[Comprehensive British and American] Welcome to Lego City

"Are you really angry this morning?" Bruce asked, they were still sitting on the edge of the beach facing two laptops, and the President of Lego City was typing on the keyboard to talk to the IRS, neither happy nor unhappy.

——Originally, it was difficult to see emotional ups and downs in his tightly covered dress, and in the previous Brainiac invasion incident, Lego Brainiac 2 and 3 almost seemed out of place in the spaceship. In fact, he hugged the president's thigh and begged the other party to let him go. In Batman's eyes, the president of Lego City still bargained with him as if nothing had happened. On the spot, their rulers can also stand patiently and wait for them to finish crying, then squat down and talk about the length of the sentence and the amount of fines while stroking the super anti dog's head.

The above passage does not mean that it is normal for Chaofan to beg for forgiveness with tears in his eyes.

But anyway, a person like the President of Lego City is very abnormal because of the obvious threat in Lego Jason's two words.

"No." Murphy was explaining what happened to the IRS, in order to clear the grievance that Batman in the real universe was colluding with the boss of the Lego company and tried to launder money by slandering the Dark Lord of Apocalypse, and said without raising his head, "But Jason... Our Jason over there is very familiar with me, if he doesn't act a little more serious, he won't be obedient."

Two minutes passed, and the IRS was skeptical. Finally, no armed forces with submachine guns boarded the spaceship and rushed to the watchtower to implement the long-arm jurisdiction.

Murphy withdrew his attention from the chat box for a while, and when he turned his head, he found that Batman was looking at him sideways with a complicated and unspeakable expression.

"what happened?"

"I think you know that Lego Batman is my parallel universe peer." Bruce first explained why he asked such a question, and then said, "What is your relationship with him?"

Murphy couldn't help but smacked his lips, still wanting to laugh.

He said: "Let me think about how to start this matter. First of all, Lego Batman should have said that I am friends with him. And for you, this type of friendship should be rare, or hard to imagine. Happened to me."

"I'm neither a superhero nor a supervillain, I've never fought with the Justice League, nor have I been one of their opponents.

I heard that Steve Trevor is the first man to step onto Paradise Island in the real universe, and he is also the director of the Sky Eye Society and the liaison between the Justice League and the government. I should have a similar image in your mind. "

Bruce acquiesced.

Murphy continued: "But when I first met Bruce, it wasn't in that position. The first person I met was Dick, who was just a few days after he became Robin, and Lego Batman is like you Suspected that I had bad intentions. Then a series of things happened, in a nutshell.” He said calmly, “I was hunted down by Lego Batman and the Joker, Dick came to help me halfway, Lego Batman realized I'm a good guy, and together we'll send the Joker back to prison."

Real Universe Batman: "..."

Wait, you say that again?

Is it too simple to generalize?

And the turning point is very blunt!The context of each sentence is basically irrelevant!

"Why are you hunted down?"

Looking back on this matter later, Murphy may have thought that it was too coincidental that he appeared at that time.

So much so that Lego Clown thinks he is Batman's new helper, and Batman thinks he is Lego Clown's accomplice.

But in fact, he was just an innocent passerby, and then on a rainy night, this innocent passerby accidentally bumped into the scene of Lego Joker's big confession to Batman...

That is to say, to establish a relationship, or not, anyway, Lego Joker wants Lego Batman to recognize the unique status of the Joker character in the Batman series.

Murphy explained it to Batman in the real universe in one way or another.

He really didn't want to talk about it, what was the good in knowing them?

He could see through Bruce Wayne's stern exterior that he was full of doubts and pussy-eyed quakes.

Or it could be translated directly: The Joker tries to play a dangerous 'joke' with Batman, forcing him to bow his head in the dark and admit that they both lead to the same goal-

This bloody contest of humanity has happened countless times in history.

So, does Murphy, who described all this like a fairy tale, have good intentions or malicious intentions?

Lego City, my Garden of Eden.

To the sane it looks like the delusions of a hopeless madman.

Murphy didn't intend to expose people's scars, so he slowed down and explained: "The Lego clown is very different from the clown in the real universe, you should have noticed."

Batman in the real universe was noncommittal, and continued to ask: "The Lego Clown said that you and him are also friends."

