[Comprehensive British and American] Welcome to Lego City

Natasha: "I thought it had nothing to do with Lego City this time."

Murphy: "..."

I thought so too.

Seeing that he was silent, Natasha changed the subject in a considerate manner, frowned slightly and looked at the open window that was blowing in the cold air and said, "It's a pity that Luther escaped. If you can't find out before the general election in early November Evidence of his cooperation with Hydra puts him in trouble for the White House."

Bubu whispered: "I have evidence! I took a photo!" It was taken when the firewall of the Red House was breached. I said that Dreykov was very reluctant to die, and Bubu only had time to take a picture with the camera in the corner. , he found something was wrong and cut off the power of the device.

But Drykov mistook the intruders for coming from outside.He was so confident in his mind-controlling potion that he ignored the possibility of his subordinates' betrayal.

So when the Black Widow and the others escorted Murphy to the office, Drakov barely prepared himself.

Bubu admired the photos with a clear angle, and commented on the three people with different thoughts in the picture: "It has the taste of "The Last Supper", but it's a pity that Dreykov, who is Jesus here, is a bit strong and bald. .”

Murphy thought for a moment, and the black widow looked over keenly.

"I have a photo with a bad angle in my hand. It may not be useful to take it to court, but you can also try it."

"Are you..." Black Widow thought for a while, "Do you have an artificial intelligence? The plane that imitated the master before was also summoned by it?"

But she remembered that Tony said that the president of Lego City was very stingy, and only equipped their company subordinates with an artificial mentally handicapped navigator, and he had a unique style when telling cold jokes.

"You mean boob?"

Murphy remembered that he had mentioned it at the dinner table with Iron Man in the real universe.At that time, Boo Boo also greeted the real universe Friday, and coaxed the little friends with "I'm fine, thank you. And you?"

Black Widow also knows this name, after all, it is all key information related to Lego City.She nodded: "Is it it?"

"It's me!" Bubu said cheerfully at Murphy's gesture.Natasha noticed that the moment Boob opened his mouth, Lego Luthor couldn't help but put on a mask of pain.

"Good evening, Ms. Romanov, nice to meet you!"

Isn't that pretty clever?Natasha said, "Hello, Boob. Have you met Friday? She's Iron Man's artificial intelligence. You can send her the pictures we need."

Bubu: "Okay, okay."

After finishing her business, the black widow went back to check if there were any missing clues in the office, but she was stunned again when she heard the sound: "What's wrong?"

Murphy checked it: "It's stuck."

"what?"

"stuck."

Murphy pointed to the screen of his mobile phone, and there was a blue circle on it that was constantly spinning.

Ten seconds passed, and before Boubo spoke, Natasha changed her posture and waited patiently for a moment, and half a minute later, the blue circle was still spinning.

Natasha: "..."

She hesitated to speak as she watched Murphy turn off the phone and restart it. This time Boo Boo's voice was much smoother: "There are 3.5M files in total and need to be sent to 11183—"

Its sound stopped abruptly.

Natasha clenched her hand on the table. Is 11183 followed by seconds or minutes?

No matter which one it is, it's outrageous. How did Kacheng steal the plane that imitated the master? !

Murphy put the phone in his pocket: "It won't forget, just wait."

Anxiety appeared on Natasha's face: "You go back and get the computer and send me an email?"

Murphy's expression was calm, and he didn't see anything unusual: "It's okay."

As an artificial intelligence, Boob is becoming more and more doggy, and it is absolutely inseparable from the inaction of the President of Lego City.

"Who developed Boo Boo?" Yelena couldn't help asking next to her.In fact, she wants to ask, how long has the programmer responsible for optimizing the memory usage been wandering on the streets?

Are you starving?No other meaning, mainly out of humanitarian concerns.

Murphy turned to look at Lego Luthor.

Suddenly, Natasha also looked at Lego Luthor.

Lego Luthor: ...

He said in his heart that the Lex Group did participate in part of the program development, but this rubbish artificial intelligence has nothing to do with the president, contrary to the president, and one stupid trick every day has absolutely nothing to do with him!

If the robot that played Brainiac in the LEGO movie, Lego Luthor is willing to show the world that it was made by Lex, something like Boob, even if it is his own, he will have to publish it in the newspaper overnight Sever the relationship between father and son!

His resistance is so obvious, as if every unscrupulous boss wants to express a little bit of superficial regret and sympathy when facing customer complaints after cutting corners, and then inevitably exasperated: "It has nothing to do with me! Our group only makes hardware!"

Yelena and Black Widow politely turned to work.

I don't believe it at all.

Lego Luthor started looking for time machines or through doors.Where is Lego City?I want to go back to Lego City!

