[Comprehensive British and American] Welcome to Lego City

There is only one day left until the day of Brainiac's trial.

Murphy said to the Lego Clown: "Come here."

"Really?" Akamri burst into cheers.The Lego clown threw down the half-digged fork in his hand to escape from the tunnel, kicked the toilet that had been removed and exposed the tunnel opening on the wall back to its original position, and said affectionately while holding the railing, "What made you change your mind?"

"Aren't you avoiding me in jailbreak now? Where did you get the fork?"

Lego clown stuck his fork into the sink, regardless of whether it would cause clogging: "It's a gift from nature."

What you snatched from the guards is also called a gift of nature. Why don't you go to the seagull and order French fries at the port?

Murphy backhanded a report, and said to the clown in the background sound of gongs, drums and sirens:

"I went to see Brainiac. He should have nothing to do with Luthor. But just yesterday, I suddenly realized that the second Tuesday in November this year is the presidential election day. The probability that Luthor will not run for president It is as small as the probability that you will not escape for half a month, so I think he will definitely cooperate with a certain candidate."

"I think so too!" Panting Lego Clown, he was running away from the guards with his head in his arms, and the two masons behind him knelt down beside him and poured cement to fill the hole, "So how can I help?"

"Not really, I just think you are better at communicating with senior government officials."

The Lego Clown showed a shocked expression in his busy schedule: "Why do you think so?!"

"You've appeared in Batman movies six times. You can't never bribe the government?"

It's been a long time, and Murphy doesn't quite remember what these movies talked about.

"Just say if you can find a way to find out who is working with Lego Luthor, or I'll hang up. I have a company meeting in the afternoon, and I'm going to treat Black Widow to dinner tonight. Get up early tomorrow, Brainiac The incident is in court."

"Hahaha I can." The Lego Clown said decisively, "Leave it to me, Murphy."

Murphy raised his hand to make a stop gesture. Except for the mason who was still working hard in Lego City Prison, all the guards following the clown stopped and returned to their posts.

The Lego clown was so tired that he sat on the ground and gasped for breath, complaining: "I heard that strenuous exercise after a meal is not good for your health. I just finished eating pasta with tomato sauce at noon, and now my mouth is full of sour taste."

"Then come back after you finish rinsing your mouth. Di—" The phone was hung up.

"The cold rain slapped my face indiscriminately." The Lego Clown stood up and said to the bad policeman who was leading the way, "Hey, how can I make his attitude better? Next time if I'm busy When he escaped from prison, he just pretended not to hear Murphy's call? Will he be more angry?"

"I don't know." The bad policeman was expressionless.

"Give me some advice. I heard that your neighbor's daughter is three years old and is studying at Trinity Kindergarten in Gotham City."

"I only know that his/her partner will be angry when someone doesn't answer the phone while playing games, and Mr. President will extend your sentence when you fail to complete the task. Use this to threaten other people, clown."

"That makes sense! Thank you for your suggestion!" Lego Clown said happily, "Why didn't I think that I could directly threaten senior government officials in the real universe? Seriously, Mr. Bad Cop, your nickname fully matches your excellence way of thinking, otherwise we together..."

He couldn't finish the second half of the evil invitation, and was violently pushed into the projection machine used by Lego Jason and Damian by the bad police, and the hatch was slammed shut.

When Le Godomian was there before, the main task of children was to do their homework, and Murphy was not Batman. Hiring child labor was not only illegal, but also violated the moral code deep in his heart.

So LEGO Damian had a happy holiday in the real universe, saying 'I want to come next time'.

Murphy doesn't have any psychological burden on using the Lego clown, not to mention that Lego Luthor is half of the credit for running into the real universe.

As soon as the Lego clown's feet hit the ground, his eyes widened again and he was shocked: "What is this?"

"The document you are going to approve tonight."

When Murphy spoke, his hands hadn't left the keyboard.

"I said that I have an entertainment. Natasha said a long time ago that she would invite me to dinner. No matter whether she is sincere or polite, I should invite this meal back.

The stack on your left is the materials that LEGO needs to prepare in court tomorrow, and there is still a little left to be sorted out.The one on the right can be put back, and the one mentioned in it is related to the "Lego game". "

The Lego Clown can't contain his damn curiosity.

He knew it was best not to say anything or cry on the spot at this time to avoid increasing his workload, but he couldn't help asking: "Why? But I haven't heard of any studio in Lego City taking over the game production. The mission is over, are you going to find someone in the real universe this time?"

"Because this thing is purely a new folder, used to fool Luthor—the one in the real universe—to invest money in the company.

He didn't know what was wrong with his brain two days ago, and he beat around the bush and asked me if I needed funds on Skype, so I had to make up one for him now, in order to make Boo Boo pass Chaoying across Lego City The video I took at that time was randomly edited and posted on the Internet. "

"Then what if other people start squatting for sale?"

Murphy took it for granted: "Isn't it a common thing in the world to skip tickets before the release?"

It would be unreasonable for Mr. President not to earn money.The Lego clown fumbled through the files, feeling that his brain, which had become more energetic after suffering from mental illness, was starting to stagnate. He waited for Murphy to raise his hand to drink water, and asked in a sweet tone while holding his throat. He said, "Dear Murphy, what if I can't finish the stack on the left?"

Murphy also said kindly: "Then we may have to break up our friendship in stages."

"Is there still time for me to go back to Arkham?"

"We don't support seven-day unreasonable refunds here." Murphy closed his laptop, stood up and began to put on his coat, "I'm going out, I don't know what time I'll be back, you should take a good rest, just finish sorting out the materials before tomorrow morning, what's wrong If you know something, you can ask Boo Boo."

The Lego Clown automatically translated the last sentence into: "With my artificial intelligence watching, don't make trouble."