"This story is much longer, and it won't be finished in a while." Murphy crossed his fingers and ignored the crazy letter from the IRS Didi, "Let's talk about Jason, he became Robin and ran away from home. It's been a few years. I've been busy repairing the presidential palace and researching something new, and I haven't been to a Batman-hosted banquet for a long time.

Even the participation is of a relatively strong business nature, so he has never met me, and he doesn't know that Bruce and I are good friends. "

Is it time to make complaints about the president of Lego City and even repair the presidential palace by himself?

"Then Bruce contacted me suddenly one day, saying that his Robin ran away from home because of his addiction to online games. Of course, there are also complicated family communication issues."

Murphy waved his hand, "It's not just as simple as Batman unplugging the network cable. He asked me if I have time to find Jason and take him home for a few days..."

In the resort hotel, a few children who heard that the cat was playing games in the room got together and listened attentively to the sound coming from the bug.

"He brought you home just like that?" Red Hood asked, frowning. "Did he know Bruce was equal to Batman then? Is your president so easy to talk to?"

"Shhh, listen later, I don't know." Lego Jason said, "I didn't know that the two of them knew each other at the time."

In the bug, Batman asked: "You agreed?"

"I didn't," Murphy said.

Sure enough, the cold and ruthless society is the real side of the world.

"I was busy at the time." On the beach, Murphy poured himself a small glass of cocktail with ice cubes, and shook it carelessly, "and he wasn't worried that Jason would be in danger, because the kid who encountered difficulties Bruce will find and fix things earlier than he can fix them.

He just lacks a bridge, a person who seems to be irrelevant to the whole incident, but who actually understands the whole picture, intervenes, calmly figure out what the young man is thinking——

Only in this way will Jason at that age not feel that I am a monitor or a discipline person sent by his father, which will further deteriorate the relationship between them. "

"I don't think he thought of it himself." Murphy thought for a while, and added, "I have a good relationship with Alfred, and he should be the one who made the suggestion."

Is your superpower social?

What a joke, isn't it just to catch a sheep's wool by brushing favorability?

That doesn't conform to the principle of maximizing efficiency. Murphy is a capitalist who doesn't want to waste any resources. Of course, he won't ignore other people around him.

"This is the first time I have been involved in their family affairs. Neither Bruce nor I are used to it, so I turned him down. I don't think I have to take this kind of risk."

Bruce noticed that Murphy was looking down at the bug attached to the beach ball on the slanted hind foot, which they both had noticed earlier, which made him unsure whether what the president of Lego City said earlier was true, or if it was true. For the kids?

"But you know, he loves him." Murphy winked at him, even though he knew he couldn't see, and said, "So Batman said to me, don't bother, just keep Jason where he can see. It was a little easier than studying teenage psychology, so I said yes, and I took home the boy who was on the street and almost joined the clown gang for a living, and pretended not to know who he was or who Batman was.

Until Bruce found that opportunity—the opportunity to let the red hood go home, they cooperated in a game, defeated the villain, explained the misunderstanding, everyone was happy, and I finally didn't have to ask someone to clean my guest room every day, it was as simple as that. "

It's not easy at all.

The real-world Gotham Knight thought.The president of LEGO City and LEGO Batman are closer than he ever imagined—

So much so that the president and even Aiwu and Udi are willing to describe a light-hearted story about misunderstanding and love here.

He tried not to think about what Murphy was implying about the real universe, nodded silently, went to the side and poured himself a glass of plain water, and knocked on the edge of Murphy's cocktail: "Respect for friendship."

Murphy clinked glasses with him: "To freedom."

Lego Godmian whispered to Lego Jason: "What Murphy said is not true. He and my father had a very good relationship at that time. Batman said that he was invited to dinner afterwards, and then you lived in the presidential palace.

But it's true that he's busy and a little impatient, so that afterward Alfred cooks the meal and airlifts it to your place. "

LEGO Jason: "How did you know that!"

"I thought you were dead!" said Lego Gomian and felt ashamed, "I saw the conversation between my father and the president, and I knew they were friends. So I went to him for a while, uh, mourning you .”

LEGO Jason stared at him, LEGO Damian stared back unflinchingly.

