[Comprehensive British and American] Welcome to Lego City

Thanks to the unknown person who intends to assassinate the president, the security of the city is much better tonight than before. Police cars and anti-terrorist forces are patrolling the streets. Based on the principle that more things are worse than less things, most of the citizens stay at home honestly. The whirling tree shadows and wisps of mist mixed together, making Gotham seem empty and quiet.

The Batmobile is coming.

The Batmobile drives away.

Murphy was lying on the back seat, swinging his legs and humming a song while swinging the chains of the handcuffs on his wrists, accompanied by the sound of rattling.

He had foreseen this kind of result before, for the good of everyone, first proposed to walk to Arkham, but was rejected by Batman.Then it was reconciled into randomly picking a lucky unmanned vehicle on the street—that is, taking a taxi, at most evading a fare, and the consequence was that it was almost tied up by Batman and stuffed in the trunk.

The inertia of the Lego ugly vest is too strong.

"Plop" sound.

After he turned his head, because his wrists were bound and he couldn't reach out to support the ground, he turned his head down and had an intimate contact with the bottom of the car.

"I guess you don't mind me rubbing lipstick on the Batmobile's seat," he said.

The precondition of the vest marked "I swear I didn't do anything good" flickered, indicating that it was actually triggered by Murphy's actions just now.

Grass.

Batman remained silent, concentrating on driving.

Intellectually, Murphy felt that he understood him.

"Aren't you going to play heavy metal? We'll just go the whole way without saying a word? That's rude."

Murphy turned over and tried to hum Lego Batman's famous Divine Comedy twice (?), but he just read two lines, and immediately found that the Lego Joker's voice line is not suitable for this style of music, and it can't show its essence well I had no choice but to smack my lips regretfully, "The Batman I know is much more lively than you. I still have a deep impression on him playing Russian roulette with me pretending to be the mayor. Very witty, very thoughtful, very Be bold!"

When he was halfway through, he felt like he was dubbing Xiaoxiaole: Good! Perfect! Unbelievable!

What kind of Gotham villain match-[-] game is this, the clown voices it himself, and the world is peaceful after clearing the level.

Murphy suddenly realized that his train of thought had been taken away by Lego Chou, so he quickly returned to his senses and continued:

"Of course I should get my share of the compliments like 'smart and guts' because if I hadn't planned to bomb Gotham, Batman wouldn't have had a chance."

Batman said coldly: "Don't think about it."

"Don't think about it? Blow up Gotham? Can't I? Can't I really? Look what this is, sweetheart?" Behind him the 'clown' conjures a round object out of his sleeve, Bruce His heart beat faster for two seconds, and then he saw the other party tear off the black and red wrapping paper and stuff the bomb-shaped lollipop into his mouth.

"..."

The lollipop that comes with Lego Ugly is quite delicious and helps to quit smoking.Murphy, a bad adult who can only think of this, said vaguely: "I don't have Batman for you, you broke my lipstick, this is a souvenir for the eighth anniversary of Lego City No.80, limited edition."

Batman struggles to get to the point: "What is LEGO City?"

Now that the point came, Murphy cheered up immediately.

"Have you ever heard of parallel universes?"

"The Lego City we are in is one of the parallel universes. You are your Batman here, we have the Batman I know; I am the Joker in Lego City, and the Joker in Arkham is the Joker you know."

"But I don't mix him up, Batman. Just like you wouldn't push a date with a ballerina and a fashion model because he wakes up at [-] p.m., my relationship with Batman is totally, utterly different. But I know it's not your fault, it's another clown's fault, so I'd love to have a chance to talk to him about my ideals tonight, what do you think?"

"I may be hallucinating." The voice of the prophet came from Batman's earphones, and she automatically translated Murphy's words according to her own understanding, "I heard a clown say that he was willing to beat another clown for Batman .”

"You heard me right." Robin Damian's voice came from the side, "Anyway, I've seen it once."

Next to it is Red Robin: "Speak out."

Robin: "Go to hell, watch your Gotham monitor, Drake."

Tim didn't leave: "No, I think the pronunciation of Lego is a bit familiar. How is it spelled? I may have seen it somewhere."

"I have no impression." Barbara replied, "Since Lego City is a city, B, you can ask who is the manager of this city."

Bruce was not affected at all, and asked in his own way: "What is your purpose for coming here?"

The Phantom Land of Lego City and the Kryptonian Prison of the real universe are not the same thing at all.

In the real universe, a prison is a prison. Superman's old opponent General Zod, Mechanical Superman and others are all locked in it. It is a cosmic-level holding center for dangerous people.

The characters in each area of ​​LEGO City come from different series of works. The Phantom Zone has thus been promoted to an independent space for holding various magical creatures from ancient times to the present, from the earth to the universe to different worlds. Its most unique feature is that There are a total of two keys, both of which can only open the one-way door, one is used to lock criminals in, and the other can let people out.The residents of Lego City cannot come to the real universe through the abyss, but the criminals in the Phantom Zone can leave and go anywhere through the key.

——This is already something on the secret level of the universe.