Before parting, Natasha thought of another thing: "Lego Luthor said, what does it mean that Luthor in the real universe will never be elected?"

However, at this time Lego Luthor was already broken, and only sneered in the face of this question.

He looks no different from Luthor in the real universe now, so he is very annoying.The black widow paused and said, "No matter what you do, the beneficiary will not be you."

The three-headed Lego clown gloated in Murphy's pocket: "Hahaha, you deserve it! If I had been called earlier, the Avengers League and the Zhenglian League might have been torn apart by now.

Actually, I have an idea, like targeting that Kryptonian in Metropolis... what are you doing, bat! !Don't hit me on the head! "

"We will take care of it." Murphy said, his face was a little tired, which was caused by a busy day and a cold: "If there is anything that needs cooperation and help, please contact me later."

Getting along these few days is at least a comrade-in-arms relationship that relies on each other, and Natasha can't say anything mercilessly about Lego City being suspicious.She relaxed temporarily and smiled, "You pay attention to rest. How do you go back?"

The plane of the imitator, along with the imitator himself, was to be sent to S.H.I.E.L.D. for follow-up investigation.

Murphy didn't plan to participate in the arrangement between the Soviet captain and the Iron Lady, because it was the Black Widow's business after all.

He took out his mobile phone again: "Let me check the ticket... It's not finished yet, Boo Boo?!"

No, you're acting a little too much, right?What is the internet speed in Yemen?

The boss of a big company who just brought down the power of Hydra couldn't even open the app for buying air tickets. Yelena choked and coughed non-stop, and almost suspected that there was something wrong with her English comprehension. Natasha originally wanted to let SHIELD The plane from the bureau came to pick him up, and he was afraid that Murphy would have concerns, thinking that this was an excuse for them to detain Lego Luthor with him, and after a while he said dryly: "I'll also check the ticket."

Is buying airline tickets in person the new fad?

Yelena was a little dazed, and muttered in Russian in order to do as the Romans do and not make any mistakes: "Here I am, I just changed my mobile phone."

In the end, before Yelena figured out how many business class seats she should book, and how to buy a ticket for an undocumented person like Lego Luthor without a passport, everyone heard the sound of the plane landing on the tarmac and turning off.

Yelena looked up through the window of the main control room, and happened to see the smooth and graceful tail lines and the low-key and luxurious jet black coating of the newly arrived aircraft.

Just, a little familiar.

Three seconds later, she was shocked and said, "Isn't this a bat machine?! When did it come here?"

Lego Batman pushed down Lego Clown's head, stepped on his shoulders and snapped his fingers: "It's me. I let it fly over when we crossed the Russian border, yes I am Thank you for such a thoughtful person."

Natasha's eyes sharpened: "Is this your Batmachine, or another Batman's?"

Murphy rubbed his temples with a headache.He knew that the plane must belong to Batman in the real universe, and the question was: "How do you know his password?"

Lego Batman has remotely controlled the bat machine to open the hatch: "I guess, anyway, there are only a few." He looked up at Murphy, "It's all here, don't you come up?"

Murphy condemned the behavior, but was physically honest.Even he doesn't always have the opportunity to sit in the pilot's seat of the Batmachine!What's more, in the real universe, it feels completely different from what I spelled out!

Natasha watched the people who were still buying tickets leave first: ...

The real universe Batman didn't follow?How did he feel when he saw his plane voluntarily leaving home?

Gotham City Batcave, Robin Damian just finished training with a towel around his neck, and now sits in front of the empty tarmac with his chin in the pose of a thinker.Alfred who got the news stood beside him silently.

As we all know, except for Damian who is still young, every Robin will change his code name and go out to work alone after his wings grow hard.

Now this trend seems to be spreading to the inanimate objects of bats.

Even though he knew that only Lego City peers could pry into his plane and the alarm was not triggered, Damian still stayed in front of the dinosaurs and coins in the Batcave for a while after dinner before going out with his family members.Ye Yi passing by asked him, "What are you looking at?"

Damian: "..."

Alfred said quietly: "Master Damian is probably thinking, when will it be the turn of these two things to run away from home. To be honest, I quite like them, and I hope that such a future will come later."

Behind him was Batman who was about to put on his uniform: ?

The next day, the consultant of Real Universe Zhenglian picked up his plane from Lego City.

Murphy did not meet with him for various reasons, and the reason given was that he was recuperating from a bad cold.

For this reason, Batman also asked Lego employees a few words.Ordinary people don’t know what’s going on in Russia, they just think the boss is there for business negotiation, and they say with sympathy: “Yes, Mr. Murphy didn’t come to work today... I heard that the fever is quite serious. Why do you have a cold? It's snowed for two days, and it's October!"

