[Comprehensive British and American] Welcome to Lego City

Before Murphy was alarmed by the crazy sound of the smoke alarm, which was like the death knell before the end of the world, he was remotely and facelessly listening to the reports of various departments of Lego Company. There were several main things:

The destroyed landmark building is being repaired, and it is really being repaired, but the engineering team has repeatedly asked if it can change the appearance.

The idea of ​​the staff is that since the outsourcing team is not responsible for the internal structure of the building anyway, wouldn’t it be great if the designer is willing to make it look better for free?

"Look at other people's mascot peripherals, such as Disney, one of our competitors, their peripherals have been selling very well.

Whether it is the fluffy animals and fairy tale princesses in its own IP, or the superhero toys previously launched in cooperation with SHIELD and the Avengers, the sales volume is very high. "The new employee from the Propaganda Department said to Murphy earnestly, "But what about us?What else do we do but cling to the thighs of you boss and superheroes? "

He took out a stack of photos in the video conference to show everyone:

"The Eye of Sauron is divided."

Murphy rested his chin to look at the photo: "Isn't this pretty?"

The employees had heard a little about Murphy's aesthetics, and quickly cut to the next one: "Bad cop, why did he call it a bad cop? Can't he be called a good cop?"

Murphy: "In the setting, he has a dual personality, and he is a good policeman when he turns his head back. You know that Lego minifigures can turn their heads 180 degrees, right?"

The employee was taken aback: "There is still such a thing? This setting movie didn't talk about it."

"Indeed, if we have the opportunity to release a second part, we can expand it."

Another person asked: "Is that a conflict with the two-faced man? But the two-faced man's face is different from the left and right sides, and the bad policeman's face is different from the front and back.

I understand, this is a conflict with Voldemort, do we play "Harry Potter" memes too often, what should people who haven't seen the HP series think? "

Murphy patted the table: "Calm down, it has nothing to do with that. A bad cop is a bad cop, next one!"

"The next one is...uh, the Archmage of UU, but this is pinching him Bruce Wayne. Is it because the LEGO version of Master Wayne has a rounder face and looks fatter, which is the difference between UU and W?"

"Keep your voice down." Murphy pointed to his staff, "The author of "Harry Potter" may not necessarily sue you for copyright infringement, but if Bruce Wayne heard your words, he will really drag you to court of."

But then again, if Master Wayne wants to sue Lego, his priority may not be higher than that of Batman.

—They all have to line up.

Murphy suspected that once his identity as the president of Lego City was revealed, he would receive a death notice at his bedside the next morning.

Listen to what the employees are saying, can the weight of Zhenglian consultants be called fat?

"Sorry sorry, the next one is the "One Life Hack a Day" series."

"Wait, this book is from LEGO?!" A senior executive who has been employed for a long time said in surprise, "Hasn't the original video 'How To' series accompanying the book been serialized on YouTube? I remember that time The LEGO company hasn’t even started yet.”

"Huh?" The new employee in the Propaganda Department scratched his head, "Is this the case? But when I checked the company's internal materials, I saw that the copyright of "One Life Tip a Day" was indeed owned by Lego. That... Murphy gentlemen?"

Murphy deeply concealed his merits and fame, and said calmly: "There is indeed such a thing, but the 'how to' series of videos serialized on Youtube are not uploaded for profit according to the original author's idea."

Few people know this - the 'how to' series was written by a LEGO City resident and started with hundreds of episodes on the LEGO City Insider Video Site.

At that time, Murphy hadn't come to the real universe, and had only just begun to study the abyss.In order to make the information exchange between the two worlds more convenient, he proposed to repost the popular "How to Do" on the real universe website, which was popular all over the Internet and even Lego Alfred was watching. Originally, he planned to provide all the proceeds to the original The author's, but people don't want it.

So this unclaimed wealth has been stored in an anonymous account all year round, and Murphy doesn't plan to touch it if it is not his own money. Every time he saves a certain amount, he will donate it to charity.

