[Comprehensive British and American] Welcome to Lego City

"What happened next?" Lego Superman asked.

"Jason beat up the real-world clown very badly, and the neighbor's parents were very angry, so they are all writing a review here now."

LEGO Superman: "You're in Arkham...Jason..."

Murphy stood in a five-star hotel suite on a resort island in the Atlantic Ocean not far from the United States, and stood by the bedroom window, holding up his mobile phone to answer a video call from Lego City: "The signal is not good, listen Unclear."

There was a shake on the other side of the video phone.

Lego Superman held up his mobile phone and walked to another location in the cabin of the spacecraft: "What about this time?"

"The sound and picture are out of sync, there is a delay, but it's better than before. Have you already set off?"

"Yes." Lego Superman said happily, "We are passing by the Lagoon Nebula, the scenery in the outer universe is very beautiful, it's a pity that you are not here now.

But we can enjoy the beautiful scenery for you, and we can also eat delicious food that has passed through several planets for you. "

"..." Murphy stood there blankly, "I can't hear you clearly. I'm very busy now, and the signal on the island is not good. What did you just say?"

"I said we have a beautiful scenery and a lot of delicious food here."

"Can't hear you clearly, can you speak louder?"

"Cough, it's not important. Hey, Murphy, you changed your clothes."

"Oh, it's actually a special effect made by Boo Boo, what do you guys think?"

I said before that Murphy's cool-looking white robe was bought when he was on vacation in Lego City. Of course, he would only buy one piece of clothing when traveling, so he didn't even have a replacement on hand.

Murphy had considered looking for Lego merchants to buy a few more identical ones, but after the Lego movie started filming.

Whether it is the real universe or Lego City, Murphy in the white robe is regarded as the classic image of the president of Lego City. This robe of the same style, which is not cheap, is sold out in the city, and the merchants are so scared that they say "no We really don’t have any of them, and we don’t plan to continue making them when we run out of materials.” At the same time, we shrewdly advertised “The President’s Private Wardrobe” to promote other clothing in the store.

Therefore, he thought of some possible risks, such as you suddenly plan to wash clothes today, etc., and combined the experience of many manual special effects masters such as Lego Batman and Spiderman's old opponent Mysterio, it took a day , Using Lego City's brand-new scientific research results-a unique molecular projection technology-to add a virtual appearance wearing a white robe to yourself.

Now Murphy looks more like a jump from a fantasy set to a sci-fi set than before.

According to the algorithm perfected by Boo Boo, he can walk 360 degrees without any dead ends, that is, the smoky particle effects at the feet of the robe turn into blue-purple pixel blocks the size of fingernails falling down from time to time.

Sometimes it also has its own light distortion effect, which is particularly eye-catching when standing in the sun and blowing by the wind.

Boo Boo calls it 'big guy aura'.

Murphy couldn't agree more, but at least he wasn't so dementor-like.

Or it could be a cyber dementor.

I heard that it was made by Boo Boo himself, and there was a burst of compliments from the Lego spaceship, such as 'beautiful', 'very handsome', and 'Worthy of Boo Boo'.

No one would complain about the aesthetics of the president's artificial intelligence, just like Lego employees never said in front of Murphy that their Iliad Tower, which is still in ruins, looks ugly.

Lego Green Lantern next to Lego Superman calculates the time difference: "It should be working time, Murphy, didn't you go to work?"

Let's be a person, you are looking at the scenery and eating delicious food, and then ask me if I go to work.

Murphy: "I approved a leave note for myself."

"Why, you're sick? But your background doesn't look like your New York home."

Lego Superman looked worried, "I didn't hear what you said just now, but I heard you said that you changed into me and went to Arkham with Batman in the real universe. How is it, is the superpower still usable? "

"That's right, I met Darkseid's son. If you can pass by Apocalypse, say hello to Lego Calibak for me, and ask him what's wrong with him in the real universe and insist on playing hide-and-seek with me on Earth. "

"Lego Kalibak said he didn't dare."