"Later when I saw you coming home, of course I went to ask what was going on, in order to prevent someone from lying and ask all the relevant people around to piece together the answer."

As expected of the biological son of the world's number one detective.

Lego Jason squatted in the corner with his face covered, motionless.

On the other hand, I heard that 'I' once ran away from home because of unplugging the network cable, and my friend who didn't recognize the old bat almost fell into the red hood who joined the clown gang and wanted to go over and squat with him covering his face.

Behind them are the half-closed windows and the curtains blown by the sea breeze, and in the distance is the fine, golden sandy beach under the afternoon sun, and the blue sea water with white foam is constantly washing up, like the goddess of the earth dancing her skirt put.

This place seems to be another country. The long singing of gulls accompanied by the crash of the sea tide sings the past that is difficult to distinguish between right and wrong into a gentle fairy tale.

Facts have proved that there are no fairy tales in this world, even if the storyteller is the owner of a 1.5 toy company.

Murphy gulped down the cocktail—his cloak doesn't affect diet or wear out, Boo Boo's algorithm is awesome—

Then he said to Batman: "The IRS must go to the watchtower, Batman, they now suspect that we are a gang. Would you mind being investigated in the next few days?"

"You can also refuse, but they seem to really plan to issue a subpoena to Darkseid through the newly opened 'Earth-Apocalypse' express line."

Bruce: "In other words, the IRS thinks that you are either collaborating with the enemy Apocalypse, or trying to launder money and unite with the Justice League?"

Murphy looked at him sternly, and the goblets he had just touched were still on the table in front of them: "Yes. In order to create a powerful engine for the common development and prosperity of the two universes, and tighten the cooperation between the righteous and A common bond, I am afraid this matter can only be resolved by you."

Has a new round of pushing the pot started again?

You don't want to play the emotional card here for so long just to drag Zhenglian into the water and help you solve the tax bureau.

Batman thinks that the president of Lego City is not such a person, and it seems to be such a person.

He was in a trance for a while, and almost couldn't get out of the warm atmosphere created by this guy just now, and then they frowned almost at the same time and looked down at the electronic equipment at hand.

People who have been on the verge of danger all year round can always have a premonition of ominous developments.

Just a few seconds ago, the electronic signal on the island was cut off.

And here is more than 60 kilometers away from the east coast of the United States. It takes more than an hour to take a speedboat, and the helicopter can be faster, provided that they can contact the outside world.

The address was chosen by Murphy, the money was paid by the Lego company, and the cleanup on the island was done by the government.

Although the president of Lego City, who appeared in front of people for the first time, made it clear that he just took his children on vacation (in fact, to watch the children do their homework) and would go back soon, a few relevant departments with a high enough level of authority to know the existence of Lego City still played 12 With great spirit, he tried to analyze the real purpose of action and political stance of the ruler of the universe next door from various angles.

They were so serious that when the signal on the island was cut off, it wasn't Murphy and Batman who panicked the most, but the official people who wanted to figure out what happened because the Sky Eye Society and the Justice League couldn't intervene.

Layer after layer of vague orders were conveyed, causing everyone involved in the incident to be at a loss and at a loss.

For example, the IRS is jumping feet.Even their upper-middle-level executives did not know that LEGO is a branch of a parallel universe, and suddenly they received a series of questions from the bosses of the parallel department: "You didn't assassinate their big boss just because you suspected LEGO of tax evasion. ? No?! If not, contact the rescue immediately!! Otherwise, the blame will definitely fall on you!"

Another example is that today is the premiere day of LEGO, and several newspapers that disregard professional ethics and just want to be a party headline to catch people's attention have started to compile articles, trying to fabricate a wave of such as "Lego's publicity is a waste of public resources." Rumors such as "the plot of the big movie is low-level and the urine is frequent", "revealing the identity of the chairman of Lex Group as a criminal implying the government's inaction", "entertaining the super villain and reducing public vigilance" and other similar rumors were not long after they were released. He was imprisoned at home by unknown people, and lost his personal freedom for the next ten hours...

Restricted by the confidentiality policy, the unexplained chaos lasted for a long time.

From the IRS executives down to the tabloid bosses, everyone felt angry and wronged: Who is standing behind the Lego company? Isn’t it a little too rampant?