Not long after he arrived in the real universe, the book series "One Life Tip a Day" was published.

Since it is a reorganization of the video content, the author of the book is still the one in Lego City.

Of course, Murphy did it himself, but he never took the initiative to tell anyone else in the real universe.

At the beginning, the Lego Brothers were loyal viewers of the "How to Make Video Series", but they had never heard of the book "Tips". In the process of buying the book, they even tricked Dr. Octopus from the real universe, and Murphy who passed by seemed like himself Innocence was written all over his face as if he didn't know.

He even pitched real-verse Nightwing.

An old actor, the president of Lego City, has been on the front line of cheating and getting rich all year round.

There was a noise in the conference room of Lego Company, but this matter has nothing to do with Lego Company's planning at present, and everyone expressed their surprise and left it behind.The employee of the Propaganda Department still had a photo in his hand, he handed it forward and continued:

"The last one is Assassin's Letter...I mean Lego City President."

Murphy changed his posture and sat upright.

Then he turned on the camera and asked sinisterly: "What's wrong with the character design of the President of Lego City?"

The staff who spoke on the other side were scared off the line.

The other old employees were very calm, and greeted Murphy one after another: "Hahaha, good morning, boss, I didn't expect you to look like this today. The robe is different from the movie, is it made into a sci-fi style?"

"You asked us what we think? It's very handsome. It doesn't mean it's better than before. Both have their own characteristics. Today's one is refreshing."

Is this the workplace?

Murphy wanted to say something, but the smoke alarm behind him blew loudly like a choked chicken. He suddenly stood up and looked back, and said to the other people in the video conference: "Someone is in the kitchen Cooking, it may be on fire, I will take a look, I will start here for today's meeting."

The employees showed sympathy and awe, even if they thought that Murphy was only cosplaying as the president of Lego City, it was not easy to manage this fact while working as the big boss of the company, not only down-to-earth, but also easy to down-to-earth.

Luckily they also didn't know who was behind the scenes in the kitchen.

"Goodbye, boss! Be safe, boss!"

Murphy closed the laptop, and hurriedly opened the door of the room. As soon as the door opened, there was even more movement outside——

Human beings who have never heard such a movement can hardly describe the shock in their hearts. He seems to have come to the Lego Batman concert and is next to the stereo, or the National Security Agency announced that the nuclear bomb will arrive on this island in 30 seconds. Otherwise, it is impossible to explain why the alarm has such a vicious momentum that it will shake people into the ground.

There was a riot in the living room, and no one had seen this fire-fighting posture before, so they jumped up from the sofa and ran around trying to find the location of the alarm and turn it off.

Real Universe Robin has jumped up to the ceiling because the voice is coming from above.

Tim checked the kitchen counter to see where the switch was.The red hood was looking through the hotel customer service number.

Only Lego Jason and Lego Damian were ready to rush into Murphy's room for help.

The moment Murphy opened the door, he bumped into the two of them.

He looked in the direction of the kitchen, and felt that it was not only the center of the battlefield, but also the only pure land in the room——

The smoking oven in front of Batman is the culprit, but he's surprisingly calm, making the smoke alarms seem a little less scary.

But then Murphy saw Master Wayne take out a Batarang from his suit pocket.

not!not!To lose money!

Talking on this occasion is obviously useless, and everyone can't hear the sound other than the alarm.

There was nothing convenient for Murphy. He looked down at Le Damian, grabbed his back collar and threw the child out like a discus.

Le Godomian cooperated tacitly, adjusted the center of gravity in the air, and threw himself on Master Wayne to prevent the bat dart from projecting.

Behind him came Robin's angry shout from the real universe: "What are you doing! Let go of my father!"

But this time everyone came back to their senses, Tim finally found the switch in the room which was actually in an obvious position, and pressed it with a 'snap'.

The smoke alarm blew twice more in a desperate struggle, and finally fell silent like a leak.

Batman tore Lego Godmian off his body, and stepped on the stove to completely turn off the alarm in the top wall cabinet.

