The 'President' walked up to the Chaoyings, and first apologized in a good manner, and he was not angry because he was surrounded by strangers.

His voice is similar to the dubbing in the movie, but it sounds more like a living person, "This thing is not planned by LEGO, and it has nothing to do with the movie promotion actually. The Brainiac invasion alarm is real, As an expression of apology for the onlookers getting in the way of your defense efforts, LEGO Superman will help take out the enemy."

"As for him." The president looked down at Lego Jason. "This is not Lego clown. You should be able to tell that he is the actor who played Lego clown in the movie. It was an accident that he came here."

The latter glanced at him vigilantly, and realized that he couldn't see Murphy's current emotions from that empty, specially-effected face.

However, the tone seems to be quite calm, maybe the pocket money is still there, and writing a self-criticism can also be waived.

If this is the case, Lego Jason now unilaterally declares that he is the person in the Bat family who has the best relationship with the president besides Batman-Murphy actually!Not angry!

"Actor?" Roy asked next to the red hood. "You mean the voice actor?"

The president seemed to smile a little, and did not answer the question.

Chaoying are not fools, they know it well.Roy just asked tentatively, shrugged and stepped aside when he couldn't get a direct answer.Batman picks it up: "Why isn't the Lego Joker in the show?"

Lego Jason has a good impression of Batman in the real universe, even if they have never seen it before, Hearing this, he took the initiative to answer: "Because he is in prison. Have you seen the cast list at the end of the movie? Who do you recognize?" gone?"

Dangerous, this topic, dangerous.

Ye Yi took two steps back sharply and without the burden of an idol.

Batman immediately became the center of people's attention.

"Oh, it seems you know Bruce Wayne is played by Lex Luthor."

After all, Lego Batman agreed to this matter. Lego Jason is still not quite used to the difference between the two universes. He subconsciously feels that the characters of the real universe homotopes should not be too different. He introduced with great interest:

"Lex also said on TV, 'Let people know that the only difference between me and Wayne is a wig', but everyone at BatIndex thought he was bullshitting, Batman wouldn't be Batman without hair Luther."

That sentence doesn't sound right.

"I mean, there's no way Batman doesn't have hair."

There were several muffled laughs from behind.

Robin: "Lego Luthor thinks too much."

Lego Jason didn't answer him, thinking but you are face blind.

The person involved, Batman, didn't say anything. He seemed to have no fluctuations in his heart. He only asked, "So what's your relationship with Lego Batman?"

It's impossible for everyone in Lego City to know that Batman is equal to Bruce Wayne, right?

It is agreed that most people think they are neighbors?

The Green Lantern in the sky patted Wonder Woman on the shoulder: "The 'who's next' object you've been waiting for has come. If the president of Lego City hadn't lied back then, the people who know the identity of Batman can be counted with two hands, right? Listen The voice is a male teenager, do you think he is Lego Red Hood, Lego Red Robin or Lego Robin?"