With a little brainstorming, Murphy can think of a hundred special uses for using the Phantom Zone to reversely invade Lego City, or use it as an army transfer station for guerrilla warfare.The real universe is not as peaceful as Lego City. He has doubts, and even if the person he is talking to is Batman, he dare not tell all the information for the time being.

"There's a gang of evil in our universe," he said vaguely, "probably working with the supervillains here."

In the rearview mirror, Batman looked at Murphy, and Murphy looked at Batman.

A few seconds later, Murphy suddenly remembered that he was still wearing the Lego ugly vest: "Although I kidnap the mayor, blow up Gotham, and steal the morning news broadcast time to broadcast my own exclusive crime scene, I don't think I am very Bad...not that bad."

Yes, just barely squeezed into Luthor's Legion of Doom.

The Prophet said in the comm: "I have a strange feeling, ask him what is his relationship with Batman in Lego City?"

Batman pretended not to hear.

Intuitively, he doesn't want to discuss his counterpart in Lego City at all.Bruce is like a cruel screenwriter who will inevitably avoid the plot that the audience wants to see, and said indifferently: "So you are going to Arkham to find information. There are some places in Gotham that you think are not right. It is the police station. The nameless corpse? Are you here alone to investigate? Why?"

They had already arrived at the gate of Arkham Garden. Although he didn't want to admit it, Murphy felt that he felt like coming home now that he was here.The guard's expression after seeing him was indescribable, and Murphy showed them a comforting smile.

... The other party looked even more frightened, and even shivered.

"Those corpses don't look like Gotham people, I guess you also noticed." He turned his head away from Batman's stern gaze, pretending nothing happened, "This has nothing to do with me, it reminds me of Lego City It’s a saying that’s been around for decades.”

"—we are the reflection of real life."

Not every day is the same in LEGO City.

Murphy has lived in the city for ten years, and witnessed how a bustling city maintains vigor and vitality in a relaxed and pleasant atmosphere.Sunrise and sunset, spring and fall, his presidential palace has been added layer after layer, and people around him come and go. Sometimes he really feels that while he is changing the city, he has been changed a lot by the city.

But it is still different from the real universe.

There are some sufferings that will make human beings sensitive and dull, and have to go through, which are rarely staged in Lego City.They also had quarrels, breakups, and small local wars, but they didn't feel irreparable.

So later people said that if the abyss is the surface of the lake, then Lego City looks at the real universe, just like looking at its own similar but different shadow.

"Since it is a reflection, is it possible that the two universes will overlap when the angle is special?"

Batman followed him, seeing him energetically handcuffed and greeting old friends in each cell, and most of the criminals showed a 'hell, why is it you again' expression.

Bruce didn't say whether he believed it or not, he just said, "You won't take the initiative to take care of this kind of thing, who asked you to come? Or for what?"

"Thank you for your understanding, Bat." Murphy turned around and walked backwards, pretending to wipe the corners of his eyes and sighed, "But I didn't do it for anything, I just came to help my friend."

That's impossible. Murphy is willing to join the reunion bet, betting that the Lego Joker must be for the promotion ranking.

Batman narrowed his eyes: "Who?"

"No comment, darling, it's up to you to guess, or what's the point? But I'd say he's a good guy, really, and the bad guys don't even try to catch criminals, do they?"

"Generally speaking, good guys don't make friends with clowns, and I'm not going to say too much," says Tim in the Batcave. In the forum, a poster said that he was going to sell his self-made superhero peripherals, and when he communicated with me, he added the prefix 'lego' to all the characters in it."

Damian: "Locate him."

"It's already been done." Red Robin replied, "But if he is really the 'friend' that the clown said, it is unlikely that he can be traced so easily."

"Hey Harley!" On the other side, Murphy had already arrived at the cell where Harley Quinn was held. He ignored Batman behind him and knocked on the glass with his middle finger bone, "You're still so beautiful today, baby."

Harley Quinn turned her head, her eyes widened in astonishment: "Pudin!" She also ignored Batman, quickly squeezed in front of the glass, and leaned forward, "Why do you want to come and see me? Is there anything I can do for you?" of?"

Then her attention shifted sideways: "Whoa, you turned Batman on? Is he one of ours now?"

"..."

Murphy shook the handcuffs: "I don't think so."

"Ah—how could he treat you like this! You black mouse, let go of Mr. J!"

She is so sweet.

Murphy couldn't help thinking.

Just a little silly.

"Don't worry about Harry, you're like a frizzy groundhog. I wanted to come over and ask you, has the Riddler or any other little guy told you anything these days?"

"Yes." Harry stared at him affectionately, and answered, "The Riddler said, 'What has four legs and only appears at night? History?' I have no idea what that means, I think he's talking to you, Honey."

"...Sorry, I have a question." Murphy blinked and interrupted her with a raised finger, "What does the particle in the middle mean?"

"I don't understand." The clown girl blinked like him and said happily, "That's why I beat him up and vomited blood."

"Okay." Murphy turned to Batman nonchalantly and said, "I gradually understand everything, and now I can go."