He had obviously discovered the source of the sound just now, but the subconscious reaction in an emergency is not so ordinary.

Then he shrugged at Murphy as if nothing had happened: "The hotel does a good job of fire protection. Your friend ordered the kitchen work, and I just followed his instructions."

The voice of Lego Batman sounded immediately: "I asked Alfred, every step was correct...but some materials...substitutes...wait a minute, the signal is not—"

The voice stopped abruptly, and the phone screen dimmed.

Murphy took back his phone and called back.

"The number you dialed is out of service area, please try again later."

Batman in the real universe raised his eyebrows with folded arms: "Did he do it on purpose?"

"Don't doubt yourself." Murphy agreed with him, but chose to defend himself, and took back the phone lightly, "The Justice League is on a business trip, and it's normal for the signal to be poor. What were you doing just now?"

"Lego Batman asked his Alfred to get a recipe from the butler. However, some ingredients were not in the refrigerator, and there were no shops nearby, so we chose some substitutes."

billions of alternatives.

Murphy tried to put it mildly: "Sometimes a car rollover is just a matter of inspiration and drawing inferences from one instance."

Especially for novices in the kitchen, there are often some whimsical ideas and bold practices that ordinary people cannot understand.

Bruce meets his gaze.

——But ingredients with similar names are still edible, so why can’t they be replaced in the kitchen? Is this reasonable?

Murphy: There is usually a reason for the recipes that humans have lived without starving themselves to death.

But he still tried to honor Batman in the real universe, with so many children behind him watching.

However, after thinking about it for a long time, he could only think of an angle that could push the pot: "The smoke alarm in this hotel is really loud."

Red Hood asks, "Shall we order takeout?"

As he said, it is true that you will not die from starvation if you skip a meal. Everyone is a person who comes and goes in the wind and rain, and has a deep understanding of this.

Murphy stood up straight and turned around and asked briefly, "What do you want to eat?"

In the real universe, Damian showed a slightly shocked expression: "Why do you ask that, you want to do it?"

"Almost." Murphy found the familiar feeling of cleaning up the mess, nodded and said, "I know Lego Batman likes to eat lobster baked with cheese."

He paused, seeing the surprised and expectant expressions of the people around him, and then said ruthlessly, "But I won't."

Friends, what unrealistic expectations do you have for a utilitarian who works overtime all the year round, has been single for two lifetimes, regards her job as her wife, and learns only when it is useful?

Not Hannibal's type of food lover.

Murphy opened the refrigerator and took a quick look: "Vegetable falafel and toast with bacon and egg cheese. Unfortunately, the oven can't be used, otherwise you can bake some French fries. There is only one pea steak in the freezer."

No wonder Batman x2 gave up the microwave oven and went to study the oven. We all know that Alfred is British and more than half of the traditional British food can be cooked in the oven. "Who do you want?"

Lego Jason raised his hand behind him: "The oven is broken and most western food can't be cooked, but can't we open the fire to cook some oriental stir-fried dishes? Like scrambled eggs with tomatoes?"

People in the real universe cast their eyes vaguely, and Lego Jason explained to them: "The president cooks home-cooked food very well, but he usually doesn't want to do it."

This is the second common problem of singles with some culinary skills. Unless they love to cook, they are too lazy to cook.

"how do you know?"

"Hey, didn't I tell you? When I ran away from home, I lived in the president's house, but he only cooked for me for three days, and impatiently started ordering takeaway."

"..." I don't know which is more frightening, running away from home, living in the president's house, or cooking with the ruler of Lego City himself.

Lego Batman, are you really not afraid that this guy will come to Wayne Manor Dark Shark with a gasoline can the next day?

Lego Jason’s words had the opposite effect. The president of Lego City closed the refrigerator door and looked back at them coldly. , glowing slightly mixed red and blue light, making the face under the hood look gloomy and murderous.

I will definitely carry the gasoline cans to the fixed-point blasting.

Might as well draw a charred bat-shaped marker next to the manor ruins for the sake of an old friend.