He collapsed into a colorful human-shaped tapestry on the sofa, and watched Murphy open the door and walk to the garage.

When Murphy walked away, the last hope of hearing "the entertainment is cancelled, I will do the work myself" also disappeared.

The Lego clown turned on the TV and stared at the eight o'clock series for a while, then switched to the news channel.

At first, Batman gave a speech as one of the spokespersons of Zhenglian, then it was the boring and nonsense international situation, and finally it became the canvassing stage of the presidential election in mid-November. I shouted and shouted the slogan with great joy.

This part of the content has something to do with the purpose of the Lego Clown. He reluctantly ignored the mountain of unorganized documents and read it carefully for a while. He always felt that any of them might be related to Lego Luthor.

Half an hour passed in the blink of an eye, and the Lego clown was still slumped on the sofa.

Bubu reminded him: "There are less than fifteen hours until eight o'clock tomorrow morning."

The Lego Joker trudged over to his desk and sat down.

At this time, the sun was about to set, and Murphy had already met the Black Widow.One of them is a handsome blond guy and the other is a red-haired beauty. They have outstanding temperament and have an aura of [-] meters tall. They are the focus of the crowd wherever they go.

Murphy got out of the car first to help Natasara open the door and made an invitation gesture. Behind him was a well-known high-end business restaurant in New York.

Another 10 minutes.

LEGO Joker: "I want to go to the toilet, I miss the toilet in Arkham Cell."

Boob: "There are still fourteen hours until eight o'clock tomorrow morning."

"Help!!"

On the other side, Murphy and the black widow began to order food while talking about the weather.

After another half an hour, Lego Clown's green hair was curled into a bird's nest, and the pen in his hand was about to be broken by him.

There's never been a time like this when everyone who sees the Joker doesn't suspect that he's not mentally ill at all.

The ex-convict in Gotham who is now a worker at Lego company asked his soul: "Why do you want to work?"

"Mr. Murphy never asked me that question."

"Murphy is a god!!" The Lego clown rolled around on the carpet in pain, "For another question, why do I have a mental illness certificate and still work after being locked up in Arkham? Is this legal? I can't find a few Normal people come to work...wait."

He suddenly sat up in a flash of inspiration, the corners of his bright red mouth turned up, and he said excitedly: "Hahaha, this is it! I can let someone else work for me!"

Bubu immediately became vigilant: "Don't move around! Raise your hands! I'm going to tell Murphy!"

"I haven't done anything yet, you can listen to my thoughts first."

The Lego Clown protested, taking his clothes and trying to wipe the lipstick off the carpet.

"Didn't Murphy ask me to figure out where Lego Luthor was? Believe me, I know that bald guy very well, hahaha, he has a very boring little obsession.

Either play stealth behind Superman in the real universe, or want a piece of the presidential campaign.

If you want to know who he is working with, just ask all the popular candidates participating in this election~”

"Give it up. The lipstick stain on the carpet can't be wiped clean. So?"

The Lego Clown sat down on the lipstick marks to cover up the marks, and said like a nursery rhyme: "So I can take this dozen files and knock on their doors one by one at night, and ask any disobedient children who have seen A bald head that looks a bit like one of the presidential candidates, and what they think of the job I have in my hands."

As an artificial intelligence, Boo Boo doesn't let go of any options that can improve efficiency.

It fell into deep thought and quickly analyzed the pros and cons: "But this document is for Lego to use in court tomorrow. How do you prevent the company from being approached by these people in the future?"

The Lego Clown dragged his voice: "Did Harley in the real universe join a special force called Task Force X? Then she is considered a member of the Sky Eye Society. I can also announce that I am from Task Force Y, or you Call it Task Force Omega, or whatever."

"We want this document to be resolved in favor of LEGO City."

"It means that the Tianyan Society is divided into two parties with clear banners, one is anti-Lego and the other is for Lego."

In short, don't ask, asking is political struggle.

"The last question, why do you make them obedient?"

The Lego Clown said happily: "Isn't this my old profession? I am the best at making people obedient. Plead for me and Murphy, and I promise not to reveal any traces, and no one will think of our Lego City."

"But in the real universe, you haven't escaped from prison. If two clowns appear in front of people at the same time, you will be exposed immediately." Boob said sympathetically, "Mr. Murphy will never agree."

The Lego Joker turned around and checked Google for local Gotham news.

After two seconds.

"Look, the real universe clown has escaped from prison, this is a godsend opportunity—"

How could there be such a coincidence! !God, why are you helping the clown to make trouble!

Boo Boo also went to search for news, and even took a risky detour to Batman's network to take a look at it from a distance, and found that the Joker in the real universe had actually escaped from prison, and Batman and the Gotham Police Department were in a state of desperation.

As the Lego clown said, this moment is indeed a godsend opportunity. It is reasonable for a psychopath to go to the homes of various presidential candidates to set off firecrackers in the middle of the night, right?

Bubu was almost moved by the heaven's preference.In any case, it has no entity, and it can't stop a pretentious clown, so it can only hurry up and send Murphy a message.

Murphy is eating.The resplendent restaurant, the hazy light that prevents you from seeing the faces of the people around you, the precious food is highlighted by the small amount, the top-notch wine that can’t be tasted differently, the wheel topic that is repeated for politeness...

In this money-filled atmosphere, Murphy glanced at his phone, then looked again, and then opened the browser to search Gotham news.

Natasha asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing, I just heard that the clown has escaped from prison again." Murphy quickly buckled up his phone and said briefly, "I'm afraid Batman will have to work hard tonight."

Hard work Batman, tomorrow you will hear that the Joker has kidnapped five presidential candidates as tools for him to complete his work.

Is this the way you treat the person you say you 'hate' the most, Lego Clown, what a crime.