"You didn't even ask."

"I knew he didn't dare without asking. In his heart, you have always been in the same generation as his father Darkseid."

Lego Superman blinked, "So Murphy, you are in a bad mood now, and you even asked for leave because of this, and today is the day when the Lego movie is released, but you are not in the company. Is it because of Kalibak, Jason, or something else? What?"

Murphy asked faintly: "You know the Lego City molecular projection technology newly created in the Batcave, don't you?"

——It is the scientific research results of sending Lego Jason and Damian over and making his clothes.

Lego Superman's smiling face froze.

"Who is involved?"

Lego Superman looked back at the cockpit. The Lego Green Lantern who had come here to say hello to Murphy just now had slipped away without a sound. The few people who drove the spaceship pretended not to hear the conversation here.

"Murphy, this is a long story..."

"Rule Two of the Justice League Code."

"'No blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah without permission', but Article 653 states that when the number of votes in favor of the Zhenglian and the Fulian exceeds [-]%, a certain degree of, um, regulation changes can be made in accordance with the principle of special handling of special events." .”

Murphy had nothing to say: "Have you memorized this stuff yet? I thought Batman himself forgot after he finished writing it."

"He forgot." Lego Superman whispered, "so we flipped it now. Come on Murphy, we don't want to trouble you, it's just that there are too few adults on earth right now, and children really want to Go see you. Maybe Jason and Damian can help you?"

"It seems that you really didn't hear what I just said." Murphy cleared his throat and smiled, and repeated, "Lego Jason beat the real universe clown very hard, and the parents of the neighbors are very angry, so they are all here now. I'm here to write a review."

The living room of an island hotel suite.

Lego Jason changed his position at the coffee table.The function of the system independent vest has expired. He is not considered a carbon-based human right now, but a colloidal creature that looks fine at first glance, but looks somewhat translucent upon closer inspection. It is composed of some high-tech molecules, so by analogy, maybe It can also be called Cyber ​​Jason.

Everyone in Lego City knows that the president has some strange abilities, and they will not be surprised by it. It's just that it's not convenient to write a review letter like this. If you don't pay attention, the pen will fall from the palm of your unsteady hand.

LEGO Jason once tried to get Murphy to use his superpowers to turn him back into LEGO Joker - and then got the latter's kind smile.

There was a large sheet of paper spread out on the coffee table in front of him, and the person sitting next to him was Lego Godmian, who didn't pick up a pen to write, but was flipping through his mobile phone and giggling at the newly released evaluation of Lego's big movie.

Next to him is Bruce Wayne. The head of the family is not wearing a uniform today, holding a newspaper in his hand and reading it intently, but he may not be analyzing anything unrelated to the newspaper in his mind.

Bruce, like Chuhe Hanjie, divides the characters of the real universe and the characters of Lego City into two distinct ends.

Further to the right are Robin, Red Robin, and Red Hood in the real universe, all looking at the draft paper on the table with solemn expressions, as if it was not used for writing a review, but was used to compile an epitaph.

Real Universe Nightwing walked past them nonchalantly, and said, "I'm going back to the East Coast. Alfred asked me if he wanted to make lunch for you guys, or order takeaway later. But this place can There are not many takeaway orders, you better think about it."

In the real universe, Robin looked up at him: "What about you? What are you going to do?"

"I just came to see you." Ye Yi smiled, "This matter has nothing to do with me."

"It has nothing to do with me." Le Damian immediately stood up, "I want to go back to the city to watch a movie, Dick, let's go to the movie! Today is the premiere day of the real universe!"

Ye Yi had a flattered expression for a moment. He looked at Le Damian in surprise, and then at his own Robin, whose face was full of displeasure on the right side of Bruce. He couldn't help feeling that the world is full of wonders. Ann called him a nickname to this day.

The grown-up superhero Brudhaven felt that watching a movie was indeed a good idea, so he hesitated for a while, and looked at the parents inquiringly.