"It's almost November," Batman said.

"That's an exaggeration. The temperature dropped in the past two days, and many people in our office got seasonal flu. It's normal for Mr. Murphy to catch a cold if he wears less clothes and walks in the snow."

The employees are New Yorkers, not influenced by the dark atmosphere of Gotham, and not afraid of Batman's cold face.

He took out his mobile phone and opened Facebook to show Batman the photo of Murphy's homepage: "But I'm quite envious. The boss can barbecue in the wild and build a snowman after work."

Batman:  …

He recognized the photo as the unrecognizable corner of a Russian prison after the bombing, the 'Barbecue' as the wreckage of a crashed helicopter, and the Yeti as a master impersonator caught in a snowstorm by Black Widow.

The angles of the photos have been carefully selected, and the cruel confrontation in the bad weather is completely invisible. Instead, there is a kind of vitality of all things growing on the ice sheet.

At this time, he had already firmly believed in his heart that Morpeth Murphy was equal to the President of Lego City.

In particular, the Black Widow said that Murphy would not die, and he also witnessed the president of Lego City being beheaded by Ms. Siwa and surviving the artillery fire of the war world.

In fact, if Murphy was here, he could tell him that this was originally a characteristic of Lego City.

Batman is under-sample, and it's easy to conclude that this is something special about Murphy.

It can be regarded as a crooked attack.

but--

This is equivalent to admitting that the President of Lego City is a person who will have the time to take pictures and post on Moments after the fight between Russia and the Red House Killer, but has no time to change clothes so that he has a bad cold;

He is also a person who obviously has the means to manufacture vehicles on the spot but insists on pretending to be a civil servant, who often appears in major events, habitually looks innocent, and finally pries his bat machine away.

Of course, a bad cold may also be false.It's understandable that the president of Lego City doesn't want to appear in front of people after Lego Luthor has caused such a big incident.

It may be true that he likes to travel and take pictures—the average person can’t bear the overtime work of Mr. President. The president of Lego City is not an ordinary person, but it’s normal to have some personal hobbies.

Then Batman thought of the legendary artificial intelligence.He didn't meet Boubo, only Iron Man and Black Widow came to the same conclusion: they don't look very smart, but they might be pretending.

Black Widow also commented: Lego Luthor who made it doesn't look very smart, and it may also be pretending.

I'm afraid that the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. will ask his subordinates to write an ideological and moral report on the day he gets the news, denouncing Lego City's unhealthy atmosphere.

Batman didn't share his speculation with anyone.

The time gradually came to November. After the general election, Batman thought that his feelings about the real identity of Lego City President were similar to the mood when everyone heard that Hillary called Trump to admit defeat in the early morning of the 11th.

At the moment when the current real estate businessman was confirmed to be in the White House, Superman said that he heard the sound of Luthor slamming the table in the real universe, accompanied by an unbelievable question: "How could I have fewer votes than him?! Are people blind?"

However, as long as you follow the clues to investigate, you will find that Luthor's failure is inevitable——

Because his Lego City peers helped the real estate agent at a critical moment.

Lego Luthor never thought of working for himself in the parallel universe, just like Luthor in the real universe thought he knew him, and he also thought he knew Luthor in the real universe.

He thought very well, either spend a few years training his team to take the lead, or find a puppet that can be controlled and stay behind the scenes to become the actual power holder.

As a result, the business collapsed in the middle of the business, and now I am packing my bags and going back to Lego City.

But his efforts left a profound impact on the real universe.

For example, after the former real estate businessman became the president, he made the voice of 'no one knows Lego City better than me'.

So the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. doubted his life in the office every day, and from time to time he took out the "Presidential Candidate Group Assignment Selection" that Murphy gave him to look through, deeply worried about the future of the United States.

Another example is that in the real universe, Luthor firmly opposes the "lego city theory of mental retardation" and is a staunch supporter of "the theory of all LEGO members pretending to be pigs and eating tigers".

Because if it is admitted that the artificial intelligence Boob is mentally retarded, it means that the producer Lego Luthor has something wrong, and the real universe Luthor who lost to Lego Luthor in the election, well, can't think deeply.

Only Fury, holding his homework book, suspects that the truth is that there is no one in the real universe who can fight. This year's general election is purely pecking at each other, and Lego City may be the biggest winner.

Batman, who had a rare team spirit and wanted to share his analysis results with everyone, swallowed what he wanted to say.

Forget it, there is no evidence anyway, so I'd better investigate it myself first, and talk about it later when I have a chance.