[Comprehensive British and American] Welcome to Lego City

Murphy stayed up all night.

Black Widow said goodbye to him in a hurry, but they actually talked about something serious during the meal——

Natasha said that a lair left by the Illuminati was found on the permafrost in Russia, and asked Murphy if he was interested in going to see it together.

Even if the topic was spoken in the black widow's eloquence, it seemed a bit abrupt. Murphy paused for a while before asking:

"Are you inviting me or the President of Lego City?"

"Is there a difference?" The red-haired woman smiled beautifully and mysteriously under the light, "You may be his most trusted subordinate."

Murphy didn't care about her little temptation, and only said, "He won't show up anytime soon."

"Because of what..." Natasha quickly came to her senses, "Because of our presidential election?"

"That's right." Murphy said bluntly, "Plus you haven't fished out the world of war from the Atlantic Ocean yet, so it's not appropriate."

"I'm inviting him as well as you." Black Widow said, "I grew up in Russia, where the scenery and food are very different from the United States. You should be a person who loves to travel, don't you have any interest?"

Murphy laughed: "You know?"

"I heard that when you stayed in Gotham, Metropolis and New York for work, you visited famous nearby attractions."

"Indeed, there is a difference between what I see with my own eyes and what I hear on paper. But I don't have many opportunities to deal with the Illuminati, so I have to think about it during my trip to Russia."

"Of course, you have plenty of time, just make a decision before the end of October and let me know."

The meal ended at [-] o'clock in the middle of the night. Facing the cold night wind, Murphy first asked Boo Boo to locate the New York Police Department's action force, and he was relieved that he didn't need to go to the sewer to rescue the lost policeman who was coaxed by the clown.

Then he texted Lego Clown back, asking him how things were going, and at the same time drove to the other party's location.

At this time, several candidates kidnapped by the Lego Clown hadn't finished their homework, and they were writing hard under the threat of a dead line.

Murphy isn't like Lego the Joker.

The clown forcibly confiscated street vehicles, and could ignore the begging tears of the owner holding the driver's license and run five red lights in a row.

In order not to have his driver's license revoked, Murphy obediently obeyed the traffic rules. As a result, at one o'clock in the morning, he ran across mountains and mountains in the suburbs and ran into a Lego clown dragging five sacks and waiting for a taxi on the sidewalk. He felt that it would be a bit of a loss not to do the Premier League.

If a pedestrian bumps into this scene full of Gotham flavor, how long will it take to get out of the psychological shadow.

Have you ever seen the streets of New York at one o'clock in the morning?He parked the car on the side of the road and rolled down the window: "Get in the car."

The Lego clown stretched his neck and took a look, tremblingly holding the rope of the sack: "I can't sit down. You can fit one person in the trunk of your car, three in the back seat, and one in the co-pilot. There is no room for me. But I thought about it a long time ago, so I just called an Uber."

There is no need to consider whose money is spent. Murphy focuses on another question: "Does the driver have a history of heart disease?"

"Who knows?" The Lego Clown is excited, and he will not be sleepy at all. "I put people in your car, you drive away first, and then I sit in one."

Murphy thought, even if the driver was listening to the early morning news broadcast, he might pass by halfway without a heart attack.

He thought about the innocent passers-by, and said to the clown: "You drive my car and send the person back quickly. The relatives are still waiting at the police station. I will stay and wait for Uber."

"Didn't I leave a note saying I was just borrowing their family's brains? There's no need to call the police."

The LEGO clown leaned over, muttering, and moved the sacks in after Murphy got out of the car to make room, and sat down in the driver's seat again. He suddenly remembered something and stopped, "Dear Murphy, you still have your driver's license. How many points?"

Murphy heaved a long sigh: "If you don't run the red light, please restrain yourself a little bit. There is no one on this street. I can ask Boo Boo to help."

"Yeah!" Lego clown cheered, "You know what Murphy, this is what I like about you the most, and it's also the difference between you and bats. But I always feel that being a good person has no future. Before you retire, we Can we have a chance to cooperate once? For example, take the random password of the presidential palace to open the arsenal and use missiles to blow up Wayne Village..."

Murphy slammed the car door shut for him, and waved impatiently: "Hurry up, hurry up. Fasten your seat belt, and I've packed a boxed meal for you in the right drawer. You can eat it when you arrive first."