Bruce seemed to be engrossed in reading the newspaper and didn't answer. He pointed to Murphy's bedroom, indicating that this matter was out of his control.

Several children looked in the direction he indicated.

Then there was a small exchange of voices around the coffee table.

"The president of Lego City is talking on the phone in a parallel universe? So why are we here to write a review, why can't it be Wayne Manor or Hall of Justice?"

"Don't mention it, this seaside villa is still an official Lego company bill."

I don’t know if it’s a staged result of the two parties pushing each other. Bruce refuses to tell them which universe is paying for the losses caused by Brainiac. He only knows that the government wants to take this opportunity to sign a revenue sharing contract. Or directly control a part of the Lego company's shares.

However, the regional government may not be of one mind. It was the decision made by the metropolitan area to pass the Lego Movie classification review before.

"Are S.H.I.E.L.D. and the IRS still looking at LEGO? What do they think?"

"The LEGO company has a lot of debt now anyway, and the tax bureau wants to take care of it and has to jump in the queue."

Anyway, no one was serious about writing the review, so Red Hood simply took out his phone and opened the headlines of today's news.

Scroll down casually: "Robin, Batman and Superman lose their superpowers and can only travel by bus? "

The picture below is a familiar bus waiting booth, but the text is very simple. It is serious to say that this is a big movie advertisement of Lego Company, calling on ordinary people to save energy, reduce emissions, and travel low-carbon.

There are too many slots, and I can't vomit it at all. It can be said that the title, picture, text and conclusion have nothing to do with each other, but they seem reasonable. The reporter who wrote the article is really a genius in the industry.

Further down: "Who's Stupid Nyack?" "

Brainiac himself wants to know this question, please let him go.

On the premiere day of "The Lego Movie", the box office hit a new high? CEO Morpeth Murphy absent from the premiere"

At the premiere, the president of LEGO was probably booking a resort hotel for the president and Batman, which is a moral failure.

"Uncovering the Behind-the-Scenes Transaction between LEGO and Zhenglian Avengers—How many superheroes appeared at the promotional event?" "

Even if there is a deal, it is definitely not Zhenglian and Fulian.According to legend, the only superhero who has seriously asked about the power of attorney and the contract is Doctor Strange.

Maybe other people went there too (otherwise, how did the news of Doctor Strange’s visit come out? He couldn’t have said it himself), but they were too embarrassed to tell it—about how people starved to death.

There are all kinds of gossip news with different truths and falsehoods in the back. Red Hood roughly rummaged through it and found that the entertainment version was undoubtedly occupied by LEGO. Since there was no screening, the first batch of serious movie reviews have not yet come out. It is just ordinary. The audience has already started a heated discussion on the entire network, and the online ratings are quite high so far;

The financial section is analyzing whether Lego can go public as planned by the end of this year;

The Science Edition talked about the epoch-making black technology used in the promotion of the LEGO movie, saying that they "spend all their money" and "may spend half of the box office in one promotion"...

Although the so-called "blood capital" is actually the war damage, and the war damage is not necessarily on Lego's head.

Only the local newspapers in Gotham did not join forces. The headlines were all reports that the clown was beaten by unknown people, and Batman arrived in time and sent him to the hospital. There are currently no life-threatening reports.

The short video of Brainiac’s invasion of the earth has no official copyright restrictions, and it has been spread everywhere. Amanda Waller, a senior executive of the Sky Eye Society, is furious, thinking that Lego is blatantly combining the threat of superhumans and aliens. Make it entertaining.

But they couldn't ban it with a suitable reason, after all, they seriously stated that they were 1.5 on their website.

This was only added recently, because in one of the tidbits released so far, the screenwriter seriously said that they planned to make an R-rated award-winning movie, but the president refused to let it go. cognition.Since then, the LEGO company's official website has added a 1.5 logo.

What's interesting is that the characters in the tidbits are completely different from those in the movie, and the Lego company really made the animated movie look like there was another universe shooting in real life (they did), which led to audiences who watched the movie and then watched the tidbits Feeling very different.