Although the Lego clown is projected, for the sake of humanity, just like the legendary holographic game will simulate the taste of things for players, the people projected from Lego City also have the ability to chew, taste and decompose food in the real universe.

It's just that you can't get energy from the act of eating. The energy needed for brain activities is provided by the nutrition warehouse in Lego City.

In other words, for the sake of Lego Clown's physical and mental health, and as a reward for helping him work late at night, Murphy brought him a meal for him to taste.

Lego Scandal bit his lip through the car window and showed a weeping expression.

Murphy: "I agree with the five unlucky guys after you kidnapped the car, but I didn't let you call the New York police."

The Lego Clown quickly put away his expression and slammed on the accelerator: "See you my friend!"

At 01:30 in the morning, Murphy waited until the Uber driver who picked up the job late at night.The driver was a typical white man with a beard, and he was quite enthusiastic. As soon as Murphy opened the door, he heard him asking loudly, "Why are you in such a remote place by yourself at such a late hour?"

"Work." Murphy didn't want to talk too much, "Change the destination address."

He said his home address, which had previously been set by the Lego Clown to the door of the kidnapped hapless guy No. 1.

"Okay." Seeing that he had no desire to talk, the driver also closed his mouth and started listening to music.

They returned to the city at two o'clock in the morning.

At around [-]:[-], when they were waiting for a red light on an uninhabited street in the city center, they met the Lego clown who had sent the sacks back and was also waiting for the red light.

Murphy: ...

He saw the Lego clown Xilihulu eating happily with his lunch box.Even though Boo Boo had helped cover up the electronic camera in case passers-by spotted him, the Lego Clown still had a McDonald’s takeout bag with his eyes gouged out on his head.At this time, the bag was half opened, and there was still some sauce from the boxed lunch on it.

At this moment, the Uber driver also glanced casually to the side.

Murphy: ...

He said urgently: "Can you turn down the volume of the music? It's a bit noisy."

"Sorry." The driver turned his head, pressed twice on the touch screen, and accidentally pressed the broadcast button.

The voice of the news anchor came out of the speaker: "New York City residents who are still active late at night, please be careful. Three hours ago, the fugitive clown from Gotham City installed a radioactive bomb in the subway in downtown New York, and the NYPD has not yet received the Gotham authorities. About the arrest of the clown himself..."

Before Murphy could come up with another topic to interrupt the awkward chat, the driver switched the radio to relatively soft light music, the red light finally passed, and the two cars turned in the same direction, but the speed gradually pulled away.

At three o'clock in the morning, Murphy finally stood at the door of his house. The Lego Clown didn't have his garage key, and the garage of the rented house didn't have an automatic lock that could be controlled by Boo Boo. He could only park the car on the side of the road and wait for Murphy to come back.

When Murphy and the driver checked out, he heard him say: "Why do I think this car looks familiar? It seems to be the one I met on the road just now. Is it your car?"

"I lent it to a friend."

"Then why didn't you say hello to your friend just now..." The driver wanted to say something, but suddenly the picture he saw an hour ago came out from the back of his mind. so clear too.

He shivered, took another look at the vehicles parked quietly on the side of the road, and whispered to Murphy, "Go and see if your friend is still alive."

Then, regardless of whether Murphy paid or not, he jumped into the car like a frightened rabbit, and drove away at speed without looking back.

Murphy parked the car and walked in with the Lego Joker at three fifteen.

At [-]:[-], he was about to take a look at which presidential candidate did a better job. Police cars sounded outside the window, and a row of New York Police Department vehicles surrounded his door. Police officers with live ammunition almost rushed in: "NYPD!! Someone Call the police and say there is a casualty here!"

Murphy had to go out and negotiate with them for a while before convincing the nervous policemen to go back and forth after dealing with the dirty bomb in the middle of the night. To cover up the thugs at the scene of the murder, fortunately, another call from Batman rescued him.

At [-]:[-], the New York police officers, who had been guaranteed (?) by the Gotham Police Department, relaxed and went back.

Batman asked him directly if the Lego clown was in the real universe, and what happened tonight, so Murphy created a new term called 'protective kidnapping'——

It means that the LEGO company is not an official member and cannot directly participate, so it can only make a bad move to protect those presidential candidates from real universe clowns.

It has nothing to do with his wanting to use the brains and bodies of these people to do homework.

At 04:30, I don't know if Batman believes it or not. Anyway, Murphy hung up the phone and started to prepare for the sun the next morning.

Brainiac's trial time was at [-]:[-], and he could only roughly check the documents in his hand for errors and omissions, and he had no time to study them carefully.

At 06:30 in the morning, Murphy went out to have breakfast, and came back to ask Lego Joker if he had asked Lego Luthor's whereabouts.

"No. But we also narrowed the scope, right? Either the identity of the people I kidnapped last night was not high enough, Lex didn't like them, or he cooperated with himself in the real universe... By the way, Murphy, Superman didn't meet a stalker, did he?"

"Probably not." Murphy said not very sure.

"It must be that yesterday's sacks were not enough. Shall I talk to Trump or Hillary Clinton?"

"Wake up, don't do unnecessary things."

The Lego Clown was full of regret: "This is much more interesting than Lego City."

Yes, there are so many presidential candidates in Lego City for you to kidnap and play.

Murphy washed his face, changed his clothes, packed up his things, and prepared to go out. This time, he gave Boubo the order: "Level [-] alert, the gate is locked, and not a single fly is allowed to fly out."

Bubu gloated: "Okay!"

Lego clowns are left to perform behind bars in the house.

At the same time, various relevant departments are also rushing to the New York court.The Tianyan Society also received several complaint calls from presidential candidates. One of the highest-status people insisted that a certain senior leader of this government organization whose full name is the "Advanced Super Human Joint Research Group" immediately dismiss class, and claimed that They violate human rights and ignore the law. If the Sky Eye Society is not cleaned up for a day, the future of the United States will still be plunged into darkness.

Tianyanhui: "Are you sure you're not scolding Lego?"

I feel that there is nothing wrong with replacing the subject of this sentence with Lego City!

The member of Sack One who had just stayed up all night sorting out the Lego documents for the clown was furious: "What does this have to do with that toy company that is well-run and has not evaded taxes?! I'm scolding you! Yesterday will be the most disappointing in American history One day, because there are such unscrupulous scum like you in the government for political struggle!"

The Sky Eye Society didn't react at all: "Sir, calm down first, this has nothing to do with us. You said that the person who kidnapped you was a clown? The clown is controlled by the Sky Eye Society? We were behind the escape of Arkham yesterday?"

When did this happen?Why don't they even know their own people?

But there is one thing to say, the Tianyan Society is not completely unable to do this, so when I was accused, I couldn't help but reflect on myself with a guilty conscience and push the blame reflexively.

Sack No. [-] calmed down slightly: "Who else could it be if it wasn't you? I have to get a result."

So under the pressure of many parties, the word "protective kidnapping" soon appeared on the table of the top executives of the Sky Eye Society.

Director Steve Trevor: "..."

Hair, why are you getting less and less.

Why are you getting more and more wrinkles?

Sure enough, no work is easy to do.

Amanda was so angry that she almost went to Murphy for a duel: "I don't care how they 'protectively kidnapped' in order not to expose Lego City, what is the reason for saying that the Sky Eye will instigate behind it?!"

"However, it was decided at our meeting not to expose the parallel universe to the public, and Lego City has indeed saved people in this matter despite its flawed methods."

"So the responsibility must be taken by us now?"

Amanda sighed and the anger dissipated a little, and she was tired and didn't want to entangle her, so I will talk about it later when I have a chance.

"'Protective kidnapping', huh, that's a good word... I'm going to think about how to communicate with these candidates, and let them believe that there is a reason why the Sky Eye will order the 'real universe clown' to kidnap them, and the internal struggle is even more fictional. "

I have to find a way to make up another villain and put the blame on him. Who should I choose?

"Thank you for your hard work. It may be a credit for handling it well." Trevor said sympathetically, "but if it is not handled well, one of us will stand behind Brainiac in court."

Amanda: "..."

Absolutely!

All in all, chaotic nights and early mornings, everyone in court, including Brainiac, looked haggard, overwhelmed by the burdens of life.

Only the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. ate and slept well, walked to Murphy easily, flipped through the documents, and asked in bewilderment:

"Why does it feel like this article was written by several people? It hasn't even been polished?"

Isn't this your college group assignment?

Murphy was also a little discouraged, and his voice was flat: "Which paragraph do you think is better written?"

Time to Investigate the Work of the Presidential Candidates!

Fury had an intuition that this was a trap question, but he didn't know why.